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2013-02-18 04:12:25 PM  
I look forward to my "Twice in a lifetime" t-shirt.
 
2013-02-18 04:33:47 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-18 05:15:55 PM  
This will suck.

Wrestlemania will suck.

You should all feel bad.

/end [REDACTED] Mode
 
2013-02-18 06:40:29 PM  

robsul82: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x500]


I like that Roman is Bane

/they're about equally articulate
 
2013-02-18 07:08:49 PM  
 
2013-02-18 07:33:59 PM  
Gonna make it thru this show tonight. No matter how bad it is. Looks like I left and it got really good. shiat

I did say Shield would win because the super friends got the upper hand last monday
 
2013-02-18 07:35:27 PM  
Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.
 
2013-02-18 07:35:41 PM  

Dougie AXP: This will suck.

Wrestlemania will suck.

You should all feel bad.

/end [REDACTED] Mode


But Dougie....YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

/got nothing
//gotta drive home from work so I'll miss the first hour, my guess remains that there will be no Punk-Taker
 
2013-02-18 07:35:43 PM  
The better question is:  which Fox talking point will Swagger have for us tonight?
 
2013-02-18 07:36:18 PM  

FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.


ok, clear the floor:  Story time!
 
2013-02-18 07:37:52 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The better question is:  which Fox talking point will Swagger have for us tonight?


He and Zeb will do a President's Day State of the Union address in which I dearly hope they steal my joke about the Spanish announce table being lazy for not breaking during the table spot last night in the main event.
 
2013-02-18 07:39:27 PM  
www.wrestlinglol.com
 
2013-02-18 07:40:21 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The better question is:  which Fox talking point will Swagger have for us tonight?


ARM ALL OF THE THINGS!
 
2013-02-18 07:40:26 PM  

Mind of the North Star: [www.wrestlinglol.com image 400x400]


Was The Shield cheered last night
 
2013-02-18 07:41:22 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.

ok, clear the floor:  Story time!


Time for the preshow!
 
2013-02-18 07:42:04 PM  
No matter how bad this gets, our house is prepared:

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-18 07:42:32 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.

ok, clear the floor:  Story time!

Time for the preshow!


STORY TIME!
 
2013-02-18 07:43:38 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: No matter how bad this gets, our house is prepared:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]


But how did you fit ShiningWizard in that tiny box?
 
2013-02-18 07:46:45 PM  

silgryphon: Mind of the North Star: [www.wrestlinglol.com image 400x400]

Was The Shield cheered last night


Upon further review, it sounds like the crowd cheered the pin (definitely counted along with it), and then the crowd sound was mixed down when the Shield's music hit after the pin. Still sounded like cheering though - louder than "crowd don't give a shiat" silence, and definitely not boos.
 
2013-02-18 07:46:57 PM  

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: No matter how bad this gets, our house is prepared:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

But how did you fit ShiningWizard in that tiny box?


Twilight read a random spell and criss crossed everything.  She thought she fixed everything last weekend, but she obviously missed something.
 
2013-02-18 07:48:16 PM  

silgryphon: Gonna make it thru this show tonight. No matter how bad it is. Looks like I left and it got really good. shiat

I did say Shield would win because the super friends got the upper hand last monday


The Shield wanted some. They came and GOT SOME!!!!

/Ryback looked pissed after getting speared and losing
//had to go back and carbo-load
 
2013-02-18 07:48:30 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.

ok, clear the floor:  Story time!


So I was at Hooters, since it's a stone's throw from my house (I get drunk, I could walk the few blocks), and I go there b/c I know a couple of the waitresses.  Well, I'm not as much of a regular I guess as one other guy.  So I'm chilling, drinking my beers, and watching the documentaries on MJ turning 50.  Well, the bartender tonight was, well, let's just say very very cute, and she and I were striking up good conversation about MJ, even though I know for a fact she was in diapers when MJ was at his apex (God, saying that makes me feel old).

