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(The New York Times)   Former colleague of Dr. George Tiller set to reopen his shuttered abortion clinic to keep the terrorists from winning   (nytimes.com) divider line 271
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2013-02-18 03:28:48 AM
If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?

As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.
 
2013-02-18 03:30:06 AM
The more fetusses get killed the better it is for human rights.

Lets get more abortion clinics going and have 2 for 1 sales on Wednesdays so you and your bff Jill can get empowered together via the magic of abortions.

Maybe even sponsor a soccer team. Its a win for society.
 
2013-02-18 03:32:06 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: encyclopediaplushuman: Remember if it's Muslims doing the killing it's "terrorism" but if it's Christians doing the killing it's "patriotism".

Said no one, ever


This is fark, if someone's never said something that equivocates to this I'll donate to the Westboro Baptist Church.
 
2013-02-18 03:32:46 AM

mikaloyd: The more fetusses get killed the better it is for human rights.

Lets get more abortion clinics going and have 2 for 1 sales on Wednesdays so you and your bff Jill can get empowered together via the magic of abortions.

Maybe even sponsor a soccer team. Its a win for society.


Fetuses aren't life. Life begins at birth. It's magic.
 
2013-02-18 03:32:54 AM

Amos Quito: Great.

Now maybe the Chinese restaurant down the street can reopen as well.


Usually, it's just housecats in danger.

You incredibly sick bastard.
 
2013-02-18 03:35:24 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mikaloyd: The more fetusses get killed the better it is for human rights.

Lets get more abortion clinics going and have 2 for 1 sales on Wednesdays so you and your bff Jill can get empowered together via the magic of abortions.

Maybe even sponsor a soccer team. Its a win for society.

Fetuses aren't life. Life begins at birth. It's magic.


Damned right! Otherwise the whole thing would seem too barbaric
 
2013-02-18 03:37:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?

As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.


But that's an absurd position.

When you're baking bread you put dough in the oven. That dough isn't bread, it's dough, and it will be nothing but uncooked dough up to the second that you finish baking and take it out of the oven.
 
2013-02-18 03:37:26 AM
I'm kind of amused (in a sickened way) that the protestors are trying to get the clinic rezoned out of existence by arguing that it will create a public nuisance because of the loud protests they'll be staging outside.

"If you let this happen we'll be loud and annoying outside it, so you shouldn't get it happen so we don't bother people"

Well gee, y'ever try just not being loud and annoying outside a clinic?
 
2013-02-18 03:38:16 AM

super_grass: AverageAmericanGuy: If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?

As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.

But that's an absurd position.

When you're baking bread you put dough in the oven. That dough isn't bread, it's dough, and it will be nothing but uncooked dough up to the second that you finish baking and take it out of the oven.


This is just good science, here.
 
2013-02-18 03:41:33 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: super_grass: AverageAmericanGuy: If you truly believe that abortion is murder, then abortionists are mass murders. If you believe that you can save the lives of hundreds by killing one murderer, isn't an act of patriotic duty to kill that person and accept the consequences as a form of civil disobedience?

As long as people believe that the child in the womb is worth more than a mass of cells, you will have people willing to step in where the law refuses to step in.

But that's an absurd position.

When you're baking bread you put dough in the oven. That dough isn't bread, it's dough, and it will be nothing but uncooked dough up to the second that you finish baking and take it out of the oven.

This is just good science, here.


Sounds good to me too! Where are those snarky fetusses that need killin? I volunteer to get the first one of those bastards.
 
2013-02-18 03:42:51 AM
Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.
 
2013-02-18 03:43:57 AM
Dawwww, isn't that cute? They can't win via normal methods (that don't include cold blooded murder), so they try to change the rules of the game. And to boot having an assclown say the clinic would become a nuisance for the neighbors due to all the protesting [his group] would do.

Also find it hilarious that they're referencing the KKK to the clinic.

/any odds on her chances of ending up like Tiller?
 
2013-02-18 03:44:05 AM

ciberido: abb3w: Vodka Zombie: Fark Kansas.
FloydA: No way. At this point, I'm not even willing to kiss it.

Nuke Kansas?

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It's the only way to be sure.


We can try the nerve gas first, see how that goes.
 
2013-02-18 03:44:42 AM
Death to all fetusses!
 
2013-02-18 03:44:58 AM
Fetuses are parasites. Everything they do fits the description of the perfect parasite. Now, I don't know about you, but when I get a lamprey sit down on me, I pull the sucker off! Removing parasites is the intelligent thing to do.

www.itsallaboutfish.co.uk
 
2013-02-18 03:46:37 AM

Matthew Keene: Fetuses are parasites. Everything they do fits the description of the perfect parasite. Now, I don't know about you, but when I get a lamprey sit down on me, I pull the sucker off! Removing parasites is the intelligent thing to do.

