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(CNN)   Nike suddenly less excited for ad campaign describing Oscar Pistorius as "The bullet in the chamber"   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-18 11:47:19 AM

digistil: You're correct that they did not say the order of occurrence, and you're probably right in your estimation. Dude's still farked.


Then again, the dude could have went so far off the deep end that he did beat her brains in after shooting her. I would think though if he was that enraged, he would have emptied the gun first.
 
2013-02-18 11:56:04 AM
If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.
 
2013-02-18 12:26:19 PM

you have pee hands: I always wonder what's going through someone's head at the time.  You have to know you're not going to get away with it.  Even if you're REAL MAD what's the point?  There's other vapid models out there.


Everything I've heard about the guy makes him seem like an incredible narcissist; so I imagine that he thought she deserved everything he was doing to her for making him so angry.
 
2013-02-18 12:46:06 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.


Needed a cricket bat as well. The only way to stop the use of a given weapon is another one of those weapons wielded by someone of opposing sides, according to Wayne LáPierre.
 
2013-02-18 01:13:29 PM
So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times?  Sounds legit to me.
 
2013-02-18 01:48:34 PM

digistil: Princess Ryans Knickers: If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.

Needed a cricket bat as well. The only way to stop the use of a given weapon is another one of those weapons wielded by someone of opposing sides, according to Wayne LáPierre.


Knickers: I'll take  "Actual quotes for $1000, Alex."

Trebek: On Dec 21, 2012, Wayne LaPierre said "The only thing that stops a bad guy with one of these is a good guy with one of these."

Knickers: What is "a given weapon", Alex.

Trebek: Oh, incorrect.  The proper answer is "a gun".  Any other answer is just some made-up bullshiat.
 
2013-02-18 01:50:37 PM
Seems dead on to me subby.
 
2013-02-18 02:02:07 PM
He's got 98 problems and athlete's foot ain't one.
 
2013-02-18 02:09:15 PM
I think he beat her with the cricket bat, she tried to hide in the bathroom, he couldn't get in and shot at her through the door.
 
2013-02-18 02:27:13 PM
At what point, I wonder, did she realize that perhaps she'd have been better off dating a boring accountant than an intense superstar athlete...
 
2013-02-18 02:45:13 PM

SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times?  Sounds legit to me.


Maybe she was beating herself to death with the bat and he was just trying to shoot the bat out of her hand.
 
2013-02-18 02:58:55 PM

arcas: At what point, I wonder, did she realize that perhaps she'd have been better off dating a boring accountant than an intense superstar athlete...


...said the boring accountant.
 
2013-02-18 03:28:10 PM

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.


Did he get red on himself?
 
2013-02-18 03:29:51 PM
Never mind.
 
2013-02-18 03:34:05 PM

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.


He was trying to revive her. Gentle shaking didn't work, so he had to use the bat.
 
2013-02-18 03:49:46 PM
My guess is that he'll go down hard for this. He's already used up all his karma making his self the poster child for turning the playing field completely on edge in the misguided attempt to "level" it.
 
2013-02-18 04:12:31 PM

WalMartian: I think he beat her with the cricket bat, she tried to hide in the bathroom, he couldn't get in and shot at her through the door.


They found a shell casing in the bedroom and three in the bathroom. They think he shot at her, hit her in the hip, she ran to the bathroom, and then he proceeded to shoot her three times. Just awful.
 
2013-02-18 04:36:16 PM
Dude hasnt been the same since he lost his big paralympic race
 
2013-02-18 04:53:16 PM
If I could 'shop, I'd 'shop this with his "blades":

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2013-02-18 05:09:03 PM
I guess all the people stating he was a douche a year ago might not have been wrong.

//Different reasons, but even though you change the flavor, it's still a douche.
 
2013-02-18 07:17:17 PM
NOBODY INTERRUPT ME when i'm smoking meth and masturbating

he DIES!!!
 
2013-02-18 08:17:25 PM

Popcorn Johnny: SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times?  Sounds legit to me.

Maybe she was beating herself to death with the bat and he was just trying to shoot the bat out of her hand.


i feel sorta bad for guffawing at this like i did.
 
2013-02-19 03:57:59 PM
Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.
 
2013-02-19 05:32:13 PM

TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.


He doesn't have the ball to do that.
 
2013-02-20 10:34:04 AM

TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.


That we know of. But it took people 10+ years to prove he was doping when it was pretty obvious the whole time, too.
 
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