I guess Joe The Plumber took offense to her spending extended time talking to me.  Because when I went to the bathroom, and I came back, he had moved closer to where I was sitting, when the bar was very empty.

When the girl went to the back, he decided it was the right time to proceed to scold me, and how I'm a very bad person for leading her on.

What?  She's got her huge ass tits about 8 inches from my face...who's leading who here gramps?

Whatever...I go back to my business of downing beers, and throwing down fries.  It was funny, but she was really big into local sports talk radio, and it turns out she remembered me from when I used to come in on remotes a couple years ago.

That's when I noticed Rip Van was fuming...I mean FUMING.

This dude hobbled over to the hostess, and told her I was being too distracting for her, and it caused her to neglect her duties with her other clientele.  The hostess found it funny.

Up until this point I was being cool with the guy, even buying him a beer.  Since he turned psycho old man...The poor waitress looked embarrassed.

He wouldn't let him, and the manager stepped in, told him his tab was on the house (it probably was like $5) and sent him on his way.

Of course he managed to toss out one last shot of "I'm taking my business elsewhere!"  like it really had any effect.

People are just so...weird.
 
2013-02-18 07:49:47 PM  
What up, marks?

Last night's show was...interesting. I now believe in the Shield.

No gong tonight = no Taker = Triple Threat at WM: Cena overcomes Punk AND Rock to win the lifetime championship.
 
2013-02-18 07:50:23 PM  
Watching RAW via river today, since I've got work to do & no TV in my office. River shows NXT before RAW, neat.
 
2013-02-18 07:51:40 PM  
"Did anyone else happen to notice Jack Swagger leading Paul Heyman to any unmarked boxcars yet?"

"WILL YOU STOP?"

"You mean 'VILL I HALT?'"

"NEIN!"

(Both giggle like maniacs)
 
2013-02-18 07:51:54 PM  
Why didn't Rock do a celebration last month when he won the title?
 
2013-02-18 07:52:01 PM  

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.

ok, clear the floor:  Story time!

So I was at Hooters, since it's a stone's throw from my house (I get drunk, I could walk the few blocks), and I go there b/c I know a couple of the waitresses.  Well, I'm not as much of a regular I guess as one other guy.  So I'm chilling, drinking my beers, and watching the documentaries on MJ turning 50.  Well, the bartender tonight was, well, let's just say very very cute, and she and I were striking up good conversation about MJ, even though I know for a fact she was in diapers when MJ was at his apex (God, saying that makes me feel old).

I guess Joe The Plumber took offense to her spending extended time talking to me.  Because when I went to the bathroom, and I came back, he had moved closer to where I was sitting, when the bar was very empty.

When the girl went to the back, he decided it was the right time to proceed to scold me, and how I'm a very bad person for leading her on.

What?  She's got her huge ass tits about 8 inches from my face...who's leading who here gramps?

Whatever...I go back to my business of downing beers, and throwing down fries.  It was funny, but she was really big into local sports talk radio, and it turns out she remembered me from when I used to come in on remotes a couple years ago.

That's when I noticed Rip Van was fuming...I mean FUMING.

This dude hobbled over to the hostess, and told her I was being too distracting for her, and it caused her to neglect her duties with her other clientele.  The hostess found it funny.

Up until this point I was being cool with the guy, even buying him a beer.  Since he turned psycho old man...The poor waitress looked embarrassed.

He wouldn't let him, and the manager stepped in, told him his tab was on the house (it probably was like $5) and sent him on his way.

Of course he managed to toss out one last shot of "I'm ...


yeesh, that guy was an ass.  Sadly, I bet the folks working there are used to dealing with that far to often.

Now, assuming that both you and the waitress are single, now might be a great opportunity to share your mutual distaste for grumpy patrons over dinner.  ;)
 
2013-02-18 07:52:10 PM  
THE tag team CHAMP IS HERE!
 
2013-02-18 07:52:44 PM  

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.

ok, clear the floor:  Story time!

