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2013-02-17 09:51:19 PM
Who?
 
2013-02-17 09:51:23 PM

WhippingBoy: alienated: WhippingBoy: Hey, Taylor Swift... you're not gonna let Mindy upstage you, are you???

wow.

You know I'm right.


If laughing at this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2013-02-17 09:51:43 PM

R.A.Danny: Did Jesus take the wheel?


that was deanna carter.
 
2013-02-17 09:51:56 PM
Guess she was McReady to go
 
2013-02-17 09:52:07 PM
i.imgur.com

McCulloch!!!
 
2013-02-17 09:52:14 PM

SpikeStrip: R.A.Danny: Did Jesus take the wheel?

that was deanna carter.


Deanna Carter DIED!?!?!?!?
 
2013-02-17 09:52:38 PM

R.A.Danny: Did Jesus take the wheel?


Wrong one. Her car was sabotaged by the biatch who wrecked her cheating boyfriend's car.
 
2013-02-17 09:52:38 PM
buffalobiscuitinthebasket.files.wordpress.com


RIP Lindy
 
2013-02-17 09:52:43 PM
Sad.

Roger Clemens is a pedophile.
 
2013-02-17 09:53:01 PM

Churchy LaFemme: Boy, the RIP meme can't die fast enough...


It's still hilarious to me. And so far so good in this thread, fellow Farkers. keep it up!
 
2013-02-17 09:53:14 PM

R.A.Danny: SpikeStrip: R.A.Danny: Did Jesus take the wheel?

that was deanna carter.

Deanna Carter DIED!?!?!?!?


No, you're thinking of Jack Carter
 
2013-02-17 09:53:37 PM
She has two kids.  Fark her.  That's a really shiatty thing to do to them.
 
2013-02-17 09:53:39 PM
contrapunctus: kingflower: Good work Dr. Drew!!!

There isn't a circle of Hell deep enough for that human parasite to roast in once he croaks. The shameless exploitation of troubled people is bad enough, but to do it with a veneer of compassion is the mark of a sociopath.


I agree. To me, "doctor" Phil is as much of a scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, slimebag as Sylvia Browne. People who prey on people in pain, and LIE THEIR ASSES OFF to do it..? There should be a special kind of jail for those folks. One involving hot pokers in their anuses.

And yes, I think some funeral directors fit that bill, too. When a family is grieving and you pressure them to spend way more than they need to on a special casket, urn or additional services that aren't worth what you're charging for them, you're a prick. $6,000 for an urn? And the prices some of them try to charge just for PILLOWS for corpses? Give me a damn break.

Anyone who takes advantage of people who are in a moment of weakness or in mourning should be keel-hauled in a Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit once every hour for the remainder of their lives (and if you don't know how nasty those ball pits are, you'd learn really quick if you suffered that fate).
 
2013-02-17 09:54:07 PM

Churchy LaFemme: Boy, the RIP meme can't die fast enough...


www.biography.com
R.I.P. Meme Simmons
 
2013-02-17 09:54:18 PM

Langston: wildcardjack: Who?

Country singer. She attempted suicide a couple times before, too. Substance abuse problems.


That's sad.  Never heard of her, but suicide always sucks.

Ok, I can think of a couple of possible exceptions, but those are dictators or other politicians.
 
2013-02-17 09:54:31 PM
I thought she was happy with her marriage to the "The voice" guy.
 
2013-02-17 09:54:37 PM
cinematrices.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. MANOS
 
2013-02-17 09:54:42 PM

Wanebo: How much trouble/mental illness runs through this whole thread?

So very very sad.


Yes. I usually spend my days scouring headlines for the deaths of people I never met, just so I can feel bad about it. That makes me perfectly healthy.

Thank you, media, for making me feel important today.
 
2013-02-17 09:55:00 PM
Churchy LaFemme: Boy, the RIP meme can't die fast enough...

www.mrbreakfast.com

MEME
 
2013-02-17 09:55:05 PM
No!! She had so much left to give!

img7.imageshack.us

/in about 6 years
//I'd wait
 
2013-02-17 09:55:18 PM

Lsherm: She has two kids.  Fark her.  That's a really shiatty thing to do to them.


Ooooh ... a challenger appears!
 
2013-02-17 09:55:38 PM

Lsherm: She has two kids.  Fark her.  That's a really shiatty thing to do to them.


RTFA. She didn't off them.
 
