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(Daily Mail)   The man with the £1million testicle   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2013-02-17 07:53:15 PM
I mean it. ALL of it!! :)
 
2013-02-17 07:55:30 PM
 
2013-02-17 07:57:56 PM

gorbishof: I know of several Tfettes involved in testicicular torsion events.


My buddy suffered testicular torsion during a particularly rowdy night of the old "how's your father".

Fortunately, he got to the hospital in time, and they were able to save the testicle.  And prevent further events by gently tacking it (in the non-torsioned state) to the inside of his scrotum.

But if it's torsioned, and remains so for even a few hours, it will likely die, and have to be surgically removed.
 
2013-02-17 07:59:28 PM
Scary shiat. biatches be busting balls..
 
2013-02-17 08:04:17 PM
I would watch Daniel Craig in this.
 
2013-02-17 08:05:34 PM

gorbishof: Scary shiat. biatches be busting balls..


Yup, and apparently, "reverse cowgirl" is responsible for more hospital visits due to "broken penis" than other positions.

/my fave position.  Except, you know, for all the others :-)
 
2013-02-17 08:07:40 PM

fusillade762: Didn't subby read the headline? It should have been the "£1million TESTICLE".


You know, if you're going to bash subby for not reading the article, you might want to read the article yourself.
 
2013-02-17 08:08:37 PM
One million pounds, divided among 56 men?  All of whom had the wrong nut removed?

That sounds more like the 56 dudes with get-out-of-jail free cards for, at a minimum, doing severe bodily harm on a few doctors.

By the way men, this is why a sharpie is a required piece of gear for any hospital stay.  Write in large, block letters "Not this one" on each testicle when you walk through the door.  Renew as necessary in case you pass out and they wheel you into the OR without prior warning.
 
2013-02-17 08:08:39 PM
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2013-02-17 08:12:21 PM
Oh, Nuts.
 
2013-02-17 08:27:23 PM
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2013-02-17 08:30:00 PM
I think that is fair enough.
 
2013-02-17 08:40:24 PM
you cut, eunuch
 
2013-02-17 08:47:56 PM
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
 
2013-02-17 08:51:37 PM
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2013-02-17 08:54:46 PM

gorbishof: I know of several Tfettes involved in testicicular torsion events.


No snitchn'
 
2013-02-17 09:00:16 PM
Nope.
 
2013-02-17 09:04:07 PM
I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...
 
2013-02-17 09:08:16 PM
The last time I had surgery, it was pretty obvious which leg was to be amputated (there was an incision from a prior surgery that never closed up, thus you could stick two fingers in and touch the prosthetic knee). Being the wiseass I am, I still wrote in black sharpie "Cut this leg off!" and drew dotted lines at where the doc sad he would slice. Then I named the various cuts of meat found on the rest of the leg, as a butcher might.

/Aaahhhh, fun times....
//USDA would not ok it as it was chock full of MRSA
 
2013-02-17 09:13:13 PM
Doctor r smrt are not they?
 
2013-02-17 09:14:55 PM

gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...


Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.

img502.imageshack.us

:P
 
2013-02-17 09:21:27 PM
It gets blurry at 5" or so.  We'll call it a foot.
 
2013-02-17 09:24:40 PM

cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...

Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.

[img502.imageshack.us image 295x171]

:P


Oh, OK... but you are going to need this.

goldstartool.com
 
2013-02-17 09:27:26 PM

gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...

Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.

[img502.imageshack.us image 295x171]

:P

Oh, OK... but you are going to need this.

[goldstartool.com image 850x566]


That's a great idea!! The extra leverage will break the penis without much effort. ;P
 
2013-02-17 09:33:23 PM

gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...

Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.

[img502.imageshack.us image 295x171]

:P

Oh, OK... but you are going to need this.

[goldstartool.com image 850x566]


You know it doesn't make it 33"s long if you start at the 36" side.
/Sorry had too ; )
 
2013-02-17 09:35:05 PM

cowgirl toffee: gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...

Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.

[img502.imageshack.us image 295x171]

:P

Oh, OK... but you are going to need this.

[goldstartool.com image 850x566]

That's a great idea!! The extra leverage will break the penis without much effort. ;P


Oh, and LOL ; )
 
2013-02-17 09:36:20 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: ...

