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(WESH Orlando)   True: Bleach kills germs. False: Bleach added to formula kills your baby's germs   (wesh.com) divider line 66
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2013-02-18 10:06:39 AM  
i would have thought that a thorough bleaching from the inside out would kill your baby's germs with extreme prejudice.
 
2013-02-18 10:10:01 AM  

the801: i would have thought that a thorough bleaching from the inside out would kill your baby's germs with extreme prejudice.


With the right dosing I bet you could guarantee that kid would never cough again.
 
2013-02-18 10:15:58 AM  
That's a special kind of stupid.
 
2013-02-18 10:20:22 AM  
and at 2-months-old it's been established that the kid is brighter than her father.
 
2013-02-18 10:23:21 AM  
Vomit and bleach?
There goes my appetite....
 
2013-02-18 10:23:24 AM  
You do swallow small amounts of bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) whenever you swim in a pool, along with small amounts of urine, fecal matter and sweat.

/Certified Pool Operator
 
2013-02-18 10:25:47 AM  

Beerguy: You do swallow small amounts of bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) whenever you swim in a pool, along with small amounts of urine, fecal matter and sweat.

/Certified Pool Operator


I also don't want to know what's in hot dogs.
TYVM.
 
2013-02-18 10:28:49 AM  

Earpj: Beerguy: You do swallow small amounts of bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) whenever you swim in a pool, along with small amounts of urine, fecal matter and sweat.

/Certified Pool Operator

I also don't want to know what's in hot dogs.
TYVM.


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2013-02-18 10:39:07 AM  
However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.
 
2013-02-18 10:44:11 AM  

NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.


Yeah.  this one sounds like attempted murder, but there are the homeopath quacks out there who do recommend drinking bleach to sure some such silliness.
 
2013-02-18 11:09:32 AM  

NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.


Shh..I'm REALLY hoping for extra strong stupid on this one.
 
2013-02-18 11:16:15 AM  
Well, I guess I'll toss that Clorox smoothie recipe I was saving for my next cold.....
 
2013-02-18 11:16:22 AM  
In my day, all we got was bleach in our baby bottles... made us strong.
 
2013-02-18 11:18:57 AM  

Beerguy: You do swallow small amounts of bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) whenever you swim in a pool, along with small amounts of urine, fecal matter and sweat.

/Certified Pool Operator


This is our L. Notice there isn't any POO in it.
 
2013-02-18 11:19:13 AM  

Vodka Zombie: NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.

Yeah.  this one sounds like attempted murder, but there are the homeopath quacks out there who do recommend drinking bleach to sure some such silliness.


Actually drinking bleach diluted with pure water until there isn't (on average) even one molecule of bleach left it in would be perfectly safe. No difference to drinking pure water, even if you got a portion with of the bleach molecules, but not dangerous. Well unless you screwed up the dilution process and weren't actually diluting it somehow.
 
2013-02-18 11:19:36 AM  
 
2013-02-18 11:20:55 AM  
Crap, wrong thread.
 
2013-02-18 11:21:07 AM  
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2013-02-18 11:21:08 AM  
Too dumb to live.
 
2013-02-18 11:21:40 AM  
So someone tries a new approach and everyone's all upset.
 
2013-02-18 11:21:44 AM  
Well technically, the Bleach WOULD kill the germs. Might shut down some vital organs and such, but hey, that's a small price to pay for germ free!

amirite?
 
2013-02-18 11:22:31 AM  
Bleach keeps you young, so I've been told, 'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old.

/I'm so bored...
 
2013-02-18 11:22:42 AM  

xria: Vodka Zombie: NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.

Yeah.  this one sounds like attempted murder, but there are the homeopath quacks out there who do recommend drinking bleach to sure some such silliness.

Actually drinking bleach diluted with pure water until there isn't (on average) even one molecule of bleach left it in would be perfectly safe. No difference to drinking pure water, even if you got a portion with of the bleach molecules, but not dangerous. Well unless you screwed up the dilution process and weren't actually diluting it somehow.


But neither would it help you in any way. Hence the quackery.
 
2013-02-18 11:23:08 AM  
He must have been out of antifreeze.
 
2013-02-18 11:24:08 AM  

Earpj: Beerguy: You do swallow small amounts of bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) whenever you swim in a pool, along with small amounts of urine, fecal matter and sweat.

/Certified Pool Operator

I also don't want to know what's in hot dogs.
TYVM.


Pig dick and chicken ass in tube form is delicious with Ketchup, mustard and relish.
 
2013-02-18 11:25:37 AM  
How is babby cleaned?
 
2013-02-18 11:25:48 AM  
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"NO! YOU DRINK THE BLEACH!"
 
2013-02-18 11:27:18 AM  
I had a buddy that drank Brake fluid.

He said he could stop anytime.
 
2013-02-18 11:28:13 AM  

iron_city_ap: Earpj: Beerguy: You do swallow small amounts of bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) whenever you swim in a pool, along with small amounts of urine, fecal matter and sweat.

/Certified Pool Operator

I also don't want to know what's in hot dogs.
TYVM.

