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(NJ.com)   Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles   (nj.com) divider line 47
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2013-02-17 10:13:40 PM
7 votes:
I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!
2013-02-17 10:05:13 PM
4 votes:
"CPR was unsuccessul".

I would think compression would be the last thing he would need.  Just reinflate and fluff.
2013-02-17 10:54:38 PM
3 votes:
My Coast Guard spokesman name is Escort Neighborhood.

That's... unfortunate.
2013-02-17 10:43:55 PM
3 votes:

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Spokesman Escort Church here.

/that is way better than I ever got on the old porn name game
2013-02-18 12:57:02 AM
2 votes:
I win this game every time.
Porn name: Kitty Via Caterina.
US Coast Guard Spokeswoman name: Datsun Knuckleheads.

/where do I pick up my prize?
2013-02-18 12:24:51 AM
2 votes:
Shadow Lavalife here.

Sounds like a dating site for the Illuminati.
2013-02-17 11:47:32 PM
2 votes:
Escort Dogpark!!
2013-02-17 11:42:23 PM
2 votes:
Jetta Disco is pretty good as maritime spokespeople names go, but it's not nearly as manly as DoD spokesman, Lieutenant Commander Flex Plexico
2013-02-17 11:24:40 PM
2 votes:
  .....  I just want to say that my wife's name would be Probe Busch (Gardens) with this naming scenario.. PERFECT! =D
2013-02-17 11:10:40 PM
2 votes:
perezsolomon.com
2013-02-17 10:59:07 PM
2 votes:
Fury EHarmony reporting for duty.
2013-02-18 03:00:30 AM
1 votes:

Rocknutts: MY coast guard spokesperson name is Capt. Datsun Dance Hall for my ex. Roadmaster Flat Iron for my ex gf. HHR Panera Bread for present gf.


How many first cars do you have?
2013-02-18 02:31:07 AM
1 votes:
 MY coast guard spokesperson name is Capt. Datsun Dance Hall for my ex. Roadmaster Flat Iron for my ex gf. HHR Panera Bread for present gf.
2013-02-18 02:15:21 AM
1 votes:

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Hmm old name is Venus Sand... no sir, I don't like it
but is Altima Kindergarten or Altima wedding better? (both legit for diff reasons), Nope, they are all bad =(
2013-02-18 02:02:11 AM
1 votes:
Just wanted to jump in on this action...

Oldsmobile Laboratory reporting for duty!
2013-02-18 01:37:11 AM
1 votes:
Chevelle Cogen-Plant at your service
2013-02-18 01:28:05 AM
1 votes:
My coast guard spokesperson name is Explorer MUD. Sounds kind of cool, actually.
2013-02-18 12:54:54 AM
1 votes:
Silverado Greenbrair reporting for duty!
2013-02-18 12:44:27 AM
1 votes:
Beetle Frontdesk
2013-02-18 12:17:37 AM
1 votes:
Sunbird School.

I guess it doesn't work for everyone.
2013-02-18 12:01:09 AM
1 votes:
Cutlass Sex Dungeon
2013-02-18 12:00:42 AM
1 votes:
Elantra Beanfield

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!
2013-02-17 11:58:26 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Impala Nightclub.


Works as a stripper name, too.
2013-02-17 11:50:53 PM
1 votes:
Topaz Rave present and accounted for.
2013-02-17 11:41:47 PM
1 votes:
What a disco in a stretch Jetta might look like
www.avolarlimo.com
2013-02-17 11:39:30 PM
1 votes:
Escort PT Field reporting for doody!

Actually... my second car (a slightly newer Escort) was at the PT field that day too. Hrm...
2013-02-17 11:35:57 PM
1 votes:
Impala Nightclub.
2013-02-17 11:35:07 PM
1 votes:
Petty Officer Rampage Shanghai Tunnels!
2013-02-17 11:25:58 PM
1 votes:
Chevy lake PRESENT!
btw, my porn name is Stacy southview. And I'm a guy. Embarrassing.
2013-02-17 11:25:22 PM
1 votes:

Donkey Hodie: dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Another Valiant owner!  Mine was a '66


'65.  My folks bought it new and gave it to me when I was old enough to drive.

Donkey Hodie: [perezsolomon.com image 591x580]


But she got hitched and is now Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer-Clardy, or just "MP Sawyer-Clardy" for short.
2013-02-17 11:23:31 PM
1 votes:
Chief Malibu Kodiak
2013-02-17 11:17:09 PM
1 votes:
Charger Arsaga, present and accounted for!
2013-02-17 11:12:34 PM
1 votes:
Mustang Beach reporting for duty!
2013-02-17 11:11:35 PM
1 votes:
Caprice Gasbar reporting for duty!
2013-02-17 11:06:40 PM
1 votes:
Horizon Nudie Bar ... uh I mean Horizon Gentleman's Club on deck.
2013-02-17 11:05:33 PM
1 votes:
Anglia Office, going for my commission......
2013-02-17 10:55:15 PM
1 votes:

themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..


My porn star name is Dixie Columbus, sounds sort of womanly as well.

No SO at the moment so not sure if I can play this one, but if I went with my last ex...

Wrangler Airport
2013-02-17 10:53:46 PM
1 votes:
Grand Am Nowhere ready and waiting!
2013-02-17 10:53:22 PM
1 votes:
Monza Debate Tournament
2013-02-17 10:52:30 PM
1 votes:
Mazda La Suiza...
2013-02-17 10:52:30 PM
1 votes:
I guess that would make me spokesperson Hummer Stripbar.
2013-02-17 10:51:37 PM
1 votes:

themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..


What auto company manufactures a car called the Samantha?
2013-02-17 10:50:12 PM
1 votes:

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Luv Cart Return

/my name sucks
2013-02-17 10:48:59 PM
1 votes:
My Coast Guard Spokesperson Name (TM) is Grand Am Rehearsal. But you can call me Pontiac. I am, after all, 1/32 Native American.

/ Yay Diversity!
2013-02-17 10:47:24 PM
1 votes:
Chief Petty Officer Cutlass Villa reporting for duty.
2013-02-17 10:45:51 PM
1 votes:

"Coast Guard spokeswoman Jetta Disco said the man was a contractor for Hydro-Marine Construction. She said the Coast Guard is investigating the exact cause of the incident, which is still unclear."


Maybe he should have been warned not to rock the boat, baby, or not to tip the boat over.


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2013-02-17 10:45:24 PM
1 votes:
Colt Stairwell reporting for duty.
 
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