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(Daily Mail)   'Rihanna is the new Princess Diana'. Also Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are killing feminism   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
    More: Unlikely, Princess Diana, Camille Paglia, Rihanna, Katy Perry, human beings, Taylor Swift, ballet dancers, Anna Wintour  
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2013-02-18 04:15:35 PM  
6 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: I never thought anything could be done to make Chris Brown look any more retarded than he actually is, but there ya have it.


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2013-02-18 03:43:31 PM  
6 votes:
Yes, Rihanna is the new Princess Diana.

And Chris Brown is her French tunnel.
2013-02-18 03:46:35 PM  
3 votes:
Ms Paglia said Rihanna's self-released shots - many of which were published to millions of fans on her Twitter feed -  have a 'genuinely artistic atmospheric eroticism' the like of which has 'not been seen in decades.'

Holy jumping horsecock, that sentence is an appallingly haughty pile of steaming hippo sh*t.
2013-02-18 02:53:51 PM  
3 votes:

Theaetetus: Percentage of article that's about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 95%
Percentage of article that's about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 5%
Percentage of thread that will be about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 5%
Percentage of thread that will be about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 95%


Percentage of Theaetetus bloviating about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism : 100%
2013-02-19 05:41:35 AM  
2 votes:
img839.imageshack.us
2013-02-18 05:04:35 PM  
2 votes:
Speaking of feminism, there is a distinct lack of tits in this thread.
2013-02-18 03:40:50 PM  
2 votes:
Prince Charles used to beat the shiat out of Rhiannon? I don't think I'm following this.
2013-02-18 03:34:47 PM  
2 votes:
Camille Paglia is still alive?

Bless her heart.
2013-02-18 03:25:06 PM  
2 votes:
This game sounds fun. Let me try.

Wentz is the new Morrissey
The Rock and Vin Diesel are the new Arnold and Stallone
Seth Rogen is the new Steve Gutenberg
Korg is the new Fender
Bieber is the new Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice is the new Danny Bonaduce
"The Room" is the new "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
Settlers of Catan is the new Monopoly
Pitchfork is the new GamePro
Chipotle is the new Taco Bell
Manson is the new Danzig
Danzig is the new Ozzy
Ozzy isn't the new anything. He's farking old and should stop.
2013-02-18 02:35:23 PM  
2 votes:
Any chance Rihanna will get driven through the streets of Paris at a ridiculous speed soon?
2013-02-18 11:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
www.capitolhillbillies.net
2013-02-18 11:02:51 PM  
1 votes:
It's Camile Paglia. She taught Armond White everything he knows.
2013-02-18 08:18:21 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't know Princess Di was riddled with herpes. :P
2013-02-18 05:54:49 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Camille Paglia is still alive?

Bless her heart.


Alive? Apparently. Relevant? Not so much.
2013-02-18 05:13:00 PM  
1 votes:
All his life, Chris Brown has never seen a woman taken by the wind.

/Just kidding. Rihanna is the opposite of the elusive, mysterious woman a man cannot control. She goes back to her abuser and sings about how people dare not judge what they have, and how she is going to defy their small minds. In other words, it's just a matter of time before she shows up with a black eye again.
2013-02-18 05:06:35 PM  
1 votes:
Completely uses, but famous for marrying into riches and fame and for being pretty? Not a fan of hers either, but at least Rihanna sings for he supper (literally). No, occasionally hanging out with Mother Theresa between yacht vacations and truffle-seasoned dinners doesn't count.
2013-02-18 04:53:01 PM  
1 votes:
That makes Chris Brown a French tunnel?
2013-02-18 04:16:40 PM  
1 votes:
 Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are killing feminism ?
How. By not farking everything in sight?
2013-02-18 04:07:51 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.

Rihanna just seems to me like one of the biggest wastes of potential I've seen in the music industry. I mean, she has an amazing, beautiful voice, and if she wanted, she could give every legendary power-note belter in the business a serious run for their money. She could hang with the likes of Adele and Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson if she wanted to.

But she doesn't want to. She's content to churn out disposable dance track after disposable dance track and never put out anything that's going to actually stand the test of time. It's frustrating to watch.


Meh.  I'm not sure why adults are supposed to care about music for teenagers.  We don't ask teens to care about Barney or The Wiggles.
2013-02-18 04:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.
2013-02-18 03:38:36 PM  
1 votes:
So basically, she's ordering women to stop acting like the kind of women they want to be and to conform to her idea of what a woman should be.

How ironic.
2013-02-18 02:28:53 PM  
1 votes:
Camille Paglia, supreme troll.
2013-02-18 12:29:16 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I never thought anything could be done to make Chris Brown look any more retarded than he actually is, but there ya have it.
2013-02-18 11:52:53 AM  
1 votes:
www.thesundaytimes.co.uk
 
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