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(NYPost)   Alec Baldwin has such a captivating tone, that when he is telling reporters to go choke to death, the look on their faces is of pure happiness (with picture of what pure happiness might look like if you've been told to choke to death by Alec Baldwin)   (nypost.com) divider line 69
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2013-02-18 02:09:25 PM  
You are worthless, Arec Barrwin!
 
2013-02-18 02:10:48 PM  
GIS Alec Baldwin Choking... not what I was hoping for.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-02-18 02:14:41 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You are worthless, Arec Barrwin!


Aaaaaaand we're done.
 
2013-02-18 02:17:15 PM  
Obviously, the reporter is a selfish-little pig.
 
2013-02-18 02:19:05 PM  
But Baldwin has a history of making inappropriate comments to photographers.
Last June, the day before his wedding, Baldwin shouted to a black photographer on the street, "You gotta back up there Rodney."
The photographer's name wasn't Rodney.


And here I am without my fainting couch.
 
2013-02-18 02:23:31 PM  
The photographer's name wasn't Rodney.

jamal, perhaps?
 
2013-02-18 02:24:07 PM  
racist rants are racist.
 
2013-02-18 02:29:56 PM  
They could, and I know this sounds crazy but bear with me here, just not bother him when he's out walking his dogs or just going about his day when he's home from work. I know they won't generate as many page views for their outfit like that, but it's just a thought...
 
2013-02-18 02:33:37 PM  
Sounds like some retired cop/paparazzi tried acting like badass and baldwin told him to fark right off.

Sounds about right to me.  Unless I am under arrest by an actual police officer, get your plastic badge out of my farking face.  You are not a cop any more.  You're a shiatstain camping out on the porches of the famous with a camera.
 
2013-02-18 02:34:11 PM  
Alec Baldwin is a very talented and funny guy who happens to be an asshole somewhat frequently.
 
2013-02-18 02:35:11 PM  
What's wrong with telling someone you want them to choke to death?  Some people are so sensitive.
 
2013-02-18 02:36:55 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Alec Baldwin is a very talented and funny guy who happens to be an asshole somewhat frequently.


He's also a celebrity that gets harassed somewhat frequently.  I can see why he would be somewhat asshole-ish.
 
2013-02-18 02:37:27 PM  
Who doesn't want to choke a NY Post reporter to death?
 
2013-02-18 02:40:54 PM  
I still prefer Gene Hackman as the narrator to my life. Same voice. More swagger.
 
2013-02-18 02:41:07 PM  
Let me know when something other than The New York Post and Fox News are reporting on this supposed slight against a New York Post photographer.
 
2013-02-18 02:41:49 PM  
He should have crushed them all with his ASS.
 
2013-02-18 02:42:43 PM  
It's okay for Alec Baldwin to use racial epithets (and to threaten women) because he believes in liberal ideology and hates Republicans.  Everyone knows that.  I'm sure he'll be on the Letterman/SNL apology tour (again), by the end of next week.
 
2013-02-18 02:44:50 PM  

SunsetLament: It's okay for Alec Baldwin to use racial epithets (and to threaten women) because he believes in liberal ideology and hates Republicans.  Everyone knows that.  I'm sure he'll be on the Letterman/SNL apology tour (again), by the end of next week.


Yes, that is precisely what everybody has been saying.  In those exact words.
 
2013-02-18 02:49:07 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: He should have crushed them all with his ASS Schweddy Balls.

 
2013-02-18 02:53:49 PM  
That is one pretty reporter, I must say. I'd give her the Heimlich, if you know what I'm saying, and I think ya do.
 
2013-02-18 02:55:14 PM  
Thank u 2 NYPD officers who came to my home 2day

Why can't even grown men spell out three letter words on Twitter? Is he that busy with not being on 30 Rock anymore? You were in The Hunt For Red October, for Chrissakes. Stop sounding like a 13 year old girl.


SunsetLament: It's okay for Alec Baldwin to use racial epithets (and to threaten women) because he believes in liberal ideology and hates Republicans.  Everyone knows that.  I'm sure he'll be on the Letterman/SNL apology tour (again), by the end of next week.


Thank Christ I was worried that this would be the first apolitical thread to not have a douchy partisan comment in it. I wasn't prepared.
 
