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jayhawk88: You'd tap that ass, don't even lie. Good body, redhead, might be in menopause? Greatest weekend of your life.
Mugato: I wouldn't fark that with Andy Dick's pussy.
tzzhc4: [cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com image 300x240]You can get some of Woz's sloppy seconds!
zombiegoat: I'd hit it.
FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x654][oi46.tinypic.com image 220x338]Just wondering if Jay is playing pocket pool....
rynthetyn: I have this twink friend who's a big Kathy Griffin fan (and swears he's straight, which would have to make him the only straight male fan of hers on the planet), who went to one of her shows a few years back and threw his boxers on stage because he thought it would be funny. She actually picked them up and smelled them and said something about how she could smell the gay on them, which to me is about as weird as throwing the boxers to begin with. I mean, I wouldn't even touch used underpants thrown at me by a random stranger but she picked them up and smelled them./my friend's parents were with him, I'm sure they were so proud of his boxer stunt
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