[www.itsallaboutfish.co.uk image 555x370]


Nuke the parasites from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. Death from above! Death to parasite fetusses.
 
2013-02-18 03:49:25 AM
Ms. Burkhart was a colleague and close friend of Dr. George R. Tiller, the clinic's proprietor, who was fatally shot in church...

Gotta love those Christian sensibilities... Remember, these are the people who think they are superior enough to tell the rest of us how to live.
 
2013-02-18 03:49:45 AM

mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!


Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.
 
2013-02-18 03:50:46 AM

ksdanj: I guarantee you that if another doctor who provides abortions in Wichita is murdered, the aftermath will play out very differently than it did in 2009. We were shocked in 2009. This time, we will be prepared.


Unfortunately, I don't share your optimism in regards to the aftermath. Nowadays, the murderer is far more likely to be nationally deified by the theofascists of the right wing and given a job on Fox News (sadly, that's not sarcasm). Seriously, America has gone bug-fark insane within the past few years.

propasaurus: ...and he'll make sure to go into every

pro-Democrat or pro-liberal Politics tab thread to say so.

/FTFY.
//But I'm sure it's just coincidence that he's never told a pro-Republican thread to "Stop being political and go back to Free Republic."
///He might have showed promise for a while, but now he's nothing but another tiresome threadshiatter.
 
2013-02-18 03:50:51 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!

Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.


I am a hero too?

I shall never eat fully cooked bread again!
 
2013-02-18 03:51:20 AM
"...setting the stage for a re-emergence of the fiery passions that once made this conservative manufacturing town the center of the abortion battle in the United States."

I always wondered where they came from. How badly did the recession harm the conservative manufacturing sector?
 
2013-02-18 03:53:01 AM

DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.


Man, you really are an evil farking asshole, aren't you?
 
2013-02-18 03:55:55 AM

James F. Campbell: DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.

Man, you really are an evil farking asshole, aren't you?


That dude could take all the fun out of abortions.
 
2013-02-18 04:00:06 AM

DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.


That's your new farky.
 
2013-02-18 04:00:47 AM
The bill also included provisions prohibiting abortion providers from receiving tax credits, requiring doctors to warn women that abortion increases the risk of breast cancer (a theory widely disputed in medical circles)...

It's not "widely disputed", it's total bullshiat. It is a 100% twisting of the facts, and taking actual research results out of context. The actual evidence shows that women who carry a baby to term have a lower chance for breast cancer, due to the whole developing breast milk thing. The only way this "increases" the risk is because they don't get the decrease from the breast milk developing. Totally NOT the same thing at all. If you've got to lie to prove your point, maybe you need to re-think your point in the first place.

I wouldn't be anywhere near as pissed at these people if they weren't the very ones who fight to keep the mothers whom they want to force to have the babies from getting a penny of assistance once the baby is born. That whole "Christian Charity" thing doesn't really extend that far after all./
 
2013-02-18 04:01:26 AM

Bontesla: Oh my god.
I'd like to help pay for protective detail.


Sounds like you only need protection while at church...
 
2013-02-18 04:02:47 AM

mikaloyd: James F. Campbell: DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.

Man, you really are an evil farking asshole, aren't you?

That dude could take all the fun out of abortions.


However, DrPainMD, it's a 'she.' So I guess you can fark the corpse afterwards.
 
2013-02-18 04:04:12 AM

DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.


And I hope that you wife or your daughter dies because she couldn't get a medically needed abortion to save her life.
 
2013-02-18 04:04:21 AM
I hope he stays safe. George Tiller was a christian, just had a different philosophy than others. The bible says you should not discriminate against Christians with different ideas, as you are all doing your best to make sky daddy happy and live a compassionate life
/agnostic, but still find religious manuscripts to contain decent points.
 
2013-02-18 04:06:03 AM
What a shame for the pro-lifers, if only there were some way to stop this plan from happening before it is fully formed...


Make whatever choices you want, but don't take away other peoples choices from them.  You don't know these people.  You don't know their situation.  They aren't your choices to take no matter how high an authority you claim to speak for.
 
2013-02-18 04:07:03 AM

mikaloyd: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!

Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.

I am a hero too?

I shall never eat fully cooked bread again!


Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?
 
2013-02-18 04:08:48 AM

DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.


Why?
 
2013-02-18 04:09:34 AM

Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.

And I hope that you wife or your daughter dies because she couldn't get a medically needed abortion to save her life.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-18 04:10:33 AM
"In reality, I'd like them to be closed forever and ever, amen," said David Gittrich

In reality I'd like you to get hit by a bus
 
2013-02-18 04:12:19 AM
images.sodahead.com

/oblig.
 
