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(Metronews.ca)   Vancouver bar forced to discontinue popular house beer "Albino Rhino" after human rights complaint   (metronews.ca ) divider line
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2013-02-17 10:18:40 PM  
they should just rename after the woman. Albino Jill or Albino Sandy Vagina or whatever.
 
2013-02-17 10:20:09 PM  

MaritimeGirl: Here are the whiners in question. The boss of the albino activists and his employee - "a 31-year-old immigrant from Nigeria,"
http://www.vancouversun.com/health/Tribunal+hear+complaint/7708239/s to ry.html
[www.vancouversun.com image 850x611]


Niger please
 
2013-02-17 10:20:14 PM  
Note to Nigerian chick - we don't kill albinos and use their parts for farking magic here.

You get to be an awesome music star.
 
2013-02-17 10:21:58 PM  
Next I suppose I'm going to get sued by Anne Ramsey's estate for taping her picture to the bag I make hookers put over their heads? Fark, man, isn't anything sacred any more? What about MY rights?
 
2013-02-17 10:23:19 PM  
Wow, I thought that would get filter pwnd
 
2013-02-17 10:24:56 PM  
Is there anything progressives cannot ruin?
 
2013-02-17 10:25:48 PM  
Man, Albino black chick STILL isn't happy.

How the fark you gonna win with that shiat?

/cause, you know, she's black, but white. Win/WIn , right?

//runs like hell
 
2013-02-17 10:25:57 PM  

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: Ontos: Oh, for farks sake.... People need to learn to just shut the fark up for once.

You're offended?  Tough shiat.  Go home and squirt me some tears, biatch.

/fap?

If you make her cry, you can rub her tears on your nut sack.




Go on...
 
2013-02-17 10:25:57 PM  
They should rename it "Douchebag Rhino".
 
2013-02-17 10:26:13 PM  

quatchi: cowgirl toffee: Vancouver, eh? So it's like a root beer or something?

Someone from the land of 4.5 "Beer" and Malt Liquor has a comment?

Charming.


Really? TN has some pretty good beer, hell I can't even get this anymore since I moved back further south
bellavinoathens.com
Although AL did up the limit cap on beer somewhat recently.
 
2013-02-17 10:26:39 PM  
White people's problems.
 
2013-02-17 10:27:12 PM  

quatchi: The complaint sparked online debate about political correctness gone amok, but "the only people who say that are people who don't have albinism or a friend or a spouse or a child with albinism",aren't petulant, overly sensitive snowflakes with a persecution complex or professional axe-grinders like  said Peter Ash, CEO of an advocacy group for those with the disability.

Fixed.

Gawdammitsomuch.


Actually, I don't know. These days it's more entertaining to watch people lose their shiat over some wild eyed belief that society is crumbling when a the maker of a beer decides to change the name of their beer after a few people get offended.
 
2013-02-17 10:28:46 PM  
aww damnit, sorry Rotsky.
 
2013-02-17 10:29:53 PM  
I don't blame the Albinos, I blame the courts and Judges for going along with this horse shiat human rights complaint.  Should we not allow the word Ginger in products because Red heads might get offended?  How about the word brown in case some brown person gets offended?  farking ridiculous.
 
2013-02-17 10:30:30 PM  
as long as they keep making Drunk Injun' Raping White Wimmen Ale i'm a happy guy.
 
2013-02-17 10:31:18 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: quatchi: cowgirl toffee: Vancouver, eh? So it's like a root beer or something?

Someone from the land of 4.5 "Beer" and Malt Liquor has a comment?

Charming.

Really? TN has some pretty good beer, hell I can't even get this anymore since I moved back further south
[bellavinoathens.com image 600x550]
Although AL did up the limit cap on beer somewhat recently.


MS did too .
/Aww, crap. Mississippi is going to have to change their postal abbre v iation now, I guess.
 
2013-02-17 10:31:55 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: quatchi: cowgirl toffee: Vancouver, eh? So it's like a root beer or something?

Someone from the land of 4.5 "Beer" and Malt Liquor has a comment?

Charming.

Really? TN has some pretty good beer, hell I can't even get this anymore since I moved back further south
[bellavinoathens.com image 600x550]
Although AL did up the limit cap on beer somewhat recently.


I love that label. I also love that beer.

I was just teasing CT as ya do in an effort to distract from this blemish on my otherwise decent city.
 
2013-02-17 10:32:21 PM  
I can't believe I have to share the same fracking rock as these sandy-vagina'd, PC people from Ikponwosa Ero. I'm going to file a complaint. Along with a strongly-worded letter to the UN. And my mother, too.

/So there! Hmph!
 
2013-02-17 10:33:43 PM  

loki see loki do: White people's problems.


Apparently it's also white black people's problems.
 
2013-02-17 10:33:52 PM  
Brown and black shoe polish should be banned.
White gym shoe stuff still okay.www.shoesforcrews.com
 
2013-02-17 10:35:00 PM  
The Earl's on my block still has Albino Rhino. F*cking Vancouver..
 
2013-02-17 10:36:52 PM  
She's pretty dark for an albino.
 
2013-02-17 10:38:36 PM  
she got a nice rack and shape.

I would hit but then would have to probably sleep in another room cause her glow in the dark ass would keep me awake all night.
 
2013-02-17 10:39:16 PM  
www.vancouversun.com
 
2013-02-17 10:39:30 PM  
What *do* you call a Canadian black albino?
 
2013-02-17 10:45:42 PM  

WhippingBoy: What *do* you call a Canadian black albino?


Canugger.
 
2013-02-17 10:45:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: Ontos: ...  ...

Go on...