Pig dick and chicken ass in tube form is delicious with Ketchup, mustard and relish.


You NEVER put ketchup on a hot dog!
 
2013-02-18 11:28:46 AM  
I saw one of the "Gypsy" shows on the Honey Boo-Boo network and one of the gypsy skanks was demonstrating how to whiten your teeth by brushing with bleach and talking about how money she saved by doing that instead of going to the dentist.
 
2013-02-18 11:29:18 AM  
As the ads have it, bleach will kill only 99% of all known germs.

You're farked if that 1% gets into your gut, and never mind all  those other millions of germs the bleach company know nothing about!
 
2013-02-18 11:31:49 AM  
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"For your health!"
 
2013-02-18 11:32:30 AM  
Also false: Bleach will not turn a black baby white.
 
2013-02-18 11:36:58 AM  
That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger*

*except for drinking bleach
 
2013-02-18 11:38:25 AM  
♫ Bleach baby, Bleach Baby give me your hand
Give me somethin' that I can remember ♫
 
2013-02-18 11:40:42 AM  

fruitloop: Also false: Bleach will not turn a black baby white.


Yea, I was gonna make a "future Michael Jackson joke", but decided against it.
 
2013-02-18 11:40:51 AM  
bleach baby, bleach b...damn.
 
2013-02-18 11:42:41 AM  

NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.


Yes, attempted murder - stupid story.
 
2013-02-18 11:44:12 AM  

xria: Vodka Zombie: NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.

Yeah.  this one sounds like attempted murder, but there are the homeopath quacks out there who do recommend drinking bleach to sure some such silliness.

Actually drinking bleach diluted with pure water until there isn't (on average) even one molecule of bleach left it in would be perfectly safe. No difference to drinking pure water, even if you got a portion with of the bleach molecules, but not dangerous. Well unless you screwed up the dilution process and weren't actually diluting it somehow.


Except the homeopath quacks who believe in drinking (or especially forcing children to drink) Miracle Mineral Supplement (wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement), touting it as a cure for, well, everything. It's essentially concentrated bleach.
 
2013-02-18 11:44:38 AM  
That kid's got 99 problems, but some bleach ain't one.
 
2013-02-18 11:44:42 AM  

Farce-Side: fruitloop: Also false: Bleach will not turn a black baby white.

Yea, I was gonna make a "future Michael Jackson joke", but decided against it.


It took me a few revisions for a "bleach removes color" line, and I still managed to fark it up.

/cue the that's racist kid
 
2013-02-18 11:46:20 AM  
Hence why vasectomies should be mandatory at age 14 and you can't reverse them until you pass a basic knowledge test.
 
2013-02-18 11:47:05 AM  
What kind of bleach?

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2013-02-18 11:50:51 AM  

Earpj: I also don't want to know what's in hot dogs.
TYVM.


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Lips and assholes!
 
2013-02-18 11:50:58 AM  

number8: xria: Vodka Zombie: NutWrench: However, Summer said Washington changed his story several times.

I'm thinking attempted murder here, not stupidity.

Yeah.  this one sounds like attempted murder, but there are the homeopath quacks out there who do recommend drinking bleach to sure some such silliness.

Actually drinking bleach diluted with pure water until there isn't (on average) even one molecule of bleach left it in would be perfectly safe. No difference to drinking pure water, even if you got a portion with of the bleach molecules, but not dangerous. Well unless you screwed up the dilution process and weren't actually diluting it somehow.

Except the homeopath quacks who believe in drinking (or especially forcing children to drink) Miracle Mineral Supplement (wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement), touting it as a cure for, well, everything. It's essentially concentrated bleach.


You can thank this young man for helping to stop its distribution. Rhys Morgan

/Hero tag
 
2013-02-18 11:53:16 AM  
Washington State Department of Health

Purifying Water During an Emergency

Water purification

There are two primary ways to treat water: boiling and adding bleach.

[...]


Purifying by adding liquid chlorine bleach

If boiling is not possible, treat water by adding liquid household bleach, such as Clorox or Purex. Household bleach is typically between 5 percent and 6 percent chlorine. Avoid using bleaches that contain perfumes, dyes and other additives. Be sure to read the label.Place the water (filtered, if necessary) in a clean container. Add the amount of bleach according to the table below.Mix thoroughly and allow to stand for at least 30 minutes before using (60 minutes if the water is cloudy or very cold).


END QUOTES

/Dude prolly thought it was an "emergency", is all
 
2013-02-18 11:56:02 AM  
Came for the Dead Milkmen, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-18 11:58:16 AM  

red5ish: Came for the Dead Milkmen, leaving satisfied.


And what mode of transportation might you be using to leave? Did your parents drive it up from the Bahamas?
 
2013-02-18 12:04:45 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Don't you know that anything white is inherently evil?


Well, in all honesty, if it's not, it should be.
 
2013-02-18 12:28:56 PM  

fruitloop: Also false: Bleach will not turn a black baby white.


sometimes you just need the right soap for that:

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guyism.com
 
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