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(Slate)   We clearly have pissed off Klendathu   (slate.com) divider line 46
    More: Interesting, Klendathu, space rocks, psychologies, meteors, kinetic energy, asteroids  
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2013-02-18 02:26:42 PM  
13 votes:
I would like to know more.
2013-02-18 05:29:52 PM  
11 votes:

LonMead: LesserEvil: minnesotaboy: Starship Troupers thread without shower scene pics?

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

FARK, I am disappoint.

[i.imgur.com image 599x466]

You don't happen to have the original of that pic, do you?


Sure...

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-18 05:27:02 PM  
8 votes:

minnesotaboy: Starship Troupers thread without shower scene pics?

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

FARK, I am disappoint.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-18 04:44:17 PM  
8 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-02-18 03:07:57 PM  
8 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Is that a Kardashian?


No, this is:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-18 03:39:42 PM  
6 votes:
Meteorologists are strangely silent on all these meteors. Conspiracy?
2013-02-18 03:16:44 PM  
5 votes:
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
2013-02-18 04:53:19 PM  
4 votes:
Oh. My. God.

3.bp.blogspot.com

The Palestinians have made it to space.
2013-02-18 03:11:40 PM  
4 votes:
Just remember to send the battleships at the enemy in a really close formation, so one enemy hit will cripple several ships. Also, don't worry about ammo, it's unlimited. Shoot each bug hundreds of times at least, even after it's been blown to bits.

Now all we need is beer, a football, and an electric violin.
2013-02-18 03:08:00 PM  
4 votes:
KLAATU... BARATA...  NNNN... necktie? nectarine?

something with an "n", I know it...
2013-02-18 02:44:56 PM  
4 votes:
The only good bug is a dead bug.
2013-02-19 03:57:34 AM  
3 votes:
api.ning.com
2013-02-18 04:55:33 PM  
3 votes:

People_are_Idiots: I've been saying that maybe these are meteors knocked to Earth by the big one. Things the size of baseballs and Volvos.


upload.wikimedia.org
No, somebody's just playing pool.

Get a vindaloo ready, just in case.
2013-02-18 03:24:01 PM  
3 votes:
2013-02-18 03:13:50 PM  
3 votes:
We can ill afford another Klendathu...
2013-02-18 03:13:29 PM  
3 votes:
Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!
2013-02-18 03:13:18 PM  
3 votes:
Do you apes want to live forever?
2013-02-18 03:06:37 PM  
3 votes:
It's an ugly planet. A BUG planet! A planet hostile to life-
2013-02-18 03:00:42 PM  
3 votes:
Is that a Kardashian?
2013-02-18 04:28:53 PM  
2 votes:
- "To fight the bug, we must first understand the bug."
- "But how, Sky Marshal?"
- "Co-ed showers."
- "As you command!"
2013-02-18 03:44:36 PM  
2 votes:
mlkshk.com
The goddamn bugs whacked us Johnny!
2013-02-18 03:37:59 PM  
2 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Just remember to send the battleships at the enemy in a really close formation, so one enemy hit will cripple several ships. Also, don't worry about ammo, it's unlimited. Shoot each bug hundreds of times at least, even after it's been blown to bits.

Now all we need is beer, a football, and an electric violin.

I'm allergic to gluten, shiat at football, and clumsy infests my fingers. Got a pastime I can get into?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Do you kill bugs good?
2013-02-18 03:36:24 PM  
2 votes:
If an asteroid comes around again, just send up Will Smith, Michael Ironside, Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Tommy Lee Jones, Dean Cain, Brandon Routh and Tom Welling. We'll be fine.
2013-02-18 03:32:58 PM  
2 votes:
The asteroid our government blames on Klendathu was an inside job. Wake up, sheeple!
2013-02-18 03:24:29 PM  
2 votes:
It's God just trying to fix the mistake he made when created Adam and Eve.
2013-02-18 03:22:01 PM  
2 votes:
'It's afraid.'
2013-02-18 03:18:33 PM  
2 votes:
We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy *now and always*!
2013-02-18 03:13:37 PM  
2 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-19 09:19:27 AM  
1 votes:
A Starship Troopers thread and no mention of Roughnecks... Best Starship Troopers series ever! The only thing I wish they did was finish the last 4 episodes of the Earth Campaign. Just 4 more episodes and we could of had an epic conclusion.
2013-02-19 06:05:52 AM  
1 votes:
geektyrant.com

