dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Clearly, this is something similar.To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other./Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!
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