2013-02-17 09:55:53 PM
Before she was famous she waited on my best friend and I at a Denny's. We called her Alice the whole night because we had just been introduced to Alice's Restaurant. Several days later we went to pick up another friend Neil McCready who we had told about this cute waitress a while before hand and found out she was his half sister. We apologized for some rude comments about her. After a little while he said "It's not like we grew up together.... a few times I thought 'she's only my half sister, is there a way I could fark the other half?'"
Neil moved away and we lost touch.
A few years later she had a recording career. I confused my best friend by insisting he watch Country music television. When the video came on he looked at it confused, turned to me and said "It's Alice!"
Over the years I've told this story a few times and no one ever knew who she was.
 
2013-02-17 09:56:17 PM

zedster: I use to like Dr. Drew back during the love line days, but once he started doing remote diagnosis of people as a talking head on CNN he crossed a line. We have enough mental health problems in this country without someone who does actually have the credentials(unlike Dr. Phil) turning the DSM-IV into a game show.

//same reason I hate shows like hoarders, mental health issues should not be entertainment


(notsureifserious.jpg)

Credentials
BA Amherst College[37]
MD University of Southern California, Keck School of Medicine of USC
Residency Internal Medicine, Huntington Memorial Hospital
Board Certified, American Board of Internal Medicine[38]
Board Certified, American Board of Addiction Medicine[39]
Certified member of American Society of Addiction Medicine since 1990[40]
Member of American College of Physicians
Licensed Physician and Surgeon in the State of California since 1985[9]

(wiki)
 
2013-02-17 09:57:33 PM

ultraholland: RIP Mindy. You were truly an hero.


FTFA.

"She shot herself and the dog," the source said.

Some hero if she shot her dog. Though it would be quite a feat if she did it in that order.
 
2013-02-17 09:58:24 PM
That's too bad.
 
2013-02-17 09:58:29 PM

GranoblasticMan: zedster: I use to like Dr. Drew back during the love line days, but once he started doing remote diagnosis of people as a talking head on CNN he crossed a line. We have enough mental health problems in this country without someone who does actually have the credentials(unlike Dr. Phil) turning the DSM-IV into a game show.

//same reason I hate shows like hoarders, mental health issues should not be entertainment

(notsureifserious.jpg)

Credentials
BA Amherst College[37]
MD University of Southern California, Keck School of Medicine of USC
Residency Internal Medicine, Huntington Memorial Hospital
Board Certified, American Board of Internal Medicine[38]
Board Certified, American Board of Addiction Medicine[39]
Certified member of American Society of Addiction Medicine since 1990[40]
Member of American College of Physicians
Licensed Physician and Surgeon in the State of California since 1985[9]
Hollywood Upstairs Medial Clinic (1992)
(wiki)

 
2013-02-17 10:00:01 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
"There's another angel in heaven tonight"
Now who wants to hear Elton John.
 
2013-02-17 10:00:09 PM
i1228.photobucket.com

RIP MR. CREEDY
 
2013-02-17 10:00:27 PM
Well, damn. At least she could have donated her organs to someone in need. Just turn yourself in to the junkyard, so to speak.
 
2013-02-17 10:00:45 PM
"She shot herself and the dog," the source said.

Nah come on... the dog?

www.mttaborvetcare.com

your dog wants to live.
 
2013-02-17 10:00:50 PM

GranoblasticMan: zedster: I use to like Dr. Drew back during the love line days, but once he started doing remote diagnosis of people as a talking head on CNN he crossed a line. We have enough mental health problems in this country without someone who does actually have the credentials(unlike Dr. Phil) turning the DSM-IV into a game show.

//same reason I hate shows like hoarders, mental health issues should not be entertainment

(notsureifserious.jpg)

Credentials
BA Amherst College[37]
MD University of Southern California, Keck School of Medicine of USC
Residency Internal Medicine, Huntington Memorial Hospital
Board Certified, American Board of Internal Medicine[38]
Board Certified, American Board of Addiction Medicine[39]
Certified member of American Society of Addiction Medicine since 1990[40]
Member of American College of Physicians
Licensed Physician and Surgeon in the State of California since 1985[9]

(wiki)


Right.  He does have the credentials, like zedster said.  Read it again.
 
2013-02-17 10:01:06 PM

fusillade762: ultraholland: RIP Mindy. You were truly an hero.

FTFA.

"She shot herself and the dog," the source said.

Some hero if she shot her dog. Though it would be quite a feat if she did it in that order.


Imagine if her kids had been there.  She would have shot the dog AND the kids.
 
2013-02-17 10:01:30 PM
GranoblasticMan:

OH WAIT! I'm a moron and need to work on my reading comprehension skills.


/shame
 
2013-02-17 10:02:07 PM

Wise_Guy: GranoblasticMan: zedster: I use to like Dr. Drew back during the love line days, but once he started doing remote diagnosis of people as a talking head on CNN he crossed a line. We have enough mental health problems in this country without someone who does actually have the credentials(unlike Dr. Phil) turning the DSM-IV into a game show.

