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(MetroWest Daily News)   Naked man at Dunkin' Donuts drive-through: "Yeah, I'd like three donuts, please." *looks down at lap* "You know what? Make that four donuts"   (metrowestdailynews.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-18 02:08:57 PM  
I bet he was just looking for the church and made a wrong turn.
 
2013-02-18 02:09:04 PM  
yeah yeah, old joke, the most popular man in the nudist colony when it came to bringing back the coffee and donuts for morning tea
 
2013-02-18 02:09:50 PM  
Oh that's funny.  The cop was already in the donut store when the guy drove up.
 
2013-02-18 02:11:33 PM  
"Would you like those donuts creme filled?"

"Eventually."
 
2013-02-18 02:11:40 PM  
Yeah...ahhh...it didn't really happen like that, did it subby?
 
2013-02-18 02:12:28 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Bear claws.
 
2013-02-18 02:12:42 PM  
I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...
 
2013-02-18 02:15:47 PM  

SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...


So you've got a huge dick, eh? EIP?
 
2013-02-18 02:15:49 PM  

SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...


You have to TEAR through it like a GOD DAMNED MONSTER
 
2013-02-18 02:17:46 PM  
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2013-02-18 02:19:59 PM  
The most popular guy at the nudist camp can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
 
2013-02-18 02:20:16 PM  
The trick is to act casual.  Real casual.
 
2013-02-18 02:28:18 PM  
I don't need yeast to make this rise.
 
2013-02-18 02:28:20 PM  
Reminds me of this guy at State College, back in 1980. He would drive around beating his bishop. He didn't care who saw him, young, old, male, female, he didn't care. He would just drive around when it was busy and circle a block for a while. He was always happy, too. Always smiling and grinning and sometimes laughing. He did it for whatever reasons he had, but he was reliable as far as perverts go. Never got out of his car. Never tried to grab anyone. Pretty harmless, and unless you were inclined to stare into his windows, and down and into his crotch, you'd not see anything lewd, rude, or crude. Even the cops pretty much left him alone, too. Of course, this was Penn State, and unless you're harming someone football, no one's going to say boo. Well, one day, some jocktard saw him punching the clown and grinning like the mad man that he was while looking at said jocktard's girl. Jocktard decides to teach him a lesson and yank him from the car to give him a beat down. Up until this point, two things were unknown about the pervert. The first thing is, he was pretty much a total cripple, a gimp, unable to stand or walk very well. And secondly, apparently, a masochist, because when the jocktard yanked him from the car, he got the bukkakke special of the day all over him. It seems the unwanted contact was actually wanted, and this is what the perv lived for. The beat downs. (which, in hindsight, might explain his physical condition) anyway, Mr Jocktard got his licks in and pervert dude enjoyed it so much he must have came three times on the Jock. Being a Jock, he was slow to catch on, and didn't get it at first, but me and my buddy, a student of abnormal behavior and twisted psychology, did. We were laughing pretty hard when the jock finally realized he was being used as a spank sock. Anyway. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, drive ins. Penn State didn't have too many drive ins in 1980, but if they had, this dude would have been just another Fark headline. And not a cool story, bro.
 
2013-02-18 02:43:00 PM  
"Unglazed, or glazed?"

"First one, then the other"
 
2013-02-18 02:47:04 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

So you've got a huge dick, eh? EIP?


I was thinking the same thing, how on earth would you fit inside one? More to the point, wouldn't you have to be tiny to fit inside one?
 
2013-02-18 02:49:14 PM  
So.... from the article, the guy was covered up.

What's the problem here?
 
2013-02-18 02:49:16 PM  

onyxruby: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

So you've got a huge dick, eh? EIP?

I was thinking the same thing, how on earth would you fit inside one? More to the point, wouldn't you have to be tiny to fit inside one?


I'm pretty sure I could fit in one. I'm not very well endowed though.
 
2013-02-18 02:51:52 PM  

onyxruby: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

So you've got a huge dick, eh? EIP?

I was thinking the same thing, how on earth would you fit inside one? More to the point, wouldn't you have to be tiny to fit inside one?


Girthy is the word that you're looking for.

Girthy.

GIRTHY.
 
2013-02-18 02:52:21 PM  

mjjt: yeah yeah, old joke, the most popular man in the nudist colony when it came to bringing back the coffee and donuts for morning tea


The way it goes is:

The most popular man at the nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.

The most popular woman at the nude beach? The one who takes both coffees, then eats the last donut.
 
2013-02-18 02:55:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ... I'm not very well endowed though.


Well, maybe there's some sort of a grant you could qualify for.

Maybe a small honorarium from the alumni fund?
 
2013-02-18 02:56:19 PM  
Why did the cost need to follow a naked guy for awhile instead of busting him immediately? Was there some kind of evidence the nudist might have thrown out the window?
 
