Pockafrusta: Nike has Michael Jordan. Even at 50, he's all the hero that Nike needs.
SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times? Sounds legit to me.
you have pee hands: I always wonder what's going through someone's head at the time.
digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.
TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.
Super Chronic: What I learned from this article is that someone named Robbie Vorhaus makes a living by pointing out the glaringly obvious.
Shaggy_C: How much you want to bet that the girlfriend hooked up with a reality show castmate in front of the camera and then had to break down and tell him about it right before it aired? You'd go into a roid rage, too. Don't deny it.
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