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(Gawker)   Man whof tied to kiss an make uph wif his girfrien haf his tongue bih aff   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Valentine's Day, tongues, Skokie  
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4906 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2013 at 7:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-18 08:37:42 PM  
1 vote:
He was an Ellen Jamesian?

/I got nothin'.

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would he stumble on 'who'?

//John Irving had an even worse grasp of the mechanics of speech than subby.
2013-02-18 08:37:04 PM  
1 vote:
This idiot obviously don't practice foreplay either.

Even in kissing, you warm her up, get the motor atleast idling.  If she appears mad, hug and give a small peck on the neck and see how she reacts, before moving towards the mouth.  If she is still mad just keep holding her till she stops yelling.  Only a couple of times she has pushed away, but we returned to the hug and kiss the neck before proceeding.  Not bite the tongue, I am going in dry.

/If she ever gets mad enough to bite, I could deal with losing a chunk of ear before losing my tongue.
//although I am not sure if Holyfield would agree
2013-02-18 07:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
She asked him to leave and he assaulted her.

She was just protecting herself and she ends up in jail?
2013-02-18 07:18:51 PM  
1 vote:
Going for some tongue action after a fight was a pretty bold move. He had to know she was crazy enough to do something like this.
2013-02-18 05:58:40 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that's why you use roses. They have thorns you can defend yourself with.
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