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(Gawker)   Man whof tied to kiss an make uph wif his girfrien haf his tongue bih aff   (gawker.com) divider line 51
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2013-02-18 05:39:39 PM
Was his father born a pirate ship?
 
2013-02-18 05:43:16 PM
That's what you get French kissing Madame Guillotine.
 
2013-02-18 05:58:40 PM
Yeah, that's why you use roses. They have thorns you can defend yourself with.
 
2013-02-18 06:59:01 PM
Good thing he only got to first base
 
2013-02-18 07:16:54 PM
There goes cunnilingus.
 
2013-02-18 07:17:43 PM
Well that's no fun...
 
2013-02-18 07:18:42 PM
Why would he stumble on 'who'?
 
2013-02-18 07:18:51 PM
Going for some tongue action after a fight was a pretty bold move. He had to know she was crazy enough to do something like this.
 
2013-02-18 07:19:14 PM
Apparently "don't stick your dick in crazy" also applies to tongues.
 
2013-02-18 07:19:51 PM
"Interesting" subby?????
 
2013-02-18 07:20:35 PM
I made tuna salad with my slap chop tonight and cleaned up afterwards with my sham-wow and I am getting a kick . . .
 
2013-02-18 07:20:53 PM
She asked him to leave and he assaulted her.

She was just protecting herself and she ends up in jail?
 
2013-02-18 07:24:13 PM
yeah I don't see anything wrong with her doing this. It's really too bad a puss don't have teeth, cause that would stop damn near every rape out there as well. Exceptions are the sluts that dress like they wanna get gang raped
 
2013-02-18 07:24:44 PM
  I can't French....but I can Liechtenstein.
 
2013-02-18 07:25:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-18 07:26:20 PM
I TOLD YOU; NO TONGUE!
 
2013-02-18 07:26:50 PM
Gedobby durgle.

i546.photobucket.com

Also, Epideme.
 
2013-02-18 07:27:05 PM
Tried one of those PE gels once, just to check out the consumer safety aspect of course. Several minutes into the act, my wife was going "my nips! I can't feel my nips!"

/nips=lips
//the upper ones at face level.
 
2013-02-18 07:30:27 PM

Amos Quito: There goes cunnilingus.


FTFY
 
2013-02-18 07:30:55 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores:


Those things prove that evolution is a sick, sick process.
 
2013-02-18 07:31:11 PM
Farxist Marxist,,,  thanx for the clarifacation,,,lol
 
2013-02-18 07:36:35 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x470]


Tee hee, that fish needs braces.
 
2013-02-18 07:38:55 PM
Good thing he didn't ask for a BJ !
 
2013-02-18 07:43:49 PM
Did she swallow?
 
2013-02-18 07:45:23 PM
The Bride approves of this.

mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-02-18 07:47:47 PM
Was it the Shamwow guy again?
 
2013-02-18 08:02:19 PM
Was it Adele? She might have been feeling a bit peckish
 
2013-02-18 08:05:25 PM
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So... she's going back for seconds?
 
2013-02-18 08:05:53 PM
she'd never do that to my tongue

no, it has the magic
 
2013-02-18 08:09:42 PM
I was on a jury for a trial where a rapist got his tongue bitten off by a victim... For that instance and several others I quite enjoyed helping put him away for about 300 years. :-)
 
2013-02-18 08:11:59 PM

skinink: The Bride approves of this.

[mimg.ugo.com image 786x330]


Buck deserved what happened to him, that's for sure...
 
2013-02-18 08:26:18 PM
There's an awful lot of lingual consonants left in the title, and an awful lot of non lingual consonants that have been replaced.
 
2013-02-18 08:37:04 PM
This idiot obviously don't practice foreplay either.

Even in kissing, you warm her up, get the motor atleast idling.  If she appears mad, hug and give a small peck on the neck and see how she reacts, before moving towards the mouth.  If she is still mad just keep holding her till she stops yelling.  Only a couple of times she has pushed away, but we returned to the hug and kiss the neck before proceeding.  Not bite the tongue, I am going in dry.

/If she ever gets mad enough to bite, I could deal with losing a chunk of ear before losing my tongue.
//although I am not sure if Holyfield would agree
 
2013-02-18 08:37:42 PM
He was an Ellen Jamesian?

/I got nothin'.

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would he stumble on 'who'?


//John Irving had an even worse grasp of the mechanics of speech than subby.
 
2013-02-18 08:38:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x470]

Tee hee, that fish needs braces.


Dental plan.
 
2013-02-18 08:50:29 PM
He shoulda known better...look at that mandible!
 
2013-02-18 09:11:37 PM
Features "Fee Times A Mady", "Wookin' Pa Nub", "?????", "Una Panoonah Banka", "Barbah ob Dabill", and more!
 
2013-02-18 09:21:07 PM
Bih-ih aff. His tongue was bih-ih aff.

Sah-ee, gammah nassi.
 
2013-02-18 09:24:15 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Was his father born a pirate ship?


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Was this the boyfriend?
 
2013-02-18 09:27:34 PM

SpdrJay: Apparently "don't stick your dick in crazy" also applies to tongues.


So .... don't stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't risk your tongue?  Or don't stick your tongue anywhere you wouldn't risk your dick?

This could make dinnertime more interesting.
 
2013-02-18 09:32:49 PM
lounge.moviecodec.com

Was it Carl?

/Couldn't find a picture of him from the episode with "Scam-wow guy"
 
2013-02-18 09:41:40 PM
FTA:  "Cook, meanwhile, was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic battery."

The complainant's testimony against her at trial, if it comes to that, ought to be interesting.
 
2013-02-18 09:46:04 PM

ciberido: SpdrJay: Apparently "don't stick your dick in crazy" also applies to tongues.

So .... don't stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't risk your tongue?  Or don't stick your tongue anywhere you wouldn't risk your dick?

This could make dinnertime more interesting.


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2013-02-18 11:32:41 PM

skinink: The Bride approves of this.

[mimg.ugo.com image 786x330]


Showed up for the Bride and Buck.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-18 11:49:15 PM
Next time try to kiss something that looks vaguely human!
 
2013-02-19 01:16:36 AM
Was she listening to this at the time?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-19 01:18:55 AM
Good thing he didn't say, "Hey babe, we're good, right? Howabout a beej?" first.
 
2013-02-19 02:35:57 AM
cdn.thegloss.com Did she chase it down with some fava beans and a nice chianti? Did her heart beat never exceed baseline on the EKG?
 
2013-02-19 08:29:17 AM
NEVER put a part of you anywhere where someone else has a chance of cutting it off ESPECIALLY if you have recently annoyed them!
 
2013-02-19 09:08:47 AM
2log.biz

/Sham-OW!!
 
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