gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.[img502.imageshack.us image 295x171]:POh, OK... but you are going to need this.[goldstartool.com image 850x566]
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How does he walk?
lack of warmth: "In most cases the men didn't need surgery at all and in others the surgeons also had to remove the second testicle."While in the states, when you wake, you are told how lucky you are to survive and the other testicle turned out to be cancerous as well.And if the wife is hot, your wife will be told that you will experience erectile dysfunction now. You know, so she can call the doctor when you can't perform.
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