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2013-02-18 09:25:46 AM
is subby trying to suggest some sort of geometric progression of venn diagrams? 'cause i'm lost.

after reading the article, tho, i found her to have about a 1:1 ratio of crazy/hot - not much of either. if  "I'm kind of like a one-guy-at-a-time kind of person ... I didn't want to have anything overlapping" and ""I probably would have let him continue, but it was too painful," (regarding anal sex) and "He refused to kiss me because he said it was gross ... maybe because I had been performing oral sex, but he kissed me on the cheek and then left," are noteworthy for their bizarreness than i must be way more jaded than i had previously realized.

/guess that's what happens when you have a transsexual stripper for a dad
 
2013-02-18 09:29:00 AM
who?

are we supposed to recognize this name?
 
2013-02-18 09:54:05 AM
Stabbed him 27 times?

/she mad
 
2013-02-18 09:59:57 AM
meganjoy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-18 10:20:49 AM
Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.
 
2013-02-18 10:26:59 AM
guilty,not guilty who cares?

where are the pics?
 
2013-02-18 10:27:21 AM
This is why I like the cute ones

/freaks under the sheet
//less likely to be freaks out of the sheets
 
2013-02-18 10:30:55 AM

No Time To Explain: This is why I like the cute ones

/freaks under the sheet
//less likely to be freaks out of the sheets


So you want a lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets?
 
2013-02-18 10:32:11 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.


Yes, but she found it too painful.
 
2013-02-18 10:32:54 AM
Her eyes: I'm looking deep into your soul and sucking the life out of it.

His eyes: She may look hot, but I'm doomed, dude. Doomed. There is no hope left.
 
2013-02-18 10:33:18 AM
"I probably would have let him continue, but it was too painful," Arias testified in reference to having anal sex with Alexander on Nov. 26, 2008 - the day he baptized Arias into the Mormon faith.

In other news, Farker inquiries to Mormon missionaries skyrocketed 1,000 percent today.
 
2013-02-18 10:33:38 AM
Where are the nude photos of her?
 
2013-02-18 10:34:17 AM
After reviewing all the information on the case, carefully examining the presented evidence, and hearing the given testimony, I've come to a conclusion....

She looks better as a blonde.

/likes brunettes, but not in this case.
 
2013-02-18 10:34:38 AM
I'm pretty sure Venn diagrams do not work that way.

/chemist, not a mathematician, hence the "pretty sure"
//awaiting the flood of abusive corrections
 
2013-02-18 10:34:52 AM
 
2013-02-18 10:35:27 AM
Dammit, NSFW of the previous posting
 
2013-02-18 10:35:44 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.


I had not either, but after reading that, she was not a very smart murderer.

/although lets face it, it's hard to get away with killing someone you know
//and have motive
 
2013-02-18 10:35:49 AM
Here's the pic for my previous post.
i.imgur.com

/Hey FARK. If you're gonna reject the picture, why not reject the entire post?
 
2013-02-18 10:36:00 AM

the801: is subby trying to suggest some sort of geometric progression of venn diagrams? 'cause i'm lost.

after reading the article, tho, i found her to have about a 1:1 ratio of crazy/hot - not much of either. if  "I'm kind of like a one-guy-at-a-time kind of person ... I didn't want to have anything overlapping" and ""I probably would have let him continue, but it was too painful," (regarding anal sex) and "He refused to kiss me because he said it was gross ... maybe because I had been performing oral sex, but he kissed me on the cheek and then left," are noteworthy for their bizarreness than i must be way more jaded than i had previously realized.

/guess that's what happens when you have a transsexual stripper for a dad


I'm pretty sure that the "crazy" comes in from her killing her ex.
 
2013-02-18 10:37:56 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.


Here are more - Totally NSFW
 
2013-02-18 10:38:05 AM
She's not that hot and he looks like a tool.
 
2013-02-18 10:39:24 AM
"I had issues with Travis [but] I had worse issues with other people and they're all still alive,"

Repeat after me, motive, opportunity, and means.
 
2013-02-18 10:39:35 AM

texdent: No Time To Explain: This is why I like the cute ones

/freaks under the sheet
//less likely to be freaks out of the sheets

So you want a lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets?


