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(Inquisitr)   Turns out that Pope Benedict literally turned a blind eye to the Catholic sex abuse scandals   (inquisitr.com) divider line 176
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2013-02-18 02:58:32 PM
You misspelled "brown", Subby.
 
2013-02-18 03:00:20 PM
so you really can flog a one eyed pope?!
 
2013-02-18 03:12:38 PM
"you must be this swarthy to be pope or his constituents"

i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 03:33:43 PM
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RIP
 
2013-02-18 03:41:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: so you really can flog a one eyed pope?!


Can't he just touch himself and miraculously heal it?
 
2013-02-18 03:41:23 PM
God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass
 
2013-02-18 03:42:17 PM
Reported by the Inquisitr? I bet he didn't expect that.
 
2013-02-18 03:42:31 PM

ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass


I always hoped for a lightning bolt, myself
 
2013-02-18 03:43:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I always hoped for a lightning bolt, myself


For bonus points, the bolt needs to hit about 5 seconds after the Pope says something homophobic.
 
2013-02-18 03:44:46 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I always hoped for a lightning bolt, myself


a57.foxnews.com
Lightning bolts are too Greek. Yaweh likes his fire and brimstone.
 
2013-02-18 03:45:52 PM
I have as much authority as the Pope.
I just don't have as many people who believe it.
 
2013-02-18 03:46:23 PM

ha-ha-guy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I always hoped for a lightning bolt, myself

For bonus points, the bolt needs to hit about 5 seconds after the Pope says something homophobic.


Hehe...

"And don't listen to the jews! They'll try to tell you their religion was first! But ours is the one TRUE religion!"

ZAP
 
2013-02-18 03:48:57 PM
"Benedict, 85, has had an assortment of health challenges during his time as head of the Catholic Church which resulted for one thing in a secret procedure to install a pacemaker and later a new battery."

Does anybody else find this an incredibly confusingly written sentence?
 
2013-02-18 03:49:01 PM
What about the one-eyed bishop?
 
2013-02-18 03:49:15 PM
Nobody expects the Inquisitr!
 
2013-02-18 03:51:31 PM
Upon his retirement he will be given an eye patch and a parrot.
 
2013-02-18 03:52:53 PM
The Obvious tag taking a late lunch?
 
2013-02-18 03:53:14 PM

ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass


I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me
 
2013-02-18 03:54:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I always hoped for a lightning bolt, myself


But, only after a golf game.
 
2013-02-18 03:54:49 PM

epoch_destroi: Does anybody else find this an incredibly confusingly written sentence?


Pope. Caught sayof sex abuse scandals. Is he Third Eye Blind? Inquisitr says yes.
 
JFC
2013-02-18 03:55:19 PM
Incarcerate the half-blind child-rapist protecting farker.
 
2013-02-18 03:56:39 PM
www.depa.net.au
 
2013-02-18 03:56:58 PM
I'm sure there's something in the Bible about this.
 
2013-02-18 03:58:05 PM
Eh, his body is checking out. He might as well too. That must've been the thinking behind his decision to quit.
 
2013-02-18 04:00:46 PM

Oznog: The Stealth Hippopotamus: so you really can flog a one eyed pope?!

Can't he just touch himself and miraculously heal it?


Based on what I have heard about the papal porn stash, he needs to take some time not touching himself to let it heal.
 
2013-02-18 04:01:47 PM

Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me


Sadly these days the Pope is only infallible when speaking on religious issues and exercising his office.  At one point was supposedly 24/7, but I guess that presented some problems, so now it is only when making rulings or publishing works.
 
2013-02-18 04:01:52 PM
" 'His body had become so thin that the tailors had difficulty in keeping up with newly fitted clothes .. I'd never seen him so exhausted-looking, so worn down ...' "

What, it's a farking robe. It's not like it needs to be tailored to fit.
 
2013-02-18 04:02:17 PM

Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me


Hey now; the pope is only infallible sometimes. He has to be wearing his special Pope hat (Miter), have his special Pope staff(ferula), sit in his special Pope chair( the chair of st.peter), wear his special Pope scarf( no idea)and speak only regarding matters of the faith. Then and only then is the Pope is infallible.
 
2013-02-18 04:02:24 PM
Hearing all this guys health problems now, it sounds like he will be dead before they even pick a new pope.
 
2013-02-18 04:03:49 PM
So turns out God's a biatch when it comes to giving his messenger a little better health

/no preferential treatment I guess?
 
2013-02-18 04:04:10 PM

ha-ha-guy: /I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass


ITT - Those classy atheists!
 
2013-02-18 04:06:48 PM

Corvus: Hearing all this guys health problems now, it sounds like he will be dead before they even pick a new pope.


Could be 2 weeks.
 
