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(NJ.com)   Assemblyman on his Facebook likes: "As far as the Big Bootie Freaks - listen, I love women, but it shouldn't be on there but I don't know how to get it out"   (nj.com) divider line 100
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2013-02-18 02:13:19 PM
What a big bootie looks like:

img402.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 02:15:18 PM
Approves...

allhiphop.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-18 02:23:55 PM
First the yoga pants thread and now this.

OK, who sent the mods BIE?
 
2013-02-18 02:25:48 PM

Banned on the Run: First the yoga pants thread


link!!! You will share it now!!
 
2013-02-18 02:58:06 PM
img838.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 03:00:04 PM
Umm. Hover over it, then click Delete or Edit > Hide.

Moron.
 
2013-02-18 03:11:50 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Banned on the Run: First the yoga pants thread

link!!! You will share it now!!


WHAR YOGA PANTS WHAR!
 
2013-02-18 03:13:06 PM
John Bigboote?

content8.flixster.com
 
2013-02-18 03:13:29 PM
Just supporting small business, the man is a hero.
 
2013-02-18 03:19:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img838.imageshack.us image 500x705]


I had something to say... now I forget what it was.
 
2013-02-18 03:21:08 PM
Butt thread? I'm in.

i1126.photobucket.com

PNSFW
PNSFW
NSFW
 
2013-02-18 03:21:17 PM
They get the representatives they deserve. Just like Arpaio in Arizona. I can't get upset about him when he keeps getting voted in.
 
2013-02-18 03:23:30 PM

baronbloodbath: John Bigboote?

[content8.flixster.com image 202x270]


i105.photobucket.com
Bigboo-TAY! TYAY! TAY!
 
2013-02-18 03:26:25 PM

blatz514: Approves...

[allhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 620x423]


Also Approves...

i27.photobucket.com
/and beats you up while he approves
 
2013-02-18 03:29:01 PM
more booty less guns


/i am ok with guns
 
2013-02-18 03:29:12 PM
I've taken to calling this kind of stuff "Facebook Herpes".
 
2013-02-18 03:29:57 PM
It got stuck in da Big Bootie, and now I can't get it out!
 
2013-02-18 03:30:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Banned on the Run: First the yoga pants thread

link!!! You will share it now!!


Here ya go.  geez, gotta do everything
 
2013-02-18 03:30:43 PM
www.historyplace.com
 
2013-02-18 03:31:48 PM

blatz514: Here ya go. geez, gotta do everything


You were too slow. I did it my own damn self
 
2013-02-18 03:31:56 PM
At least his appreciation of large derrieres is an indication of his honest, I heard guys who like big butts cannot lie.

In case my brethren choose to challenge my point, may I remind you:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-18 03:32:05 PM
In other news, reporter has legitimate opportunity to use the word callipygian in an article and blows it.

/my FB page says I like Bob Marley.  I cannot stand Bob Marley but nothing I do will remove it.
 
2013-02-18 03:35:05 PM
img715.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 03:35:46 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: blatz514: Here ya go. geez, gotta do everything

You were too slow. I did it my own damn self


Well, now it's there for everyone that missed it this morning.
 
2013-02-18 03:35:46 PM
He likes a page on women with big butts, and another devoted to videos of gratuitous violence?  Odd...  I mean, he looks so attractive and successful!
 
2013-02-18 03:36:24 PM
img42.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 03:38:19 PM

Arachnophobe: Butt thread? I'm in.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x450]

PNSFW
PNSFW
NSFW


Wow, photobucket's new interface is worse than iTunes. I didn't know that was possible. Great pix, though!
 
2013-02-18 03:39:27 PM
When woman go into the election booty your ass is gone.
 
2013-02-18 03:40:08 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: He likes a page on women with big butts, and another devoted to videos of gratuitous violence?  Odd...  I mean, he looks so attractive and successful!


Despite your racist overtones there, do you watch boxing/wrestling/action movies/television/UFC?  Or do you just pray in the corner all day and be perfect?
 
2013-02-18 03:41:19 PM

museamused: In other news, reporter has legitimate opportunity to use the word callipygian in an article and blows it.

