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2013-02-17 09:20:20 PM  
I thought super mega pod was only legend.
 
2013-02-17 09:23:56 PM  
www.mnn.com
 
2013-02-17 09:25:03 PM  
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
 
2013-02-17 09:27:58 PM  
Super Mega Pod sounds like a villain in a Micheal Bay movie.
 
2013-02-17 09:35:13 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com

cdn.head-fi.org

media.screened.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 09:38:41 PM  
SIMPSONS DID IT
 
2013-02-17 10:02:43 PM  
It begins...
 
2013-02-17 10:21:51 PM  
It's the decennial Porpmoot.
 
2013-02-17 10:31:35 PM  
Geez Huge Meteors , near misses, and now this. We really are doomed.
 
2013-02-17 10:42:26 PM  
i.imgur.com

Howard always thought there was something weird about the new guy who couldn't speak in rhyme, and who thought "Flipper" was a cool name.
 
2013-02-17 10:50:22 PM  
All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place.

 
2013-02-17 10:54:11 PM  
newspaper.li
You're welcome.
 
2013-02-17 10:56:10 PM  
They must have spotted some Japanese people in the area.
 
2013-02-17 11:04:08 PM  
Was it really 100,000 dolphins, or just 99,999?
 
2013-02-17 11:14:51 PM  

catastrophe averted: Was it really 100,000 dolphins, or just 99,999?


Yeah, cuz a biatch ain't one.
 
2013-02-17 11:17:54 PM  
If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.
 
2013-02-17 11:57:53 PM  
I'm going to wash my towel.
 
2013-02-18 12:17:31 AM  
So this is how it begins...
 
2013-02-18 12:32:38 AM  

Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.


Pratchett is better. Caroll was better. The English language is full of writers with a sense for the absurd. Adams is a peer: the Nobility of frivolity, capital N. But not the best.
 
2013-02-18 12:44:29 AM  

doglover: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.

Pratchett is better. Caroll was better. The English language is full of writers with a sense for the absurd. Adams is a peer: the Nobility of frivolity, capital N. But not the best.


That's just like, your opinion man.

/And it's wrong.
 
2013-02-18 12:57:57 AM  

Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.



I'm waaay ahead of you, buddy.


/Prepper
 
2013-02-18 01:23:56 AM  

Amos Quito: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.


I'm waaay ahead of you, buddy.


/Prepper


Like you're prepared for an incipient dolphin uprising or you're prepared to drink heavily at the drop of a hat?

/prepared to lie down at any given time, am I prepper?
 
2013-02-18 01:31:31 AM  

Smgth: Amos Quito: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.


I'm waaay ahead of you, buddy.


/Prepper

Like you're prepared for an incipient dolphin uprising or you're prepared to drink heavily at the drop of a hat?

/prepared to lie down at any given time, am I prepper?



Alcohol is a valid contingency plan.


/Learned that in Boy Scouts
 
2013-02-18 01:39:05 AM  

Amos Quito: Smgth: Amos Quito: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.


I'm waaay ahead of you, buddy.


/Prepper

Like you're prepared for an incipient dolphin uprising or you're prepared to drink heavily at the drop of a hat?

/prepared to lie down at any given time, am I prepper?


Alcohol is a valid contingency plan.


/Learned that in Boy Scouts


Always be prepared...to get drunk.

/Works for me.
 
2013-02-18 02:45:01 AM  

doglover: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.

Pratchett is better. Caroll was better. The English language is full of writers with a sense for the absurd. Adams is a peer: the Nobility of frivolity, capital N. But not the best.


different
I like Pratchett and Adams equally.

The Sandwich Maker, Dirk Gently, as good as anything that Pratchett has written. Pratchett has written more. Pratchett has also been losing it. Which has been sad.
Caroll? Nothing wrong with oldie-timie. but meh

/and why do we rise to the "greatest <fillintheblank> ever" trap?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 02:45:47 AM  
Just wrap your towel around your head, because if you can't see the End of the World, it can't see you. So you're good.
 
2013-02-18 03:11:07 AM  

namatad: doglover: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.

Pratchett is better. Caroll was better. The English language is full of writers with a sense for the absurd. Adams is a peer: the Nobility of frivolity, capital N. But not the best.

different
I like Pratchett and Adams equally.

The Sandwich Maker, Dirk Gently, as good as anything that Pratchett has written. Pratchett has written more. Pratchett has also been losing it. Which has been sad.
Caroll? Nothing wrong with oldie-timie. but meh

/and why do we rise to the "greatest <fillintheblank> ever" trap?


Losing Adams so young and with Pratchett losing his faculties so young PROVES the universe HATES funny. And if there are two funnier people, I've never read them.

/EVERYTHING is a pissing contest. Everything.
 