Depends

/I prefer to keep my internal organs, how should I say? Internal
//they can have fun with external ones, but no pointy things near 'em
 
2013-02-18 10:40:27 AM

basemetal: CapeFearCadaver: Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.

I had not either, but after reading that, she was not a very smart murderer.

/although lets face it, it's hard to get away with killing someone you know
//and have motive


She's not very smart. At all, it appears.
 
2013-02-18 10:42:14 AM

Bondith: I'm pretty sure Venn diagrams do not work that way.

/chemist, not a mathematician, hence the "pretty sure"
//awaiting the flood of abusive corrections


They don't work that way.  They involve intersecting circles, not lines.  So you're correct.
 
2013-02-18 10:42:58 AM
From tidbits of the testimony, she's definetly way too far to the right on the X axis.

Dude, should have pad more attention to bro code pop culture.
 
2013-02-18 10:44:21 AM
 
2013-02-18 10:44:47 AM

eyeq360: Bondith: I'm pretty sure Venn diagrams do not work that way.

/chemist, not a mathematician, hence the "pretty sure"
//awaiting the flood of abusive corrections

They don't work that way.  They involve intersecting circles, not lines.  So you're correct.


Whew!  I've made a fool of myself enough times in the past that I'm a little gunshy about making unqualified statements.
 
2013-02-18 10:44:49 AM

the801: is subby trying to suggest some sort of geometric progression of venn diagrams? 'cause i'm lost.

after reading the article, tho, i found her to have about a 1:1 ratio of crazy/hot - not much of either. if  "I'm kind of like a one-guy-at-a-time kind of person ... I didn't want to have anything overlapping" and ""I probably would have let him continue, but it was too painful," (regarding anal sex) and "He refused to kiss me because he said it was gross ... maybe because I had been performing oral sex, but he kissed me on the cheek and then left," are noteworthy for their bizarreness than i must be way more jaded than i had previously realized.

/guess that's what happens when you have a transsexual stripper for a dad


Chandler?
 
2013-02-18 10:45:50 AM
Is her right eye slightly crossed?   There's something off about her eyes, other than the crazy.
 
2013-02-18 10:47:47 AM
It looks like she has a clenus...
 
2013-02-18 10:48:37 AM

minoridiot: Is her right eye slightly crossed?   There's something off about her eyes, other than the crazy.


Drain bramage?

Oh and the whole shooty-stabby thing...

/and her clenus....
 
2013-02-18 10:52:16 AM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


Hmmm.  I was gonna get a roast beef sandwich for lunch today, but not anymore.
 
2013-02-18 10:57:26 AM
There is absolutely no evidence of abuse. But there's tons of evidence that she was totally fatally attracted to him and the sex they had. Girl just snapped after his rejection of her.
 
2013-02-18 10:57:58 AM

the801: is subby trying to suggest some sort of geometric progression of venn diagrams? 'cause i'm lost.

after reading the article, tho, i found her to have about a 1:1 ratio of crazy/hot - not much of either. if  "I'm kind of like a one-guy-at-a-time kind of person ... I didn't want to have anything overlapping" and ""I probably would have let him continue, but it was too painful," (regarding anal sex) and "He refused to kiss me because he said it was gross ... maybe because I had been performing oral sex, but he kissed me on the cheek and then left," are noteworthy for their bizarreness than i must be way more jaded than i had previously realized.

/guess that's what happens when you have a transsexual stripper for a dad


This is crazy if you are unaware of what's on porn tubes.
 
2013-02-18 10:59:44 AM
Her claim that she was responding to abuse - which is plausible on its own - gets pretty fishy when she photographed him during his death and then drove off and acted like nothing had happened, and then made up a ridiculous cover story.
 
2013-02-18 11:02:58 AM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


Gross! There are women who look better than you expect when the clothes come off... and then there is this woman, who apparently doesn't have to worry about that.
 
2013-02-18 11:07:06 AM
If only she had followed the 15 steps to creating a perfect profile picture.
 
2013-02-18 11:08:03 AM
Venn Diagrams are circlely
Not being snarky
Just bookmarkey
 
2013-02-18 11:08:53 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.


Me neither, and yes, she is.
 
2013-02-18 11:09:00 AM

BAMFinator: If only she had followed the 15 steps to creating a perfect profile picture.


I don't think those steps would help.
 