Klendathu .. barretta .. necktie?
2013-02-19 12:14:05 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: Wouldnt it be AWESOME if the latest media scare actually led to more funding for nasa?
EVEN if it were just for asteroid defense?


www.scottdecker.com

50million should do it.
2013-02-18 08:32:24 PM  
1 votes:

Publikwerks: [toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


Dizzy: Rico, I'm dying.
Johnny Rico: No Diz, you'll be fine.
Dizzy: But it's OK, because I got to have you.


Step aside kiddies...

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

And they ain't no bugs... They're Zerg.
2013-02-18 07:45:23 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: The asteroid our government blames on Klendathu was an inside job. Wake up, sheeple!


imgs.xkcd.com
2013-02-18 07:07:14 PM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: LonMead: LesserEvil: minnesotaboy: Starship Troupers thread without shower scene pics?

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

FARK, I am disappoint.

[i.imgur.com image 599x466]

You don't happen to have the original of that pic, do you?

Sure...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x375]


The Fast Break Dunk of Fark.
2013-02-18 06:31:41 PM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: LonMead: LesserEvil: minnesotaboy: Starship Troupers thread without shower scene pics?

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

FARK, I am disappoint.

[i.imgur.com image 599x466]

You don't happen to have the original of that pic, do you?

Sure...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x375]


Yep, still hilarious.
2013-02-18 05:28:50 PM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: minnesotaboy: Starship Troupers thread without shower scene pics?

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

FARK, I am disappoint.

[i.imgur.com image 599x466]


You don't happen to have the original of that pic, do you?
2013-02-18 05:00:41 PM  
1 votes:

Cyno01: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


That fox news screencap cannot be a real thing.
2013-02-18 04:51:21 PM  
1 votes:

LonMead: KLAATU... BARATA...  NNNN... necktie? nectarine?

something with an "n", I know it...


Just cough when you say it.  Nobody will notice the difference.
2013-02-18 03:56:33 PM  
1 votes:

Macular Degenerate: Ftfa: It's a coincidence

No, it's because space debris tends to follow in fairly tight orbits after collisions. It's likely that Earth is plowing into bits of  012 DA14 that broke off due to previous impacts and are now all clustered in roughly the same orbit.

Space is really really farking big. There is an infinitesimally small probability that this is just "coincidence"


Because People in power are Stupid: That's not a stochastic process, which is a self correcting process.


nerdcoretheology.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-18 03:42:55 PM  
1 votes:

Bastard Toadflax: Meteorologists are strangely silent on all these meteors. Conspiracy?


Also I notice the cosmetologists are mum. Curiouser and curiouser...
2013-02-18 03:28:18 PM  
1 votes:

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Just remember to send the battleships at the enemy in a really close formation, so one enemy hit will cripple several ships. Also, don't worry about ammo, it's unlimited. Shoot each bug hundreds of times at least, even after it's been blown to bits.

Now all we need is beer, a football, and an electric violin.


I'm allergic to gluten, shiat at football, and clumsy infests my fingers. Got a pastime I can get into?
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-18 03:26:54 PM  
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
"Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever."
2013-02-18 03:26:02 PM  
1 votes:
Can we stop talking about the Cuba thing like it was real?

Also, somebody call Dina Meyer, I'll warm up the co-ed shower.....
2013-02-18 03:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com


Dizzy: Rico, I'm dying.
Johnny Rico: No Diz, you'll be fine.
Dizzy: But it's OK, because I got to have you.
2013-02-18 03:20:58 PM  
1 votes:
Wouldnt it be AWESOME if the latest media scare actually led to more funding for nasa?
EVEN if it were just for asteroid defense?
2013-02-18 03:18:53 PM  
1 votes:

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Just remember to send the battleships at the enemy in a really close formation, so one enemy hit will cripple several ships. Also, don't worry about ammo, it's unlimited. Shoot each bug hundreds of times at least, even after it's been blown to bits.

Now all we need is beer, a football, and an electric violin.


And co-ed showers. Lots of co-ed showers.
 
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