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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)   If there's one thing the fine people of West Covina will not abide, it's when a 19-year old woman insists on practicing yoga. At a public park. While completely nude   (sgvtribune.com) divider line 223
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2013-02-18 08:45:39 AM  
And I get a bunch of old people doing Tai Chi in overcoats every morning.

farkin' some parks get all the luck.
 
2013-02-18 08:49:49 AM  
Who the fark complained about this?

I want names, dammit!
 
2013-02-18 08:57:09 AM  
If they won't abide, I'd may abide her doing yoga in my bedroom...after I see a pic.
 
2013-02-18 09:27:44 AM  
Women in yoga pants thread!
 
2013-02-18 09:38:35 AM  
She's 19 and she practices yoga.  So many times the people caught nude in public are the very kind of people no-one wants to see nude.  For once I suspect this is the kind of person people would want to see nude.

/Shame there's no mugshot
 
2013-02-18 09:41:22 AM  
A child watching porn on their iphone could have looked up and seen that.
 
2013-02-18 09:44:00 AM  

quatchi: Who the fark complained about this?

I want names, dammit!


The 35-year-old women who don't look like that anymore?
 
2013-02-18 09:45:47 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-18 09:53:35 AM  

Elegy: Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!

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I would yoga her position.
 
2013-02-18 10:07:49 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2013-02-18 10:08:12 AM  

Elegy: Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!


great scott.
 
2013-02-18 10:08:15 AM  
For Fark's sake.

How are we supposed to know if we should be supportive or outraged unless someone posts a pic of the 19 year old in question???
 
2013-02-18 10:09:39 AM  

WhippingBoy: For Fark's sake.

How are we supposed to know if we should be supportive or outraged unless someone posts a pic of the 19 year old in question???


News story with more info (but sadly, no pic): http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&id=8 9 97034
 
2013-02-18 10:10:47 AM  
Police arrested a 19-year-old woman Sunday on suspicion of indecent exposure....
"When officers arrived, she was fully nude,"


So they were suspicious that the naked woman might be naked?
 
2013-02-18 10:11:28 AM  
Finally found a pic of her:

www.theironsamurai.com
 
2013-02-18 10:11:42 AM  
Namaste, dumbass.
 
2013-02-18 10:11:52 AM  
but if I did it i'd be a sex offender
 
2013-02-18 10:12:50 AM  
my2wheels.com
 
2013-02-18 10:13:09 AM  

Elegy: Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!

[i.imgur.com image 300x450]

[i.imgur.com image 300x199]

[i.imgur.com image 300x449]


Looks like she is going to have a lot of back problems, but I may need more photos to give a stronger opinion.
 
2013-02-18 10:13:10 AM  

Elegy: Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!

[i.imgur.com image 300x450]

[i.imgur.com image 300x199]

[i.imgur.com image 300x449]


That's a good telephoto lens you've got. What brand is it?
 
2013-02-18 10:13:53 AM  
I don't want to live in a country were nude girls are frowned on
 
2013-02-18 10:14:08 AM  
This is a bookmark for later.

/come on Fark, do your job
 
2013-02-18 10:15:25 AM  

The sound of one hand clapping: She's 19 and she practices yoga.  So many times the people caught nude in public are the very kind of people no-one wants to see nude.  For once I suspect this is the kind of person people would want to see nude.

/Shame there's no mugshot


This. Every time there's a "nude in public" story it's some disgusting old fat crackhead. The one time it's a 19 year old doing yoga...no pics =/
I am disappoint.

But speaking of yoga, if you're of the mind, I highly recommend taking a yoga class. I took one right when I got home from deployment last time at a local community college. Not only is it actually pretty cool and feels great, it was awesome being the only guy in a room of 20 college girls in yoga pants and tiny shorts...And no, I'm not ashamed to say I played the "home from war" card for all it was worth. Probably can't do it again after this deployment since I'll be close to 30 by the time I get back, and that's just creepy lol. But still, I would recommend anyone thinking about it to give it a try.
 
2013-02-18 10:16:00 AM  
Pity it wasn't Sara Underwood doing it

Google it online to see it, I'm not posting any links at this time since I'm at work
 
2013-02-18 10:16:09 AM  
Witnesses who called 911 said the suspect, later identified as Eleanor Ferrer, began stripping down in public around 10:40 a.m.

Surely some farker without social media restrictions on their work PC is already working on this lead.
 
2013-02-18 10:16:21 AM  
Her future career goal is Zumba instructor. In Maine
 
2013-02-18 10:16:39 AM  
bestdemotivationalposters.com
 
2013-02-18 10:17:39 AM  

RminusQ: quatchi: Who the fark complained about this?

I want names, dammit!


The 35-year-old women who don't look like that anymore?


Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winnar!
 
2013-02-18 10:18:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: Finally found a pic of her:

[www.theironsamurai.com image 282x254]


I can fap to that, just give me a minute.

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-02-18 10:18:26 AM  
mononoaware.concretebadger.net
 
2013-02-18 10:18:35 AM  

taurusowner: Probably can't do it again after this deployment since I'll be close to 30 by the time I get back, and that's just creepy lol.