2013-02-18 11:10:36 AM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


For being a professional photographer, she takes some nasty amateur nudes. You'd think they'd have a real camera handy instead of using a cell phone with all but one small lamp off.
 
2013-02-18 11:11:09 AM
 doesn't scale in a linear fashion

Am I supposed to understand this after three cognacs?
 
2013-02-18 11:11:17 AM
FTFA: "Camera Photo's" Really?

Hmm... 1 hour video, anyone listen to the whole thing, how is it?
 
2013-02-18 11:15:08 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: She's not that hot and he looks like a tool.


That guy has the kind of smug, self-satisfied face that's begging for a bullet.
 
2013-02-18 11:19:28 AM
Her boobs look fake.
 
2013-02-18 11:21:55 AM

doczoidberg: Her boobs look fake.


So does her story.
 
2013-02-18 11:22:41 AM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


whoa.  In the last 2 pics, she's sporting the wrong equipment.  NOW, I see where this crazy tripe is coming from.
 
2013-02-18 11:23:21 AM

wambu: Here's the pic for my previous post.
[i.imgur.com image 90x90]

/Hey FARK. If you're gonna reject the picture, why not reject the entire post?


Something something preview button something.
 
2013-02-18 11:24:13 AM
Hmm... I think I can work with some of this...
 
2013-02-18 11:26:41 AM
This chick stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and shot him in the face, then at one point claimed self defense

"Jodi Arias initially denied murdering Alexander, claiming they were a victim of a home invasion after a night of passion. She later on recanted her claim and admitted to killing Alexander in self-defense after a camera holding pictures of Arias and Alexander's sex crazed evening and Alexander's butchered body in the shower was found in a washing machine. "

This chick is definitely nuts, also if you claim self defense you should have stuck with just the face shot and avoided the stabbing and throat slitting, I'm not sure at which point exactly self defense ends but I know its before you do all three of those things.
 
2013-02-18 11:29:01 AM

Bondith: I'm pretty sure Venn diagrams do not work that way.


Would you believe a completely elastic demand curve?
 
2013-02-18 11:34:10 AM

Incog_Neeto: This chick stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and shot him in the face, then at one point claimed self defense


so on one hand, the sex is probably gonna be amazingly awesome.  But on the other hand, i'll probably die a violent, bloody death.

decisions/decisions....
 
2013-02-18 11:38:05 AM
No Time To Explain:
So you want a lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets?

Depends


That is freaky.
 
2013-02-18 11:39:01 AM
She looks like Nikki Cox in a few of those pics
 
2013-02-18 11:39:26 AM
Weaver95:
so on one hand, the sex is probably gonna be amazingly awesome.  But on the other hand, i'll probably die a violent, bloody death.

Doesn't matter, had sex.
 
2013-02-18 11:42:46 AM
Incog_Neeto: This chick stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and shot him in the face, then at one point claimed self defense

Weaver95: so on one hand, the sex is probably gonna be amazingly awesome.  But on the other hand, i'll probably die a violent, bloody death.

decisions/decisions....


Many creatures face this conundrum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_cannibalism
 
2013-02-18 11:46:24 AM

finnished: Weaver95:
so on one hand, the sex is probably gonna be amazingly awesome.  But on the other hand, i'll probably die a violent, bloody death.

Doesn't matter, had sex.


STILL COUNTS!

/aaaaand that's now in my head.  thanks.
 
2013-02-18 11:46:49 AM
I still say they should let her go.

She's a slut. Sluts don't belong in prison. They should be considered a gift to us all, and allowed to roam the world free.

No therapy or meds for her, either. They might interfere with her sluttin'.

This is my sentence to her: "Go free, and continue being slutty. The moment you stop being slutty, BAM -- into the slammer you go."

/Slams gavel.
 
2013-02-18 11:49:18 AM
She has 'demon' eyes.

Never date/marry someone with 'demon' eyes.
 
2013-02-18 11:54:59 AM

Incog_Neeto: This chick stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and shot him in the face, then at one point claimed self defense

"Jodi Arias initially denied murdering Alexander, claiming they were a victim of a home invasion after a night of passion. She later on recanted her claim and admitted to killing Alexander in self-defense after a camera holding pictures of Arias and Alexander's sex crazed evening and Alexander's butchered body in the shower was found in a washing machine. "

This chick is definitely nuts, also if you claim self defense you should have stuck with just the face shot and avoided the stabbing and throat slitting, I'm not sure at which point exactly self defense ends but I know its before you do all three of those things.