So I was at Hooters, since it's a stone's throw from my house (I get drunk, I could walk the few blocks), and I go there b/c I know a couple of the waitresses.  Well, I'm not as much of a regular I guess as one other guy.  So I'm chilling, drinking my beers, and watching the documentaries on MJ turning 50.  Well, the bartender tonight was, well, let's just say very very cute, and she and I were striking up good conversation about MJ, even though I know for a fact she was in diapers when MJ was at his apex (God, saying that makes me feel old).

I guess Joe The Plumber took offense to her spending extended time talking to me.  Because when I went to the bathroom, and I came back, he had moved closer to where I was sitting, when the bar was very empty.

When the girl went to the back, he decided it was the right time to proceed to scold me, and how I'm a very bad person for leading her on.

What?  She's got her huge ass tits about 8 inches from my face...who's leading who here gramps?

Whatever...I go back to my business of downing beers, and throwing down fries.  It was funny, but she was really big into local sports talk radio, and it turns out she remembered me from when I used to come in on remotes a couple years ago.

That's when I noticed Rip Van was fuming...I mean FUMING.

This dude hobbled over to the hostess, and told her I was being too distracting for her, and it caused her to neglect her duties with her other clientele.  The hostess found it funny.

Up until this point I was being cool with the guy, even buying him a beer.  Since he turned psycho old man...The poor waitress looked embarrassed.

He wouldn't let him, and the manager stepped in, told him his tab was on the house (it probably was like $5) and sent him on his way.

Of course he managed to toss out one last shot of "I'm ...


So handsome you effect hooters waitresses from performing their duties? Who are you, Brad Maddox?
/you devil, you.
 
2013-02-18 07:52:57 PM  
SIT DOWN, MARKS
 
2013-02-18 07:53:03 PM  

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: No matter how bad this gets, our house is prepared:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

But how did you fit ShiningWizard in that tiny box?


That's her actual size.
 
2013-02-18 07:53:38 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Did anyone else happen to notice Jack Swagger leading Paul Heyman to any unmarked boxcars yet?"

"WILL YOU STOP?"

"You mean 'VILL I HALT?'"

"NEIN!"

(Both giggle like maniacs)


Did you bring the botch belt with ya Gorilla?
 
2013-02-18 07:53:44 PM  

WippitGuud: THE tag team CHAMP IS HERE!


*superkick from around the corner*
 
2013-02-18 07:53:46 PM  

WippitGuud: THE tag team CHAMP IS HERE!


Maybe you've been here for a while, and I missed it, but either way, good to see new faces (to me at least)
 
2013-02-18 07:54:13 PM  

WippitGuud: THE tag team CHAMP IS HERE!


Enjoy it for the next hour or so - it's coming back home soon.
 
2013-02-18 07:54:31 PM  
I'm here! My computer's being Creative booking weird, so I'll try and keep up. XD
 
2013-02-18 07:54:41 PM  
No, I'm happily married, but it still feels good to see I still got it.

/ I NEVER LOST IS BA-BAY!
 
2013-02-18 07:54:56 PM  
Two things I didnt expect, a Shield win and Thwagger winning EC.  I mean really, Thwagger?  The guy disappeared for 6 months after he and Ziggles were broken up.  Then they bring him back as American History X guy and give him a huge push after only a week.  Did anyone even miss him these last months?  I am happy about the Shield though.
 
2013-02-18 07:55:04 PM  
oh and by the way....

YOUR REIGNING GREDUNZA CHAMPION IS HERE!

(lifts a steel chair)

THAT'S RIGHT!
 
2013-02-18 07:55:27 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: WippitGuud: THE tag team CHAMP IS HERE!

Enjoy it for the next hour or so - it's coming back home soon.


But I don't want the tag belt tonight
 
2013-02-18 07:56:19 PM  

FinFangFark: No, I'm happily married, but it still feels good to see I still got it.

