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(Daily Mail)   The man with the £1million testicle   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2013-02-17 03:02:57 PM
Hitler silently nods from beyond the grave.
 
2013-02-17 03:06:00 PM
Now that would be awesome if it were pounds. or even kilos for that matter
 
2013-02-17 03:10:00 PM
"In most cases the men didn't need surgery at all and in others the surgeons also had to remove the second testicle."

While in the states, when you wake, you are told how lucky you are to survive and the other testicle turned out to be cancerous as well.

And if the wife is hot, your wife will be told that you will experience erectile dysfunction now.  You know, so she can call the doctor when you can't perform.

Lucky, lucky you.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-17 03:18:44 PM
Not one million per testicle. That's the total amount paid: NHS pays out £20,000 if wrong testicle has been removed.
 
2013-02-17 03:36:36 PM
cdn-media.hollywood.com
Worth it.
 
2013-02-17 03:48:30 PM
blogs.amctv.com

"Excuse me, where can I pick up my check?"
 
2013-02-17 04:00:43 PM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-02-17 04:50:36 PM
The NHS normally pays out around £20,000 if the wrong testicle has been removed.

Sure, that sounds fair. I'd walk away happily with 40K.

You know, ..after I removed the offending surgeon's testicles personally with a rusty spork.

/Not a big believer in "an eye for an eye" but there are times...
 
2013-02-17 05:28:02 PM

quatchi: You know, ..after I removed the offending surgeon's testicles personally with a rusty spork.


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2013-02-17 06:01:09 PM

quatchi: The NHS normally pays out around £20,000 if the wrong testicle has been removed.

Sure, that sounds fair. I'd walk away happily with 40K.

You know, ..after I removed the offending surgeon's testicles personally with a rusty spork.

/Not a big believer in "an eye for an eye" but there are times...


So, is this the NHS actually paying this out, or them fining the doctor and just passing that along?

Because, this seem rife for abuse....

Let's see, doctor says you need both testicles removed....

Instead, doctor will write up you just need your left removed, then "accidentally" remove the right, and then correctly move the left, and then get your government "wrong testicle" cheque.
 
2013-02-17 06:49:20 PM
More Lance Armstrong bashing?
 
2013-02-17 06:51:02 PM
img4.imageshack.us

Awww, nuts.
 
2013-02-17 06:53:42 PM
Well, it took balls to win this payout.
 
2013-02-17 06:53:53 PM
I bust a nut for that kid of scratch.
 
2013-02-17 06:55:14 PM
It's a lot less per person, and it's for the testicle he doesn't have.  So the headline should be, "The man without the £20,000 testicle".
 
2013-02-17 06:56:02 PM
Nut I tell you!, just nut!
 
2013-02-17 06:59:16 PM
It would suck mightily for that to happen to you, but at the same time the settlements seem reasonable.  We need to follow this example in the US (the reasonable settlement bit, not the chopping off the wrong ball bit) to help reduce the burden of malpractice suits, thereby reducing the cost of malpractice insurance, and leading to lower health care costs for everyone.
 
2013-02-17 06:59:50 PM
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2013-02-17 07:00:00 PM
A million-pound testical?

Holy crap. That guy must need to use this thing just to get around.
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2013-02-17 07:01:11 PM
www.blackmediascoop.com

A million pound testicle? Daaaamn!
 
2013-02-17 07:02:16 PM
Yet the prostitute he went to later only cost £50.
 
2013-02-17 07:04:40 PM
i.imgur.com
Is not amused.
 
2013-02-17 07:05:36 PM
Didn't subby read the headline? It should have been the "£1million TESTICLE".


lack of warmth: "In most cases the men didn't need surgery at all and in others the surgeons also had to remove the second testicle."

While in the states, when you wake, you are told how lucky you are to survive and the other testicle turned out to be cancerous as well.

And if the wife is hot, your wife will be told that you will experience erectile dysfunction now.  You know, so she can call the doctor when you can't perform.


The ad lingo these days is "inability to be ready".
 
2013-02-17 07:05:40 PM
I'm done having kids. Pick one.
 
2013-02-17 07:05:46 PM
How does he walk?
 