If you claim self-defense, it has to be justified and the amount of force has to be reasonable.  So it has to be only so much force as to repel the attack.  Deadly force is allowable if the is being attack with deadly force.
For example, if someone punches you, you can punch them back.  If someone pulls out a loaded pistol, points it at you, and then threatens to shoot you, you can use deadly force.
Shooting someone in the face with a gun probably would qualify as deadly force.  If the guy was beating her severely or originally pointed the gun at her before she shot him, then she might be fine with the self-defense argument.
So you would be correct that the face shot might have been enough, if the guy was incapacitated by the shot to the face.  Stabbing someone 27 times and then slitting their throat afterwards is overkill and does not qualify as self-defense.
If he wasn't doing anything that could be considered violent or considered deadly force, the use of the self-defense theory falls apart.  Most states find that this version of homicide is not a justified use of the self-defense doctrine.  If the jury doesn't believe her and find her guilty of killing him, it might be capital murder or if the jury finds the defendant's belief was "unreasonable" but genuine, she could be convicted of something along the lines of an imperfect self-defense killing, which is manslaughter.
However, given the facts, it's going to be a real tough case to prove.  She does all of that, claims she wasn't there, then says she was there but she didn't kill him, then she admits she killed him but it was self-defense...not going to go over very well.
 
2013-02-18 11:57:33 AM
Clearly he forgot his safe word.
 
2013-02-18 11:58:32 AM

eyeq360: If you claim self-defense, it has to be justified and the amount of force has to be reasonable.  So it has to be only so much force as to repel the attack.  Deadly force is allowable if the is being attack with deadly force.


This isn't entirely true.  Self-defense in the United States varies state-to-state, but in general you can use deadly force if you have the reasonable belief that you are in danger of death, rape, or severe bodily harm to yourself or another.
 
2013-02-18 12:00:04 PM

Bondith: eyeq360: Bondith: I'm pretty sure Venn diagrams do not work that way.

/chemist, not a mathematician, hence the "pretty sure"
//awaiting the flood of abusive corrections

They don't work that way.  They involve intersecting circles, not lines.  So you're correct.

Whew!  I've made a fool of myself enough times in the past that I'm a little gunshy about making unqualified statements.


To be fair, I'm pretty sure you qualified your statement here. The statement as a whole, anyway.
 
2013-02-18 12:01:56 PM

meanmutton: eyeq360: If you claim self-defense, it has to be justified and the amount of force has to be reasonable.  So it has to be only so much force as to repel the attack.  Deadly force is allowable if the is being attack with deadly force.

This isn't entirely true.  Self-defense in the United States varies state-to-state, but in general you can use deadly force if you have the reasonable belief that you are in danger of death, rape, or severe bodily harm to yourself or another.


Forgot that part.
 
2013-02-18 12:10:07 PM

JungleBoogie: Incog_Neeto: This chick stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and shot him in the face, then at one point claimed self defense

Weaver95: so on one hand, the sex is probably gonna be amazingly awesome.  But on the other hand, i'll probably die a violent, bloody death.

decisions/decisions....

Many creatures face this conundrum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_cannibalism


It's the  Venn Diagram of Life.

///Hakuna Matata
 
2013-02-18 12:18:34 PM

eyeq360: So you would be correct that the face shot might have been enough, if the guy was incapacitated by the shot to the face.  Stabbing someone 27 times and then slitting their throat afterwards is overkill and does not qualify as self-defense.


Maybe she was trying to go for a Friendship or even a Babality, but he just wanted an Animality so she got pissed and while attempting the Stage Fatality, kept missing the down-left combo and so just hit him a bunch of times till he fell over.  Wonder if she took the screenshot to send to Midway for like a T-shirt or something.
 
2013-02-18 12:32:54 PM
doesnt want

assets.motivationalgenerator.com
 
2013-02-18 12:37:26 PM
Incog_Neeto:  I'm not sure at which point exactly self defense ends but I know its before you do all three of those things.

Generally, it's seen as when there is no longer a fear of harm from the attacker.   Hit em once in the head with a baseball bat and he's out cold, stop, self defense.  Continue to attack when the person is defenseless, excessive force.  Granted there is a grey area (no brain pun intended) where emotions and fear cause the victim to continue, not knowing if they are truly safe.

