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2013-02-18 10:55:17 AM  
It's so funny how we can't confront our accusers anymore. Cameras and dogs and drones. Big laughs.
 
2013-02-18 10:57:29 AM  
Since it was cops involved, I'm surprised that dog wasn't shot for not cooperating.
 
2013-02-18 10:58:56 AM  
That's ruff.
 
2013-02-18 10:59:05 AM  
And they ask me, "Well, is it alright if we let the drug-sniffing dog walk along the outside of the plane?" I said, "That's fine," and the dog walks back and forth a few times, and the cop says, "Well, the dog gave us the signal there are drugs on the plane," and I was like, "...No, he didn't! That dog didn't do anything, I was starting straight at him! He didn't wink, blink, woof, or paw. What's his signal, a blank stare? [Mimes a blank stare] That's all he did!"
 
2013-02-18 11:02:06 AM  
WTF did I just read?
 
2013-02-18 11:08:09 AM  
www.digmydog.org
 
2013-02-18 11:09:04 AM  

blatz514: WTF did I just read?


woof woof woof woof bark woof woof growl woof woof
 
2013-02-18 11:09:55 AM  
 
2013-02-18 11:10:43 AM  
The statement read: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."

The dog is now on paid suspension, I'm guessing.
 
2013-02-18 11:10:48 AM  

Karac: And they ask me, "Well, is it alright if we let the drug-sniffing dog walk along the outside of the plane?" I said, "That's fine," and the dog walks back and forth a few times, and the cop says, "Well, the dog gave us the signal there are drugs on the plane," and I was like, "...No, he didn't! That dog didn't do anything, I was starting straight at him! He didn't wink, blink, woof, or paw. What's his signal, a blank stare? [Mimes a blank stare] That's all he did!"


When I have seven-eights of an gram of weed, I consider myself out of weed.
 
2013-02-18 11:13:09 AM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

/oblig
 
2013-02-18 11:13:11 AM  
Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...
 
2013-02-18 11:13:29 AM  
The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side and complained to the police that their mistake had been turned into a very public joke.

Yep, that's how it works, when you're an idiot.  I understand you get over it.
 
2013-02-18 11:14:09 AM  

BunkyBrewman: blatz514: WTF did I just read?

woof woof woof woof bark woof woof growl woof woof


Ok, thank you.  That's pretty much how I read that "article."
 
2013-02-18 11:14:38 AM  
Eventually, the exasperated handler completed a form as if it had been written by the Alsatian, signing it with a paw print.

If they had just hired an English dog this wouldn't be a problem.
 
2013-02-18 11:15:08 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-18 11:15:09 AM  
So... wait...

Cops make a list of who was on the scene. Humans are "PCs" and dog is "PD."

Prosecutors want a written statement from everybody, including PD Peach.

Some back and forth ensues, finally the cops send in a "written statement" as a joke, because it's a farking dog.

...not seeing the problem.
 
2013-02-18 11:16:18 AM  

Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...


Crown Prosecution Service.

/everyone knows that
 
2013-02-18 11:16:32 AM  

Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...


The Crown Prosecution Service.

the ".co.uk" is a dead giveaway.

If you travel, avoid these guys.
 
2013-02-18 11:16:37 AM  
The Raleigh PD railroaded a guy here in NC after attempting to use a drug sniffing dog as a cadaver dog. The dog sat down because it didn't know what its handlers were trying to make it do. The cops took that as a sign that the body had been in the guys truck. Come to find out after 17 years the blood in his truck wasn't blood at all! And the fact that they used a drug dog outside of its intended purpose got the guy freed from prison. he was innocent the whole damn time! Southern Justice at it's finest
 
2013-02-18 11:17:29 AM  

Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...


Here you go.
 
2013-02-18 11:19:46 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-18 11:20:04 AM  

macadamnut: Eventually, the exasperated handler completed a form as if it had been written by the Alsatian, signing it with a paw print.

If they had just hired an English dog this wouldn't be a problem.


Illegal immigrant dogs are taking all the jobs from hard working dogs right here at home.
 