Wait, it's creepy to bang college girls? Whyyyyy? 30/2+7=22. (33/2+7=24 which I apparently creepily violate from time to time...)
 
2013-02-18 10:18:37 AM  
I read the grass died where she was practicing.
 
2013-02-18 10:19:01 AM  

MichiganFTL: Elegy: Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!

[i.imgur.com image 300x450]

[i.imgur.com image 300x199]

[i.imgur.com image 300x449]

Looks like she is going to have a lot of back problems, but I may need more photos to give a stronger opinion.


Being an amateur chropi...chirrap...back cracker, I've got to do a hands-on examination before I can recommend a course of therapy.

And, by course of therapy, I mean put my driver in her clown car.
 
2013-02-18 10:19:40 AM  

The sound of one hand clapping: She's 19 and she practices yoga.  So many times the people caught nude in public are the very kind of people no-one wants to see nude.  For once I suspect this is the kind of person people would want to see nude.

/Shame there's no mugshot



I dunno... I have seen lots of fugly 19 year olds. Keep the eye bleach on standby.
 
2013-02-18 10:20:59 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Women in yoga pants thread!


You know, I love yoga pants and used to think they were the greatest thing ever. My wife likes to wear them and she has a fantastic ass. Then she started wearing tights as pants around the house. It's like her ass is grinding on my soul.
 
2013-02-18 10:21:11 AM  
cdn2-b.examiner.com
Witnesses who called 911 said the suspect, later identified as Eleanor Ferrer, began stripping down in public around 10:40 a.m.

Dammit and I was in that park at 10:39 am.
 
2013-02-18 10:21:33 AM  
95% of the ladies I've seen in yoga have been hittable.  The other 5% where way beyond the age range.
 
2013-02-18 10:22:21 AM  
Having been to West Covina and Asusa, I wouldn't want to see any of their natives practicing nude anyway. Even the clothed ones require eyebleach.

/Sounds like this instructor's class size is about to bloom, and that won't be the only thing blooming...
 
2013-02-18 10:23:58 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Yoga bare? Bear, whatever...there's a corny joke in there, somewhere. Can't seem to find it.

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"Hey, Boo-boo! I smell a tuna pic-a-nic basket"
 
2013-02-18 10:24:15 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 80x75]
Witnesses who called 911 said the suspect, later identified as Eleanor Ferrer, began stripping down in public around 10:40 a.m.

Dammit and I was in that park at 10:39 am.


IF that is indeed her, you missed out.
 
2013-02-18 10:24:53 AM  

proteus_b: taurusowner: Probably can't do it again after this deployment since I'll be close to 30 by the time I get back, and that's just creepy lol.

Wait, it's creepy to bang college girls? Whyyyyy? 30/2+7=22. (33/2+7=24 which I apparently creepily violate from time to time...)


Well  I don't have a problem with it, but if they do and I end up being "that guy", I either drop the class or suffer in shame. But you're right, maybe I'll try it again.
 
2013-02-18 10:25:45 AM  
 
2013-02-18 10:27:25 AM  

taurusowner: The sound of one hand clapping: She's 19 and she practices yoga.  So many times the people caught nude in public are the very kind of people no-one wants to see nude.  For once I suspect this is the kind of person people would want to see nude.

/Shame there's no mugshot

This. Every time there's a "nude in public" story it's some disgusting old fat crackhead. The one time it's a 19 year old doing yoga...no pics =/
I am disappoint.

But speaking of yoga, if you're of the mind, I highly recommend taking a yoga class. I took one right when I got home from deployment last time at a local community college. Not only is it actually pretty cool and feels great, it was awesome being the only guy in a room of 20 college girls in yoga pants and tiny shorts...And no, I'm not ashamed to say I played the "home from war" card for all it was worth. Probably can't do it again after this deployment since I'll be close to 30 by the time I get back, and that's just creepy lol. But still, I would recommend anyone thinking about it to give it a try.


I took one in college as a PE credit. Exactly how you described, I was one of 3 guys. The most difficult part of the class was keeping my boner from being noticed. My idiot friends took fly fishing.
 
2013-02-18 10:27:39 AM  

eyeq360: Naked yoga with video. Definitely NSFW.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-02-18 10:28:35 AM  
This would be Jordan Carver btw.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 10:28:52 AM  
See, this is a good reason to have unmanned drones.
 
2013-02-18 10:29:40 AM  
At what point during yoga practice do you throw flames from your mouth?.
 
2013-02-18 10:30:02 AM  
West Covina must not be in California, or I've been lied to about the 'left coast'.
 
2013-02-18 10:30:15 AM  

Darkviking: This would be Jordan Carver btw.


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I heartily endorse this event or product.
 
2013-02-18 10:31:06 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 80x75]
Witnesses who called 911 said the suspect, later identified as Eleanor Ferrer, began stripping down in public around 10:40 a.m.

Dammit and I was in that park at 10:39 am.


Eleanor Ferrer strips off her clothes in the park where the doggies all go,
Oh, what a Ho
 
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