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(Gizmodo)   What's the best WiFi network name you've ever seen? "PedoBarn", "Dial Up Networking", "FBI surveillance" are all winners   (gizmodo.com) divider line 505
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2013-02-18 01:08:38 AM

Dawnrazor: "Link's Sis"


If you want to get really nerdy about it, change it to Aryll.
 
2013-02-18 01:08:54 AM

Big Man: There's a Quizno's in downtown St. Louis owned by a middle-eastern person. You can join the "Jihad" there. I have a feeling it's the design studio above them though.


Years ago, when I was in college, an Arab type guy in the dorm had his JIHAD license plate recalled. He didn't see what the fuss was all about. To him, it was like FREEDOM or GODSGR8.
 
2013-02-18 01:10:34 AM
My little brother had a couple of good ones.

Beef Curtains
No Farking Newfies (those who have lived in Ft. McMurray Alberta will get the joke)
 
2013-02-18 01:11:24 AM
long story short my parents were having problems with they're isp dad calls and wants the router password NO. The tech walked him though resting it.. Any way stop by their house late that night and I changed the SSID to FBI_Surveillance _Van #8. Next morning I stop by to check and see how they are doing and when I walk in the kitchen I find my father on the phone with the FBI filed office telling them that there is a surveillance van some where in the neighborhood that is board casting it's "Internet"
 
2013-02-18 01:15:43 AM
Mine is 'Flowers By Irene'.
 
2013-02-18 01:18:02 AM
There's one near my place named "Farkit".  Fess up.  Which one of you lives in my neighborhood?
 
2013-02-18 01:20:02 AM

skinink: My wi-fi is hidden but named "Discworld".

I just checked my neighbors' wi-fis and someone named theirs, "12345" I swear I'm so tempted to spend a few minutes to see if I can guess what the password might be on that.


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-18 01:20:27 AM

NameDot: cmunic8r99: GTFO

that's my old laptop!


sometimes I change it to TITS
 
2013-02-18 01:20:36 AM
Mine is "Here be dragons"
 
2013-02-18 01:20:58 AM
Mine?

"ItsOKWeCanJustSnuggle"
 
2013-02-18 01:21:14 AM
Ours is "Secret Alien Bunker"
 
2013-02-18 01:24:14 AM
I'm planning on changing mine to WifiNinja

Haven't done it yet though.
 
2013-02-18 01:25:29 AM
Initially my "mifi" was "CIA Mind Control Van Number 6," have since changed to "UN Population Control Van #2"

My next name will deal with "Contrail monitoring"
 
2013-02-18 01:26:05 AM
'Chargin mah laz0r'

My phone is:
'Wireless Spectrum Dash'
 
2013-02-18 01:27:30 AM
ibangedyourwifi

and

payyourrent
 
2013-02-18 01:30:40 AM

utsagrad123: I always crack up when I see a WiFi network named "linksys".


My openbsd firewall is named this just for entertainment purposes.  I get all sorts of interest traffic to watch via tcpdump. My wifi router is named "default" which is pretty much the same as linksys, just an older default, if you will.
 
2013-02-18 01:30:42 AM
password_4_drugz?
 
2013-02-18 01:31:05 AM
Mine is named "WiFisaurus Rex"
Was named "Infected Network" at one time.
 
2013-02-18 01:31:09 AM
GoodHead401B
 
2013-02-18 01:31:43 AM

skinink: My wi-fi is hidden but named "Discworld".

I just checked my neighbors' wi-fis and someone named theirs, "12345" I swear I'm so tempted to spend a few minutes to see if I can guess what the password might be on that.


"Luggage"?
 
2013-02-18 01:33:27 AM

mmonnens: Once there was an Optimus Prime in my apartment complex, but now my Protoculture is the only interesting one out there.


+1 internets for the Robotech reference!
 
2013-02-18 01:34:23 AM
At the end of my street, there's a "BiatchAssnubian" and "BiatchAssnubianGuest".

I always wonder what their guests think
 
2013-02-18 01:36:01 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: daveb0rg: Nothing too interesting around me.

Ugh, you're right.

Who is the gaytard who named his network "TheMatrix"?


I guess that would be me.
 