2013-02-18 11:21:49 AM  

Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...


It's an article in a British newspaper, written for a British audience, so it's perfectly reasonable to assume the intended reader (it's the Telegraph, so in this case, it's someone who wears tweed and splutters about Europe a lot) knows what it means. But for your American mindset, it stands for the Crown Prosecution Service - basically the British version of the District Attorney's office - which incidentally, do US papers spell that out every time, or just assume you're smart enough to know what DA means?
 
2013-02-18 11:22:17 AM  
Also, who names a cold stone killer "Peach"?
 
2013-02-18 11:23:00 AM  
Dog, apparently, also has a cooking show in youtube.
 
2013-02-18 11:26:03 AM  
Will they make him put his paw on the bible?
 
2013-02-18 11:28:48 AM  

Mr Guy: The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side and complained to the police that their mistake had been turned into a very public joke.

Yep, that's how it works, when you're an idiot.  I understand you get over it.


Not much of a mystery, right?  That's how it works all over the world...except in China.
 
2013-02-18 11:29:49 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 11:30:21 AM  

Onkel Buck: The Raleigh PD railroaded a guy here in NC after attempting to use a drug sniffing dog as a cadaver dog. The dog sat down because it didn't know what its handlers were trying to make it do. The cops took that as a sign that the body had been in the guys truck. Come to find out after 17 years the blood in his truck wasn't blood at all! And the fact that they used a drug dog outside of its intended purpose got the guy freed from prison. he was innocent the whole damn time! Southern Justice at it's finest


You expect southern cops to know the difference between a bomb dog, a drug dog, and a cadaver dog?  "That dog don't hunt."
 
2013-02-18 11:31:30 AM  

Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...



Happens all the time.  Fark will link to an article that starts off with "Crime has risen in the Tri-Cities area," leaving me to wonder where the Fark "the Tri-Cities area" is supposed to be.  And it doesn't help that there are about eleventy billion places in the USA that call themselves "the Tri-Cities area."  Not to mention the Triad, the Triangle, the Triathlon, and the Ménage à trois.

It's like reporters haven't quite grasped the concept yet that not everybody who might read their story lives within six blocks.
 
2013-02-18 11:31:44 AM  
I lost my funny little guy above, last week.  This is one of my favourite pictures of him.  I am not creative at all.  Can someone caption this for me so that I can print if off and put it on my desk?
 
2013-02-18 11:32:37 AM  
What idiots we have on the government payrolls.
 
2013-02-18 11:38:37 AM  

FatherChaos: Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...

Here you go.


"Crown Prosecution service". That just sounds SO wrong to an American.

I wonder if France, Russia, China, and other nations w/ a  "Fark the royal class over w/ a rusty spoon" in their history feel the same way...
 
2013-02-18 11:39:51 AM  
PC is not "police cat"?
 
2013-02-18 11:41:36 AM  

Pivot: I lost my funny little guy above, last week.  This is one of my favourite pictures of him.  I am not creative at all.  Can someone caption this for me so that I can print if off and put it on my desk?


http://imgur.com/TtMsHRK
/feels
 
2013-02-18 11:45:49 AM  

Whack-a-Mole: Pivot: I lost my funny little guy above, last week.  This is one of my favourite pictures of him.  I am not creative at all.  Can someone caption this for me so that I can print if off and put it on my desk?

http://imgur.com/TtMsHRK
/feels


Thank you.  Now I'm teary again.  So simple yet so perfect.
 
2013-02-18 11:51:19 AM  

Breygon: "Crown Prosecution service". That just sounds SO wrong to an American.

I wonder if France, Russia, China, and other nations w/ a  "Fark the royal class over w/ a rusty spoon" in their history feel the same way...


It doesn't mean the Queen and Prince Charles are up there in court trying to fugg you over. Crown just means State in this context.
It means over paid bureaucrats are trying to get a police dog to write witness statements... which, come to think of it, might well be an improvement on trained monkeys.
 
