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(The New York Times)   Former colleague of Dr. George Tiller set to reopen his shuttered abortion clinic to keep the terrorists from winning   (nytimes.com) divider line 49
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2013-02-18 04:24:06 AM  
8 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Biological Ali: 
Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?

I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.

You don't give a fark what happens to that dinner roll once it's out of the oven.


I'm pro-dinner roll, except in cases of crepe.
2013-02-17 10:09:16 PM  
8 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Fark Kansas.


No way.  At this point, I'm not even willing to kiss it.
2013-02-18 01:48:26 AM  
5 votes:
I wish I owned a store that sold cardboard and Sharpies near there. Add in a "Spelling Consultation Fee" and it's time to start shopping for islands.
2013-02-18 12:59:47 AM  
4 votes:
Great.

Now maybe the Chinese restaurant down the street can reopen as well.
2013-02-18 10:18:30 AM  
3 votes:

Realist29: While I am pro-choice - I'm glad my mom didn't have to go to some cave-like clinic in the middle of Kansas to have my skull cracked open, brain scrambled and then dissect my body to remove me from her fetus because she felt - it wasn't time yet. Late term abortions were provided for such cases in Wichita - more so than for "life threatening" cases to the mother which - by law - can be performed in any hospital. Its called a c-section.


If you're pro-choice, I'm a nine-legged spider with three kinky supermodel girlfriends.
2013-02-18 03:44:58 AM  
3 votes:
Fetuses are parasites. Everything they do fits the description of the perfect parasite. Now, I don't know about you, but when I get a lamprey sit down on me, I pull the sucker off! Removing parasites is the intelligent thing to do.

www.itsallaboutfish.co.uk
2013-02-18 01:13:23 AM  
3 votes:

namatad: god I hate these people more than bush and cheney



How much do Bush and Cheney hate these people?
2013-02-18 09:58:37 AM  
2 votes:

lordaction: These people are killing babies that can survive outside of the womb.


Hi.  14-week old fetuses tend to die outside the womb.  And by "tend to", I mean "always".

In fact, when you actually get to the "snowball's chance in hell" area of chance of extra-uterine survival, it's over a month later.

Your proposition is deformed.  Kindly abort it.
2013-02-18 07:49:48 AM  
2 votes:

shotglasss: There is no case where an abortion saves a woman's life when a C section that doesn't murder a human wouldn't accomplish the same thing.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-18 07:10:43 AM  
2 votes:

ck1938: My Hero!!!

[www.priestsforlife.org image 396x288]


There be a bannin' on the breeze this mornin'!
2013-02-18 06:58:59 AM  
2 votes:

log_jammin: define "real American"


www.fallonandrosof.com
2013-02-18 04:35:19 AM  
2 votes:

Green Scorpio: He should open a gun store.Then he could be responsible for even more deaths.


How about something about the size of the average Dillon's? Abortions performed over here, guns and ammo down this isle. And then we've got 'Ye Olde Tobacco Shoppee' a full line retail liquor store, and a 'Heart Attack Grill' just as you come in the door. Name of the one stop killing field? We Slay You!   and the little you
2013-02-18 03:32:54 AM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Great.

Now maybe the Chinese restaurant down the street can reopen as well.


Usually, it's just housecats in danger.

You incredibly sick bastard.
2013-02-18 03:24:08 AM  
2 votes:
Drew please do something. The progressives are being oppressed on FARK. This outrage cannot stand.
2013-02-17 11:54:49 PM  
2 votes:
hey guess what assholes? I paid to have my kid aborted nearly 20 years ago, and that's the best damn money I ever spent! A+++ would do again
2013-02-17 10:08:21 PM  
2 votes:

ThunderPelvis: "In reality, I'd like them to be closed forever and ever, amen," said David Gittrich, the development director forKansans for Life, later adding, "We don't want to be known as a community where you go to get your babies killed."

You'd prefer to be known as a community where doctors are killed for providing legal, often life-saving medical procedures.


Yeah, pretty much that.

"Oh we don't want people to think that we allow globs of snot to die here!  We would much rather people think that we execute medical professionals.  That's a lot better!"
2013-02-19 11:57:58 AM  
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: And when a man becomes pregnant his opinion performance in a quirky (and seemingly mis-cast) lighthearted comedy will be more relevant.

2013-02-18 08:29:13 PM  
1 votes:

purplegiraffe: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: SkunkWerks: When people say "killing a life", honestly what they're talking about is "killing a soul", and really, unless you're the sort of person that believes in such things, this is well out of bounds.

