AverageAmericanGuy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Biological Ali: Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.You don't give a fark what happens to that dinner roll once it's out of the oven.
Vodka Zombie: Fark Kansas.
Realist29: While I am pro-choice - I'm glad my mom didn't have to go to some cave-like clinic in the middle of Kansas to have my skull cracked open, brain scrambled and then dissect my body to remove me from her fetus because she felt - it wasn't time yet. Late term abortions were provided for such cases in Wichita - more so than for "life threatening" cases to the mother which - by law - can be performed in any hospital. Its called a c-section.
namatad: god I hate these people more than bush and cheney
lordaction: These people are killing babies that can survive outside of the womb.
shotglasss: There is no case where an abortion saves a woman's life when a C section that doesn't murder a human wouldn't accomplish the same thing.
ck1938: My Hero!!![www.priestsforlife.org image 396x288]
log_jammin: define "real American"
Green Scorpio: He should open a gun store.Then he could be responsible for even more deaths.
Amos Quito: Great.Now maybe the Chinese restaurant down the street can reopen as well.
ThunderPelvis: "In reality, I'd like them to be closed forever and ever, amen," said David Gittrich, the development director forKansans for Life, later adding, "We don't want to be known as a community where you go to get your babies killed."You'd prefer to be known as a community where doctors are killed for providing legal, often life-saving medical procedures.
Inflatable Rhetoric: And when a man becomes pregnant his opinion performance in a quirky (and seemingly mis-cast) lighthearted comedy will be more relevant.
purplegiraffe: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: SkunkWerks: When people say "killing a life", honestly what they're talking about is "killing a soul", and really, unless you're the sort of person that believes in such things, this is well out of bounds.I don't even get how Christians arrived at the point where they consider fetuses to have a soul. The Bible is pretty clear that your soul enters you through the breath of life. Until you start breathing, you're just dust. Even under the most radical interpretation of the Bible, a zygote isn't a person.Umm..... Have you read the thing? "I praise you beause I am ferafully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well. My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place. When I was woven together in the depths of the earth, yoru eyes saw my unformed body. All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be." I believe an unformed body is a pretty good definition for a zygote!
Fluorescent Testicle: Realist29: While I am pro-choice - I'm glad my mom didn't have to go to some cave-like clinic in the middle of Kansas to have my skull cracked open, brain scrambled and then dissect my body to remove me from her fetus because she felt - it wasn't time yet. Late term abortions were provided for such cases in Wichita - more so than for "life threatening" cases to the mother which - by law - can be performed in any hospital. Its called a c-section.If you're pro-choice, I'm a nine-legged spider with three kinky supermodel girlfriends.
iheartscotch: I've always thought it was ironic that the biggest supporters of abortion are also the biggest supporters of gun control.
Johnnyflash: If only all these people opposed would get together and open up a place for girls/women to stay in and have their babbies for free, then give them up for adoption. And maybe instead of violence and constant harassment, focus on education, and heaven forbid the choice we all have as humans. That would be cool to see a building nearby with a big sign that said "don't abort, come here and give your baby a life and new home". Then have a picture of a happy family with a new babby.
Wayne 985: It suffered some bizarre genetic defect
jedikinkoid: You've completely convinced everyone that you're actually on the pro-choice side
I drunk what: Hero tag? so this guy managed to not eat his own poop?
Mid_mo_mad_man: I would we should make Kansas bleed again, but my fellow Missourians are just as bad.
jedikinkoid: Green Scorpio: Mikey1969: Green Scorpio: He should open a gun store.Then he could be responsible for even more deaths.It's a farking SHE, people, TRY to RTFA for once!!Didn't mean to piss in your cheerios, Mikey.I didn't RTFA because i DGAFYou're a braver man than most... most of us get kinda upset when someone correctly points out that we sound stupid. You, on the other hand, DGAF. Well done.
Green Scorpio: Mikey1969: Green Scorpio: He should open a gun store.Then he could be responsible for even more deaths.It's a farking SHE, people, TRY to RTFA for once!!Didn't mean to piss in your cheerios, Mikey.I didn't RTFA because i DGAF
Green Scorpio: I didn't RTFA because i DGAF
Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.And I hope that you wife or your daughter dies because she couldn't get a medically needed abortion to save her life.
mikaloyd: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.I am a hero too?I shall never eat fully cooked bread again!
mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!
Matthew Keene: Fetuses are parasites. Everything they do fits the description of the perfect parasite. Now, I don't know about you, but when I get a lamprey sit down on me, I pull the sucker off! Removing parasites is the intelligent thing to do.[www.itsallaboutfish.co.uk image 555x370]
super_grass: AverageAmericanGuy: If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.But that's an absurd position.When you're baking bread you put dough in the oven. That dough isn't bread, it's dough, and it will be nothing but uncooked dough up to the second that you finish baking and take it out of the oven.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: encyclopediaplushuman: Remember if it's Muslims doing the killing it's "terrorism" but if it's Christians doing the killing it's "patriotism".Said no one, ever
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Add in a "Spelling Consultation FeeFea" and it's time to start shopping for islands.
SilentStrider: "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."
FloydA: No way. At this point, I'm not even willing to kiss it.
ksdanj: zedster: Aren't late term abortions only legal in cases were the mother's life is in danger in the US?This clinic will not be performing any abortions for women who are more than 14 weeks pregnant.
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