If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Gizmodo)   What's the best WiFi network name you've ever seen? "PedoBarn", "Dial Up Networking", "FBI surveillance" are all winners   (gizmodo.com) divider line 505
    More: Asinine, Wi-Fi, FBI, surveillance  
•       •       •

20654 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Feb 2013 at 10:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



505 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-02-18 10:21:30 AM
My neighbor's is "Never go ass to mouth"
 
2013-02-18 10:22:45 AM

L33t Squirrel: mmonnens: Once there was an Optimus Prime in my apartment complex, but now my Protoculture is the only interesting one out there.

Nice! Is your boyfriend a pilot by any chance? :P

/nothing interesting around here
//not even ours


I swear, that story at the bottom of your profile makes me chuckle every time.
 
2013-02-18 10:23:06 AM
I have mine named [Town Name]_POLICE_UNIT_34.  Just checking the neighborhood, and I've got two "linksys", three "ATT###", and "myshiat".  Boring.

/Not that mine's exciting or anything.
 
2013-02-18 10:24:47 AM
Mine is "UFIA"

Thanks FARK
 
2013-02-18 10:28:16 AM

WhippingBoy: Fark, you disappoint.

I expected some really witty and cool network names. Instead I get a bunch of lame, high-school secondary school calibre crap.


If you're going to spell "caliber" like that, get the rest of it right.
 
2013-02-18 10:28:34 AM
My SSID is FreeKiddiePorn. It gets a lot of attempted logons.
 
2013-02-18 10:30:46 AM
I have the "Long Schlong Brothers" and "NothingToSeeHere" living next door
 
2013-02-18 10:33:08 AM

St. Hubbins: Swoop1809: Mine is A Series of Tubes

That is also mine, I thought it was really clever, and when I saw this thread I was certain someone else on here would have it. Surprised it took 200 some comments for it to come up. I still love it though,  Currently connected to a series of tubes


That's mine, too. Might have to change it to "Not a Truck" after this thread, though.
 
2013-02-18 10:41:24 AM
Mine is "SCE to AUX"

/NASA geek
 
2013-02-18 10:47:44 AM
We named ours Kneel Before Zod    One of our neighbors named theres I will never kneel
 
2013-02-18 10:48:35 AM
"neuromancer" and "wintermute" are my two ssids...
 
2013-02-18 11:02:52 AM
RuraPenthe

//10 internet points to whoever can figure it out w/out Google
 
2013-02-18 11:04:41 AM
Mine is NoFreeWiFi4U
 
2013-02-18 11:05:40 AM

OscarTamerz: The one I was most impressed by was:

EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE BUILDING CAN HEAR YOU HAVING SEX


My buddy (apartment dweller) has "sorry for the loud sex" as his.
 
2013-02-18 11:09:29 AM
I haven't looked at our neighborhood wifi networks in ages... let's see.  There's "Damn Martins," "Pimpin Jen" (oh god I think that's the new neighbor with the two little kids) and "Ive Got Worms."

Every single one is locked.  Wow.
 
2013-02-18 11:18:12 AM
NetworkXXIII

/can't be  that obscure...
 
2013-02-18 11:18:30 AM
There is a guy in my apartment building that has "Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi"
 
2013-02-18 11:19:48 AM
Hoe about DJesus?
 
2013-02-18 11:29:34 AM

PhatChuckB: NetworkXXIII

/can't be  that obscure...


20 minutes into the future
 
2013-02-18 11:36:23 AM
img717.imageshack.us

Well, my neighbors are boring, but secure at least.
 
2013-02-18 11:41:39 AM
"sillablancaplásticodaqado" You'd have to live in the Dominican Republic to get the joke.
 
2013-02-18 11:56:23 AM
Jeeb_TOT

/Was reading the series at the time.
//better not be obscure.
 
2013-02-18 11:57:07 AM
Heavy DSL.
 
2013-02-18 12:01:42 PM
neighbors was open with 10 people logged on normally
this kept my computer slow not to mention the owners
so i changed it to "i'm watching you"
after that it was just him and me
 
2013-02-18 12:04:36 PM
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wifi
 
2013-02-18 12:15:25 PM
Seen in Ketchikan, Alaska in 2009:  TitanUranus
 
2013-02-18 12:15:43 PM

craig328: I swear, that story at the bottom of your profile makes me chuckle every time.


