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(NJ.com)   Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles   (nj.com) divider line 112
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2013-02-17 11:43:36 PM  
Shame there's no voting...
 
2013-02-17 11:47:18 PM  

jtown: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 250x250]

Not what you were expecting.


www.imgderp.com
 
2013-02-17 11:47:32 PM  
Escort Dogpark!!
 
2013-02-17 11:50:53 PM  
Topaz Rave present and accounted for.
 
2013-02-17 11:56:49 PM  
Horizon Pride (or Horizon Chatroom if that counts as meeting). Horizon Pride is OK? Not as cool as Jetta Disco, however. My wife is Rambler Pride. How convenient we share the same last name.
 
2013-02-17 11:58:26 PM  

fusillade762: Impala Nightclub.


Works as a stripper name, too.
 
2013-02-17 11:58:44 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..

My porn star name is Dixie Columbus, sounds sort of womanly as well.

No SO at the moment so not sure if I can play this one, but if I went with my last ex...

Wrangler Airport


So you've got a male porn name as well!
 
2013-02-18 12:00:42 AM  
Elantra Beanfield

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!
 
2013-02-18 12:01:09 AM  
Cutlass Sex Dungeon
 
2013-02-18 12:02:29 AM  

Nunpoo: Cutlass Sex Dungeon


That sounds about right. Sex Dungeons should have a cutlass on hand.
 
2013-02-18 12:16:07 AM  
 Rear Admiral Boomer Stufflebeem.
 
2013-02-18 12:17:37 AM  
Sunbird School.

I guess it doesn't work for everyone.
 
2013-02-18 12:24:51 AM  
Shadow Lavalife here.

Sounds like a dating site for the Illuminati.
 
2013-02-18 12:44:27 AM  
Beetle Frontdesk
 
2013-02-18 12:45:58 AM  
Sundance Lawrence St House

I'm okay with this, and this is totally gonna get broken out at work tomorrow.  So thanks in advance,dbirchall!
 
2013-02-18 12:48:20 AM  

casual disregard: Sunbird School.

I guess it doesn't work for everyone.


Sunbird Linux Users Group agrees with you.
 
2013-02-18 12:49:11 AM  

Jabberwookiee: Topaz Rave present and accounted for.


Now THERE is a proper stripper name!  Or My Little Pony character.  Same thing.

http://brunching.com/pornorpony.html
 
2013-02-18 12:50:53 AM  

megarian: Grand Am Nowhere ready and waiting!


Hey, we must be related! I'm Windstar Nowhere!

/Yeah, drove my parents' old minivan as my first car
//so pimp
 
2013-02-18 12:53:56 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Jabberwookiee: Topaz Rave present and accounted for.

Now THERE is a proper stripper name!  Or My Little Pony character.  Same thing.

http://brunching.com/pornorpony.html


Not a bookmark...

/oh, who am I kidding...
 
2013-02-18 12:54:54 AM  
Silverado Greenbrair reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-18 12:57:02 AM  
I win this game every time.
Porn name: Kitty Via Caterina.
US Coast Guard Spokeswoman name: Datsun Knuckleheads.

/where do I pick up my prize?
 
2013-02-18 01:00:15 AM  
Mustang Lexington reporting for duty.
 
2013-02-18 01:22:42 AM  

Nina9: /where do I pick up my prize?


In my pants.

/sorry, couldn't resist
 
2013-02-18 01:26:55 AM  
I have a coonhound/pit bull mix named Jetta.
And I have a Cairn Terrier named Disco.
And I served in the United States Coast Guard for three years. Semper Paratus.
What all this means, I have no idea.

It's a white woman? Imagine that.
 
2013-02-18 01:28:05 AM  
My coast guard spokesperson name is Explorer MUD. Sounds kind of cool, actually.
 
2013-02-18 01:37:11 AM  
Chevelle Cogen-Plant at your service
 
2013-02-18 02:02:11 AM  
Just wanted to jump in on this action...

Oldsmobile Laboratory reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-18 02:15:21 AM  

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Hmm old name is Venus Sand... no sir, I don't like it
but is Altima Kindergarten or Altima wedding better? (both legit for diff reasons), Nope, they are all bad =(
 
2013-02-18 02:17:39 AM  
Bogus, I just read the thread and all my names are worse. what bad luck
 
2013-02-18 02:18:09 AM  
Starlet Edgbaston.... Nice.
 
2013-02-18 02:19:25 AM  
Tracer Nowhere, USCG, reporting as ordered.
 
2013-02-18 02:27:21 AM  

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Chevette Divebar, standing by.
 
2013-02-18 02:31:07 AM  
 MY coast guard spokesperson name is Capt. Datsun Dance Hall for my ex. Roadmaster Flat Iron for my ex gf. HHR Panera Bread for present gf.
 
2013-02-18 02:35:10 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Luv Cart Return

/my name sucks


A Chevy Luv? Nice. I wouldn't mind having one of those, but I know there's no way I'd ever find one.
 
2013-02-18 02:42:39 AM  
Relative?

static.okayplayer.com
 
2013-02-18 02:48:36 AM  
Maxima Class

/I'm okay with that
 
2013-02-18 03:00:30 AM  

Rocknutts: MY coast guard spokesperson name is Capt. Datsun Dance Hall for my ex. Roadmaster Flat Iron for my ex gf. HHR Panera Bread for present gf.


How many first cars do you have?
 
2013-02-18 03:15:39 AM  
Hummer Munster.

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!!
 
2013-02-18 03:19:42 AM  

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.



Gremlin Esperanto-Club Meeting, reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-18 03:25:31 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: What a disco in a stretch Jetta might look like
[www.avolarlimo.com image 850x564]


Sorry, couches and a stripper pole do not a disco make.
 
2013-02-18 03:51:33 AM  
Laser rotunda, reporting for duty SIR!
 
2013-02-18 03:59:45 AM  
Accord Casino, good to go.
 
2013-02-18 05:13:19 AM  
Astra Nowhere / Astra Foreveralone, reporting for duty...
 
2013-02-18 05:39:47 AM  

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Ram Wow.... I think I win.
 
2013-02-18 05:46:20 AM  
I've never owned a car so I went with my dad's.

Mini Bar!
 
2013-02-18 07:34:16 AM  
Awesome, my Coast Guard name is: 

Reliant Cubicle

First Car = Plymouth Reliant
Met My Wife = In My Cubicle (three jobs ago)
 
2013-02-18 07:38:04 AM  
Call me Celebrity McDonalds. Damn, that one sucks.
 
2013-02-18 07:54:16 AM  
Jetta Disco, Millionaire. I own a mansion und a yacht.

www.superyachttimes.com
 
2013-02-18 07:57:30 AM  
900 Brewpub is a very silly name.
 
2013-02-18 07:58:06 AM  
Missy Cedar.  Too bad I did all my porn as Woody Johnson.
 
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