I don't even get how Christians arrived at the point where they consider fetuses to have a soul. The Bible is pretty clear that your soul enters you through the breath of life. Until you start breathing, you're just dust. Even under the most radical interpretation of the Bible, a zygote isn't a person.

Umm..... Have you read the thing?   "I praise you beause I am ferafully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.  My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place.  When I was woven together in the depths of the earth, yoru eyes saw my unformed body.  All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be." I believe an unformed body is a pretty good definition for a zygote!



Fair enough.

Find me a zygote  woven together in the depths of the earth, then, and I'll promise not to abort it.
2013-02-18 08:19:12 PM  
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: Realist29: While I am pro-choice - I'm glad my mom didn't have to go to some cave-like clinic in the middle of Kansas to have my skull cracked open, brain scrambled and then dissect my body to remove me from her fetus because she felt - it wasn't time yet. Late term abortions were provided for such cases in Wichita - more so than for "life threatening" cases to the mother which - by law - can be performed in any hospital. Its called a c-section.

If you're pro-choice, I'm a nine-legged spider with three kinky supermodel girlfriends.


My GOD!  What do you DO with that ninth leg?!
2013-02-18 03:01:15 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: I've always thought it was ironic that the biggest supporters of abortion are also the biggest supporters of gun control.


I've always thought it was ironic that the biggest opponents of abortion are also the biggest opponents of welfare.

And by "ironic" I of course mean that I too just pulled that out of my hinder.

/just sayin' times two.
2013-02-18 01:19:00 PM  
1 votes:

Johnnyflash: If only all these people opposed would get together and open up a place for girls/women to stay in and have their babbies for free, then give them up for adoption. And maybe instead of violence and constant harassment, focus on education, and heaven forbid the choice we all have as humans. That would be cool to see a building nearby with a big sign that said "don't abort, come here and give your baby a life and new home". Then have a picture of a happy family with a new babby.


Oh, sort of like this organization but without the unicorns
http://www.agapepregnancycenter.com/
2013-02-18 11:45:26 AM  
1 votes:
KIll, the babies, kill, kill ....
2013-02-18 10:03:01 AM  
1 votes:

Wayne 985: It suffered some bizarre genetic defect


Here is one of the problems with abortions. We are depriving Barnum & Bailey of the next generation of circus freaks.
2013-02-18 09:25:37 AM  
1 votes:

jedikinkoid: You've completely convinced everyone that you're actually on the pro-choice side


IDW takes no sides.  IDW likes to talk about himself in the third person.
2013-02-18 09:23:46 AM  
1 votes:

I drunk what: Hero tag? so this guy managed to not eat his own poop?


...
 LOLZ THIS^ christians are so retarded

...


LOLZ THIS^ their stupidity is contagious


...

Nuke Kansas?

AMEN Brother! *brofisting*

death to all christians

...

LULZ, I agree with anything these^^^ people say :D, FOR SCIENCE!

Intelligent Brigade in da howse *salute*


Wow, you're so clever! You've completely convinced everyone that you're actually on the pro-choice side, myself included, and that the pro-choice side is as repulsively stupid as you're acting!

Someone get this man an Oscar! Bravo, bravo!
2013-02-18 08:04:11 AM  
1 votes:
And this is why your tax rates are rising. You pro-abortion libtards have killed millions, upon millions, of tax payers in this country.
2013-02-18 05:08:52 AM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: I would we should make Kansas bleed again, but my fellow Missourians are just as bad.


at least you guys have scenery.
2013-02-18 04:56:00 AM  
1 votes:

jedikinkoid: Green Scorpio: Mikey1969: Green Scorpio: He should open a gun store.Then he could be responsible for even more deaths.

It's a farking SHE, people, TRY to RTFA for once!!

Didn't mean to piss in your cheerios, Mikey.
I didn't RTFA because i DGAF

You're a braver man than most... most of us get kinda upset when someone correctly points out that we sound stupid. You, on the other hand, DGAF. Well done.


Well I figured if it was a colleague of a doctor, it must have been a man.
2013-02-18 04:51:31 AM  
1 votes:

Green Scorpio: Mikey1969: Green Scorpio: He should open a gun store.Then he could be responsible for even more deaths.

It's a farking SHE, people, TRY to RTFA for once!!