2013-02-17 07:07:20 PM
 
2013-02-17 07:11:25 PM
testicular cancer awareness + male "machismo" + enterprising medical industry = Boo yeah! (Catch phrase of men with no testicles.  Usually shouted upon premature ejaculation

Catch phrase of men with no testicles. Usually shouted upon premature ejaculation.) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boo-yeah
 
2013-02-17 07:11:46 PM
FTFA: " Fifty-six claims made by men affected by medical blunders in four years"

Are those doctors blind, drunk, stupid, get their directions farked up or a combination of those to fark up which nut to cut off

/I say eye for an eye
//or in this case, a nut for a nut
 
2013-02-17 07:13:08 PM

clowncar on fire: testicular cancer awareness + male "machismo" + enterprising medical industry = Boo yeah! (Catch phrase of men with no testicles.  Usually shouted upon premature ejaculation

Catch phrase of men with no testicles. Usually shouted upon premature ejaculation.) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boo-yeah


Some things aren't worth repeating- such as use the preview.
 
2013-02-17 07:16:38 PM
A misleading headline? In my fark? Unpossible!
 
2013-02-17 07:18:32 PM
I now have something else to be afraid of: "Testicular torsion".  Yeesh...
 
2013-02-17 07:19:05 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-17 07:22:59 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How does he walk?


In a circle
 
2013-02-17 07:27:07 PM
Does he really need it? He can still fark like a madman without the ball, right? I mean, the only women who would give a shiat are those who are breeding minded. I'm not.
 
2013-02-17 07:30:00 PM
mantiseye.com
 
2013-02-17 07:34:35 PM

No Time To Explain: FTFA: " Fifty-six claims made by men affected by medical blunders in four years"

Are those doctors blind, drunk, stupid, get their directions farked up or a combination of those to fark up which nut to cut off

/I say eye for an eye
//or in this case, a nut for a nut


Aren't you being a bit harsh here?  It's such an easy mistake to make.  Your nurse says the guy's left testicle needs to go, you remove the testicle on your left when you're facing him, and next thing you know everybody's up in arms over it.
 
2013-02-17 07:36:00 PM
I know of several Tfettes involved in testicicular torsion events.
 
2013-02-17 07:39:16 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Does he really need it? He can still fark like a madman without the ball, right? I mean, the only women who would give a shiat are those who are breeding minded. I'm not.


Yep, no problem farking with just one nut in the shell. 'Cept having the surgery in the first place is because they need to actually remove the sick one, so cue another ball-ectomy leaving the ol' santa sack void of presents. Fark? Not so much any longer..
 
2013-02-17 07:39:42 PM

kevinatilusa: No Time To Explain: FTFA: " Fifty-six claims made by men affected by medical blunders in four years"

Are those doctors blind, drunk, stupid, get their directions farked up or a combination of those to fark up which nut to cut off

/I say eye for an eye
//or in this case, a nut for a nut

Aren't you being a bit harsh here?  It's such an easy mistake to make.  Your nurse says the guy's left testicle needs to go, you remove the testicle on your left when you're facing him, and next thing you know everybody's up in arms over it.


I suppose surgeons need to start using port and starboard.
 
2013-02-17 07:40:53 PM

gorbishof: I know of several Tfettes involved in testicicular torsion events.


*checks profile... raises eyebrow.*
 
2013-02-17 07:41:14 PM
BALLS!
 
2013-02-17 07:42:38 PM

kevinatilusa: No Time To Explain: FTFA: " Fifty-six claims made by men affected by medical blunders in four years"

Are those doctors blind, drunk, stupid, get their directions farked up or a combination of those to fark up which nut to cut off

/I say eye for an eye
//or in this case, a nut for a nut

Aren't you being a bit harsh here?  It's such an easy mistake to make.  Your nurse says the guy's left testicle needs to go, you remove the testicle on your left when you're facing him, and next thing you know everybody's up in arms over it.


I understand that there's confusion that can happen, but to say to a guy who needs a nut, or any other body part for that matter, that "we dun goofed" and maybe a money settlement isn't substantial for somebody likely going through cancer treatment.

It's one thing for mechanics to fark up,but for the person doing human mechanics, this kinda shiat isn't acceptable and should've been ironed out in med school

/stand by my statement
//no excuses
 
2013-02-17 07:43:07 PM
Too late, for that awesome singing voice!
 
2013-02-17 07:44:14 PM
Whatever. You know.
 
2013-02-17 07:44:23 PM
I'd be a little testy if that happened to me.
 
2013-02-17 07:48:31 PM
assets.sbnation.com
"Is that an expensive sack, Barry? It sure is, Other Barry."
 
2013-02-17 07:48:43 PM
Is it normal for a man's left nut to be bigger than the other two?
 
2013-02-17 07:48:49 PM
cowgirl coffee is fairly hot,
 
2013-02-17 07:50:48 PM
cowgirl toffee is naughty.
 
2013-02-17 07:51:20 PM

gorbishof: cowgirl coffee is fairly hot,


Awwww. Thanks... I guess.  :P
 
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