2013-02-18 02:57:15 PM  
Let he who has not violated their breakfast donut cast the first cruller....

Who hasn't thought that sexy Krispy Kreme couldn't use a good rogering... I can't be the only one....

/what's that?
/this bench over here?  okay, thanks.
 
2013-02-18 02:58:12 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So you've got a huge dick, eh? EIP?

I was thinking the same thing, how on earth would you fit inside one? More to the point, wouldn't you have to be tiny to fit inside one?

I'm pretty sure I could fit in one. I'm not very well endowed though.


la-foodie.com
 
2013-02-18 03:01:47 PM  

Grapple: Let he who has not violated their breakfast donut cast the first cruller....

Who hasn't thought that sexy Krispy Kreme couldn't use a good rogering... I can't be the only one....

/what's that?
/this bench over here?  okay, thanks.


Do jelly filled ones count?

/save me a seat.
 
2013-02-18 03:01:52 PM  

SkeletorUpInHere: So.... from the article, the guy was covered up.

What's the problem here?


I'm also confused. last I checked, if you're not exposing yourself, everything's fine. Maybe he exited the car naked? had he stayed inside he should have been fine.  Or perhaps the law's different there?
 
2013-02-18 03:14:08 PM  

onyxruby: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

So you've got a huge dick, eh? EIP?

I was thinking the same thing, how on earth would you fit inside one? More to the point, wouldn't you have to be tiny to fit inside one?


Things are bigger in Texas.

rdall326.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-18 03:29:41 PM  

darth_badger: Things are bigger in Texas.


Now that is a doughnut that I've got to imagine any normal man would have no problem with.
 
2013-02-18 03:36:17 PM  

Stomponfoot: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

You have to TEAR through it like a GOD DAMNED MONSTER


you owe me a farking keyboard...
 
2013-02-18 03:54:53 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMK_qSW69S4

I'll just leave this here.  Kinda surprised nobody's linked it yet.
 
2013-02-18 03:57:32 PM  
*Cashier looks into car* I think maybe you should stick with three, sir.

/ And that's being generous
 
2013-02-18 04:37:23 PM  
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God

/Probably time to share the entire song?
 
2013-02-18 04:47:33 PM  

johnnygew: So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God

/Probably time to share the entire song?


Hey, you've got weasels on your face.
 
2013-02-18 04:50:02 PM  
 
2013-02-18 06:11:59 PM  
The doughnut mightier.
 
2013-02-18 06:14:14 PM  
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2013-02-18 06:28:47 PM  
Why is it always the people you don't want to see naked?
 
2013-02-18 07:19:42 PM  

Stomponfoot: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

You have to TEAR through it like a GOD DAMNED MONSTERMOLESTER

 
2013-02-18 07:22:39 PM  
ok, i laughed. apparently everyone else was too clever to be amused...
 
2013-02-18 07:37:02 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Stomponfoot: SpdrJay: I feel kinda bad for a guy whose dick will fit through a donut hole...

You have to TEAR through it like a GOD DAMNED MONSTERMOLESTER


you have tainted me post
 
2013-02-19 12:13:43 AM  

vudukungfu: Reminds me of this guy at State College, back in 1980. He would drive around beating his bishop. He didn't care who saw him, young, old, male, female, he didn't care. He would just drive around when it was busy and circle a block for a while. He was always happy, too. Always smiling and grinning and sometimes laughing. He did it for whatever reasons he had, but he was reliable as far as perverts go. Never got out of his car. Never tried to grab anyone. Pretty harmless, and unless you were inclined to stare into his windows, and down and into his crotch, you'd not see anything lewd, rude, or crude. Even the cops pretty much left him alone, too. Of course, this was Penn State, and unless you're harming someone football, no one's going to say boo. Well, one day, some jocktard saw him punching the clown and grinning like the mad man that he was while looking at said jocktard's girl. Jocktard decides to teach him a lesson and yank him from the car to give him a beat down. Up until this point, two things were unknown about the pervert. The first thing is, he was pretty much a total cripple, a gimp, unable to stand or walk very well. And secondly, apparently, a masochist, because when the jocktard yanked him from the car, he got the bukkakke special of the day all over him. It seems the unwanted contact was actually wanted, and this is what the perv lived for. The beat downs. (which, in hindsight, might explain his physical condition) anyway, Mr Jocktard got his licks in and pervert dude enjoyed it so much he must have came three times on the Jock. Being a Jock, he was slow to catch on, and didn't get it at first, but me and my buddy, a student of abnormal behavior and twisted psychology, did. We were laughing pretty hard when the jock finally realized he was being used as a spank sock. Anyway. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, drive ins. Penn State didn't have too many drive ins in 1980, but if they had, this dude would have been just another Fark headline. And not a c ...


ok, you are green now. should have done that sooner
 
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