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(MSN)   Talking to first graders about the Sandy Hook tragedy is a pretty daunting task, especially when you're their teacher and you're pretending to shoot them   (now.msn.com) divider line 21
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2013-02-18 12:09:10 AM  
3 votes:
I'd love to hear him explain why he thought this was a good idea?
2013-02-18 02:00:46 AM  
2 votes:
Still less violent than slaughterball in PE
2013-02-18 01:58:44 AM  
2 votes:

fourthsword: So... He tried to teach children how to protect themselves by hiding from an active shooter?  He used a game to communicate with children....the need to hide, rather than be shot?!?  He tried to educate children, in the only way they would understand, how to protect themselves in the worst case scenario ?!?!  We should totally execute that guy!!!!


Even assuming you are not trolling, there is a time, place and manner for such lessons. This was neither the appropriate time, nor the proper place, nor the correct manner, for such a lesson; and a band teacher subbing for the regular PE teacher is hardly the ideal person to be conveying such a lesson.
2013-02-18 01:49:16 AM  
2 votes:
He wasn't educating the kids about anything. He was a substitute teacher, who decided to have the kids play "hide-n-seek" instead of doing what they were supposed to be doing. He was the one "seeking". As he found each kid, he did the index finger and thumb "Bang, you're dead".
2013-02-18 01:35:43 AM  
2 votes:
It doesn't speak highly of a town when even the charter schools are crazy.
2013-02-18 01:16:05 AM  
2 votes:
JesusJuice: What exactly did he do wrong?

left witnesses
2013-02-18 01:10:43 AM  
2 votes:
What exactly did he do wrong?
2013-02-18 02:11:16 AM  
1 votes:
Read the comments on there, all the nutjobs think what he did was perfectly fine!
2013-02-18 02:04:15 AM  
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Gyrfalcon: fourthsword: So... He tried to teach children how to protect themselves by hiding from an active shooter?  He used a game to communicate with children....the need to hide, rather than be shot?!?  He tried to educate children, in the only way they would understand, how to protect themselves in the worst case scenario ?!?!  We should totally execute that guy!!!!

Even assuming you are not trolling, there is a time, place and manner for such lessons. This was neither the appropriate time, nor the proper place, nor the correct manner, for such a lesson; and a band teacher subbing for the regular PE teacher is hardly the ideal person to be conveying such a lesson.

Yeah. Kids never play bang-bang games for fun on the playground or in their own backyards! The inhuMANity! Mah goodness, the vapahs ah makin' mah knees all afluttah!


you are describing recess. this is gym class.
2013-02-18 02:01:57 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: fourthsword: So... He tried to teach children how to protect themselves by hiding from an active shooter?  He used a game to communicate with children....the need to hide, rather than be shot?!?  He tried to educate children, in the only way they would understand, how to protect themselves in the worst case scenario ?!?!  We should totally execute that guy!!!!

Even assuming you are not trolling, there is a time, place and manner for such lessons. This was neither the appropriate time, nor the proper place, nor the correct manner, for such a lesson; and a band teacher subbing for the regular PE teacher is hardly the ideal person to be conveying such a lesson.


Yeah. Kids never play bang-bang games for fun on the playground or in their own backyards! The inhuMANity! Mah goodness, the vapahs ah makin' mah knees all afluttah!
2013-02-18 02:00:05 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Gosh. I hope those kids take advantage of the counseling being offered. I'd hate to think that one of these snowflakes was severely traumatized.


We should watch for tell-tale signs... like, say, the score on their point & shoot video games dropping off in the next week or two.
2013-02-18 01:55:18 AM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: wallywam1: davidphogan: I'd love to hear him explain why he thought this was a good idea?

I love to read an article that has a damn detail or two.

That would be nice.


i thought this at first, but what more detail do you need? ignore the sandy shiat. this is a guy that has no idea what he's doing (can't blame him i guess). he decided to have the kids play hide and seek. for physical education. oof.

the whole sandy hook theme makes the whole thing even more weird and unnecessary.
2013-02-18 01:48:28 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: mikaloyd: GreenSun: Overprotecting kids is not a good idea. They'll grow up to be weaklings who get scared easily. When the time comes that they are being bullied or threatened, all they'd do is open their mouths ready to suck whatever the bad villains can shove there.

You have odd views regarding children.

Generations before this were taught all about guns. Some of them brought rifles to class to go hunting afterwards, some schools even had gun clubs on campus. Result? The greatest generation fought world war 2, before that they colonized the west, before that they fought a civil war, before that they had the audacity to sail across an unknown ocean to a new land.

Now? We are so afraid of telling them things that they dont do shiat, they accomplish shiat.


Not that part. The part where you were sticking things in their mouths.
2013-02-18 01:47:47 AM  
1 votes:

wallywam1: davidphogan: I'd love to hear him explain why he thought this was a good idea?

I love to read an article that has a damn detail or two.


That would be nice.
2013-02-18 01:42:40 AM  
1 votes:
the guy is a band director subbing as a 1st grade PE teacher. what does this exercise have to do with PE? i can't even remember 1st grade gym class, but i'm pretty sure we never played hide and seek. and it hardly seems like the time or place to discuss shootings.
2013-02-18 01:34:28 AM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: I'd love to hear him explain why he thought this was a good idea?


I love to read an article that has a damn detail or two.
2013-02-18 01:28:29 AM  
1 votes:
So... He tried to teach children how to protect themselves by hiding from an active shooter?  He used a game to communicate with children....the need to hide, rather than be shot?!?  He tried to educate children, in the only way they would understand, how to protect themselves in the worst case scenario ?!?!  We should totally execute that guy!!!!
2013-02-18 01:27:11 AM  
1 votes:

GreenSun: Overprotecting kids is not a good idea. They'll grow up to be weaklings who get scared easily. When the time comes that they are being bullied or threatened, all they'd do is open their mouths ready to suck whatever the bad villains can shove there.


You have odd views regarding children.
2013-02-18 01:14:48 AM  
1 votes:
Those poor kids.

They went to the school library and all they got are a few magazines.
2013-02-18 01:14:14 AM  
1 votes:
It's hard to explain things to kids.

Why did the bad man hurt those people? Because he was crazy! Why was he crazy? Because he had a chemical imbalance. Why? Because he was born that way.

/ so, maybe this guy was trying to contextualize what happened at sandy hook in a way the kids could understand. Shoulda known better not to use pretend firearms
2013-02-18 12:13:14 AM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: I'd love to hear him explain why he thought this was a good idea?


He was probably just teaching them why they should join the NRA.
 
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