/my FB page says I like Bob Marley.  I cannot stand Bob Marley but nothing I do will remove it.


If enough of your "friends" like something, it seems to automatically show you as liking it, since no one ever has friends with wildly different interests. This may have been one of those random short-lived experiments Facebook is notorious for running on their users, though, I don't know if it's still the case.
 
2013-02-18 03:42:31 PM
img221.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 03:43:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a big bootie looks like:

[img402.imageshack.us image 496x742]


That, by you, is big? Feh.

www.fhm.com

NSFW
 
2013-02-18 03:44:41 PM
He can't figure out how to unlike something? Does he have someone to dress him in the mornings?
 
2013-02-18 03:47:01 PM

ArcadianRefugee: That, by you, is big? Feh.


l like a woman that got her arse by lifting weights, not from the all you can eat buffet.
 
2013-02-18 03:47:23 PM

Acharne: Benevolent Misanthrope: He likes a page on women with big butts, and another devoted to videos of gratuitous violence?  Odd...  I mean, he looks so attractive and successful!

Despite your racist overtones there, do you watch boxing/wrestling/action movies/television/UFC?  Or do you just pray in the corner all day and be perfect?


Lighten up, Frances.

Sports-wise, I prefer to play - though now that I live in the farking Tundra, and I don;t know how to skate, I'm not sure what I'll play this year.  If I watch a sport on TV, I generally watch curling (which I *would* play if my ankles and knees weren't completely busted from years of weightlifting).  But even I recognize that there's a difference between a sport like MMA and a video of a group of cowards mercilessly stripping and beating a child.  I hope you do, too.
 
2013-02-18 03:48:40 PM

blatz514: Approves...

[allhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 620x423]


Thread is over, go home now.

/Impressed it got finished in 2 posts.
 
2013-02-18 03:50:53 PM
*robot voice* Boner sequence has been initiated in 3....2....1.
 
2013-02-18 03:59:39 PM

jimboflux: Thread is over, go home now.


hey you! hey liter. stfu there is still important work to be done in this thread.

important work
 
2013-02-18 04:01:40 PM
While you all were looking at butts I just liked the Knocked the Fark out page, DAMMMMMN
 
2013-02-18 04:04:57 PM

foxyshadis: Arachnophobe: Butt thread? I'm in.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x450]

PNSFW
PNSFW
NSFW

Wow, photobucket's new interface is worse than iTunes. I didn't know that was possible. Great pix, though!


I'm not thrilled with it, either. It seems to lose things that I upload, only to have them reappear after I've re-uploaded. Is there a better choice?
 
2013-02-18 04:09:41 PM
Dat

fortivita.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-18 04:15:27 PM
Liking a page called "Big Bootie Freaks" would be a reason to support a politician in my opinion.
 
2013-02-18 04:17:43 PM
You people don't know what constitutes "big bootie". Hint: each cheek should be the size of your gut.
 
2013-02-18 04:19:58 PM

Acharne: Benevolent Misanthrope: He likes a page on women with big butts, and another devoted to videos of gratuitous violence?  Odd...  I mean, he looks so attractive and successful!

Despite your racist overtones there, do you watch boxing/wrestling/action movies/television/UFC?  Or do you just pray in the corner all day and be perfect?


I second the OPs point, and I DON'T watch ANY of that shiat (or anything) and I also do not pray.  I am however nearly perfect.
 
2013-02-18 04:24:48 PM

ArcadianRefugee: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a big bootie looks like:

[img402.imageshack.us image 496x742]

That, by you, is big? Feh.

[www.fhm.com image 440x639]

NSFW


THIS is more like it.

farking twig-biatches...
 
2013-02-18 04:24:53 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Acharne: Benevolent Misanthrope: He likes a page on women with big butts, and another devoted to videos of gratuitous violence?  Odd...  I mean, he looks so attractive and successful!

Despite your racist overtones there, do you watch boxing/wrestling/action movies/television/UFC?  Or do you just pray in the corner all day and be perfect?

Lighten up, Frances.