You know it doesn't make it 33"s long if you start at the 36" side.
/Sorry had too ; )


:D
 
2013-02-17 09:37:50 PM

cowgirl toffee: gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: I'd let a few of you girls TRY to break my penis. I dare you even...

Fine. But first... lets see if it's worth our time.

[img502.imageshack.us image 295x171]

:P

Oh, OK... but you are going to need this.

[goldstartool.com image 850x566]

That's a great idea!! The extra leverage will break the penis without much effort. ;P



previews.agefotostock.com
 
2013-02-17 09:47:02 PM

9Speed: fusillade762: Didn't subby read the headline? It should have been the "£1million TESTICLE".

You know, if you're going to bash subby for not reading the article, you might want to read the article yourself.


I did. I was just making fun of the Mail's random use of ALL CAPS in the headline.
 
2013-02-17 09:47:26 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: You know it doesn't make it 33"s long if you start at the 36" side.
/Sorry had too ; )


Oops, it appears that I have been making inaccurate assertions to the ladies for years...
 
2013-02-17 09:54:25 PM
I'll just take my unbroken penis and leave...
 
2013-02-17 09:56:23 PM

gorbishof: I'll just take my unbroken penis and leave...


Quitter. :P
 
2013-02-17 10:02:09 PM
It's still unbroken. Penis mightier!! Or some shiat.
 
2013-02-17 10:11:38 PM
Heavy...
 
2013-02-17 10:19:43 PM

gblive: tinfoil-hat maggie: gblive: cowgirl toffee: gorbishof: You know it doesn't make it 33"s long if you start at the 36" side.
/Sorry had too ; )

Oops, it appears that I have been making inaccurate assertions to the ladies for years...


Heh : )
 
2013-02-17 10:19:46 PM

Mega Steve: [mantiseye.com image 398x120]


Came for Venture, not disappointing.
 
2013-02-17 10:25:19 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How does he walk?


Forget that, where does he buy pants?
 
2013-02-17 10:27:58 PM
A million pounds that's like 71428 stone
 
2013-02-17 10:50:24 PM

cowgirl toffee: [img4.imageshack.us image 320x213]

Awww, nuts.


When i had to get my right nut removed because of cancer, they gave me a marker before putting me under to mark the side of the one they should remove.  Thought it was kind of silly back.
 
2013-02-17 10:54:39 PM
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2013-02-17 11:05:40 PM
We can rebuild it, make it firmer, rounder...

Unfortunately I couldn't find the old St. Elsewhere clip where they took off a guy's nuts and commented on how once they were replaced with ping pong balls.
 
2013-02-17 11:33:03 PM
Could have been worse...
shittymovienight.com
 
2013-02-17 11:52:41 PM

cowgirl toffee: Is it normal for a man's left nut to be bigger than the other two?


Which other two? The right ones, or the left ones?
 
2013-02-18 12:13:03 AM

Alleyoop: Could have been worse...
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I know I've seen that before what is it called?
/Brain not working so well.
 
Xai
2013-02-18 01:23:30 AM
Given that the other one would need removing anyway, that is £20k to HAVE NO farkING TESTICLES
 
2013-02-18 01:28:37 AM

Alleyoop: Could have been worse...
[shiattymovienight.com image 546x300]


Also appropriate:

alvinenator.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-18 11:23:20 AM

Alleyoop: Could have been worse...
[shiattymovienight.com image 546x300]


At least it was clean. You don't get that at every castration factory.
 
2013-02-18 04:30:11 PM

No Time To Explain: Are those doctors blind, drunk, stupid, get their directions farked up or a combination of those to fark up which nut to cut off


No, just careless. Right/left mixups are common. Think of it, if a patient refers to something as his "left" something, when you are the doctor/nurse, it's to your right. But it's entirely possible, if you're distracted and careless, to instinctively address the, er, item on _your_ left.

There have been much worse: the wrong kidney, or leg, removed.  This is why, in the US, it's now common protocol for the surgeon, the nurse, the anestheologist, and the patient, to mark the right organ with magicc marker, with everyone looking on and concurring, to ensure that they don't fall into this trap.
 
2013-02-18 06:38:57 PM

Fark-N-Noodle: Now that would be awesome if it were pounds. or even kilos for that matter


that's one heavy testicle
 
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