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(WESH Orlando)   "She told the investigating trooper that her and the boyfriend were getting a little amorous and the trooper suspects that's probably why she lost control of the vehicle,"   (wesh.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-17 09:22:04 PM
The impact was so dramatic, the pressure blew a window in another part of the house out.

The men now want to meet the girl, the women now want to meet the boyfriend.
 
2013-02-17 09:24:16 PM
Typical Asia woman driver
 
2013-02-17 09:25:18 PM
The boyfriend was not hurt, mostly because he was not mistaken suddenly for the gearshift.
 
2013-02-17 09:30:22 PM
Cops are your friend. Tell them everything.
 
2013-02-17 09:37:37 PM
I once had a spectacular once-in-a-lifetime orgasm while driving. There was no wreck.

In addition to that, I once urinated out the driver-side window, while behind the wheel of a pickup truck, doing 45 mph on a curvy country road. My foot was on the gas pedal while my passenger took the wheel. Also, we were both hung over, having played a show the night before at a college boozer music venue. We were drunk and stoned and so was the audience, so it was a win-win.

So, if you can't maintain control of your vehicle while dealing with your basic biological functions, then forget about it.
 
2013-02-17 09:43:54 PM
Officials said 30-year-old Asia Walker was driving down Continental Drive,

www.famtic.com

Can run me off the road any day.
 
2013-02-17 09:50:50 PM
she*
 
2013-02-17 10:00:45 PM
Was it a red BMW coupe? Did Officer Henry Rollins to the preliminary investigation?

/"What the hell is he swerving all over the road for?!"
 
2013-02-17 10:05:43 PM

HumanBeingsSuck: I once had a spectacular once-in-a-lifetime orgasm while driving. There was no wreck.



Were you alone at the time?
 
2013-02-17 10:06:03 PM

gerbilpox: Officials said 30-year-old Asia Walker was driving down Continental Drive,

[www.famtic.com image 298x445]

Can run me off the road any day.


Not nowadays. She's a happy homemaker reformed from porn and living in Utah.
 
2013-02-17 10:08:05 PM
Hey, get a room you two.

Oh, not that quickly.
 
2013-02-17 10:29:38 PM
The victim's daughter
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2013-02-17 10:31:01 PM

skinink: gerbilpox: Officials said 30-year-old Asia Walker was driving down Continental Drive,

[www.famtic.com image 298x445]

Can run me off the road any day.

Not nowadays. She's a happy homemaker reformed from porn and living in Utah.


So? She's single (widowed) and still looks good.

img708.imageshack.us

Ooo. Just remembered that her husband died when his car ran off the road, so that wasn't a good choice of words on my part. Make that "give her a ride anytime."

/Asia, if yr reading
//BIE EIP
 
2013-02-17 11:51:27 PM

gerbilpox: Officials said 30-year-old Asia Walker was driving down Continental Drive,

[www.famtic.com image 298x445]

Can run me off the road any day.


Her headlights certainly could.
 
OKO
2013-02-18 05:44:02 AM

HumanBeingsSuck: So, if you can't maintain control of your vehicle while dealing with your basic biological functions, then forget about it.


Road head is great. I've even had it whilst driving on the incorrect, (right), side of the road.
 
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