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(Daily Mail)   Steven Spielberg poses with his wife and two daughters at recent awards ceremony. It looks like making great movies is not the only thing he does well   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2013-02-17 03:30:46 PM
Looks like Han didn't shoot first.
 
2013-02-17 03:41:27 PM
The one on the right is trying too hard

/i've got something hard for her
//blah blah blah
 
2013-02-17 04:02:56 PM

Peter von Nostrand: The one on the right is trying too hard

/i've got something hard for her
//blah blah blah


I thought of Mallory Knox from NBK right away.
 
2013-02-17 04:03:33 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Looks like Han didn't shoot first.


You magnificent bastard.

Also, meh.
 
2013-02-17 04:27:50 PM
Damn.  I would hit it.

/Both.
 
2013-02-17 04:41:18 PM
Ah, McStumpy!

/I'd hit it so hard, McSteamy would rise from the grave
 
2013-02-17 05:11:39 PM
I wonder if before his movies he kisses one of his daughters, open mouthed -you know "for luck".
 
2013-02-17 05:30:32 PM
When did Spielberg marry Chelsea Handler?
 
2013-02-17 05:34:33 PM
Write checks to plastic surgeons?
 
2013-02-17 05:35:13 PM
Aaaand the one on the left isn't his. The homelier one is. But neither of them are particularly amazing looking.
 
2013-02-17 05:39:44 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand the one on the left isn't his. The homelier one is. But neither of them are particularly amazing looking.


So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?
 
2013-02-17 05:41:30 PM
When every night the set that's smart is intruding in nudist parties in studios anything goes.
 
2013-02-17 05:41:43 PM
When did Kate Capshaw get butterface?
 
2013-02-17 05:43:36 PM
The one on the right, the one that is his daughter, no thanks.
 
2013-02-17 05:43:37 PM

ambassador_ahab: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand the one on the left isn't his. The homelier one is. But neither of them are particularly amazing looking.

So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?


The only thing I'd be turning down are the sheets.  And that's assuming I take the time to bother.
 
2013-02-17 05:45:53 PM
Destry needs to relax. Just smile like a normal person. There's no need to pose like you're in a 1992 George Michael video.
 
2013-02-17 05:48:35 PM

shintochick: When did Kate Capshaw get butterface?


Dude... she was born in 1953.  When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not neither.
 
2013-02-17 05:48:58 PM
There's a lot of gay in this thread.
 
2013-02-17 05:51:21 PM
It must be weird to have a wife and daughters who are taller than you was my second thought there.
 
2013-02-17 05:52:54 PM
Destry Spielberg? I'd ride her again.
 
2013-02-17 05:53:38 PM
The one on the right looks like a naughty girl who needs to have her bottom spanked.
 
2013-02-17 05:56:09 PM

quatchi: It must be weird to have a wife and daughters who are taller than you was my second thought there.


Go look at Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes
 
2013-02-17 05:57:00 PM

ambassador_ahab: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand the one on the left isn't his. The homelier one is. But neither of them are particularly amazing looking.

So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?


Yes, Rumer Willis there is SIXTEEN.
 
2013-02-17 05:59:07 PM
Why the long face, Kate?
 
2013-02-17 05:59:11 PM

quatchi: It must be weird to have a wife and daughters who are taller than you was my second thought there.


When you're a billionaire I doubt you think about such things.
 
2013-02-17 06:00:37 PM

bob_ross: Peter von Nostrand: The one on the right is trying too hard

/i've got something hard for her
//blah blah blah

I thought of Mallory Knox from NBK right away.


I was thinking more Rumer Willis.
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2013-02-17 06:01:46 PM
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 Destry, 16, looked great in a full length black gown and red lipstick, but despite her glamorous look, she is one member of the Capshaw-Spielberg clan who hasn't got the silver screen in her sights.

The teenager is an avid equestrian, and regularly competes on a national level in the US.



One might say......Destry rides....again?

/obscure?
 
2013-02-17 06:02:17 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Yes, Rumer Willis there is SIXTEEN.


In Michigan, that's 100% legal.  So I'm sticking with my opinion.
 
2013-02-17 06:02:34 PM

puckrock2000: I was thinking more Rumer Willis.


"Mommy, why do they call it 'manface'?"
 
2013-02-17 06:06:13 PM

ambassador_ahab: So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?


That ain't much of a measure. Most guys would fark 20% of the population, given the opportunity. The real question is "Kaley Cuoco, or Spielberg's daughter, and remember you only have 1 dick".
 
