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2013-02-17 04:28:57 PM  
Awww, lets put him into the controller's seat of a drone plane and give him a few medals.
 
2013-02-17 04:30:01 PM  
Looks like he's already sporting shoulder boards.
 
2013-02-17 04:31:31 PM  
Needs his wrinkles ironed out.
 
2013-02-17 04:31:48 PM  
I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!
 
2013-02-17 04:33:08 PM  
A fina addition to the Core.
 
2013-02-17 04:34:36 PM  

Maggie_Luna: Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!


OMFG. I think I just passed out from the cuteness about halfway in. Damn. That's one adorable frog!
 
2013-02-17 04:34:55 PM  
OO-Raaawwww!
 
2013-02-17 04:37:15 PM  
An ENGLISH bulldog? Commies.
 
2013-02-17 04:40:05 PM  

mongbiohazard: An ENGLISH bulldog? Commies.


An American one would've been inbred.
 
2013-02-17 04:40:42 PM  
Chesty?

Really?
 
2013-02-17 04:41:04 PM  

Maggie_Luna: I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!


My dog just went NUTS over squeaky frog!

//now he is looking all over the house for it.
 
2013-02-17 04:42:32 PM  

Lifeless: mongbiohazard: An ENGLISH bulldog? Commies.

An American one would've been inbred.


Given the history of royalty in the UK shouldn't that be the opposite?
 
2013-02-17 04:44:54 PM  

udhq: Chesty?

Really?


Named for Chesty Puller, no less.  Not a porn star, surprisingly, but one of the most highly decorated Marines in history.  WWII, Korea, five Navy Crosses, the rest of hsi fruit salad stacked up to his shoulderboards.  You salute that dog if you ever see it.
 
2013-02-17 04:48:12 PM  

Lifeless: mongbiohazard: An ENGLISH bulldog? Commies.

An American one would've been inbred.



Well, to be fair in England for much of their history they put their inbreds in charge.

I was thinking they'd have picked one of the first American breeds if the Marines were going to pick a dog for a mascott. Like the American Staffordshire Terrier, or even the Boston Terrier. I'd think the American Staffordshire Terrier would be a no-brainer.
 
2013-02-17 04:49:07 PM  

Road_King: udhq: Chesty?

Really?

Named for Chesty Puller, no less.  Not a porn star, surprisingly, but one of the most highly decorated Marines in history.  WWII, Korea, five Navy Crosses, the rest of hsi fruit salad stacked up to his shoulderboards.  You salute that dog if you ever see it.



Chesty Puller is also one eminently quotable motherfarker.
 
2013-02-17 04:49:56 PM  
Just wait until he gets his uniform. He'll be getting all the biatches then,
 
2013-02-17 04:51:42 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Core


Facepalm
 
2013-02-17 04:52:41 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Facepalm


What's your problem with the Marine Core?
 
2013-02-17 04:55:31 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: Facepalm

What's your problem with the Marine Core?


He must hate those soldiers
 
2013-02-17 04:57:57 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?


No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.
 
2013-02-17 04:59:00 PM  

skinink: Needs his wrinkles ironed out.


img2u.info
I think my utilities had doubled in weight by the time I finished my 4 years of active duty with a layer of starch, but it worked for us desk jockeys.
 
2013-02-17 04:59:05 PM  
That dog is so ugly it could be a modern art masterpiece!
 
2013-02-17 04:59:29 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.


too easy
 
2013-02-17 05:02:26 PM  

Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.


I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2013-02-17 05:02:44 PM  
your tax dollars at work
 
2013-02-17 05:03:42 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.


Obviously.
 
2013-02-17 05:07:12 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.


psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.
 
2013-02-17 05:08:27 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-17 05:09:58 PM  

Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.


there is no ketchup/catsup one
 
2013-02-17 05:13:14 PM  
Semper Fido!
 
2013-02-17 05:19:14 PM  

FreetardoRivera: Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.

there is no ketchup/catsup one


Yeah, I know. I should have said mustard.

I clicked the Add Comment button before proofreading.

/Zoidburg voice - "I have no one to blame but myself"
 
2013-02-17 05:22:35 PM  

Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.


That never gets old.

/Not typed by my wife
 
2013-02-17 05:24:51 PM  
Surprised President Community Organizer hasn't changed it to a poodle.
 
2013-02-17 05:26:22 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.


You have certainly made that point extremely clear to myself and many others reading these posts.
Here it is again, since it seems to have whistled by you the first time;

Core

Facepalm



If you want to show your Love of Country and fierce patrioism not to mention your defense of a branch of the U.S. Military, that you never served in, and finally getting in my face with "whats your problem" directed at me obviously is acceptable, especially on FARK.

The disrespect to the United States Marine Corps with your illiteracy certainly is not.

Figured it out yet?
 
2013-02-17 05:29:14 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Figured it out yet?


One of us certainly hasn't.
 
2013-02-17 05:33:16 PM  
Rivetman1.0:

If you want to show your Love of Country and fierce patrioism not to mention your defense of a branch of the U.S. Military, that you never served in, and finally getting in my face with "whats your problem" directed at me obviously is acceptable, especially on FARK.

The disrespect to the United States Marine Corps with your illiteracy certainly is not.

Figured it out yet?