Sports-wise, I prefer to play - though now that I live in the farking Tundra, and I don;t know how to skate, I'm not sure what I'll play this year.  If I watch a sport on TV, I generally watch curling (which I *would* play if my ankles and knees weren't completely busted from years of weightlifting).  But even I recognize that there's a difference between a sport like MMA and a video of a group of cowards mercilessly stripping and beating a child.  I hope you do, too.


Facebook often requires likes before you can consume the content. To make the connection between someones likes and their morality is tenouous. To refer to him in the euphemised 'attractive and successful' is a choice you make, the consquence of which is that some people will assume you are not black, but you're Ok with  making fun ofblack people. To mispell 'Francis' Now that's just a pop-culture crime!!

Curling kicks ass.
 
2013-02-18 04:27:02 PM
img855.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 04:27:33 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img221.imageshack.us image 336x280]


What the hell is that tiny little ass doing in this thread?
 
2013-02-18 04:30:25 PM
Just checked the yoga pants thread and I would like to officially page  AbiNormal to this thread.  Apparently he knows what constitutes "big booty"
 
2013-02-18 04:34:24 PM

Acharne: To mispell 'Francis' Now that's just a pop-culture crime!!


Unless, of course, it was intentional to make a point.  Too obscure?

Curling kicks ass.

Indeed it does.  And knees, and ankles, unfortunately.  Even if I cold balance in a Manitoba tuck (I'm convinced it's easier on the knee), my left ankle would be well and truly farked if I did it for any length of time.
 
2013-02-18 04:35:22 PM

boxiebrown: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img221.imageshack.us image 336x280]

What the hell is that tiny little ass doing in this thread?


As previously stated, The Stealth Hippopotamus prefers his asses toned and firm.

I can certainly appreciate that. However, I also enjoy butts resulting from fat distribution, such as that of Luscious Lopez or Alexis Texas.
 
2013-02-18 04:45:00 PM

skinink: They get the representatives they deserve. Just like Arpaio in Arizona. I can't get upset about him when he keeps getting voted in.


How often do you have the opportunity to vote for a politician who cannot lie?
 
2013-02-18 04:46:51 PM
How is any of this controversial?  I'm not much of a booty man myself, but why would anybody fault this guy for it?
And people getting knocked the fark out man?  That's just good shiat.  I went and liked that page the second I read TFA.

Also, I see the game he's playing.  It might seem intuitive that dropping some Sir Mix a-Lot and/or LL Cool J lyrics in that press conference would propel his popularity among younger demographics, he's instead chosen to court elderly voters with the "I don't know hoe The Facebook works" ploy.
 
2013-02-18 04:51:09 PM

boxiebrown: What the hell is that tiny little ass doing in this thread?


That ass is Kristian Bell's ass. And that ass is welcome anywhere.
 
2013-02-18 04:54:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-18 04:56:09 PM
probably nsfw

probably nsfw

NSFW

NSFW

25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-18 04:56:12 PM

Ed Finnerty: Umm. Hover over it, then click Delete or Edit > Hide.

Moron.


See a doctor and get rid of it.

/out, out damned spot
 
2013-02-18 04:58:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: That ass is Kristian Bell's ass


No, that is a placeholder image for an ass removed for ToS violation.
 
2013-02-18 04:59:11 PM
i.imgur.com

And it's sad that I know which video that jiggling butt GIF upthread is from.
 
2013-02-18 05:09:42 PM
www.diseaseproof.com
 
2013-02-18 05:10:06 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: [i.imgur.com image 760x507]

And it's sad that I know which video that jiggling butt GIF upthread is from.


I suppose I better link it to help out others hehe...

(NOT WORK SAFE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, YOU CLICK IT IT'S ON YOU)

http://xhamster.com/movies/781331/briella_bounce_y_jynx_maze_texas_bu t t_039_s_drive_us_nutts.html
 
2013-02-18 05:14:55 PM
I wonder what he thinks of Cosmopolitan's opinion of women with big butts.
 