Granted, I don't think a reasonable jury will consider her actions in that grey area.....  but then again, OJ was acquitted.
 
2013-02-18 12:38:19 PM
She's probably imbalanced, but definitely guilty. She hasn't proven a single thing that justifies a self-defense plea yet.
 
2013-02-18 12:38:44 PM
I have the most worrisome boner right now...
 
2013-02-18 12:55:29 PM
I love all the repugnance over her pussy.  Picky eaters are childish and unimaginative.
 
2013-02-18 12:58:37 PM
Wow, her defense lawyer must go home every day and cry a little.  How do you work with someone who can't seem to shut her mouth?
 
2013-02-18 12:59:17 PM

ph0rk: Something something preview button something.


Yes pedant. Sometimes it shows up in Preview and then does not post.

It could  be automated to not post at all with an error message.

The image could be automatically re-scaled to fit.
 
2013-02-18 01:16:37 PM

the801: is subby trying to suggest some sort of geometric progression of venn diagrams? 'cause i'm lost.

after reading the article, tho, i found her to have about a 1:1 ratio of crazy/hot - not much of either. if  "I'm kind of like a one-guy-at-a-time kind of person ... I didn't want to have anything overlapping" and ""I probably would have let him continue, but it was too painful," (regarding anal sex) and "He refused to kiss me because he said it was gross ... maybe because I had been performing oral sex, but he kissed me on the cheek and then left," are noteworthy for their bizarreness than i must be way more jaded than i had previously realized.

/guess that's what happens when you have a transsexual stripper for a dad


Chandler, is that you?
 
2013-02-18 01:17:07 PM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


Quite the roast beef curtains she's got going on.
 
2013-02-18 01:24:43 PM
So, she hired a lawyer, and started saying they both reached for the gun?

Gee, wonder where I've heard that one before?

/razzledazzled
 
2013-02-18 01:28:05 PM

elffster: It looks like she has a clenus...


those last two pics were of the guy what got killed.
 
2013-02-18 01:37:04 PM

the801: after reading the article, tho, i found her to have about a 1:1 ratio of crazy/hot -  not much of either


Agree. Pretty sure I saw some of her pics on 4chan the other day. She doesn't seem that hot, in the face anyway.
 
2013-02-18 01:38:55 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I love all the repugnance over her pussy.  Picky eaters are childish and unimaginative.


I'm not one to shy away from pussy.  I have had several with 'curtains' and it did not bother me.  In this case I'm not sure if its the lighting or what - but that is a SCARY looking pussy.  If I was her I would let the forest grow back over that.  Probably won't matter where she's going anyway.

Childless, 32, and a scary pussy.  How did that happen?
 
2013-02-18 01:54:43 PM
"While driving to a meeting with Burns, Police Officer, Michael Galieti, pulled Arias over on June 5, 2008, in the rented vehicle. The front license plate was missing and the rear plate was upside down. Arias attributed this to some kids at a rest stop playing a trick on her. Burns helped Arias fix the license plate and Officer Galieti did not cite her for the infraction. "

Anyone with tits is immune to traffic violations. When will women give up all the advantages they have over men?
 
2013-02-18 02:03:11 PM

pDiablo: doesnt want

[assets.motivationalgenerator.com image 685x800]


You know, there are some images that you probably shouldn't inline in this forum.

That would be one of them.
 
2013-02-18 02:10:24 PM

Incog_Neeto: This chick stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and shot him in the face, then at one point claimed self defense

"Jodi Arias initially denied murdering Alexander, claiming they were a victim of a home invasion after a night of passion. She later on recanted her claim and admitted to killing Alexander in self-defense after a camera holding pictures of Arias and Alexander's sex crazed evening and Alexander's butchered body in the shower was found in a washing machine. "

This chick is definitely nuts, also if you claim self defense you should have stuck with just the face shot and avoided the stabbing and throat slitting, I'm not sure at which point exactly self defense ends but I know its before you do all three of those things.


We REALLY need to add the " You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court." the Brits use - always liked that.
 
2013-02-18 03:03:30 PM

Endive Wombat: Where are the nude photos of her?


They're on one of the slideshows on that page, albeit mixed in with a bunch of gruesome crime scene photos.

