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(Daily Mail)   Calista Flockhart, once the poster girl for Hollywood anorexia, is actually showing signs of measurable body fat   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2013-02-18 12:36:26 PM
Blurring out the kid's face in one of the shots doesn't negate the fact that they left his face unblurred for all the rest.
 
2013-02-18 12:39:08 PM
Hate me all you want, but she took an upswing when she hooked up with Harrison Ford. She got healthy and happy. Good for her.
 
2013-02-18 12:41:43 PM
This picture needs to be photoshopped:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/I am disappoint with you today, people of Fark
 
2013-02-18 12:55:48 PM
She's looking great.  Still very lean, but that appears to be her natural body type.  Good for her.
 
2013-02-18 01:59:23 PM
SHE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.
 
2013-02-18 01:59:49 PM
Good for her, she looks much healthier. :)
 
2013-02-18 02:00:56 PM
What a surprise. She gets married, and on comes the weight.
 
2013-02-18 02:02:29 PM
When they got married I wonder if she shoved the ring in his face and said "I'm your goddamn partner."
 
2013-02-18 02:04:00 PM
looks like Ford is playing with his junk
 
2013-02-18 02:04:51 PM
She's always been cute as hell, but absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. And Mr Ford and his old-man chopstick legs... ick.

Where is the age outrage? 70 and 48? They won't have anything to talk about, they'll be dead before their kids go to college, etc...
 
2013-02-18 02:06:44 PM

BunkyBrewman: This picture needs to be photoshopped:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x682]

/I am disappoint with you today, people of Fark


Looks like Han's about ready to shoot first.
 
2013-02-18 02:10:50 PM

BunkyBrewman: This picture needs to be photoshopped:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x682]

/I am disappoint with you today, people of Fark


There's another guy in the top right portion of that picture doing the same thing. When in Rome, I guess.
 
2013-02-18 02:12:20 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: She's always been cute as hell, but absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. And Mr Ford and his old-man chopstick legs... ick.

Where is the age outrage? 70 and 48? They won't have anything to talk about, they'll be dead before their kids go to college, etc...


Is he really 70? Sounds about right. I think he looks great for 70. Of course he was frozen in carbonite for a few years, but he still looks great for 67.
 
2013-02-18 02:14:11 PM
I always thought she was hot.
 
2013-02-18 02:15:10 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: looks like Ford is playing with his junk


you are allowed to when you shoot Greedo 1st
 
2013-02-18 02:16:55 PM
She's still way hot.

With that kind of money, why in the world would you go to such a craptastically busy beach? Waaaay too many people.
 
2013-02-18 02:22:51 PM

robohobo: She's still way hot.

With that kind of money, why in the world would you go to such a craptastically busy beach? Waaaay too many people.


I don't think they play the Hollywood scene.   Don't they live in Montana or Wyoming?
 
2013-02-18 02:24:01 PM
Jesus, Harrison Ford looks 50ish in those pics.
 
2013-02-18 02:25:17 PM

LessO2: robohobo: She's still way hot.

With that kind of money, why in the world would you go to such a craptastically busy beach? Waaaay too many people.

I don't think they play the Hollywood scene.   Don't they live in Montana or Wyoming?


Don't get me wrong, I love the beach. But I prefer a beach where you can look in both directions down the coast and not see anyone else. Lots of private beaches to rent out there. That's not exactly Hollywood, just good beaching.
 
2013-02-18 02:29:33 PM
Harrison will probably leave her now for getting so damn chunky
 
2013-02-18 02:33:54 PM

Albert Lake: Jesus, Harrison Ford looks 50ish in those pics.



Seriously. I hope I can look half that good at 70.
 
2013-02-18 02:34:50 PM
Harrison Ford's tits are bigger than hers...
 
2013-02-18 02:36:43 PM
I heard she had a bowl of soup the other day.
 
2013-02-18 02:38:35 PM
Ford's playing pocket pool in one shot.
 
2013-02-18 02:42:54 PM

mongbiohazard: Seriously. I hope I can look half that good at 70.


I saw Tina Turner in concert a few years ago and commented to my friend that I hope my legs look that great at 65. My friend correctly pointed out that my legs don't look that good now, at 35. I was going to get upset, but I realized my friend was correct.

/short and muscular
//will never have legs like Tina
 
2013-02-18 02:44:04 PM
Sharp knees, would not hit, etc., etc.
 