2013-02-18 05:31:35 PM

fknra: probably nsfw

probably nsfw

NSFW

NSFW

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x332]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x480]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x630]


That last one comes in a slightly higher res

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-18 05:37:19 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-18 05:42:00 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: [i.imgur.com image 760x507]

And it's sad that I know which video that jiggling butt GIF upthread is from.


Is that Sara Shahi?  She was fun on "Life."  She needs to get more work.
 
2013-02-18 06:00:10 PM
CSB:

A friend was close with the manger of a club in B'more... "Club One." I offered to help out with some computer problems they were having. The manager told us to go hang out in the top level.

While we were up there, my friend H. who could talk the pope into buying a double bed went down and talked a couple girls into hanging out with us.

Mind you, I was in love with and quite faithful to the girl I was dating at the time. Which really disappointing the girl who rubbed her big plump bottom up against me freaking on me, thinking I was some sort of VIP.
 
2013-02-18 06:07:16 PM

AgentKGB: fknra: probably nsfw

probably nsfw

NSFW

NSFW

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x332]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x480]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x630]

That last one comes in a slightly higher res

[25.media.tumblr.com image 610x769]


Seriously? That's what you care about? An extra 110x139 pixels?

I'm now going to seriously "Science" you. The resolution in the photos is unchanged. All you've done is blow it up a little bigger and make it a tad more fuzzy. If people want to see it bigger, hit Ctrl+. Now if you have anything original you'd like to add to the discussion please feel free to expound your skillz upon us.

And for everyone else who's time you've wasted by purposefully double posting, and now you owe an appology....

I leave this ;)

NSFW-ish

25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

see, this is what threads like this are for
 
2013-02-18 06:10:45 PM
Remember the black lady with such a Big Booty that her child was standing on it like a ship's Captain on the Fore Deck? Well, she can't be in this thread because she's delivering a load of lumber to Virginia, but she sends her love.
 
2013-02-18 06:11:25 PM
There have been no booties posted in this thread. Only behinds. Here is A Booty:


www.therundown.tv
 
2013-02-18 06:27:46 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-18 06:38:45 PM
How can we be sure the booties posted here are freaks?
 
2013-02-18 07:07:14 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: jimboflux: Thread is over, go home now.

hey you! hey liter. stfu there is still important work to be done in this thread.

important work


I recant my previous statement, I was wrong in my conclusion that nothing of value would come of this thread. And thus I can say I have never been happier to be oh so wrong.
 
2013-02-18 07:09:39 PM
I'm sprung
 
2013-02-18 07:13:44 PM
Okay, yes. Sasha Grey has an incredibly ample and impressive ass considering her pale skin.
 
2013-02-18 07:21:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a big bootie looks like:

[img402.imageshack.us image 496x742]


No.
 
2013-02-18 07:24:54 PM

ArcadianRefugee: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a big bootie looks like:

[img402.imageshack.us image 496x742]

That, by you, is big? Feh.

[www.fhm.com image 440x639]

NSFW


s'wot I'm saying. stealth hippopatamus must be one of those dudes who applies 'more than a handful* is more than enough' to ass the same way some dudes apply it to titty.

/the infamous 'ass you can cover with the palm of one hand' Silverberg put into print back in the 50s
 
2013-02-18 07:27:48 PM

Savage Bacon: boxiebrown: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img221.imageshack.us image 336x280]

What the hell is that tiny little ass doing in this thread?

As previously stated, The Stealth Hippopotamus prefers his asses toned and firm.

I can certainly appreciate that. However, I also enjoy butts resulting from fat distribution, such as that of Luscious Lopez or Alexis Texas.


Uh, no.  You have to have an ass before you can tone the ass.  The chick in that photo has no ass.  That's just life.  Not her fault, she didn't win the genetic lottery ass-wise.  She has other attributes.
 
2013-02-18 07:28:39 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 650x373]


that was the only part watching in the whole damn movie.
 
2013-02-18 07:37:53 PM

fknra: AgentKGB: fknra: probably nsfw
Seriously? That's what you care about? An extra 110x139 pixels?

