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(Orlando Sentinel)   Classic Florida children's books, 'Cracker Kitchen' & 'Strawberry Girl': "I was anticipating Strawberry Shortcake, what I got was 'Tobacco Road' for kids. An oddly shocking delight"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 3
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2013-02-18 09:48:41 AM
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Tangenital: Cracker Kitchen? Is that anything like my Peckerwood Pantry?


Mine's got a Honky Hibachi.
2013-02-18 09:38:37 AM
1 votes:
See Jack.
Jack sells crack.
Sell crack, Jack.

See Jane.
Jane ran away from an abusive home.
Run, Jane, run.

Jack sees Jane.
Jack says "Jane, let's be friends."
"Here, friend Jane, crack up."

Jane likes crack
Jane smokes up her savings.
Jane needs cash fast.

Jack takes Jane to the Pornographer
Jane gets promised cash to do things on video.
Jane does bikers and girls.

Jane says "Where's my cash?"
Pornographer says "I paid Jack."
"Jack has your cash. Go see Jack."

Jane catches Jack on the street.
"Where's my cash, Jack?"
"Thanks to you, I have STDs"

Jack laughs.
Laugh, Jack, laugh.
You owed me for crack, Jane. "
That was my cash."

Jane stomps on Jack,
Stomp, Jane, stomp!
Stripper boots reduce jack's skull to mush.

That night, cops notice Jane's stripper boot have blood
They pull her off the stage.
DNA convicts Jane of Murder Pre-med.

Jane goes down for a hard twenty
Go, Jane. Go!
In the medium, Jane finds a new friend named Gertie.
2013-02-18 09:25:27 AM
1 votes:
Well, ya gotta buy those strawberry's somewhere, DUH!

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