The My Little Pony Killer: I never thought anything could be done to make Chris Brown look any more retarded than he actually is, but there ya have it.
Theaetetus: Percentage of article that's about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 95%Percentage of article that's about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 5%Percentage of thread that will be about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 5%Percentage of thread that will be about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 95%
Lionel Mandrake: Camille Paglia is still alive?Bless her heart.
Gosling: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.Rihanna just seems to me like one of the biggest wastes of potential I've seen in the music industry. I mean, she has an amazing, beautiful voice, and if she wanted, she could give every legendary power-note belter in the business a serious run for their money. She could hang with the likes of Adele and Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson if she wanted to.But she doesn't want to. She's content to churn out disposable dance track after disposable dance track and never put out anything that's going to actually stand the test of time. It's frustrating to watch.
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