Mormon Glass Dildo

Mine is "$2BlowjobPinkPussyPalace".

Mine is Lick My Taint.

Mike Hawk

Nothing beats my mother-in-law asking for the password to get connected to Mike Hawk.

NFA: SilentStrider: NCIS surveillance van.


FBI was too cliché

DEA surveillance van is the best in my opinion

I just go with "Surveillance Unit #6".

Mine is 'The Drones Club'

\Not obscure I hope
\\Yeah yeah

Tandy _1400_Baud_Dial_up

Bajingo Network

Mine is "Hide your kids hide your wifi"

Mine is

Hey_I'm_Wacking_Off_Here

TheCameraInYourBathroom

Huh, just came up with that, off to rename network.

"Link's Sis"

I've been known to use Skynet as well.

utsagrad123: I always crack up when I see a WiFi network named "linksys".

That's what I named my Belkin router...

Mine is "Totally not a police trap".

Password_is_password

Warning: virus infected network is what mine has been for a few years now.

We have a bunch of uncreative people, and one named Hobbiton.  Our's is Pollywanna.

Pffft, amateurs... I prefer to encode my cute messages in the MAC address.  It works even when your device does not have a SSID.

Big Man: There's a Quizno's in downtown St. Louis owned by a middle-eastern person. You can join the "Jihad" there. I have a feeling it's the design studio above them though.

There's still an open Quizno's? Wow.

I have one SSID that is simply "I_read_UR_email".

Back when WiFi wasn't common and setting up the network wasn't exactly plug and play I set up a test AP to figure out all of the settings, the SSID I used was a play on the word "test": testicle.  To this day my home WiFi APs all have the SSID "testicle"

Sanchez

/ not Mexican

My phone hotspot is called "Das Boot".  My home router supports four different network names concurrently, this will be fun...

keylogger.exe

skinink: My wi-fi is hidden but named "Discworld".

I just checked my neighbors' wi-fis and someone named theirs, "12345" I swear I'm so tempted to spend a few minutes to see if I can guess what the password might be on that.

That sounds like the code an idiot would have on their luggage.
/changes wifi password

Overused Expression: Past names for my routers include "Anal Seepage", "Pedorama", "Pedopalooza", and "Google Blue Waffle".

you know if you want to you can set up a open router that, no matter what is requested, always returns a specific thing

like a login page

from the darkest hell of the internet

Mine is Nacho Connection.

Mine is Spider-Skull Island.

Kansei: My phone hotspot is called "Das Boot".  My home router supports four different network names concurrently, this will be fun...

got the ASUS N150 router? those things are really nice and cheaper than anything on amazon.

Lehk: Overused Expression: Past names for my routers include "Anal Seepage", "Pedorama", "Pedopalooza", and "Google Blue Waffle".

you know if you want to you can set up a open router that, no matter what is requested, always returns a specific thing

like a login page

from the darkest hell of the internet

Dude, you don't have to login to see youtube comments.

Not exactly on topic, but my sis-in-law thought her neighbors were using her wi-fi and she asked me to lock it down.  Logged onto her laptop, got into the router, changed the name, locked it up, and checked that I could still connect to it.

I could connect, but every couple of minutes it would lose the connection.  So I asked her where it was so I could check it.  It turns out HER router was unplugged, she'd been using her neighbor's wifi, and I'd just locked them out.  They must have been power cycling it to fix the connection.  So I set it back how I found it and locked hers down.

Oy.

Fark, you disappoint.

I expected some really witty and cool network names. Instead I get a bunch of lame, high-school calibre crap.

I named mine "I.C.E."

got the ASUS N150 router? those things are really nice and cheaper than anything on amazon.

It's a Netgear WNDR3400, a freebie when I signed up for cable internet.

Hmm.  Just checked and it looks like one of my neighbors is running an unsecured WIFI HP print server...

/ponders submitting a 2000-page print job...

WE CAN HEAR YOU BEATING OFF

I just changed mine to Fluttershy's Cottage


until i can come up with something more clever, it will have to do.

Maybe "I have the cheapest bandwidth option" ?

No, really, we can.  Please stop, you're scaring the dog.

RUTALKING2ME

KEEP OUT
No password of course

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Lehk: Overused Expression: Past names for my routers include "Anal Seepage", "Pedorama", "Pedopalooza", and "Google Blue Waffle".

you know if you want to you can set up a open router that, no matter what is requested, always returns a specific thing

like a login page

from the darkest hell of the internet

Dude, you don't have to login to see youtube comments.

Well there is always that.

I have a neighbor who has "WE CAN SMELL YOUR WEED"

It's locked and I have no idea who is doing the smoking or the smelling.

My brother is an Ohio State fan and has several UofM fan friends, they arewelcome to use his Wifi, it's Fu*kMiSUCKan.

FBI Honeypot

Mine's called "TheTubes"