I'm now going to seriously "Science" you. The resolution in the photos is unchanged. All you've done is blow it up a little bigger and make it a tad more fuzzy. If people want to see it bigger, hit Ctrl+. Now if you have anything original you'd like to add to the discussion please feel free to expound your skillz upon us.


I was just demonstrating that if you take many tumblr pictures and change the 500 to 1280 you can see if there's a higher resolution copy available.

I didn't blow up anything that's the picture you linked in the highest res it's available in as uploaded.
 

http://ilovegirlswithbigass.tumblr.com/

Have a good Monday anyway.
 
2013-02-18 07:47:44 PM
"Big Bootie biatches" is showing on the right hand side of my FB as a recommended page because one of my FB friends has it liked on her page, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-02-18 07:50:26 PM
B
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2013-02-18 07:57:31 PM

Banned on the Run: First the yoga pants thread and now this.

OK, who sent the mods BIE?


I only send BIE for Total... ah, nm.

/jk
 
2013-02-18 07:58:15 PM
Not a bookmark...
 
2013-02-18 08:18:35 PM
And I'm Still at work, damn you.

/Good thing it's the late shift
 
2013-02-18 08:20:55 PM
Ummmm...i seemed to have missed the yoga pants thread...can someone point me in the right direction.

Thankyouverymuch
 
2013-02-18 08:40:01 PM
www.deviantart.com
 
2013-02-18 08:40:40 PM

Keyserroll: Ummmm...i seemed to have missed the yoga pants thread...can someone point me in the right direction.

Thankyouverymuch


It's here, but I kinda like this one, too. Similar subject matter, if you know what I mean.

DAT ASS!!

I mean, I enjoy appreciating the artistry exhibited in these photos of the natural beauty of the feminine form. Yeah, that's the winner.
 
2013-02-18 08:47:05 PM
All of y'all in this thread, you're heroes in my book.
 
2013-02-18 09:17:40 PM
I am slightly surprised by these small big booties. And.... Is it just me or does anyone else get annoyed when news is about social networking? A story about a tweet or a facebook post does not constitute news in my book.
 
2013-02-18 09:59:54 PM
AgentKGB, willfullyobscure and fknra are doing it right. Do that more.

/nothing wrong with yoga butts, but this is a bootie thread.
//There is a difference
 
2013-02-18 11:28:48 PM

ZeroCorpse: Okay, yes. Sasha Grey has an incredibly ample and impressive ass considering her pale skin.


Indeed. Hard (pun intended) to find SFW pics of it, though.

lh3.ggpht.com

So here are some N S F W
 
2013-02-18 11:55:02 PM

fknra: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 499x750]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]


Now THAT'S what I call a buffet! LMAO
 
2013-02-19 05:31:07 AM
What a defense - because guns.
 
2013-02-19 06:38:43 AM
youmoron.org
 
2013-02-19 07:24:58 AM

hangloose: [youmoron.org image 545x424]


taco night was cancelled shortly after...
 
2013-02-19 07:26:34 AM

gerbilpox: ZeroCorpse: Okay, yes. Sasha Grey has an incredibly ample and impressive ass considering her pale skin.

Indeed. Hard (pun intended) to find SFW pics of it, though.

[lh3.ggpht.com image 425x636]

So here are some N S F W


Eh, she still has a tiny, bony ass.
 
2013-02-19 09:21:00 AM
This is not a bookmark, this thread should not be in there but I don't know how to get it out...
 
2013-02-19 07:45:28 PM

hangloose: [youmoron.org image 545x424]


In her defense, it's likely spray-tan.  Butt still.  Ew.
 
2013-02-20 02:24:25 AM
Then it wouldn't be concen

mooseyfate: hangloose: [youmoron.org image 545x424]

In her defense, it's likely spray-tan.  Butt still.  Ew.


It wouldn't be concentrated in the one particular area then...
 
2013-02-20 08:41:47 AM

hangloose: Then it wouldn't be concenmooseyfate: hangloose: [youmoron.org image 545x424]

In her defense, it's likely spray-tan.  Butt still.  Ew.

It wouldn't be concentrated in the one particular area then...


Women can and do get the butthole spray tanned. Just saying.
 
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