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(UPI)   Researchers claim overall happiness and satisfaction with life tend to increase with age -- basically alongside dementia. Coincidence?   (upi.com) divider line 9
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2013-02-18 06:15:26 PM
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Luckily, I don't have to worry about dementia. My mind is as sharp as a -- you know, that thing with a point. Porcupine? Anyway, those are nasty beasts.
2013-02-18 04:09:58 PM
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Constipation is more common among the elderly.  Happiness depends on not giving a shiat.
2013-02-18 05:18:22 PM
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I'd be pretty happy too if I could bathe Santa with hen fap while enjoying my pancakes.
2013-02-18 04:04:43 PM
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Lifelong happiness is possible, ask me how
www.cinemadebuteco.com.br
2013-02-18 03:54:02 PM
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i.imgur.com
2013-02-18 03:45:54 PM
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busy chillin': this will be a slight ramble

But get over yourself and your ego and start realizing the world doesn't revolve around. Cultivate a positive outlook and roll with the punches. Try and work hard but realize life isn't fair and almost nobody is actually out to get you***. The majority don't really care if you fail or succeed. They are too busy being all consumed with their lives. Live how you want and stop making decisions to make other people happy. Don't be a dick of course, but live your life. If you don't want to be a lawyer don't go to law school to make your mom proud. Be yourself. You can't be anyone else. Advertising isn't selling happiness. They are selling a product you don't need. If you can't find happiness in yourself no car or shirt or soda is going to give it to you. This crazy consumer culture trying to keep up with the Jones' is bullsh*t. You can be happy without buying anything new. You don't need have the sh*t they say you need. But it is all cliche crap that means nothing if you aren't open to it. Again, get over yourself. Smell the roses. Smile. Laugh. Love. Cliche cliches. Life is beautiful. Life is wickedly unfair. Deal with it. Get over your drama. Put down your cross. We need the wood for the next martyr. Be thankful and show gratitude. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Happiness is not a destination. Happiness just won't magically happen because you met a goal or whatnot. Enjoy!


*Unless you post comments on the internet.
2013-02-18 03:42:30 PM
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IT GETS BETTER.
2013-02-18 03:30:21 PM
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.
2013-02-18 02:19:39 PM
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Increasing happiness = decreasing expectations.

/fortunately, Mrs. Banned experiences this in the bedroom as well
 
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