/ I NEVER LOST IS BA-BAY!


you still got it!  clap, clap, clapclapclap
 
2013-02-18 07:56:38 PM  

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: No matter how bad this gets, our house is prepared:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

But how did you fit ShiningWizard in that tiny box?


Srsly? Subtract 2 more pounds and 1 more inch of height and I'd just about have room to stretch out in that, lulz
 
2013-02-18 07:57:36 PM  

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: No matter how bad this gets, our house is prepared:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

But how did you fit ShiningWizard in that tiny box?

Srsly? Subtract 2 more pounds and 1 more inch of height and I'd just about have room to stretch out in that, lulz


I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
 
2013-02-18 07:58:00 PM  

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FinFangFark: Should I?

I don't know...

And I have a "crazy people" story that just happened while out having a few beers.

ok, clear the floor:  Story time!

So I was at Hooters, since it's a stone's throw from my house (I get drunk, I could walk the few blocks), and I go there b/c I know a couple of the waitresses.  Well, I'm not as much of a regular I guess as one other guy.  So I'm chilling, drinking my beers, and watching the documentaries on MJ turning 50.  Well, the bartender tonight was, well, let's just say very very cute, and she and I were striking up good conversation about MJ, even though I know for a fact she was in diapers when MJ was at his apex (God, saying that makes me feel old).

I guess Joe The Plumber took offense to her spending extended time talking to me.  Because when I went to the bathroom, and I came back, he had moved closer to where I was sitting, when the bar was very empty.

When the girl went to the back, he decided it was the right time to proceed to scold me, and how I'm a very bad person for leading her on.

What?  She's got her huge ass tits about 8 inches from my face...who's leading who here gramps?

Whatever...I go back to my business of downing beers, and throwing down fries.  It was funny, but she was really big into local sports talk radio, and it turns out she remembered me from when I used to come in on remotes a couple years ago.

That's when I noticed Rip Van was fuming...I mean FUMING.

This dude hobbled over to the hostess, and told her I was being too distracting for her, and it caused her to neglect her duties with her other clientele.  The hostess found it funny.

Up until this point I was being cool with the guy, even buying him a beer.  Since he turned psycho old man...The poor waitress looked embarrassed.

He wouldn't let him, and the manager stepped in, told him his tab was on the house (it probably was like $5) and sent him on his way.

Of course he managed to toss out one last shot of "I'm ...


Maybe the old coot should have spent more than $5.  Hooters is a lot like a strip joint, If you want attention you gotta pay for it.
 
2013-02-18 07:58:09 PM  
UK commercials are just hysterical... it's so close to real TV, but they're clearly just making up shiat that just doesn't exist.
 
2013-02-18 07:58:19 PM  

silgryphon: Mind of the North Star: [www.wrestlinglol.com image 400x400]

Was The Shield cheered last night


I sat out last night's PPV unfortunately. I only saw highlights and made no fWc posts. Life got in the way of all that. However, I am confident you can put anyone against Team No Sell and get cheered despite being as awesome as Ambrose, Rollin, and Reigns

/I did catch the almost weekly Walking Dead butthurt, though.
 
2013-02-18 07:59:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WippitGuud: THE tag team CHAMP IS HERE!

Maybe you've been here for a while, and I missed it, but either way, good to see new faces (to me at least)


Always overlooked, I am.

I'm the Tyson Kidd of FWC.
 
2013-02-18 07:59:23 PM  

Mind of the North Star: silgryphon: Mind of the North Star: [www.wrestlinglol.com image 400x400]

Was The Shield cheered last night

I sat out last night's PPV unfortunately. I only saw highlights and made no fWc posts. Life got in the way of all that. However, I am confident you can put anyone against Team No Sell and get cheered despite being as awesome as Ambrose, Rollin, and Reigns

/I did catch the almost weekly Walking Dead butthurt, though.


... unless the crowd was shiat that is
 
2013-02-18 07:59:40 PM  
Lets get this started, I'm dying to see Rockies Celebration
 
2013-02-18 08:00:05 PM  
A POST WATERSHED PRODUCTION
 
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