I never thought anything could be done to make Chris Brown look any more retarded than he actually is, but there ya have it.

Percentage of article that's about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 95%
Percentage of article that's about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 5%
Percentage of thread that will be about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 5%
Percentage of thread that will be about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 95%

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No one can take a dumb article and make an even worse article out of it like the Daily Fail.

So basically, she's ordering women to stop acting like the kind of women they want to be and to conform to her idea of what a woman should be.

How ironic.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Prince Charles used to beat the shiat out of Rhiannon? I don't think I'm following this.

My thought exactly.  I don't remember anything about Princess Di getting knocked around by boyfriends and condoning it.  I guess I missed that part of her good works and charitable legacy.

Ms Paglia said Rihanna's self-released shots - many of which were published to millions of fans on her Twitter feed -  have a 'genuinely artistic atmospheric eroticism' the like of which has 'not been seen in decades.'

Holy jumping horsecock, that sentence is an appallingly haughty pile of steaming hippo sh*t.

Killer Cars: Ms Paglia said Rihanna's self-released shots - many of which were published to millions of fans on her Twitter feed -  have a 'genuinely artistic atmospheric eroticism' the like of which has 'not been seen in decades.'

Holy jumping horsecock, that sentence is an appallingly haughty pile of steaming hippo sh*t.

I think Ms Paglia has some repressed sadomasochism going on or something.

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Sweet jesus

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Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.

Rihanna just seems to me like one of the biggest wastes of potential I've seen in the music industry. I mean, she has an amazing, beautiful voice, and if she wanted, she could give every legendary power-note belter in the business a serious run for their money. She could hang with the likes of Adele and Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson if she wanted to.

But she doesn't want to. She's content to churn out disposable dance track after disposable dance track and never put out anything that's going to actually stand the test of time. It's frustrating to watch.

Gosling: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.

Rihanna just seems to me like one of the biggest wastes of potential I've seen in the music industry. I mean, she has an amazing, beautiful voice, and if she wanted, she could give every legendary power-note belter in the business a serious run for their money. She could hang with the likes of Adele and Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson if she wanted to.

But she doesn't want to. She's content to churn out disposable dance track after disposable dance track and never put out anything that's going to actually stand the test of time. It's frustrating to watch.

Meh.  I'm not sure why adults are supposed to care about music for teenagers.  We don't ask teens to care about Barney or The Wiggles.

Gosling: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.

Rihanna just seems to me like one of the biggest wastes of potential I've seen in the music industry. I mean, she has an amazing, beautiful voice, and if she wanted, she could give every legendary power-note belter in the business a serious run for their money. She could hang with the likes of Adele and Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson if she wanted to.

But she doesn't want to. She's content to churn out disposable dance track after disposable dance track and never put out anything that's going to actually stand the test of time. It's frustrating to watch.

She seems to loving smoking pot. Like make snoop dog (lion) blush amounts of pot. Perhaps she doesnt want to do anything but get her ass kicked by Chris Brown and smoke

Relevant lyrics (pops to Spotify):
This is what we want, we want to be made
You're manufacture for our decade
Saying worldly and clever and honest we are
We'll prove it with reference to our last seminar

We dance and we sing
Of a love we're not in
And the boys and the times
And the pints and the shots
All we recall of a time we forgot

Apparently this is the way one should be
Some clever boy said so, it feels fine to me
We sing and we dance and make eyes at their heads
Have photographs taken to make us look dead

They dance and they sing
Of a world they're not in
Their lives are improved by the things that we do
We're special enough to get paid

And we all know the real song but we won't sing along
'cause our boyfriends and girlfriends and parents will say
Don't be a square, grow your hair and be happy
It's not god that made you this way

So lift up your top
Lift up your top
Lift up your top, got to use what you've got
Try not to see anything but the fee
It's all tongue in cheek anyway!

We've highlighted lines in the books of Why Not
But the women back then were extremists the lot
I'm have control of my gender, my sex
Every whore that I've heard of is free of regret
I think it's fine just to make people smile
I think it's fine to force people to smile
Make me a dolly, make me a princess
Make me your baby, make me your goddess

Rape me and beat me
Rape us and beat us
Rape us and beat us 'til we're black and blue
We made it ok on the day we said nothing
Was better than something to say

What our foremothers fought for was peachy and swell
But hey they forgot to be mothers as well
Instead of our fathers, our sisters did say:
Let's just be pretty, it's more fun that way

Let's just be pretty
Let's just be beautiful
Let's just be retro and disco and twee
We don't know the song so we can't sing along
And our daughters will never be free.

 Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are killing feminism ?
How. By not farking everything in sight?

Rhianna Diana Bo Barley
Diana Rhianna Fo Farley
Fee Fi Mo Manna
Rhianna!

Got nothing, including respect for anyone connected with this article.

Is that the chick who used to sing Let the Music Play?

So Camille is equating having a a crack-addicted father who beats your mother (Rhianna) to having titled parents who divorce when you're a kid (Diana)...
Oh yeah, I TOTALLY see the parallel there!

/feminists often contribute to the death of feminism
//if you assume a man thinks you are inferior because you are a woman then you are, it is a self fulfilling prophecy and you have empowered it
///better to evaluate on a case by case basis and kick in the nads as needed >:)

If a little waif like Taylor Swift can kill feminism, just how close to death did it have to be?

In that case I would encourage Katy Perry to make me a sammich.  I would encourage Taylor Swift to make herself one.

Feminists are killing feminism. Seriously, they are like black f*cking holes of need. I am a pro-choice, pro-equality, liberal, and it's never enough. I'm still labeled a sexist because I don't buy that women are at a net disadvantage in life. My feminist friends post these angry tirades on facebook about how men all have a responsibility to recognize that we are privileged and have everything handed to us because most Fortune 500 CEOs are men. Don't bother pointing out that it's not fair to judge "men" by only paying attention to the ones at the top, and that it's also true that most homeless people are men. If you say anything other than "Yes, you're right. I'll shut up now and add nothing to it," to a feminist, she can't farking handle a debate, flips shiat, and calls you a misogynist. And then you have to put up with the army of white knight fawning sycophantic loser beta males that show up and agree with her, hoping she'll have sex with them.

So in summary, if a massive culture movement springs up in this country that has more girls becoming more girly, I'm for it.

/drops microphone

That makes Chris Brown a French tunnel?

Every time that I hear Paglia's voice, I can't not turn off the radio.  A truly abrasive speaker whose rapid-fire  vocal delivery overflows with righteous arse-gravy, and bubbles with contempt for her interviewer/audience.
    I really don't know what she's about, as I've yet to complete an essay, lecture, or interview of hers.

/who knows?  she might be alright.
//still not listening to her.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yes, Rihanna is the new Princess Diana.

And Chris Brown is her French tunnel.

DAMN YOU!!!!

Speaking of feminism, there is a distinct lack of tits in this thread.

Completely uses, but famous for marrying into riches and fame and for being pretty? Not a fan of hers either, but at least Rihanna sings for he supper (literally). No, occasionally hanging out with Mother Theresa between yacht vacations and truffle-seasoned dinners doesn't count.

I think she confused Princess Diana with Whitney Houston.

All his life, Chris Brown has never seen a woman taken by the wind.

/Just kidding. Rihanna is the opposite of the elusive, mysterious woman a man cannot control. She goes back to her abuser and sings about how people dare not judge what they have, and how she is going to defy their small minds. In other words, it's just a matter of time before she shows up with a black eye again.

Tommy Moo: Feminists are killing feminism. Seriously, they are like black f*cking holes of need. I am a pro-choice, pro-equality, liberal, and it's never enough. I'm still labeled a sexist because I don't buy that women are at a net disadvantage in life. My feminist friends post these angry tirades on facebook about how men all have a responsibility to recognize that we are privileged and have everything handed to us because most Fortune 500 CEOs are men. Don't bother pointing out that it's not fair to judge "men" by only paying attention to the ones at the top, and that it's also true that most homeless people are men. If you say anything other than "Yes, you're right. I'll shut up now and add nothing to it," to a feminist, she can't farking handle a debate, flips shiat, and calls you a misogynist. And then you have to put up with the army of white knight fawning sycophantic loser beta males that show up and agree with her, hoping she'll have sex with them.

So in summary, if a massive culture movement springs up in this country that has more girls becoming more girly, I'm for it.

/drops microphone

Usually reserved for someone making a poignant argument or point.

Does Rihanna realize that there's a ton of guys out there who would gladly get her tons of weed, and then not beat the sh*t out of her?

/Chris Brown is a stupid douche
//hopes his probation gets revoked and he goes to asspound prison for a long long time

Maybe she is. I can see Chris Brown running her off the road if he ever catches her with another man.