2013-02-18 04:07:04 PM
cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2013-02-18 04:07:56 PM

iheartscotch: Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me

Hey now; the pope is only infallible sometimes. He has to be wearing his special Pope hat (Miter), have his special Pope staff(ferula), sit in his special Pope chair( the chair of st.peter), wear his special Pope scarf( no idea)and speak only regarding matters of the faith. Then and only then is the Pope is infallible.


*Inphallible.
 
2013-02-18 04:08:31 PM
THE POPE HAS FULL BLOWN AIDS
 
2013-02-18 04:08:33 PM

Oznog: The Stealth Hippopotamus: so you really can flog a one eyed pope?!

Can't he just touch himself and miraculously heal it?


Or he could get a little boy to touch him. I am not sure what healing properties it has, but the priests tell the Pope that it works great!
 
2013-02-18 04:09:47 PM
It is amazing how the subtleties of language fail even the most powerful... Suffer the little children != make the little children suffer.
 
2013-02-18 04:10:10 PM

WhoopAssWayne: ha-ha-guy: /I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

ITT - Those classy atheists!


Why do you assume I'm an atheist?
 
2013-02-18 04:10:34 PM
Literally watching a doc about this topic right now.  http://www.cbc.ca/passionateeye/episode/mea-maxima-culpa-silence-in-t h e-house-of-god.html  (sorry, Canada  only I think).  The title is "Mea maxima culpa: Silence in the house of god" and it's worth seeking out. Tons of interviews and info I'd never heard about.
 
2013-02-18 04:10:48 PM

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 252x200]

RIP


I don't get it, he's resigning so his next surgery can be a sex change?
 
2013-02-18 04:11:15 PM

JFC: Incarcerate the half-blind child-rapist protecting farker.


until after the trial.
then hang his scummy ass in the streets.
nazi kid toucher.
 
2013-02-18 04:12:55 PM

ha-ha-guy: Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me

Sadly these days the Pope is only infallible when speaking on religious issues and exercising his office.  At one point was supposedly 24/7, but I guess that presented some problems, so now it is only when making rulings or publishing works.


Actually, the Pope is not considered infallible even when speaking on religious issues.  Only certain special statements of dogma are considered infallible.  Benedict has not issued any such statements during his time as Pope.
 
2013-02-18 04:15:02 PM
I'm sure when JC founded his church on a rock, he envisioned a church with its own country, bureaucracy and court system. Billions of dollars of assets. Gilded everything. Idol worship. And the power to deny naughty people entrance into heaven.
 
2013-02-18 04:16:10 PM

xaratherus: iheartscotch: Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me

Hey now; the pope is only infallible sometimes. He has to be wearing his special Pope hat (Miter), have his special Pope staff(ferula), sit in his special Pope chair( the chair of st.peter), wear his special Pope scarf( no idea)and speak only regarding matters of the faith. Then and only then is the Pope is infallible.

*Inphallible.


Look, I know he's not your lord and savior, the emperor of earth, the greatest man who ever lived and the son of the sun god; but he deserves a better penis joke than that.

I mean, come on! That's only one step higher than comparing the hooked end of a crosier to the floppy bits of a donkey.
 
2013-02-18 04:16:50 PM

Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me


Infalible only in church doctrine. Otherwise he's gotta obey the laws of gravity.
 
2013-02-18 04:18:56 PM

vudukungfu: JFC: Incarcerate the half-blind child-rapist protecting farker.

until after the trial.
then hang his scummy ass in the streets.
nazi kid toucher.


And those are his good points, imo.

If you give the church a cent, you're saying child rape is OK with you.
Put them out of business, and in prison.
 
2013-02-18 04:21:12 PM

xaratherus: iheartscotch: Acharne: ha-ha-guy: God is not being kind to his chosen mouthpiece.

/I've always wanted a Pope to go out with a heart attack during a major speech or mass

I love that when he steps down, he 'loses infallibility'. A term I found hilarious ever since John Paul II fell down the stairs and injured himself. "But he's infallible!!"

Hahahaha..... ok... well I think its HILARIOUS.


please don't judge me

Hey now; the pope is only infallible sometimes. He has to be wearing his special Pope hat (Miter), have his special Pope staff(ferula), sit in his special Pope chair( the chair of st.peter), wear his special Pope scarf( no idea)and speak only regarding matters of the faith. Then and only then is the Pope is infallible.

*Inphallible.


Infallible sounds best in a Daffy Duck voice.
 
2013-02-18 04:22:04 PM

JFC: Incarcerate the half-blind child-rapist protecting farker.


What, you find out the pope's a cyborg nazi cyclops and suddenly you want to burn him alive?
 
2013-02-18 04:23:26 PM
jokesprank.com
 
2013-02-18 04:23:40 PM
Soooo...he had a stroke? Or a few? Or cancer with mets to the brain?
 
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