2013-02-18 03:04:32 PM  

Spaced Cowboy: Sounds like some retired cop/paparazzi tried acting like badass and baldwin told him to fark right off.

Sounds about right to me.  Unless I am under arrest by an actual police officer, get your plastic badge out of my farking face.  You are not a cop any more.  You're a shiatstain camping out on the porches of the famous with a camera.


thatsracist.jpg
 
2013-02-18 03:14:45 PM  

Boxcutta: But Baldwin has a history of making inappropriate comments to photographers.
Last June, the day before his wedding, Baldwin shouted to a black photographer on the street, "You gotta back up there Rodney."
The photographer's name wasn't Rodney.

And here I am without my fainting couch.


Right? I'm SHOCKED and FLABBERGASTED that Baldwin would lose his shiat at a couple tabloid stalkers for accosting him on the street while he's going about his business. He's always been known for being so reasonable with those types.
 
2013-02-18 03:27:44 PM  
Doesn't he want to run for political office? Good thing he is a democrat, all his outbursts will be deeply buried by the media during his campaign
 
2013-02-18 03:30:26 PM  

Onkel Buck: Doesn't he want to run for political office? Good thing he is a democrat, all his outbursts will be deeply buried by the media during his campaign


Oh you poor persecuted flower you.

Got enough nails for that cross?
 
2013-02-18 03:31:03 PM  

Onkel Buck: Doesn't he want to run for political office? Good thing he is a democrat, all his outbursts will be deeply buried by the media during his campaign


Partisan douchey comment #2. Let's keep it rollin'!
 
2013-02-18 03:33:33 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You are worthless, Arec Barrwin!

Aaaaaaand we're done.


What are we done with? The thread went on for 23 more posts. I hope you didn't log in just for that.
 
2013-02-18 03:40:03 PM  
Seems reasonable.  When I threaten to choke the chicken it definitely gets happy and excitable.
 
2013-02-18 03:45:07 PM  

Mugato: Why can't even grown men spell out three letter words on Twitter? Is he that busy with not being on 30 Rock anymore? You were in The Hunt For Red October, for Chrissakes. Stop sounding like a 13 year old girl.


files.coloribus.com
and stop LOLing everything
 
2013-02-18 04:02:51 PM  
I imagine if I was famous I would be spending a lot of my money settling lawsuits from face punched paparazzi.
 
2013-02-18 04:09:11 PM  

Mugato: Why can't even grown men spell out three letter words on Twitter?


I'm over fifty, late to texting, and I refuse to use "2" for "to" and "u" for "you." I might use staccato semi-sentences, and apostrophes to abbreviate long words, but that's it.  People get used to being sloppy and lazy, and it carries over to when they shouldn't be.  (As a high school teacher, I've seen this sloppiness carry over to other compositions.  UIgh.)
 
2013-02-18 04:09:42 PM  
someone zoom in and tell me what's in his pocket.  I need to know.  I NEED TO KNOW!
 
2013-02-18 04:11:12 PM  
The reporter in question:

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-02-18 04:19:49 PM  

Mugato: apolitical thread


What means this?  I recognize both words, but together they make no sense.
 
2013-02-18 04:26:13 PM  
That's what they call "charm"--the ability to tell you to GFU with a gracious smile and a delightfully modulated voice.

Did you know that Alec Baldwin did the fruity English voice of Leonardo Leonardo on the cartoon version of Clerks, which ran all of six glorious episodes? If not, then you are one of the seven billion people who missed this wonderful cartoon series, or you are one of the six geeks and nerds who love the Series and have to admit that Alec Baldwin is a great actor.

I can usually recognize a voice where a name or a face would be difficult for me, but when I don't recognize a voice actor, it's really a red letter day. Even Maurice Lamarche can't fool me more than occasionally, and he's the Man of a One Thousand Voices.
 
2013-02-18 04:27:47 PM  
I'm sorry, but does the reporter not look like she has this huge crush on him and he just asked her to marry him?  That's NOT the look of someone who was just told to choke to death.  Unless I just don't understand New Yorkers.  But I have been there once.  I've even ridden the subway, so I know that being told to choke to death is not a compliment, even in NYC.

/Right?
//Right??
 
2013-02-18 04:35:37 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Mugato: apolitical thread

What means this?  I recognize both words, but together they make no sense.


It means the story has nothing to do with politics or partisanship but someone always drags them into it.
 
