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(Yahoo)   Fewer bees gives this year's world almond supply only a C   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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1350 clicks; posted to Business » on 18 Feb 2013 at 8:25 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-18 08:27:58 AM  
When they're all gone, we'll eat each other.
 
2013-02-18 09:28:58 AM  
What are a few almonds compared to the profitability of sales of insecticide?
 
2013-02-18 10:04:46 AM  
BEES?
 
2013-02-18 10:23:14 AM  
But Monsanto and the like are keeping record profits, so it's worth it, citizen.
 
2013-02-18 11:04:30 AM  
BEADS!?
 
2013-02-18 12:45:44 PM  
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2013-02-18 01:30:45 PM  
Reading the FA, the sad things is, the bees regular hunting grounds are replace with massive corn fields and then to try and keep them alive they are fed high fructose corn syrup. HFCS, is there anything it doesn't fark up.
 
2013-02-18 03:05:21 PM  
The bees are disappearing?  That is strange....

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2013-02-18 03:59:36 PM  

stuhayes2010: But Monsanto and the like are keeping record profits, so it's worth it, citizen.


Actualy it's Bayer that loves poisoning the bees with neonicitinoids, but you're on a roll.
 
2013-02-18 04:40:29 PM  
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2013-02-18 04:40:30 PM  
Good news everybody,  the raw materials for beer and wine don't need to be pollinated by bees.  When the bees are gone, and the ecosystem crashes, we can drink ourselves into a blissful oblivion.
 
2013-02-18 05:11:09 PM  

swaxhog: Reading the FA, the sad things is, the bees regular hunting grounds are replace with massive corn fields and then to try and keep them alive they are fed high fructose corn syrup. HFCS, is there anything it doesn't fark up.


Also the part where they take half the bees in the country and shove them into one little area for a few weeks every year.  What could possibly go wrong?  Imagine if half the population of people in the US were put in one county for 3 weeks every year.  That couldn't possibly spread disease.
 
2013-02-18 09:56:19 PM  
WE NEED MORE BEES!!!


MORE BEES!!!!!!


SOMEONE GET US MORE BEES!!!
 
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