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(NJ.com)   Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles   (nj.com) divider line 112
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2013-02-17 10:05:13 PM
"CPR was unsuccessul".

I would think compression would be the last thing he would need.  Just reinflate and fluff.
 
2013-02-17 10:13:40 PM
I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-17 10:31:58 PM
Spokeswoman with stupid name speaks, but has no information on subject she is speaking about.
I can see one obvious spending cut that wouldn't leave people without necessary services.
 
2013-02-17 10:43:55 PM

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Spokesman Escort Church here.

/that is way better than I ever got on the old porn name game
 
2013-02-17 10:45:24 PM
Colt Stairwell reporting for duty.
 
2013-02-17 10:45:46 PM
Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..
 
2013-02-17 10:45:51 PM

"Coast Guard spokeswoman Jetta Disco said the man was a contractor for Hydro-Marine Construction. She said the Coast Guard is investigating the exact cause of the incident, which is still unclear."


Maybe he should have been warned not to rock the boat, baby, or not to tip the boat over.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-17 10:46:20 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com

Not what you were expecting.
 
2013-02-17 10:47:24 PM
Chief Petty Officer Cutlass Villa reporting for duty.
 
2013-02-17 10:48:45 PM
Well, I guess that's the last time I post a naked college girl with a cat's head in a scissor grip in a panty thread.
 
2013-02-17 10:48:59 PM
My Coast Guard Spokesperson Name (TM) is Grand Am Rehearsal. But you can call me Pontiac. I am, after all, 1/32 Native American.

/ Yay Diversity!
 
2013-02-17 10:50:12 PM

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Luv Cart Return

/my name sucks
 
2013-02-17 10:51:37 PM

themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..


What auto company manufactures a car called the Samantha?
 
2013-02-17 10:52:30 PM
I guess that would make me spokesperson Hummer Stripbar.
 
2013-02-17 10:52:30 PM
Mazda La Suiza...
 
2013-02-17 10:53:22 PM
Monza Debate Tournament
 
2013-02-17 10:53:46 PM
Grand Am Nowhere ready and waiting!
 
2013-02-17 10:54:12 PM

HotWingAgenda: themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..

What auto company manufactures a car called the Samantha?


Forgot to answer my roll call:  Protege Crewteam
 
2013-02-17 10:54:38 PM
My Coast Guard spokesman name is Escort Neighborhood.

That's... unfortunate.
 
2013-02-17 10:54:45 PM
Hrm.  Mustang N/A doesn't have much of a ring to it.  Because I don't currently have a significant other, you insensitive jerks!
 
2013-02-17 10:55:15 PM

themasterdebater: Hmm so my porn name would of been Samantha Queensland - not bad for being a guy! Err wait..


My porn star name is Dixie Columbus, sounds sort of womanly as well.

No SO at the moment so not sure if I can play this one, but if I went with my last ex...

Wrangler Airport
 
2013-02-17 10:55:27 PM

lifeboat: My Coast Guard spokesman name is Escort Neighborhood.

That's... unfortunate.


Teeeeehehehehe
 
2013-02-17 10:55:45 PM

lifeboat: My Coast Guard spokesman name is Escort Neighborhood.

That's... unfortunate.


Better than the other way around.
 
2013-02-17 10:56:52 PM
My porn name would be perfect for a certain niche market:

Mini Club

Anyway, great idea, dbirchall!

/actually, it wasn't really a club so much as a boozer
 
2013-02-17 10:58:20 PM
Oops, that would be Coastguard Spokesman name.
 
2013-02-17 10:59:06 PM
The VW Jetta was named after the jet stream and the Golf was named after the golf stream.
 
2013-02-17 10:59:07 PM
Fury EHarmony reporting for duty.
 
2013-02-17 11:02:01 PM
Grossman, wasn't that one of the guys on Chips?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-17 11:03:18 PM
There's a Navy spokesman named Lt. Commander Kafka. He used to give briefings about Guantanamo trials.
 
2013-02-17 11:05:33 PM
Anglia Office, going for my commission......
 
2013-02-17 11:06:40 PM
Horizon Nudie Bar ... uh I mean Horizon Gentleman's Club on deck.
 
2013-02-17 11:09:06 PM
Never owned a car and have no SO.  Oh well.

I did know a Commander in the Navy whose name was Lex Luther... though Google says he's a Captain now, and I learn that his given name wasn't really 'Lex'.  Too bad.  But that's what he has put on his nametags, anyway.  I guess he still goes by Lex.  Ha.
 
2013-02-17 11:10:40 PM
perezsolomon.com
 
2013-02-17 11:11:35 PM
Caprice Gasbar reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-17 11:12:22 PM

nymersic: Never owned a car and have no SO.  Oh well.

I did know a Commander in the Navy whose name was Lex Luther... though Google says he's a Captain now, and I learn that his given name wasn't really 'Lex'.  Too bad.  But that's what he has put on his nametags, anyway.  I guess he still goes by Lex.  Ha.


A co-worker of mine was in the air force with a Captain Kirk
 
2013-02-17 11:12:34 PM
Mustang Beach reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-17 11:13:27 PM

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!


Another Valiant owner!  Mine was a '66
 
2013-02-17 11:17:09 PM
Charger Arsaga, present and accounted for!
 
2013-02-17 11:23:31 PM
Chief Malibu Kodiak
 
2013-02-17 11:24:40 PM
  .....  I just want to say that my wife's name would be Probe Busch (Gardens) with this naming scenario.. PERFECT! =D
 
2013-02-17 11:25:22 PM

Donkey Hodie: dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Another Valiant owner!  Mine was a '66


'65.  My folks bought it new and gave it to me when I was old enough to drive.

Donkey Hodie: [perezsolomon.com image 591x580]


But she got hitched and is now Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer-Clardy, or just "MP Sawyer-Clardy" for short.
 
2013-02-17 11:25:58 PM
Chevy lake PRESENT!
btw, my porn name is Stacy southview. And I'm a guy. Embarrassing.
 
2013-02-17 11:33:34 PM
Tempo Bookstore checking in!
 
2013-02-17 11:35:07 PM
Petty Officer Rampage Shanghai Tunnels!
 
2013-02-17 11:35:57 PM
Impala Nightclub.
 
2013-02-17 11:39:30 PM
Escort PT Field reporting for doody!

Actually... my second car (a slightly newer Escort) was at the PT field that day too. Hrm...
 
2013-02-17 11:40:20 PM

robxiii:   .....  I just want to say that my wife's name would be Probe Busch (Gardens) with this naming scenario.. PERFECT! =D


awesome.
 
2013-02-17 11:41:45 PM

dbirchall: Donkey Hodie:
Another Valiant owner!  Mine was a '66

'65.  My folks bought it new and gave it to me when I was old enough to drive.


I bought mine in '86 from a little old lady in my neighborhood who only drove it to church and the grocery store.  It had 19k miles on it.  She sold it to me because I mowed her lawn, and because she hadn't driven it in six months and didn't want to keep paying insurance for it.
 
2013-02-17 11:41:47 PM
What a disco in a stretch Jetta might look like
www.avolarlimo.com
 
2013-02-17 11:42:23 PM
Jetta Disco is pretty good as maritime spokespeople names go, but it's not nearly as manly as DoD spokesman, Lieutenant Commander Flex Plexico
 
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