2013-02-18 04:12:21 AM
Mr. Gittrich told the City Council that the clinic would create a nuisance for the neighborhood because of the protests it would attract. The planning commission is scheduled to meet this month to consider Mr. Gittrich's request to rezone the area to prohibit the clinic from opening.

Or, you could meet this month to consider NOT ALLOWING THE PROTESTS. It's easy--limit the amount of municipal property around the clinic, since legally they can't protest on the clinic's property, and if they choose to protest on someone else's property, the police can remove them as well. Have NO municipal property around the clinic, and the protesters will have to go elsewhere to be douchebags.
 
2013-02-18 04:14:15 AM

Biological Ali: mikaloyd: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mikaloyd: Death to all fetusses!

Have you ever taken a roll out of the oven and found it a little too soft when you bit into it? Then you're basically no different than an abortion doctor.

I am a hero too?

I shall never eat fully cooked bread again!

Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?


I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.
 
2013-02-18 04:14:35 AM

sleeps in trees: DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.

Why?


Because black-Soshulism, GDI!!!
 
2013-02-18 04:15:31 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Biological Ali: 
Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?

I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.


You don't give a fark what happens to that dinner roll once it's out of the oven.
 
2013-02-18 04:15:51 AM

DrPainMD: Hopefully, he'll meet the same fate.


I wonder... is "Don't post hate speech" an actual rule here, or just a polite suggestion? I guess I'll find out in the morning, depending on whether this post is still around.
 
2013-02-18 04:17:43 AM

Biological Ali: is "Don't post hate speech" an actual rule here, or just a polite suggestion?


as usual, it depends on who says it. My guess is it will just be a suggestion in this case.
 
2013-02-18 04:18:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Biological Ali: 
Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?

I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.

You don't give a fark what happens to that dinner roll once it's out of the oven.


Not even those cheese ones with the garlic butter from red Lobster?
That's a pretty rash statement.
I'll bet he cares passionately about dinner rolls.
 
2013-02-18 04:18:32 AM
The justifications for abortions from the left are so cute. The rhetoric from both sides just sounds like a bunch of kids arguing about something where they got their facts from "friends of friends" or the Internet.

//don't care either way
//but the arguments bring out misguided, misleading, and unproven talking points too much
 
2013-02-18 04:19:51 AM

Mikey1969: Mr. Gittrich told the City Council that the clinic would create a nuisance for the neighborhood because of the protests it would attract. The planning commission is scheduled to meet this month to consider Mr. Gittrich's request to rezone the area to prohibit the clinic from opening.

Or, you could meet this month to consider NOT ALLOWING THE PROTESTS. It's easy--limit the amount of municipal property around the clinic, since legally they can't protest on the clinic's property, and if they choose to protest on someone else's property, the police can remove them as well. Have NO municipal property around the clinic, and the protesters will have to go elsewhere to be douchebags.


How a about keeping a stiff upper lip until it all blows over? Let them protest all they want, but prepare to pounce if they do anything illegal.
 
2013-02-18 04:20:32 AM

jso2897: AverageAmericanGuy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Biological Ali: 
Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?

I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.

You don't give a fark what happens to that dinner roll once it's out of the oven.

Not even those cheese ones with the garlic butter from red Lobster?
That's a pretty rash statement.
I'll bet he cares passionately about dinner rolls.


Oh sure. But ask that hypocrite what he thinks of pumpernickel.
 
2013-02-18 04:21:10 AM

RabidJade: The justifications for abortions from the left are so cute.


You sound.....stupid...
 
2013-02-18 04:23:31 AM
They sure could use some AR15's to ensure this abortion clinic stays open a good long time.
 
2013-02-18 04:24:06 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Biological Ali: 
Look, I get that you guys are trying to troll this thread, but damn, at least aim for some minimum level of coherence. I mean, who's even going to bother trying to decipher this gibberish?

I'm just farking around. In all honesty I'm pro-dinner roll.

You don't give a fark what happens to that dinner roll once it's out of the oven.


I'm pro-dinner roll, except in cases of crepe.
 
2013-02-18 04:26:00 AM

RabidJade: //don't care either way


Now why don't I believe that...

RabidJade: The justifications for abortions from the left are so cute.


... Ah, that's why.
 
2013-02-18 04:27:02 AM

RabidJade: The justifications for abortions from the left are so cute. The rhetoric from both sides just sounds like a bunch of kids arguing about something where they got their facts from "friends of friends" or the Internet.

//don't care either way
//but the arguments bring out misguided, misleading, and unproven talking points too much


you're my favorite kind of poster. You walk in and condemn everyone(but one side just a little bit more than the other), claim that everyones arguments are all wrong yet give no specifics on what is wrong and why, but then state no of it matter because you don't even care in the first place but decided to post because....something. You're the internest version of the guy who knows nothing of the topic, yet feels the need to jump into the middle of the conversation he wasn't a part of.

congratulations donny.
 
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