//same reason I hate shows like hoarders, mental health issues should not be entertainment

(notsureifserious.jpg)

Credentials
BA Amherst College[37]
MD University of Southern California, Keck School of Medicine of USC
Residency Internal Medicine, Huntington Memorial Hospital
Board Certified, American Board of Internal Medicine[38]
Board Certified, American Board of Addiction Medicine[39]
Certified member of American Society of Addiction Medicine since 1990[40]
Member of American College of Physicians
Licensed Physician and Surgeon in the State of California since 1985[9]

(wiki)

Right.  He does have the credentials, like zedster said.  Read it again.


Yep. I done goofed. Carry on.
 
2013-02-17 10:02:18 PM
Sounds like the making of a country song...except everyone's already dead
 
2013-02-17 10:02:22 PM

R.A.Danny: SpikeStrip: R.A.Danny: Did Jesus take the wheel?

that was deanna carter.

Deanna Carter DIED!?!?!?!?


Yeah, but she died with her boots on.

/joke, man
 
2013-02-17 10:03:20 PM
Wait...I've got it!

I shot my boyfriend
and I shot his dog too
then I shot myself
boo-friggin-hoo...
 
2013-02-17 10:03:37 PM

GranoblasticMan: zedster: I use to like Dr. Drew back during the love line days, but once he started doing remote diagnosis of people as a talking head on CNN he crossed a line. We have enough mental health problems in this country without someone who does actually have the credentials(unlike Dr. Phil) turning the DSM-IV into a game show.

//same reason I hate shows like hoarders, mental health issues should not be entertainment

(notsureifserious.jpg)

Credentials
BA Amherst College[37]
MD University of Southern California, Keck School of Medicine of USC
Residency Internal Medicine, Huntington Memorial Hospital
Board Certified, American Board of Internal Medicine[38]
Board Certified, American Board of Addiction Medicine[39]
Certified member of American Society of Addiction Medicine since 1990[40]
Member of American College of Physicians
Licensed Physician and Surgeon in the State of California since 1985[9]

(wiki)


not sure if serious dot jpeg

The point was not "Doctor" Drew's educational credentials, but his irresponsible treacherous utterly unprofessional clawing monetization of his mundane credentials at the expense of everyone and anyone encountering his perfunctory drivel.
 
2013-02-17 10:04:39 PM

texdent: R.A.Danny: SpikeStrip: R.A.Danny: Did Jesus take the wheel?

that was deanna carter.

Deanna Carter DIED!?!?!?!?

No, you're thinking of Jack Carter


no, you're thinking of jack kennedy.
 
2013-02-17 10:05:16 PM
Came here for the RIP meme...
 
2013-02-17 10:05:19 PM
media.tumblr.com
RIP Mr. Magoo
 
2013-02-17 10:05:38 PM

belhade: Wait...I've got it!

I shot my boyfriend
and I shot his dog too
then I shot myself
boo-friggin-hoo...


That's good, but it needs a country inflection. Like:

I shot my boyfriend
and I shot his dog too
then I shot myself
boo-de-hooo-de-hooo-hooo
*twang*
 
2013-02-17 10:06:13 PM

WhippingBoy: If her friends knew she was like this, why didn't they help her?


My husband has been trying to help a friend for over a year.  The stories he has sound like a movie.  Dealing with something that has an addiction is mentally and physically draining.
 
2013-02-17 10:06:20 PM
She shot the f*cking dog?
 
2013-02-17 10:07:10 PM
She just wrote the ending to the perfect country song.  The biatch dies and the dog doesn't.
 
2013-02-17 10:07:19 PM
She killed her dog ?!?!?!? What the fark was wrong with that biatch,other than a terminal case of selfishness? Having a dog was her only redeeming quality, IMHO.
 
2013-02-17 10:07:36 PM
Back on the market, ladies!

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 10:08:12 PM

WhippingBoy: If her friends knew she was like this, why didn't they help her?


They likely did. Sometimes people reach a point where they can't or won't be helped. And that's why every week Fark has an article like this. Not to mention the rest of the population who doesn't get press by offing themselves.
 
2013-02-17 10:08:56 PM

zabadu: fusillade762: ultraholland: RIP Mindy. You were truly an hero.

FTFA.

"She shot herself and the dog," the source said.

Some hero if she shot her dog. Though it would be quite a feat if she did it in that order.


 came here to say that

Imagine if her kids had been there.  She would have shot the dog AND the kids.

now there's a country song!
 
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