It's like a little easter egg for those who can be bothered to read the entire thing. :)
 
2013-02-18 12:15:58 PM
For my mobile hotspot I use two. Live near an AFB that sometimes has the President make a stop so "AIRFORCE_ONE_FED_ID_W359"

Otherwise "ISS_EMERGENCY_BACKUP_876X"
 
2013-02-18 12:18:04 PM
As someone that works in NOC and monitors the networks.  Got to say I have probably seen it all.
 
2013-02-18 12:18:26 PM

Huron77: RuraPenthe

//10 internet points to whoever can figure it out w/out Google


Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place...

/I win
 
2013-02-18 12:19:08 PM

L33t Squirrel: craig328: I swear, that story at the bottom of your profile makes me chuckle every time.

It's like a little easter egg for those who can be bothered to read the entire thing. :)


That's why you are one of the pretty colors on my screen.
 
2013-02-18 12:20:11 PM
Dixie Normous
 
2013-02-18 12:22:00 PM
4chan Party Van is my latest one. I have had Hot sexy office chair porn as well as Hack this biatch.
 
2013-02-18 12:29:51 PM

L33t Squirrel: craig328: I swear, that story at the bottom of your profile makes me chuckle every time.

It's like a little easter egg for those who can be bothered to read the entire thing. :)


Indeed.  I've had you specialed for awhile now.

i819.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 12:30:49 PM
My phone's Mobile Hotspot was "FBI Surveillance Van #2" for a while.  It was entertaining to sit in the bar and see people looking at their phones, then out the door, and getting nervous.

I eventually changed it.  Now it says "Justin Beiber Limousine Wi-fi"  If i leave it open, plenty of people connect to it, surprisingly, a lot of them aren't teenage girls, and if i do password protect it, it's amusing to see if people notice and point it out.

Next week's will be "It hurts when IP"   I'm also considering "FREE 10gb WIFI" with a password on it.
 
2013-02-18 12:32:17 PM
My Wifi signal is watching you masturbate
 
2013-02-18 12:32:45 PM
Mine is "WIFI is Coming"
 
2013-02-18 12:35:00 PM
Mine is 'Gallifrey'.  My neighbours are unimaginative.
 
2013-02-18 12:39:23 PM
Shortbus inc.
 
2013-02-18 12:41:46 PM
Mine's DOLJHAR - which is so obscure I will be shocked if anyone on fark actually knows what it is without googling it.
 
2013-02-18 12:44:51 PM
Youth In Asia
 
2013-02-18 12:48:18 PM
I have a Netgear WNDR4000 that has separate 2.4 and 5 GHz SSID's.  One is Beavis and the other is Butthead.
 
2013-02-18 12:50:17 PM
This conversation  just came up last night! I was at my girlfriend's place and we were hooking up the wi-fi, and her neighbour's connection was FART_SMASHER :)
 
2013-02-18 12:52:37 PM
Cunning Linguist
 
2013-02-18 12:54:13 PM
Mine was "Trampolining_Your_Wife" until my ex-neighbors asked me to change it. They were selling the house and thought it would detract from the value. Once they moved I never bothered to change it back.

Thank you Fark for the inspiration.
 
2013-02-18 12:54:33 PM
Came for the Glados network names.

/leaving disappointed.
 
2013-02-18 12:59:19 PM
Driving past a local college my phone detected "Dildo Baggins".  It was open, so I joined...
 
2013-02-18 01:01:25 PM
KILL_FACEBOOK.exe

/Sounds like a virus
//It is?
///The neighbors don't know...hehehehe
 
2013-02-18 01:05:04 PM
Check your mail for those bonus points!
For thode of you playing along at home, RuraPenthe was the Klingon prison moon in Star trek-The Undiscovered Country (5, I believe)

Kazoni                    2013-02-18 12:18:26 PM  
Huron77: RuraPenthe
//10 internet points to whoever can figure it out w/out Google

Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place...
/I win
 
2013-02-18 01:17:04 PM
ItsBiggerOnTheInside
 
Displayed 50 of 505 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report