2013-02-18 01:36:35 AM

marcre3363: At the end of my street, there's a "BiatchAssnubian" and "BiatchAssnubianGuest".

I always wonder what their guests think


This biatchassnubian got some good-ass wifi.
 
2013-02-18 01:38:27 AM

NFA: SilentStrider: NCIS surveillance van.


FBI was too cliché

DEA surveillance van is the best in my opinion


NFA: SilentStrider: NCIS surveillance van.


FBI was too cliché

DEA surveillance van is the best in my opinion


I go with "INS Enforcement Group 3" to freak out the people in the rent house next door
 
2013-02-18 01:40:13 AM

GardenWeasel: "FEMA Survey Team"


Getting a kick...
 
2013-02-18 01:40:13 AM
In my neighborhood:

Abraham Linksys
ANetworkfarkYeah
FunkyTown
 
2013-02-18 01:43:51 AM
Mine was "Internet Hate Machine" for a while. Now it might as well be "Mom's Basement".
 
2013-02-18 01:43:55 AM
I've got two FBI Surveillance Vans with different numbers that I change every so often.

/not that anyone's reading anymore
 
2013-02-18 01:44:21 AM
"jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick".
 
2013-02-18 01:48:56 AM
right now mine is called thelesserinternets, but for awhile i used CIA van 382
 
2013-02-18 01:48:59 AM
There are a few good ones close to me;

biatchesInHeat
HotSluts
BigDamnHeros
TuzaBaap

A couple use the street names at the intersection!

Silly woman at call center named mine, HOMEWIFI. C-link is lame!

Only open one is TP-LINK_A04184, signal is to weak to be any use!
 
2013-02-18 01:50:15 AM
A GAY MANS WIFI SIGNAL IS IN YOUR KIDS ROOM
 
2013-02-18 01:50:37 AM
Skynet
 
2013-02-18 01:55:45 AM
"It burns when IP"
 
2013-02-18 01:59:09 AM
I went simple: IP Freely
 
2013-02-18 02:01:55 AM

Miss Stein: I didn't get to name our WiFi network this time, but next time I'm choosing "2311 N. Los Robles Ave."


My son named our previous one (Tardis). I got the honors when we purchased a new router back in January.
 
2013-02-18 02:05:41 AM
Upstairs neighbor at my old work had "pretty fly for a Wifi".
 
2013-02-18 02:10:58 AM
"Brett Favre is dead to me" radiates from one apartment complex.  The college area usually has a variety of saucy and hilarious network names.
 
2013-02-18 02:12:16 AM
My downstairs neighbor from a few years back had "Homeland Security Is Watching" as his network.
 
2013-02-18 02:12:39 AM
WirelessExtensionCord
 
2013-02-18 02:13:14 AM
The Internet Box
 
2013-02-18 02:15:24 AM
From a post following TFA; Alexander Graham Belkin
 
2013-02-18 02:15:26 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Miss Stein: I didn't get to name our WiFi network this time, but next time I'm choosing "2311 N. Los Robles Ave."

My son named our previous one (Tardis). I got the honors when we purchased a new router back in January.


As a nerdgirl, I approve of this; Tardis is pretty epic.  Ours is named after the dog, a neurotic pug.

And oh my, thank you for the month of TF!   *mwah, mwah, mwah*
 
2013-02-18 02:19:49 AM
One near me is jhakaas.  way to commit, neighbor.
 
2013-02-18 02:25:07 AM

Miss Stein: I didn't get to name our WiFi network this time, but next time I'm choosing "2311 N. Los Robles Ave."


I have to wonder if using that would confuse the people around here  -- I live near a section of S. Los Robles Ave.

No interesting wifi networks here, unfortunately.  Just a lot of 2wires and a few boring-named things such as my own.
 
2013-02-18 02:27:31 AM
Reporting in from butch-n-harry (sic)
 
2013-02-18 02:28:28 AM
Brainstorming...

The LAN Before Time?

Thou_Shallt_Not_Covet_Thy_Neighbours_Wifi?

The Time Traveler's Wifi?
 
2013-02-18 02:28:49 AM
You Are Probably Sinning Right Now
 
2013-02-18 02:31:11 AM
notwork
 
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