2013-02-18 02:56:04 PM
Ladies. THAT is what you need to look like at 48.
Not all banged out with canckles and gunts, and backboobs.
No excuses.
As a 56 year old bachelor, I'm consistently disgusted with the quality of available poon in my age range.
You have forced me to date women much much younger than the half my age plus seven set. YOU, and you alone have forced me to engage in hedonistic activities with college girls with daddy issues. Sick, twisted, daddy issues.  I had to swear to them I would never ever tell anyone up front not even anonymously on the internet about their twisted filthy fantasies and I blame you, ladies of my dating age group, all of you with your last minute dive toward the ring dings and ho hoes, and Twinkies, and chocolate and sugar and cheesecakes and ice-cream, when you could have been racking up the endorphin points with exercise, you went for the easy way out. Well, just you don't go pointing fingers when you see me out in public, sneaking out of a motel 6 at 3 am with a college girl who's bow legged with a runny nose. Don't you dare.
 
2013-02-18 02:59:18 PM

vudukungfu: Ladies. THAT is what you need to look like at 48.
Not all banged out with canckles and gunts, and backboobs.
No excuses.
As a 56 year old bachelor, I'm consistently disgusted with the quality of available poon in my age range.
You have forced me to date women much much younger than the half my age plus seven set. YOU, and you alone have forced me to engage in hedonistic activities with college girls with daddy issues. Sick, twisted, daddy issues.  I had to swear to them I would never ever tell anyone up front not even anonymously on the internet about their twisted filthy fantasies and I blame you, ladies of my dating age group, all of you with your last minute dive toward the ring dings and ho hoes, and Twinkies, and chocolate and sugar and cheesecakes and ice-cream, when you could have been racking up the endorphin points with exercise, you went for the easy way out. Well, just you don't go pointing fingers when you see me out in public, sneaking out of a motel 6 at 3 am with a college girl who's bow legged with a runny nose. Don't you dare.


Hire me a personal trainer and a chef, and it'd be ok.
Also, you have to stay hot also. No beerbelly, saggy jowels or things like that.
 
2013-02-18 03:02:30 PM
He's probably just adjusting a little wood he got from staring at all those handsome chocolately Brazilian boys rolling around in the surf, skin glistening, firm buttocks dancing when they run, water flying from their hair, tight speedos mashing their uncut cocks up against their balls while they, um.... they roll around... and... uhhh... wait, what we were talking about? Oh, right... Raiders of the Lost Ark was definitely the best one.
 
2013-02-18 03:04:31 PM
Oh pooh! He's OBVIOUSLY getting his phone out of his pocket in order to take pictures. Duh.
 
2013-02-18 03:19:53 PM

Earpj: vudukungfu: Ladies. THAT is what you need to look like at 48.
Not all banged out with canckles and gunts, and backboobs.
No excuses.
As a 56 year old bachelor, I'm consistently disgusted with the quality of available poon in my age range.
You have forced me to date women much much younger than the half my age plus seven set. YOU, and you alone have forced me to engage in hedonistic activities with college girls with daddy issues. Sick, twisted, daddy issues.  I had to swear to them I would never ever tell anyone up front not even anonymously on the internet about their twisted filthy fantasies and I blame you, ladies of my dating age group, all of you with your last minute dive toward the ring dings and ho hoes, and Twinkies, and chocolate and sugar and cheesecakes and ice-cream, when you could have been racking up the endorphin points with exercise, you went for the easy way out. Well, just you don't go pointing fingers when you see me out in public, sneaking out of a motel 6 at 3 am with a college girl who's bow legged with a runny nose. Don't you dare.

Hire me a personal trainer and a chef, and it'd be ok.
Also, you have to stay hot also. No beerbelly, saggy jowels or things like that.


Why? Sounds like he's doing pretty good as-is.
 
2013-02-18 03:26:51 PM
What 12 year old boy needs to be coaxed into the ocean?
 
2013-02-18 03:28:21 PM
i47.tinypic.com

And this is why the kid's face is pixelated .
 
2013-02-18 03:30:06 PM
Check the top center background of the pic posted above.

There is some *major* ass goin' on in that shot.

You're welcome in advance.
 
2013-02-18 03:39:31 PM
She sure has let herself go.
 
2013-02-18 04:05:11 PM
Good for Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart. I didn't even realize they were together long enough to have a child.
 
