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		Nike suddenly less excited for ad campaign describing Oscar Pistorius as "The bullet in the chamber" (edition.cnn.com)		75
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Popcorn Johnny		2013-02-18 11:47:19 AM

digistil: You're correct that they did not say the order of occurrence, and you're probably right in your estimation. Dude's still farked.

Then again, the dude could have went so far off the deep end that he did beat her brains in after shooting her. I would think though if he was that enraged, he would have emptied the gun first.

Princess Ryans Knickers		2013-02-18 11:56:04 AM

If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across		2013-02-18 12:26:19 PM

you have pee hands: I always wonder what's going through someone's head at the time. You have to know you're not going to get away with it. Even if you're REAL MAD what's the point? There's other vapid models out there.

Everything I've heard about the guy makes him seem like an incredible narcissist; so I imagine that he thought she deserved everything he was doing to her for making him so angry.

digistil		2013-02-18 12:46:06 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.

Needed a cricket bat as well. The only way to stop the use of a given weapon is another one of those weapons wielded by someone of opposing sides, according to Wayne LáPierre.

SlothB77		2013-02-18 01:13:29 PM

So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times? Sounds legit to me.

RickN99		2013-02-18 01:48:34 PM

digistil: Princess Ryans Knickers: If only he'd have a gun to stop those bad, bad criminals from shooting his girlfriend... oh wait.

Needed a cricket bat as well. The only way to stop the use of a given weapon is another one of those weapons wielded by someone of opposing sides, according to Wayne LáPierre.

Knickers: I'll take "Actual quotes for $1000, Alex."

Trebek: On Dec 21, 2012, Wayne LaPierre said "The only thing that stops a bad guy with one of these is a good guy with one of these."

Knickers: What is "a given weapon", Alex.

Trebek: Oh, incorrect. The proper answer is "a gun". Any other answer is just some made-up bullshiat.

flynn80		2013-02-18 01:50:37 PM

Seems dead on to me subby.

macadamnut		2013-02-18 02:02:07 PM

He's got 98 problems and athlete's foot ain't one.

WalMartian		2013-02-18 02:09:15 PM

I think he beat her with the cricket bat, she tried to hide in the bathroom, he couldn't get in and shot at her through the door.

arcas		2013-02-18 02:27:13 PM

At what point, I wonder, did she realize that perhaps she'd have been better off dating a boring accountant than an intense superstar athlete...

Popcorn Johnny		2013-02-18 02:45:13 PM

SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times? Sounds legit to me.

Maybe she was beating herself to death with the bat and he was just trying to shoot the bat out of her hand.

Pontious Pilates		2013-02-18 02:58:55 PM

arcas: At what point, I wonder, did she realize that perhaps she'd have been better off dating a boring accountant than an intense superstar athlete...

...said the boring accountant.

sephjnr		2013-02-18 03:28:10 PM

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.

Did he get red on himself?

sephjnr		2013-02-18 03:29:51 PM

Never mind.

Skyrmion		2013-02-18 03:34:05 PM

digistil: It leaked over the weekend that he beat his gf's skull in with a cricket bat after he shot her four times. That dude is farked.

He was trying to revive her. Gentle shaking didn't work, so he had to use the bat.

HAMMERTOE		2013-02-18 03:49:46 PM

My guess is that he'll go down hard for this. He's already used up all his karma making his self the poster child for turning the playing field completely on edge in the misguided attempt to "level" it.

coco ebert		2013-02-18 04:12:31 PM

WalMartian: I think he beat her with the cricket bat, she tried to hide in the bathroom, he couldn't get in and shot at her through the door.

They found a shell casing in the bedroom and three in the bathroom. They think he shot at her, hit her in the hip, she ran to the bathroom, and then he proceeded to shoot her three times. Just awful.

mikaloyd		2013-02-18 04:36:16 PM

Dude hasnt been the same since he lost his big paralympic race

ggecko		2013-02-18 04:53:16 PM

If I could 'shop, I'd 'shop this with his "blades":

1.bp.blogspot.com

mjbok		2013-02-18 05:09:03 PM

I guess all the people stating he was a douche a year ago might not have been wrong.

//Different reasons, but even though you change the flavor, it's still a douche.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-18 07:17:17 PM

NOBODY INTERRUPT ME when i'm smoking meth and masturbating

he DIES!!!

Lurk sober post drunk		2013-02-18 08:17:25 PM

Popcorn Johnny: SlothB77: So he accidentally shot her in the head four times and then accidentally beat her in the head with a cricket bat several times? Sounds legit to me.

Maybe she was beating herself to death with the bat and he was just trying to shoot the bat out of her hand.

i feel sorta bad for guffawing at this like i did.

TypoFlyspray		2013-02-19 03:57:59 PM

Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.

Snarfangel		2013-02-19 05:32:13 PM

TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.

He doesn't have the ball to do that.

IAmRight		2013-02-20 10:34:04 AM

TypoFlyspray: Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but at least he didn't shoot anyone.

That we know of. But it took people 10+ years to prove he was doping when it was pretty obvious the whole time, too.

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