Didn't mean to piss in your cheerios, Mikey.
I didn't RTFA because i DGAF


You're a braver man than most... most of us get kinda upset when someone correctly points out that we sound stupid. You, on the other hand, DGAF. Well done.
2013-02-18 04:48:44 AM  
1 votes:

Green Scorpio: I didn't RTFA because i DGAF


DGAF? OMGWTFBBQ!
2013-02-18 04:09:34 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.

And I hope that you wife or your daughter dies because she couldn't get a medically needed abortion to save her life.


i46.tinypic.com
2013-02-18 04:07:03 AM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!

Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.

I am a hero too?

I shall never eat fully cooked bread again!


Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?
2013-02-18 04:06:03 AM  
1 votes:
What a shame for the pro-lifers, if only there were some way to stop this plan from happening before it is fully formed...


Make whatever choices you want, but don't take away other peoples choices from them.  You don't know these people.  You don't know their situation.  They aren't your choices to take no matter how high an authority you claim to speak for.
2013-02-18 03:51:20 AM  
1 votes:
"...setting the stage for a re-emergence of the fiery passions that once made this conservative manufacturing town the center of the abortion battle in the United States."

I always wondered where they came from. How badly did the recession harm the conservative manufacturing sector?
2013-02-18 03:49:45 AM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!


Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.
2013-02-18 03:46:37 AM  
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: Fetuses are parasites. Everything they do fits the description of the perfect parasite. Now, I don't know about you, but when I get a lamprey sit down on me, I pull the sucker off! Removing parasites is the intelligent thing to do.

[www.itsallaboutfish.co.uk image 555x370]


Nuke the parasites from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. Death from above! Death to parasite fetusses.
2013-02-18 03:44:42 AM  
1 votes:
Death to all fetusses!
2013-02-18 03:38:16 AM  
1 votes:

super_grass: AverageAmericanGuy: If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?

As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.

But that's an absurd position.

When you're baking bread you put dough in the oven. That dough isn't bread, it's dough, and it will be nothing but uncooked dough up to the second that you finish baking and take it out of the oven.


This is just good science, here.
2013-02-18 03:37:26 AM  
1 votes:
I'm kind of amused (in a sickened way) that the protestors are trying to get the clinic rezoned out of existence by arguing that it will create a public nuisance because of the loud protests they'll be staging outside.

"If you let this happen we'll be loud and annoying outside it, so you shouldn't get it happen so we don't bother people"

Well gee, y'ever try just not being loud and annoying outside a clinic?
2013-02-18 03:32:06 AM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: encyclopediaplushuman: Remember if it's Muslims doing the killing it's "terrorism" but if it's Christians doing the killing it's "patriotism".

Said no one, ever


This is fark, if someone's never said something that equivocates to this I'll donate to the Westboro Baptist Church.
2013-02-18 03:28:48 AM  
1 votes:
If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?

As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.
2013-02-18 01:59:45 AM  
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Add in a "Spelling Consultation FeeFea" and it's time to start shopping for islands.


pet peeve.
2013-02-18 01:01:12 AM  
1 votes:
Abortion clinics are like Darwin's self-checkout lanes.

Leave them be.
2013-02-18 12:34:06 AM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."


I always like Fiddler on the Roofs take:
Villager: An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.
Tevye: Very good. That way the whole world will be blind and toothless.

//cannot find source but there is also the "you end up with a bunch of blind men eating apple sauce" response
2013-02-18 12:33:50 AM  
1 votes:
Fight murder with murder, I always say.
2013-02-18 12:04:09 AM  
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Fark Kansas.

FloydA: No way. At this point, I'm not even willing to kiss it.


Nuke Kansas?
2013-02-17 11:22:18 PM  
1 votes:

ksdanj: zedster: Aren't late term abortions only legal in cases were the mother's life is in danger in the US?

This clinic will not be performing any abortions for women who are more than 14 weeks pregnant.


I know, I was thinking of Tiller. Preventing late term abortions puts more lives in danger assuming it's a matter of the mother's life. I guess the anti-choice crowd see it as a 2 for 1 special for god
2013-02-17 10:32:52 PM  
1 votes:
Remember if it's Muslims doing the killing it's "terrorism" but if it's Christians doing the killing it's "patriotism".
2013-02-17 10:00:00 PM  
1 votes:
"In reality, I'd like them to be closed forever and ever, amen," said David Gittrich, the development director forKansans for Life, later adding, "We don't want to be known as a community where you go to get your babies killed."

You'd prefer to be known as a community where doctors are killed for providing legal, often life-saving medical procedures.
 
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