digistil: You're correct that they did not say the order of occurrence, and you're probably right in your estimation. Dude's still farked.
you have pee hands: I always wonder what's going through someone's head at the time. You have to know you're not going to get away with it. Even if you're REAL MAD what's the point? There's other vapid models out there.
Princess Ryans Knickers: If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.
digistil: Princess Ryans Knickers: If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.Needed a cricket bat as well. The only way to stop the use of a given weapon is another one of those weapons wielded by someone of opposing sides, according to Wayne LáPierre.
SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times? Sounds legit to me.
arcas: At what point, I wonder, did she realize that perhaps she'd have been better off dating a boring accountant than an intense superstar athlete...
digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.
WalMartian: I think he beat her with the cricket bat, she tried to hide in the bathroom, he couldn't get in and shot at her through the door.
Popcorn Johnny: SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times? Sounds legit to me.Maybe she was beating herself to death with the bat and he was just trying to shoot the bat out of her hand.
TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.
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