2013-02-17 06:08:49 PM
The Moreh should've stuck Amy Irvin and not switched to the Shiksa...
 
2013-02-17 06:08:52 PM

ambassador_ahab: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand the one on the left isn't his. The homelier one is. But neither of them are particularly amazing looking.

So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?


Of course he'd turn them down

They aren't guys
 
2013-02-17 06:10:45 PM
most male millionaires do have attractive wives who give them attractive children. good grief.

AdolfOliverPanties: When did Spielberg marry Chelsea Handler?


you nailed that so hard it hurt
 
2013-02-17 06:17:16 PM
Meh, neither one would get a second glance in the average bar around here.  I'm not playing internet stud and saying "I could get better", just that they're average looking compared to what I see on a normal night out.
 
2013-02-17 06:36:41 PM

docmattic: shintochick: When did Kate Capshaw get butterface?

Dude... she was born in 1953.  When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not neither.


Fark that, I wouldn't want to look like that when I hit her age. I'd much rather age like Helen Mirren. I'd tap that and I don't even swing that way.
 
2013-02-17 06:37:32 PM
Is Destry a tranny?
 
2013-02-17 06:37:38 PM
Is Kate Capshaw still as annoying as she was in Temple of Doom?
 
2013-02-17 06:38:19 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: When did Spielberg marry Chelsea Handler?


Came here to ask this.

/Jon Huntsman wonders what all the fuss is about
 
2013-02-17 06:47:16 PM
I actually think Kate Capshaw looks good for being 60.  The second picture is a bad angle with an odd facial expression, but it's quite difficult for a woman to look that good at that age.  There are exceptions to this of course, but she looks better than 99+% of women 60+.  I actually think she's more attractive than her daughters.  Of course they are attractive, but I don't think they're also classically beautiful as their mom and they only have youth over her at this point.
 
2013-02-17 06:47:51 PM
Didnt't hey also adopt some black kids (particularly a son) back in the 80s?
 
2013-02-17 06:48:32 PM

shintochick: When did Kate Capshaw get butterface?


Kate Capshaw was never as hot as Amy Irving.
 
2013-02-17 06:49:53 PM

bump: The Moreh should've stuck Amy Irvin and not switched to the Shiksa...


Kate did switch teams. So to speak...
 
2013-02-17 06:58:06 PM
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Pull your tongue out of his arsehole, subby!
 
2013-02-17 07:04:20 PM
Wow the one on the right looks like a real bag of coonts. It's not enough he father is a zonkdillionaire but she's preening for the camera, dying for someone to notice her and give her a reality show.
 
2013-02-17 07:05:52 PM

ambassador_ahab: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand the one on the left isn't his. The homelier one is. But neither of them are particularly amazing looking.

So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?


Of course he would -- he's Studman69.
 
2013-02-17 07:18:22 PM
I think y'all need to go have a seat over there. The one on the right (you know the one who think's she Jessica Rabbit?) is 16 according to the captions.
 
2013-02-17 07:25:54 PM
I don't know, I think they're an adorable family but then again I'm a hetero woman so what the hell do I know. The daughter on the right just got caught with an unfortunate looking facial expression.
 
2013-02-17 07:29:50 PM

farkeruk: ambassador_ahab: So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?

That ain't much of a measure. Most guys would fark 20% of the population, given the opportunity. The real question is "Kaley Cuoco, or Spielberg's daughter, and remember you only have 1 dick".


That's easy. Spielberg's daughter, Spielberg, Kaley Cuoco, in that order.
 
2013-02-17 07:36:23 PM

Fallout Boy: farkeruk: ambassador_ahab: So you're saying that if either one of them walked up to you naked and said, "let's fark right now," you'd turn them down?

That ain't much of a measure. Most guys would fark 20% of the population, given the opportunity. The real question is "Kaley Cuoco, or Spielberg's daughter, and remember you only have 1 dick".

That's easy. Spielberg's daughter, Spielberg, Kaley Cuoco, in that order.


t1.gstatic.com


Yep, that's the gayest thing I've read today.
 
2013-02-17 07:43:00 PM

shintochick: docmattic: shintochick: When did Kate Capshaw get butterface?

Dude... she was born in 1953.  When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not neither.

Fark that, I wouldn't want to look like that when I hit her age. I'd much rather age like Helen Mirren. I'd tap that and I don't even swing that way.


Guess what, we don't get to choose the indignities of age past what we can control through personal lifestyle. If she was getting significant cosmetic surgery, people would be criticizing her for not accepting herself.
 
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