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(iAfrica)   Wait a minute, what the hell is the point of being a mayor if you can't blow off steam by sending subordinates pictures of your fully erect junk with whipped cream and a strawberry on it?   (news.iafrica.com) divider line 59
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2013-02-18 08:48:09 AM
Oh, it's in Africa so who cares.
 
2013-02-18 08:54:53 AM
www.iol.co.za

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2013-02-18 08:55:13 AM
A Western Cape mayor is being investigated by police for allegedly sending pornographic pictures to of  his deputy, theSunday Timesreported.
 
2013-02-18 09:05:01 AM
The whipped cream and strawberry is a nice touch. I can't understand why it didn't work...she must just be a frigid prude.
 
2013-02-18 09:15:58 AM
These people volunteer to give their lives to serve the people, and now we want to take away one of the perks?
 
2013-02-18 09:32:11 AM
It was the strawberry wasn't it? The strawberry was too far...
 
2013-02-18 09:41:01 AM
So, a "confection erection" as it were.
 
2013-02-18 09:41:23 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It was the strawberry wasn't it? The strawberry was too far...



Should have been a cherry.  A cherry on top would have been ok.
 
2013-02-18 09:41:47 AM
The aristocrat
 
2013-02-18 09:43:44 AM

Diogenes: So, a "confection erection" as it were.


Now that I think of it, would you really want to be putting things on your junk that would encourage the lady to bite?
 
2013-02-18 09:44:20 AM
www.iol.co.za

What'chu talkin' 'bout, willies?
 
2013-02-18 09:44:32 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com


Did she ever.....you know.....go "back"?
 
2013-02-18 09:46:07 AM
www.unathleticmag.com

Awww, hell no
 
2013-02-18 09:47:50 AM
Strawberry trifecta in play.
 
2013-02-18 09:47:51 AM
www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za

www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za
 
2013-02-18 09:47:51 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It was the strawberry wasn't it? The strawberry was too far...


Naw, it was the whipped cream. By not checking first if the recipient was lactose-intolerant, he created a possible unsafe working environment.
 
2013-02-18 09:49:00 AM
You wonder why the common person sees positions of political power and says "No thanks!"?  You cant even cover your junk in whipped topping and fruit without someone getting their jimmies rustled.

They should see the horrors IHOP commits on pancakes and french toast.
 
2013-02-18 09:54:54 AM
It's good to be the king.  If you are not the king then it is less good.
 
2013-02-18 09:55:29 AM

kid_icarus: Diogenes: So, a "confection erection" as it were.

Now that I think of it, would you really want to be putting things on your junk that would encourage the lady to bite?


Well, it was whipped cream.  Not peanut brittle ;-)

But yeah, I never got the food thing.
 
2013-02-18 09:56:54 AM
Subby asks a very good question.
 
2013-02-18 09:58:16 AM
Are there women that actually like getting junk pics? Unless I was already getting banged by a guy, seeing his junk wouldn't be a turn on. Yet, men are often quite willing to take pictures of their penises and send them out.

Am I in the minority?
 
2013-02-18 09:59:25 AM

abhorrent1: [www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za image 299x448]

[www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za image 299x448]


The lady looks like she's covered in whipped cream and a red fruit herself.
 
2013-02-18 09:59:33 AM

Diogenes: kid_icarus: Diogenes: So, a "confection erection" as it were.

Now that I think of it, would you really want to be putting things on your junk that would encourage the lady to bite?

Well, it was whipped cream.  Not peanut brittle ;-)

But yeah, I never got the food thing.


Whipped cream  maybe...or basically anything that doesn't require biting (such as a strawberry).
 
2013-02-18 09:59:57 AM

abhorrent1: [www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za image 299x448]

[www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za image 299x448]


Her shirt looks like whipped cream. Are you sure she didn't start this?
 
2013-02-18 10:01:04 AM

Bedstead Polisher: The lady looks like she's covered in whipped cream and a red fruit herself.


Dang it... Why do I bother with proofreading?
 
2013-02-18 10:02:51 AM
I once sent a picture of my penis to a Christian women's organization.

I'm sure sure what made me do it; I was pretty drunk.
 
2013-02-18 10:07:43 AM

kid_icarus: The whipped cream and strawberry is a nice touch. I can't understand why it didn't work...she must just be a frigid prude.


