Diogenes: Q: Why are conservative brains worth more than liberal brains?A: Liberal brains are used.
dfenstrate: How else could they vacuum the nations wealth towards their 'Capital City' and keep useful idiots around the country defending the endless expansion of government as advancing 'the greater good'?
dfenstrate: Diogenes: Q: Why are conservative brains worth more than liberal brains?A: Liberal brains are used.Obama is my shepherd I shall not want, or think, or act, or make any sort of independent business transaction without one of his sainted bureaucrats blessing off on it.
hasty ambush: Well I am glad to see that the budget/debt, economy/jobs, Iran, North Korea, Syria, China, Keystone things have all been sorted out.
onyxruby: This has got to be one of the dumbest things Obama has ever come up with. Six comments in and were already talking about how certain brains are better or worse than others.It's a political mine field that people won't dare touch. Can you imagine the firestorm of controversy if brain of group 'x' was discovered better or worse than group 'y'?
Sybarite: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
HotWingConspiracy: hasty ambush: Well I am glad to see that the budget/debt, economy/jobs, Iran, North Korea, Syria, China, Keystone things have all been sorted out.We should just stop doing anything until all of our problems are solved.
The Irresponsible Captain: Raw science? Without a goal? Yes, please.Somehow it's always the best return on investment. (See: Apollo Program)
Pants full of macaroni!!: Hey guys! Is this the thread where we scream at each other over who's dumber, Liberals or Conservatives, and nothing gets generated except a whole bunch of hot air and ill will?
Pick: Oh, come on. Map the human brain? Why not start small, get some practice? Start with Pelosi's.
sagiphile: Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like Construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
HotWingConspiracy: That's cool and all, but I think he's behind the curve here.http://www.humanconnectomeproject.org/http://www.humanconnectome.org/http://www.ted.com/talks/sebastian_seung.htmlhttp://cbs.fas.harvard.edu/science/connectome-projecthttps://eyewire.org/I guess shoring up a decade's worth of funding is worthwhile. My employer will certainly benefit.
Nuclear Monk: The zone labelled "Here be Dragons" is uncomfortably large.
Ontos: Diogenes: Q: Why are conservative brains worth more than liberal brains?A: Liberal brains are used.Totally, dude....
Spaced Cowboy: Ontos: Diogenes: Q: Why are conservative brains worth more than liberal brains?A: Liberal brains are used.Totally, dude....Uhh, that was a joke. Holy shiat, you people are farking idiots. Now I remember why I stay the hell out of threads that are even remotely political. Stupid this powerful has got to be contagious.
Dufus: Obama seeks 10-year project to map the human brain. Degree of difficulty: finding a working human brain within a hundred miles of DCHeadline alternative : Obama seeks 10 year attempt to develop mind control! Planes to take over DC!It all depends on how tight your tinfoil hat is
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