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(AZ Family)   You're either a helpless romantic or an incurable alcoholic if you make a mosaic of your wife's face out of thousands of used wine corks   (azfamily.com) divider line 34
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2013-02-18 12:27:59 AM  
It's all fun and games until he starts trying to make a woman suit out of his victims
 
2013-02-18 12:37:30 AM  
Rebman titled the mosaic "2,862 ways that I love *corking* her."

/can't help it, it's Fark
//but it's very sweet
 
2013-02-18 12:41:50 AM  

vossiewulf: Rebman titled the mosaic "2,862 ways that I love *corking* her."

/can't help it, it's Fark


Hey, whatever it takes to keep the magic alive...
 
2013-02-18 12:47:34 AM  
Why can't it be both?
 
2013-02-18 12:52:22 AM  
Rebman titled the mosaic "2,862 ways that I love her."

Great, now no matter what we did for VDay this year the rest of us are assholes.

Thanks for setting the bar so high, Jerk!

/I keed.
//Sweet gesture is sweet.
 
2013-02-18 01:22:20 AM  

R.A.Danny: Why can't it be both?


yjoushtole  my kokes kuou ashoole [hic]
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 01:40:52 AM  
Or a Farker
 
2013-02-18 01:42:25 AM  

SpikeStrip: R.A.Danny: Why can't it be both?

yjoushtole  my kokes kuou ashoole [hic]


Yeah, my first thought:

"Not a XOR, right?"
 
2013-02-18 02:12:28 AM  
I made a mosaic of my ex-fiancee out out beer bottle caps, but she still hated me anyway.
 
2013-02-18 02:30:20 AM  

R.A.Danny: Why can't it be both?


i212.photobucket.com

/Have a friend who wants me to save my beer bottle caps for a mosaic his niece is doing.
//Yeah, I drink a lot of different types of beer.
 
2013-02-18 02:57:29 AM  

SnarfVader: /Have a friend who wants me to save my beer bottle caps for a mosaic his niece is doing.
//Yeah, I drink a lot of different types of beer.


My favorite brand of whiskey began packaging a free shotglass with each bottle recently. I have...a 'decent' collection of them so far. Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
 
2013-02-18 04:23:51 AM  
Married for years and have kids? Dude you can make an Eiffel Tower out of corks and it still won't get her to blow you
 
2013-02-18 05:17:49 AM  
Wine has corks?

www.ghettowine.com
 
2013-02-18 05:20:45 AM  
Or, how to appease your narcissistic wife.
 
2013-02-18 05:22:59 AM  
You call that a mosaic?

This is a mosaic

t2.gstatic.com
www.artaic.com
 
2013-02-18 05:28:13 AM  
I am Farking impressed!
 
2013-02-18 05:30:59 AM  
It's just a matter of getting the sommeliers in the area to save you a paper bag full of corks.
 
2013-02-18 06:17:53 AM  
Got bored 15 seconds into the boring video.
 
2013-02-18 06:21:54 AM  
Could be his wife is the alcoholic
 
2013-02-18 06:42:07 AM  
Rebman titled the mosaic "2,862 ways that I love her."

I'm such a jaded fark, all I could think when I read that was "yeah, just wait until they divorce"
 
2013-02-18 07:01:33 AM  
I used to work at the place that makes those spongey rubbery synthetic corks, so I'm getting a kick
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/hated that farking job!
 
2013-02-18 07:05:16 AM  
He's not the only one. Scott Gundersen does this all the time.
 
2013-02-18 07:09:57 AM  

Evenbiggerknickers: Rebman titled the mosaic "2,862 ways that I love her."

I'm such a jaded fark, all I could think when I read that was "yeah, just wait until they divorce"


1,431 ways I hate that biatch.
 
2013-02-18 07:26:52 AM  
Aren't Mosaics what appears in Yuri futanari's video collection?
 
2013-02-18 07:35:12 AM  

Nickster79: It's all fun and games until he starts trying to make a woman suit out of his victims


Don't be ridiculous; how is he going to make a suit out of wine bottles?
 
2013-02-18 08:06:47 AM  
Piker...he didn't actually drink all that wine.
 
2013-02-18 08:32:55 AM  
Whaddya call a man with Hep C, Aids, 2 strains of antibiotic-resistant syphilis and three types of treatment resistant clap?
And incurable romantic.
 
2013-02-18 08:36:09 AM  

Happy Hours: You call that a mosaic?

This is a mosaic


Nice. But what's up with her neck?
 
2013-02-18 08:57:36 AM  

SpikeStrip: R.A.Danny: Why can't it be both?

yjoushtole  my kokes kuou ashoole [hic]


He stole your kinkajou?
 
2013-02-18 10:27:42 AM  
I don't want a picture of myself pretty much ever.  If given one it sure isn't going in a prominent location.  Is she wearing a baseball cap in that picture?  Is she one of those women that think women in baseball caps are cute?

i141.photobucket.com

Ok, I'd cork her.  But not with a baseball cap on.
 
2013-02-18 10:28:22 AM  
Isn't it 'hopeless romantic'?
 
2013-02-18 10:58:32 AM  
This is just beautiful on quite a few levels.
 
2013-02-18 11:36:58 AM  

Evenbiggerknickers: Rebman titled the mosaic "2,862 ways that I love her."

I'm such a jaded fark, all I could think when I read that was "yeah, just wait until they divorce"


You're not jaded, just observant.
FTFA:
"I was really surprised, actually amazed," she said. "Our kids are huge daddy advocates; they say he can build or make anything. It's true! I had no idea he could do this."

I read this as "The kids like him, I do not." Dude is trying way too hard.
I only want one picture of myself in my home. My "epic Nick Nolte" mug shot.
 
2013-02-18 04:32:15 PM  

R.A.Danny: Why can't it be both?


Yes, indeed. Remember Brantgoose's rule about always adding "or both" to the end of either-or sentences to make sure you aren't creating a false dichotomy.

Any hoo, aren't most helpless romantics ALSO incurable alcoholics?

I'm pretty sure I could draw up a really, really long list of writers, poets, artists, journalists, etc., to support this hypothesis.

I'm more the Apollonian type myself.

As they say, to the man who thinks, life is a comedy, to the man who feels, a tragedy.
 
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