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(NJ.com)   The nice young men in their clean white coats took her away to the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, and a working outside phone line. Oops   (nj.com) divider line 30
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2013-02-18 06:56:34 AM
A prank fire call?

I woulda ordered a pizza.

/It's nice here with a view of the trees...
 
2013-02-18 07:04:13 AM
Ho ho Ha ha Hee hee
 
2013-02-18 08:48:14 AM
Dominique?
 
2013-02-18 08:49:28 AM
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed andlaughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
 
2013-02-18 08:50:03 AM
She was lucky they didn't take her to the ASPCA, the mangy mutt.
 
2013-02-18 08:50:04 AM
I'm happy I live in a split level head.
 
2013-02-18 08:50:48 AM
OH, and Napoleon trifecta in play.
 
2013-02-18 08:51:16 AM
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed andlaughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad...
 
2013-02-18 08:51:35 AM
We have an amusing tag for a reason, Subby.
 
2013-02-18 08:54:15 AM
For the young'uns who don't know what the rest of us are giggling at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmbbFD_XhQ
 
2013-02-18 08:54:17 AM
I gotta get out of here...

I gotta get out of here...

I gotta get out of here...

I gotta get out of here...

I GOTTA GET

OUT

OF

HERE

I gotta get out of hereI gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here
 
2013-02-18 08:54:25 AM
When my wife's grandmother started going downhill she called her sister at 3 in the morning asking why it was so dark outside.
 
2013-02-18 08:54:30 AM
 
2013-02-18 08:55:56 AM
For those that bought the 45:
AAAH-AH ،YAWA ƎM ƎʞAT OT ʚИIMOƆ ƎЯ'YƎHT

/But really - making a phony emergency call? Why they oughta lock that person up!
 
2013-02-18 09:17:28 AM

Guuberre: For the young'uns who don't know what the rest of us are giggling at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmbbFD_XhQ


While I love the original, I really like the Neuroticfish cover too.
 
2013-02-18 09:19:13 AM
Meh... Our guys call the cops on us and tell them that we molested them while we were helping the aliens that crashed into the main courtyard install anal probes into them with the help of the President, Satan, and their crazy uncle Joe...

And yes the Hospital PD still has to investigate the claim...

/they also have two working phones in their common room as they are allowed to make and receive calls.
 
2013-02-18 09:20:40 AM
Well, if they do charge her she has a leg up on an insanity defense...

/not that those work very often
 
2013-02-18 09:21:38 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: We have an amusing tag for a reason, Subby.


I know! Don't you just hate it when people use the wrong tag? Doesn't it

just

drive

you

crazy?

i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 09:22:25 AM

scruffy1: Meh... Our guys call the cops on us and tell them that we molested them while we were helping the aliens that crashed into the main courtyard install anal probes into them with the help of the President, Satan, and their crazy uncle Joe...

And yes the Hospital PD still has to investigate the claim...

/they also have two working phones in their common room as they are allowed to make and receive calls.


Well stop conspiring with the aliens and molesting them, then, you sicko.
 
2013-02-18 09:23:08 AM

scruffy1: Meh... Our guys call the cops on us and tell them that we molested them while we were helping the aliens that crashed into the main courtyard install anal probes into them with the help of the President, Satan, and their crazy uncle Joe...

And yes the Hospital PD still has to investigate the claim...

/they also have two working phones in their common room as they are allowed to make and receive calls.


I seem to remember the phones being very closely watched where I went. Then again, they were right across the nurse's station.
 
2013-02-18 09:31:02 AM

GranoblasticMan: scruffy1: Meh... Our guys call the cops on us and tell them that we molested them while we were helping the aliens that crashed into the main courtyard install anal probes into them with the help of the President, Satan, and their crazy uncle Joe...

And yes the Hospital PD still has to investigate the claim...

/they also have two working phones in their common room as they are allowed to make and receive calls.

I seem to remember the phones being very closely watched where I went. Then again, they were right across the nurse's station.


They are in an area that is line of sight, plus I'm sure that the Hospital PD monitors all calls.
 
2013-02-18 09:55:01 AM

johnnygew: For those that bought the 45:
AAAH-AH ،YAWA ƎM ƎʞAT OT ʚИIMOƆ ƎЯ'YƎHT

/But really - making a phony emergency call? Why they oughta lock that person up!


Still have that. Unfortunately, I have no device that will play it anymore.
 
2013-02-18 09:56:51 AM
I know my rights! I'm entitled to a phony call!
 
2013-02-18 10:08:39 AM
It took them a half hour to figure out there was no fire?
 
2013-02-18 10:18:07 AM
I like that the reporter's picture looks like he is drinking at frat party.
I trust journalism from someone that a picture like that for his by-line.
 
2013-02-18 10:31:36 AM

GranoblasticMan: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: We have an amusing tag for a reason, Subby.

I know! Don't you just hate it when people use the wrong tag? Doesn't it

just

drive

you

crazy?

[i16.photobucket.com image 320x274]


Also not crazy
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-18 11:37:02 AM

Dare to keep slugs off kids: I know my rights! I'm entitled to a phony call!


[Moe :] Moe's Taverne - Where the elite meet to drink.
[Bart:] Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch.
[Moe :] Hold on; I'll check.
[Moe :] My crotch! My crotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
[others laughing]
[Moe :] Listen to me, you little puke.
[Moe :] One of these days, I'm gonna catch you
[Moe :] And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick!
[Bart laughing]

/Don't go makin' phoney calls
//Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
 
2013-02-18 11:48:04 AM
Did she think she was John McClaine?
 
2013-02-18 01:48:44 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-18 02:27:59 PM
That article is in dire need of an editor.
 
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