2013-02-18 04:48:21 PM  

Iplaybass: The reporter in question:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


Wow, she is yummy.
 
2013-02-18 04:49:54 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: SunsetLament: It's okay for Alec Baldwin to use racial epithets (and to threaten women) because he believes in liberal ideology and hates Republicans.  Everyone knows that.  I'm sure he'll be on the Letterman/SNL apology tour (again), by the end of next week.

Yes, that is precisely what everybody has been saying.  In those exact words.


It IS true though.  If what he said is accurate, will Baldwin get black listed like Gibson?  No.  Why?  He's a liberal.  Hollywood is liberal.  I could care less about what he said, I'm no Southern Belle.  But libs and many on the left have a hard time admitting that there is a HUGE double standard for those who are part of the cause and those who are not.
 
2013-02-18 04:55:47 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: SunsetLament: It's okay for Alec Baldwin to use racial epithets (and to threaten women) because he believes in liberal ideology and hates Republicans.  Everyone knows that.  I'm sure he'll be on the Letterman/SNL apology tour (again), by the end of next week.

Yes, that is precisely what everybody has been saying.  In those exact words.


Yes, but I said it first.  Then I heard it about an hour later on Hannity's radio show.  It's not my fault it's an obvious observation.
 
2013-02-18 04:57:59 PM  

broktune: will Baldwin get black listed like Gibson


You win today's false equivalency award.
 
2013-02-18 05:13:44 PM  
So being a former member of the NYPD is something like winning the Purple Heart now?

/It is to members of the NYPD
 
2013-02-18 05:19:14 PM  

Moopy Mac: So being a former member of the NYPD is something like winning the Purple Heart now?

/It is to members of the NYPD


The man could have been a jobless homeless person, Baldwin still shouldn't be shouting racial epithets (or frankly epithets of any kind) at him ... even if he is a liberal and liberals are allowed to be racist and threaten women with impunity.
 
2013-02-18 05:21:26 PM  
Alec obviously has some impulse control issues.
 
2013-02-18 05:22:47 PM  
fark the NY Post, and fark the parasite bottom-feeding scum reporters and photographers who they pay to harass people in an attempt to create sensationalistic news.
 
2013-02-18 05:41:25 PM  
broktune:

It IS true though.  If what he said is accurate, will Baldwin get black listed like Gibson?  No.  Why?  He's a liberal.  Hollywood is liberal.  I could care less about what he said, I'm no Southern Belle.  But libs and many on the left have a hard time admitting that there is a HUGE double standard for those who are part of the cause and those who are not.

So what you're saying is there is a different standard for people who are complete pieces of shiat compared to those who are only sometimes pieces of shiat?  No shiat.
 
2013-02-18 05:42:10 PM  
Why is Rodney considered a black name?  Aside from Rodney Rodgers, Rodney King and Rod Carew, I can't think of a black guy with the name Rodney.  Rodney Dangerfield, Rodney Carrington, and Rodney Marsh are all white.

The Baldwins are racist trash.
 
2013-02-18 05:43:52 PM  

JMacPA: broktune:

It IS true though.  If what he said is accurate, will Baldwin get black listed like Gibson?  No.  Why?  He's a liberal.  Hollywood is liberal.  I could care less about what he said, I'm no Southern Belle.  But libs and many on the left have a hard time admitting that there is a HUGE double standard for those who are part of the cause and those who are not.

So what you're saying is there is a different standard for people who are complete pieces of shiat compared to those who are only sometimes pieces of shiat?  No shiat.


And this is political discourse on Fark - those who disagree with me on the role of government are complete pieces of shiat.
 
2013-02-18 05:46:33 PM  

superdolfan1: I'm sorry, but does the reporter not look like she has this huge crush on him and he just asked her to marry him?  That's NOT the look of someone who was just told to choke to death.  Unless I just don't understand New Yorkers.  But I have been there once.  I've even ridden the subway, so I know that being told to choke to death is not a compliment, even in NYC.

/Right?
//Right??


She's happy because Alec Baldwin is being a dick, which is EXACTLY why she was there.  The NY Post doesn't actually want a quote from him, they want pictures/video of Alec Baldwin being a dick to reporters, so they pay a freelancer to go harass him.
 
2013-02-18 06:01:15 PM  
It clearly hasn't affected his ability to eat.
 
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