No, the girl was on a diet! And besides, you are not supposed to eat dessert with your meat! You wait until AFTER you eat your meat!
 
2013-02-18 10:09:03 AM

Bedstead Polisher: Are there women that actually like getting junk pics? Unless I was already getting banged by a guy, seeing his junk wouldn't be a turn on. Yet, men are often quite willing to take pictures of their penises and send them out.

Am I in the minority?


Nah, I like the real thing in 3-D.
 
2013-02-18 10:09:16 AM

Kristoph57: You wonder why the common person sees positions of political power and says "No thanks!"?  You cant even cover your junk in whipped topping and fruit without someone getting their jimmies rustled.


There weren't any jimmies, just whipped cream and a strawberry.
 
2013-02-18 10:15:47 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Bedstead Polisher: Are there women that actually like getting junk pics? Unless I was already getting banged by a guy, seeing his junk wouldn't be a turn on. Yet, men are often quite willing to take pictures of their penises and send them out.

Am I in the minority?

Nah, I like the real thing in 3-D.


Good. You know, it's the same reason why I don't watch cooking shows. If I can't eat it, what's the point?
 
2013-02-18 10:16:45 AM
Wait, it just occurred to me the symbolism the guy was going for...

i76.photobucket.com

Very clever. Except that you forgot the nu- oh, right.
 
2013-02-18 10:19:15 AM
"The mayor does not recall sending inappropriate messages to any of the citizens in the municipal area in his official capacity,"

So I guess it's only OK to email pix of Li'l Elvis when I'm off the clock; good to know.
 
2013-02-18 10:23:04 AM
I've been using cream cheese and an olive, no wonder I'm getting any bites.
 
2013-02-18 10:24:11 AM
Ugh SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES.

Some people are so inconsiderate.
 
2013-02-18 10:24:46 AM
Mayor Jonas White

White people problems....
 
2013-02-18 10:25:29 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

What you talking bout penis?
 
2013-02-18 10:25:36 AM

unfarkingbelievable: kid_icarus: The whipped cream and strawberry is a nice touch. I can't understand why it didn't work...she must just be a frigid prude.

No, the girl was on a diet! And besides, you are not supposed to eat dessert with your meat! You wait until AFTER you eat your meat!


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

/How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
 
2013-02-18 10:26:04 AM
I don't understand why this kind of thing never happens to people like me who might actually appreciate pictures of your fully erect penis with whipped cream and a strawberry on it.
 
2013-02-18 10:31:00 AM
I'm starting to get the impression that women really don't appreciate pictures of men's penises like we appreciate pictures of women's vaginas.

And yet it's the men that get in trouble for stuff like this.
 
2013-02-18 10:32:11 AM
Pic sent as requested. You're welcome.
 
2013-02-18 10:44:57 AM
What is black and white and red all over?
 
2013-02-18 11:03:23 AM

karnal: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It was the strawberry wasn't it? The strawberry was too far...


Should have been a cherry.  A cherry on top would have been ok.


He was hoping to smear her cherry on it.
 
2013-02-18 11:09:17 AM
Can I question the owner of the alleged phallis?

If you are going to send these pics out to co-workers, can they really be identified as unique body parts, and does it matter who's it is?
 
2013-02-18 11:17:18 AM
Africa has a strawberry?
 
2013-02-18 11:20:04 AM

Enemabag Jones: Can I question the owner of the alleged phallis?

If you are going to send these pics out to co-workers, can they really be identified as unique body parts, and does it matter who's it is?


No two penii are exactly the same, unless you have a genetically identical clone
 
2013-02-18 11:27:31 AM
I agree: what is the point?
 
2013-02-18 11:34:13 AM

abhorrent1: [www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za image 299x448]

[www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za image 299x448]


www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za
www.cederbergmunicipality.co.za

Lol, he probably hated her guts and did it as a joke. She reminds me ofms balbricker from  porky's.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-18 11:49:56 AM
i1254.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 12:03:24 PM
Actually I can see her being really flirty and getting him to send her the pic and then BOOM ... congratulations on the new upgrade ms. mayor.
 
2013-02-18 12:10:14 PM
whipped cream and a strawberry on it? Nice Touch.

images.politico.com
 
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