2013-02-18 04:06:20 PM

ristst: Check the top center background of the pic posted above.

There is some *major* ass goin' on in that shot.

You're welcome in advance.


not really, Calista's arm is blocking most of it.
 
2013-02-18 04:30:03 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: ristst: Check the top center background of the pic posted above.

There is some *major* ass goin' on in that shot.

You're welcome in advance.

not really, Calista's arm is blocking most of it.


No, you're looking at the wro-

Ohhhhhhh...I see what you're doing there. Better put it away before you get yourself into trouble.
 
2013-02-18 04:30:42 PM

Earpj: Also, you have to stay hot also. No beerbelly, saggy jowels or things like that.


Uh, I am a trainer and a chef.
And I do tech support. What I really love is that I'm 56 and wear baggy shirts and pants to the office and long sleeves all year long. So when we have the summer pool party, I get to put on a modest gun show for the newbies. The new girls will usually argue that there is no way I am 56 and the new guys will inievitable stare at their navels.
But I didn't start this whole sit down all day job thing until I turned 45. And I certainly wasn't going to let my waist go up one farking inch. I'm still 5' 10" and 185#, and I'm holding it.
I help out with my neighbors when they need to split and stack firewood, and volunteer to cook at the community center and stay active, and will, just for the heck of it, walk the two miles into town for my beer, and walk the two miles back.
 
2013-02-18 04:37:28 PM
vudukungfu:
Well, good for you.
Too often it's "If my woman gains an ounce, I'm dumping her."
Says the guy who's gained 50 pounds.
It's annoying.
 
2013-02-18 04:55:00 PM
Don't know what it is, but her face looks...odd. Like, more than usual.

\not that the rest of her is bad, mind you
 
2013-02-18 05:15:16 PM

Earpj: vudukungfu:
Well, good for you.
Too often it's "If my woman gains an ounce, I'm dumping her."
Says the guy who's gained 50 pounds.
It's annoying.



No- what he's saying is that a good number of women, once they snare a husband or reach a certain age, simply let go of the proverbial steering wheel and pay no mind at all to diet or exercise. It ain't that farking hard- put down the cheesecake, walk/run/lift. Rinse, repeat. There is NOTHING at all attractive about a gunt.
 
2013-02-18 05:15:54 PM

WhippingBoy: What a surprise. She gets married, and on comes the weight.


Looks like Harrison Ford will have to be content with jerking off to concentration camp photos.
 
2013-02-18 05:24:09 PM
darch:
Not hot on a male either.
 
2013-02-18 05:26:20 PM

Earpj: darch:
Not hot on a male either.


You sound fat.

/I keed, I keed
 
2013-02-18 05:32:52 PM

darch: Earpj: vudukungfu:
Well, good for you.
Too often it's "If my woman gains an ounce, I'm dumping her."
Says the guy who's gained 50 pounds.
It's annoying.


No- what he's saying is that a good number of women, once they snare a husband or reach a certain age, simply let go of the proverbial steering wheel and pay no mind at all to diet or exercise. It ain't that farking hard- put down the cheesecake, walk/run/lift. Rinse, repeat. There is NOTHING at all attractive about a gunt.


And men don't do that, too?
 
2013-02-18 05:39:44 PM

Mike Chewbacca: darch: Earpj: vudukungfu:
Well, good for you.
Too often it's "If my woman gains an ounce, I'm dumping her."
Says the guy who's gained 50 pounds.
It's annoying.


No- what he's saying is that a good number of women, once they snare a husband or reach a certain age, simply let go of the proverbial steering wheel and pay no mind at all to diet or exercise. It ain't that farking hard- put down the cheesecake, walk/run/lift. Rinse, repeat. There is NOTHING at all attractive about a gunt.

And men don't do that, too?


They absolutely do. However, I am attempting to adhere to the narrative of vudukungfu's post. However, I will say, in an absolutely non-scientific way, that women tend to fall victim to this on a more regular basis.
 
2013-02-18 06:11:54 PM

kmaywfec: What 12 year old boy needs to be coaxed into the ocean?


A privileged, coddled and isolated precious little snowflake boy who probably still wets the bed.
 
2013-02-18 06:16:51 PM
a truly remarkable transformation.  where as she used to look like a bag of antlers now she is slowly morphing into a trout.
 
2013-02-18 06:18:26 PM
She must have to use sunblock 3000.
 
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