FARK.com: (7597551) Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles

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		Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles (nj.com)		47
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dbirchall		2013-02-17 10:13:40 PM

7 votes:

I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

lack of warmth		2013-02-17 10:05:13 PM

4 votes:

"CPR was unsuccessul".

I would think compression would be the last thing he would need. Just reinflate and fluff.

lifeboat		2013-02-17 10:54:38 PM

3 votes:

My Coast Guard spokesman name is Escort Neighborhood.

That's... unfortunate.

ADHD Librarian		2013-02-17 10:43:55 PM

3 votes:

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Spokesman Escort Church here.

/that is way better than I ever got on the old porn name game

Nina9		2013-02-18 12:57:02 AM

2 votes:

I win this game every time.
Porn name: Kitty Via Caterina.
US Coast Guard Spokeswoman name: Datsun Knuckleheads.

/where do I pick up my prize?

Rob3Fan		2013-02-18 12:24:51 AM

2 votes:

Shadow Lavalife here.

Sounds like a dating site for the Illuminati.

ropegun		2013-02-17 11:47:32 PM

2 votes:

Escort Dogpark!!

fusillade762		2013-02-17 11:42:23 PM

2 votes:

Jetta Disco is pretty good as maritime spokespeople names go, but it's not nearly as manly as DoD spokesman, Lieutenant Commander Flex Plexico

robxiii		2013-02-17 11:24:40 PM

2 votes:

..... I just want to say that my wife's name would be Probe Busch (Gardens) with this naming scenario.. PERFECT! =D

Donkey Hodie		2013-02-17 11:10:40 PM

2 votes:

buzzcut73		2013-02-17 10:59:07 PM

2 votes:

Fury EHarmony reporting for duty.

mikaloyd		2013-02-18 03:00:30 AM

1 votes:

Rocknutts: MY coast guard spokesperson name is Capt. Datsun Dance Hall for my ex. Roadmaster Flat Iron for my ex gf. HHR Panera Bread for present gf.

How many first cars do you have?

Rocknutts		2013-02-18 02:31:07 AM

1 votes:

MY coast guard spokesperson name is Capt. Datsun Dance Hall for my ex. Roadmaster Flat Iron for my ex gf. HHR Panera Bread for present gf.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2013-02-18 02:15:21 AM

1 votes:

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Hmm old name is Venus Sand... no sir, I don't like it
but is Altima Kindergarten or Altima wedding better? (both legit for diff reasons), Nope, they are all bad =(

d-fens99		2013-02-18 02:02:11 AM

1 votes:

Just wanted to jump in on this action...

Oldsmobile Laboratory reporting for duty!

mikaloyd		2013-02-18 01:37:11 AM

1 votes:

Chevelle Cogen-Plant at your service

fred_chan		2013-02-18 01:28:05 AM

1 votes:

My coast guard spokesperson name is Explorer MUD. Sounds kind of cool, actually.

Cold Snap		2013-02-18 12:54:54 AM

1 votes:

Silverado Greenbrair reporting for duty!

no icon tact		2013-02-18 12:44:27 AM

1 votes:

Beetle Frontdesk

casual disregard		2013-02-18 12:17:37 AM

1 votes:

Sunbird School.

I guess it doesn't work for everyone.

Nunpoo		2013-02-18 12:01:09 AM

1 votes:

Cutlass Sex Dungeon

Iron Felix		2013-02-18 12:00:42 AM

1 votes:

Elantra Beanfield

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!

megarian		2013-02-17 11:58:26 PM

1 votes:

fusillade762: Impala Nightclub.

Works as a stripper name, too.

Jabberwookiee		2013-02-17 11:50:53 PM

1 votes:

Topaz Rave present and accounted for.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-17 11:41:47 PM

1 votes:

What a disco in a stretch Jetta might look like
www.avolarlimo.com

The Mulatto Maker		2013-02-17 11:39:30 PM

1 votes:

Escort PT Field reporting for doody!

Actually... my second car (a slightly newer Escort) was at the PT field that day too. Hrm...

fusillade762		2013-02-17 11:35:57 PM

1 votes:

Impala Nightclub.

Sgt Otter		2013-02-17 11:35:07 PM

1 votes:

Petty Officer Rampage Shanghai Tunnels!

thorthor		2013-02-17 11:25:58 PM

1 votes:

Chevy lake PRESENT!
btw, my porn name is Stacy southview. And I'm a guy. Embarrassing.

dbirchall		2013-02-17 11:25:22 PM

1 votes:

Donkey Hodie: dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Another Valiant owner! Mine was a '66

'65. My folks bought it new and gave it to me when I was old enough to drive.

Donkey Hodie: [perezsolomon.com image 591x580]

But she got hitched and is now Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer-Clardy, or just "MP Sawyer-Clardy" for short.

Seacop		2013-02-17 11:23:31 PM

1 votes:

Chief Malibu Kodiak

rogue_L_chick		2013-02-17 11:17:09 PM

1 votes:

Charger Arsaga, present and accounted for!

Klippoklondike		2013-02-17 11:12:34 PM

1 votes:

Mustang Beach reporting for duty!

MarquisdeSade		2013-02-17 11:11:35 PM

1 votes:

Caprice Gasbar reporting for duty!

felix_golden		2013-02-17 11:06:40 PM

1 votes:

Horizon Nudie Bar ... uh I mean Horizon Gentleman's Club on deck.

lantawa		2013-02-17 11:05:33 PM

1 votes:

Anglia Office, going for my commission......

TuteTibiImperes		2013-02-17 10:55:15 PM

1 votes:

themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..

My porn star name is Dixie Columbus, sounds sort of womanly as well.

No SO at the moment so not sure if I can play this one, but if I went with my last ex...

Wrangler Airport

megarian		2013-02-17 10:53:46 PM

1 votes:

Grand Am Nowhere ready and waiting!

gilberry		2013-02-17 10:53:22 PM

1 votes:

Monza Debate Tournament

theflatline		2013-02-17 10:52:30 PM

1 votes:

Mazda La Suiza...

kevinfra		2013-02-17 10:52:30 PM

1 votes:

I guess that would make me spokesperson Hummer Stripbar.

HotWingAgenda		2013-02-17 10:51:37 PM

1 votes:

themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..

What auto company manufactures a car called the Samantha?

Smeggy Smurf		2013-02-17 10:50:12 PM

1 votes:

Town Called Bumpass		2013-02-17 10:48:59 PM

1 votes:

My Coast Guard Spokesperson Name (TM) is Grand Am Rehearsal. But you can call me Pontiac. I am, after all, 1/32 Native American.

/ Yay Diversity!

chetbango		2013-02-17 10:47:24 PM

1 votes:

Chief Petty Officer Cutlass Villa reporting for duty.

skinink		2013-02-17 10:45:51 PM

1 votes:

"Coast Guard spokeswoman Jetta Disco said the man was a contractor for Hydro-Marine Construction. She said the Coast Guard is investigating the exact cause of the incident, which is still unclear."

Maybe he should have been warned not to rock the boat, baby, or not to tip the boat over.

Aye Carumba		2013-02-17 10:45:24 PM

1 votes:

Colt Stairwell reporting for duty.

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