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(The New York Times)   Obama seeks 10-year project to map the human brain. Degree of difficulty: finding a working human brain within a hundred miles of DC   (nytimes.com) divider line 7
    More: Obvious, President Obama, Human Genome Project, private foundations, SOTU, White House Office of Science, State of the Union  
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2013-02-18 09:16:54 AM
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Oh, come on. Map the human brain? Why not start small, get some practice? Start with Pelosi's.
2013-02-18 10:27:11 AM
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from  New York , says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from  Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from  Dallas , says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from  Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like Construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from  Washington ,  DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.  Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
2013-02-18 11:16:10 AM
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2013-02-18 10:51:13 AM
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2013-02-18 09:34:13 AM
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Unless he means something different, i'm pretty sure the brain is already "mapped."
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GHW Bush also named the 90s the "decade of the brain."
2013-02-18 09:29:40 AM
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Diogenes: Q:  Why are conservative brains worth more than liberal brains?


A:  Liberal brains are used.


Obama is my shepherd  I shall not want, or think, or act, or make any sort of independent business transaction without one of his sainted bureaucrats blessing off on it.
2013-02-18 09:21:47 AM
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Q:  Why are conservative brains worth more than liberal brains?


A:  Liberal brains are used.
 
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