2013-02-18 11:51:45 AM  

Pivot: I lost my funny little guy above, last week.  This is one of my favourite pictures of him.  I am not creative at all.  Can someone caption this for me so that I can print if off and put it on my desk?


i45.tinypic.com

Not a caption, but here you go.

Sorry for the loss of your friend. :(
 
2013-02-18 12:18:22 PM  

Pivot: Whack-a-Mole: Pivot: I lost my funny little guy above, last week.  This is one of my favourite pictures of him.  I am not creative at all.  Can someone caption this for me so that I can print if off and put it on my desk?

http://imgur.com/TtMsHRK
/feels

Thank you.  Now I'm teary again.  So simple yet so perfect.


Have been there and done that with several dogs and cats. It's going to happen again too. The pure fun and and memories *will*  overcome and outlast the pain, I promise:)
[hugs]
 
2013-02-18 12:21:54 PM  
It's unfortunate that no one has a sense of humor anymore.
 
2013-02-18 12:33:26 PM  
I think only Lassie is qualified to testify.  All other dogs would be suspect
 
2013-02-18 12:39:00 PM  
This testimony seems... entirely irrelevant to the case in any way whatsoever.  So what, the police need a gimmick now?  A hook?
 
2013-02-18 12:44:42 PM  

nekom: This testimony seems... entirely irrelevant to the case in any way whatsoever.  So what, the police need a gimmick now?  A hook?


NO! FFS, it was the prosecutors who wanted this not the f***ing police!
 
2013-02-18 12:49:08 PM  

dv-ous: So... wait...

Cops make a list of who was on the scene. Humans are "PCs" and dog is "PD."

Prosecutors want a written statement from everybody, including PD Peach.

Some back and forth ensues, finally the cops send in a "written statement" as a joke, because it's a farking dog.

...not seeing the problem.


If "PD" is "Police Dog", is "PC" "Police Cop"?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-18 12:51:08 PM  
Its never a good move career wise to show that your bosses are idiots.
 
2013-02-18 01:01:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Pivot: I lost my funny little guy above, last week.  This is one of my favourite pictures of him.  I am not creative at all.  Can someone caption this for me so that I can print if off and put it on my desk?

[i45.tinypic.com image 850x638]

Not a caption, but here you go.

Sorry for the loss of your friend. :(


Nice touch AVG. I like that.
 
2013-02-18 01:07:52 PM  

ciberido: Nightjars: Interesting journalism, never defining what CPS means...


Happens all the time.  Fark will link to an article that starts off with "Crime has risen in the Tri-Cities area," leaving me to wonder where the Fark "the Tri-Cities area" is supposed to be.  And it doesn't help that there are about eleventy billion places in the USA that call themselves "the Tri-Cities area."  Not to mention the Triad, the Triangle, the Triathlon, and the Ménage à trois.

It's like reporters haven't quite grasped the concept yet that not everybody who might read their story lives within six blocks.


Yes, this is a huge pet peave of mine. You can look all over the page and never find a single clue as to where the hell the paper is based without clicking on some links or something.
 
2013-02-18 01:08:32 PM  

jagec: dv-ous: So... wait...

Cops make a list of who was on the scene. Humans are "PCs" and dog is "PD."

Prosecutors want a written statement from everybody, including PD Peach.

Some back and forth ensues, finally the cops send in a "written statement" as a joke, because it's a farking dog.

...not seeing the problem.

If "PD" is "Police Dog", is "PC" "Police Cop"?


I'd guess "Police Constible" what with the Britishness and whatnot.
 
2013-02-18 01:12:43 PM  

jagec: dv-ous: So... wait...

Cops make a list of who was on the scene. Humans are "PCs" and dog is "PD."

Prosecutors want a written statement from everybody, including PD Peach.

Some back and forth ensues, finally the cops send in a "written statement" as a joke, because it's a farking dog.

...not seeing the problem.

If "PD" is "Police Dog", is "PC" "Police Cop"?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 507x349]


Constable. Yes, I'm the joke killer ;)
 
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