2013-02-18 04:10:44 AM  
I hate them and they still suck at football
 
2013-02-18 04:19:36 AM  
Eh. They're on their way to Drowning Man.
 
2013-02-18 04:24:41 AM  

Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.


Really, the Dirk Gently books are much funnier than the overhyped Hitchhiker ones.
 
2013-02-18 04:26:42 AM  

neongoats: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.

Really, the Dirk Gently books are much funnier than the overhyped Hitchhiker ones.


To expound, I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as Adams describing Heathrow airport.
 
Skr
2013-02-18 04:30:37 AM  

upload.wikimedia.org


seen Very aroused by this gathering.

/mega dolphin orgy
 
2013-02-18 04:30:43 AM  
Uh oh.
 
2013-02-18 04:36:12 AM  
www.novelguide.com
/hot read.
 
2013-02-18 04:54:23 AM  
We were...I mean they were having an orgy...it was not a meeting to leave the plan...whell it was just an orgy...do not take it seriously. Sorry hard to type with fins. You a$$ hats need to make keyboards more dolphin...any way good bye and do not worry about our orgy.
 
2013-02-18 05:08:18 AM  

Jeep2011: We were...I mean they were having an orgy...it was not a meeting to leave the plan...whell it was just an orgy...do not take it seriously. Sorry hard to type with fins. You a$$ hats need to make keyboards more dolphin...any way good bye and do not worry about our orgy.


 b.vimeocdn.com
Go on...
 
2013-02-18 05:10:37 AM  

namatad: /and why do we rise to the "greatest <fillintheblank> ever" trap?


Because sometimes, it's true.

There's been many great philosophers. None have yet risen to supplant Diogenes, for example. He's clearly the best hobo OF ALL TIME.
 
2013-02-18 05:13:09 AM  

quatchi: Jeep2011: We were...I mean they were having an orgy...it was not a meeting to leave the plan...whell it was just an orgy...do not take it seriously. Sorry hard to type with fins. You a$$ hats need to make keyboards more dolphin...any way good bye and do not worry about our orgy.

 
Go on...


I knew I was right to favorite you. +1 sir.
 
2013-02-18 05:15:13 AM  
 
2013-02-18 05:42:11 AM  
No mention of the Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove....
 
2013-02-18 05:42:56 AM  

Dinki: Geez Huge Meteors , near misses, and now this. We really are doomed.


Funk. I came here to say this. Russian asteroid attack and now this. The quickening is upon us.
 
2013-02-18 05:49:15 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So long and thanks for all the fishia


thanks for that! The rest of the movie was so crappy I forgot the funny opening.
 
2013-02-18 05:49:35 AM  

ILoveBurritos: quatchi: Jeep2011: We were...I mean they were having an orgy...it was not a meeting to leave the plan...whell it was just an orgy...do not take it seriously. Sorry hard to type with fins. You a$$ hats need to make keyboards more dolphin...any way good bye and do not worry about our orgy.

 Go on...


I knew I was right to favorite you. +1 sir.


w00t!

*doffs toque*
 
2013-02-18 06:48:40 AM  
I'd like to know how they came up with that 100,000 figure.
OHHHH WAIT, it the mail.
facepalm
I clicked another one didn't I.
Damnit. I gotta stop doing that.
You should too.
 
2013-02-18 06:53:31 AM  
The meteor shower is coming.

Dolphins going to Sirius now.

Bye.
 
2013-02-18 07:04:38 AM  

elguerodiablo: Dinki: Geez Huge Meteors , near misses, and now this. We really are doomed.

Funk. I came here to say this. Russian asteroid attack and now this. The quickening is upon us.


Hooray!  Doesn't this mean I don't have to pay those pesky credit card bills?  I mean, the Mayan calendar was a bust, Hurricane Sandy missed me, the meteor hit the wrong side, the Yellowstone caldera is quiet, I need some hope here, people!
 
2013-02-18 07:31:23 AM  
Quidditch World Cup.
 
2013-02-18 07:43:16 AM  

cherryl taggart: elguerodiablo: Dinki: Geez Huge Meteors , near misses, and now this. We really are doomed.

Funk. I came here to say this. Russian asteroid attack and now this. The quickening is upon us.

Hooray!  Doesn't this mean I don't have to pay those pesky credit card bills?  I mean, the Mayan calendar was a bust, Hurricane Sandy missed me, the meteor hit the wrong side, the Yellowstone caldera is quiet, I need some hope here, people!


Losing your job and assets is a good way to wind up not paying those bills.

/not that bofa and chase really needed that money or anything
 
2013-02-18 07:50:48 AM  
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
 
2013-02-18 07:55:00 AM  

WorkingInParadise: Is anyone here a marine biologist?


i.imgur.com

Nope. I am not the hell a marine biologist.
 
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