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(CNN)   Nike suddenly less excited for ad campaign describing Oscar Pistorius as "The bullet in the chamber"   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-18 09:22:01 AM  
4 votes:

Pockafrusta: Nike has Michael Jordan. Even at 50, he's all the hero that Nike needs.


And, if you got 3 to 1 odds that he'll stay a hero, Jordan will probably put some serious bank on a bet like that.
2013-02-18 08:58:42 AM  
4 votes:
Do you think he'll get a job in the prison kitchen since he has spatulas for feet?
2013-02-18 02:45:13 PM  
3 votes:

SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times?  Sounds legit to me.


Maybe she was beating herself to death with the bat and he was just trying to shoot the bat out of her hand.
2013-02-18 08:57:24 AM  
3 votes:
He's going to get fired.
2013-02-18 11:17:11 AM  
2 votes:

you have pee hands: I always wonder what's going through someone's head at the time.


A cricket bat?
2013-02-18 09:17:11 AM  
2 votes:
"Nike: Graveyard of inspiring athletes."
2013-02-18 09:14:43 AM  
2 votes:

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.


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2013-02-18 08:59:24 AM  
2 votes:
They'll take it all back when the Pistorius family releases their own report.
2013-02-19 05:32:13 PM  
1 votes:

TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.


He doesn't have the ball to do that.
2013-02-18 02:02:07 PM  
1 votes:
He's got 98 problems and athlete's foot ain't one.
2013-02-18 11:56:04 AM  
1 votes:
If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.
2013-02-18 11:21:33 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.


Oh.  I thought "bloody cricket bat" was a new species of mammal.  Thanks.
2013-02-18 10:28:35 AM  
1 votes:

Super Chronic: What I learned from this article is that someone named Robbie Vorhaus makes a living by pointing out the glaringly obvious.


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"Yeah, it's a pretty lucrative racket."
2013-02-18 09:58:47 AM  
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: How much you want to bet that the girlfriend hooked up with a reality show castmate in front of the camera and then had to break down and tell him about it right before it aired? You'd go into a roid rage, too.  Don't deny it.


So then it was her fault?
2013-02-18 09:52:44 AM  
1 votes:
How much you want to bet that the girlfriend hooked up with a reality show castmate in front of the camera and then had to break down and tell him about it right before it aired? You'd go into a roid rage, too.  Don't deny it.
2013-02-18 09:30:28 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-02-18 09:17:12 AM  
1 votes:
If someone could get a hold of the ad and shop a dead body at the starting line right before he takes off, that'd make for epic Internet fodder.
2013-02-18 09:16:20 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.


To be fair, in the topsy turvey world of paralympics, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.
2013-02-18 09:00:55 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.


Hey, he thought she was an intruder. You have to kill intruders.
 
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