So if your boner can withstand wading through pictures of a dude with his throat cut/bullet in his head/massive blood spatter, then go for it!
 
2013-02-18 03:18:33 PM

banandar123: Endive Wombat: Where are the nude photos of her?

They're on one of the slideshows on that page, albeit mixed in with a bunch of gruesome crime scene photos.

So if your boner can withstand wading through pictures of a dude with his throat cut/bullet in his head/massive blood spatter, then go for it!


So typical: photos of violence, death, and cruelty are A-OK, but nudity? Gotta censor those.
 
2013-02-18 04:08:49 PM
Her labias look florpy.
 
2013-02-18 04:13:22 PM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


"Useless Junk"

Oh , the irony
 
2013-02-18 04:27:58 PM

ArcadianRefugee: So typical: photos of violence, death, and cruelty are A-OK, but nudity? Gotta censor those.



Exactly. Anyone sensitive enough to appreciate those black censor bars in nudie pics probably shouldn't be clicking on a slideshow called "WARNING: GRAPHIC CRIME SCENE PHOTOS" in the first place anyway.
 
2013-02-18 04:30:02 PM
[NSFW links below]

Also, sexual killing is not unheard of in humans (more info here and here)

However, Sexual Healing becomes moot after sexual killing.

Sexual.
 
2013-02-18 04:30:22 PM
The victim deserved to die for those suits.  The lemon sherbert 4-button will haunt me for days.
 
2013-02-18 04:51:19 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: BarkingUnicorn: I love all the repugnance over her pussy.  Picky eaters are childish and unimaginative.

I'm not one to shy away from pussy.  I have had several with 'curtains' and it did not bother me.  In this case I'm not sure if its the lighting or what - but that is a SCARY looking pussy.  If I was her I would let the forest grow back over that.  Probably won't matter where she's going anyway.

Childless, 32, and a scary pussy.  How did that happen?


24.media.tumblr.com

It's like an Arby's dumpster at closing time.  Scary, she's got a scary pussy.
 
2013-02-18 05:32:34 PM
We all should know that there is only one linear scale when it comes to women:

age* (1/hotness) = chance of doing anal.
 
2013-02-18 05:50:10 PM
Moral to this story is clear:  NOTHING can ever be erased from the Internet, so any damn thing you say right now can come back to haunt you 1, 2, 5, 10, or 20 years later.
 
2013-02-18 06:00:58 PM
She sort of looks like Shannon Elizabeth:
content6.flixster.com

Scary meat curtains or not, I would hit it.
 
2013-02-18 06:05:56 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.


My god, she is only one day younger than me.
 
2013-02-18 06:07:47 PM

olddinosaur: Moral to this story is clear:  NOTHING can ever be erased from the Internet, so any damn thing you say right now can come back to haunt you 1, 2, 5, 10, or 20 years later.


And if you are wrong, you'll just go back and erase this post.
 
2013-02-18 07:58:44 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Honestly had not heard about this case until just now, reading up on it... she's boned.


So your saying that is the start as well as the end of the story?
 
2013-02-19 08:03:15 AM
I was stuck at home sick last week and was watching coverage of this cluster fark on some TV station that employs outraged correspondents.  What I learned was:

A) Travis   had a huge unit
B) Travis liked to do it up the pooper because that doesn't count as premarital  sex
C) Travis was a jerk
D)  They were both terrible at phone sex
E)  Travis had other 'dirty little secrets' we'll never know about and I'm pretty sure they involved other guys

But Travis didn't deserve to get stabbed a million times and then shot. But  I hope that woman doesn't get the death penalty.

I'm not going to be watching more coverage of the trail. I'm all better and have no excuse, and  I can't stand to listen to those people who are doing the play by play.
 
2013-02-19 05:58:35 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.


Weird nipples.

/fappity
 
2013-02-19 05:59:53 PM

Endive Wombat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I found one uncensored picture of her.

Here are more - Totally NSFW


Some are not her.
 
2013-02-21 08:16:09 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: She sort of looks like Shannon Elizabeth:
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Scary meat curtains or not, I would hit it.


Oh yea,  Shannon Elizabeth - she can play poker too right?
And, I didn't say I wouldn't hit SCARY pussy.  You get what you can get.  No such thing as bad pussy...er.. well almost not.
 
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