If you poke her in the eye, you get one wish and a free rainbow.

I know it's a stretch. But hey... at least I'm not telling you lies like there being enjoyable butt sex and this thing called a female orgasm.

;)
 
2013-02-17 10:47:01 PM  

WhippingBoy: What *do* you call a Canadian black albino?


Ikponwosa Ero
 
2013-02-17 10:47:49 PM  
So, they are going to call it  Melanin Deficient Rhinoceros  Amber Hop and Barley Juice?
 
2013-02-17 10:47:59 PM  

theflatline: [www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]


Hmm...I'd like to do a test to see if white stuff can be seen on her.
 
2013-02-17 10:48:43 PM  

Abox: theflatline: [www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]

Hmm...I'd like to do a test to see if white stuff can be seen on her.


I bet if you put under a black light you would be blinded with the result.
 
2013-02-17 10:50:31 PM  
Another environment that the Albino Rhino is extinct in.
 
2013-02-17 10:50:34 PM  
Lawyers make everything good.
 
2013-02-17 11:04:54 PM  

WhippingBoy: What *do* you call a Canadian black albino?


Snowball?
 
2013-02-17 11:09:15 PM  
The real question here is what kind of pussy establishment bows to this sort of pressure?

I would never go there again just on principal.
 
2013-02-17 11:10:31 PM  
I'd go into the bar and say "I'm albino. May I have a free beer?" or maybe ask to be in a commercial "I may not be an albino rhino, but they don't drink beer."
 
2013-02-17 11:12:08 PM  

quatchi: tinfoil-hat maggie: quatchi: cowgirl toffee: ...

I was just teasing CT as ya do in an effort to distract from this blemish on my otherwise decent city.


*sniffle* Really?
:P
 
2013-02-17 11:18:35 PM  

jaybeezey: The real question here is what kind of pussy establishment bows to this sort of pressure?

I would never go there again just on principal.


Hey, that's their choice. They want to bland and inoffensive, just like their food.
 
2013-02-17 11:19:33 PM  

MaritimeGirl: Here are the whiners in question. The boss of the albino activists and his employee - "a 31-year-old immigrant from Nigeria,"
http://www.vancouversun.com/health/Tribunal+hear+complaint/7708239/s to ry.html
[www.vancouversun.com image 850x611]


They don't even have pink eyes!

So are they just attention whores or what? IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM!
/wankers
 
2013-02-17 11:20:10 PM  
Next time I'm up there I'm going to file a complaint against "The White Spot".
 
2013-02-17 11:21:57 PM  

jaybeezey: The real question here is what kind of pussy establishment bows to this sort of pressure?

I would never go there again just on principal.


It's Earls. It's a sucky, overpriced restaurant that seems to impress the easily impressed.
 
2013-02-17 11:24:26 PM  
In honor of them they're offering a new drink "farking Retarded Beer."

See, that's actually offensive.
 
2013-02-17 11:32:37 PM  
My first impulse is to White Knight for Cowgirl Toffee, but damn, I don't want to get in her way.
 
2013-02-17 11:32:44 PM  

cowgirl toffee: *sniffle* Really?

:P


Lawls! Really, really.

You're eminently teasable and you darn well know it!

;>p
 
2013-02-17 11:42:08 PM  
I actually DO have a friend or two with albinism, and they pretty much agree this is horseshiat :D

And if they wanted to be especially smart-assed, they could call the brew Mewy Meezer Brew or something like that--because, well, very few people realise that the Siamese/Himalayan/pointed trait in critters IS a form of albinism (it's basically a temperature-sensitive variant).

Well, until the local cat-breeder's association decides to kvetch, that is...

At any rate, have the world's most adorable albino-cam, featuring some baaaaby cats with temperature-sensitive albinism who just celebrated their first Caturday this week. :3
 
2013-02-17 11:51:38 PM  
Reading things like this.... and knowing that people like this (easily offended, complainy-types who ruin things for everyone else) exist... make me really hate the entire human race.  Ya know, even more than I already did considering all the shiatty stuff we've been doing to each other.  Fark ALL these arse-holes...
 
2013-02-17 11:52:03 PM  
Well, now someone else can use the name.  If it's trademarked, the owner needs to use it to protect it.  Since they are abandoning it, someone else can take over.  Hopefully the new people aren't pussies like these guys.
 
2013-02-17 11:58:57 PM  

theflatline: Abox: theflatline: [www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]

Hmm...I'd like to do a test to see if white stuff can be seen on her.

I bet if you put under a black light you would be blinded with the result.


You would also be revved up like a deuce.
 
2013-02-18 12:06:17 AM  

ciberido: theflatline: Abox: theflatline: [www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]

Hmm...I'd like to do a test to see if white stuff can be seen on her.

I bet if you put under a black light you would be blinded with the result.

You would also be revved up like a deuce.


I've always wondered what that phrase means, "like a deuce" what does that mean?

/Also completely unrelated to the thread I think I found my new favorite band.
 
2013-02-18 12:28:07 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: theflatline: Abox: theflatline: [www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]

Hmm...I'd like to do a test to see if white stuff can be seen on her.

I bet if you put under a black light you would be blinded with the result.

You would also be revved up like a deuce.

I've always wondered what that phrase means, "like a deuce" what does that mean?


Someone is just a bit unfamiliar with the term "deuce coupe" (as in the old 60's surfer song of the same name)--specifically a rodded-up Ford Model A or (more commonly nowadays) repro.

Here's an example of the "revved up deuce" in question:

upload.wikimedia.org

/why yes, I've had both relatives (cousins for the most part) AND in-laws who do the show car thing, why do you ask? :D
 
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