I think we found the newest Marine Core Soldier in Fark.  Who is apparently also too illiterate to read the already posted helpful advice.

Marines, the Few, the Proud, the Suicidally Stupid.
 
2013-02-17 05:33:21 PM  
OO-Raw(r) & Awww indeed.  Butler Univ (Indpls IN) bulldog mascots are Butler Blue II (Blue) & Butler Blue III (Trip), soon to begin the 2013 Big Dawgs Tour, artistically de-pictured right below.  Trip's a bit older than Chesty.

i.imgur.com


Rendering of Blue (L) & Trip (R) for Butler Homecoming 2012. Real foto exists, but Blue's a blur in it, so unsuitable. Blue regularly appears on back cover of alumni magazine. Spouse & I are both Butler grads from a lifetime ago.
 
2013-02-17 05:34:15 PM  
Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.
Please note Popcorn Bobs latest example

So,carry on
 
2013-02-17 05:34:38 PM  
Rivet, just back away slowly. You are way out of your league here.

/Either that, or you are doing some pretty good counter-trolling
//But your 2012 entry suggests otherwise
 
2013-02-17 05:35:20 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.
Please note Popcorn Bobs latest example

So,carry on


I'm a veteran and I am calling you a silly goose.
 
2013-02-17 05:35:48 PM  
OK now that I am reading about mascots at least they aren't using a goat or shetland pony..

Best mascot:

Sir Nils Orav

www.edinburghzoo.org.uk
 
2013-02-17 05:36:23 PM  
and I probably have merit badges than you
 
2013-02-17 05:36:54 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You have certainly made that point extremely clear to myself and many others reading these posts.
Here it is again, since it seems to have whistled by you the first time;

Core

Facepalm

If you want to show your Love of Country and fierce patrioism not to mention your defense of a branch of the U.S. Military, that you never served in, and finally getting in my face with "whats your problem" directed at me obviously is acceptable, especially on FARK.

The disrespect to the United States Marine Corps with your illiteracy certainly is not.

Figured it out yet?


Account created: 2012-06-07

Allow me to be the first.

home.roadrunner.com
 
2013-02-17 05:37:06 PM  
Veteran here as well. 8 years in the Army Air Core.
 
2013-02-17 05:37:51 PM  

FreetardoRivera: I'm a veteran and I am calling you a silly goose


noted
 
2013-02-17 05:38:53 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You have certainly made that point extremely clear to myself and many others reading these posts.
Here it is again, since it seems to have whistled by you the first time;

Core

Facepalm


If you want to show your Love of Country and fierce patrioism not to mention your defense of a branch of the U.S. Military, that you never served in, and finally getting in my face with "whats your problem" directed at me obviously is acceptable, especially on FARK.

The disrespect to the United States Marine Corps with your illiteracy certainly is not.

Figured it out yet?


I agree; only a total looser would disrespect the Marines and their soldiers.

/sorry, pet peeve
 
2013-02-17 05:39:54 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.
Please note Popcorn Bobs latest example

So,carry on


firedaily.com
 
2013-02-17 05:41:39 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.
Please note Popcorn Bobs latest example

So,carry on


I am not a veteran, however I'm still calling you a dumbass.


/thanks for your service
 
2013-02-17 05:42:36 PM  
Here I thought it was the Marine Corpse.
Learn something new every day.
 
2013-02-17 05:42:39 PM  
I was sure they already had a mascotwww.shelikespurple.com
 
2013-02-17 05:45:08 PM  

fusillade762: 2012-06-07


 2012-06-07

Wow, you are so smart
But one has to ponder why dates like that could be highly misrepresentative for really obvious reasons to such a God among farkers  as yourself with your low number..
 
2013-02-17 05:49:18 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Wow, you are so smart
But one has to ponder why dates like that could be highly misrepresentative for really obvious reasons to such a God among farkers  as yourself with your low number..


Damn dude, lighten up.
 
2013-02-17 05:49:37 PM  

Mattyb710: I am not a veteran, however I'm still calling you a dumbass


I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.

Got it
 
2013-02-17 05:51:08 PM  
www.moviequotesandmore.com
Smells like fresh fish in here.
 
2013-02-17 05:51:14 PM  
Rivet, real Marines have a sense of humor and don't get their panties in a bunch over what somebody posts on a website.
 
2013-02-17 05:52:44 PM  

Rivetman1.0: I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.


No, you're a dumbass for not figuring out you've walked into a classic Fark in-joke, and then when it's been pointed out to you, you've humorlessly doubled-down on your derp. What? Are you trying to be the next rotsky?
 
2013-02-17 05:53:33 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Mattyb710: I am not a veteran, however I'm still calling you a dumbass

I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.

Got it


You're a dumbass for thinking a silly joke on a silly website is in anyway disrespectful of the Marine Corps. Especially considering the amount of adulation given by farkers in any military themed thread.
Keep on grasping for shiat to get upset about though, it's working well for you so far.
 
2013-02-17 05:54:45 PM  
Did someone got trolled?

/Carry on folks.
 
2013-02-17 05:54:54 PM  

Rivetman1.0: fusillade762: 2012-06-07

 2012-06-07

Wow, you are so smart
But one has to ponder why dates like that could be highly misrepresentative for really obvious reasons to such a God among farkers  as yourself with your low number..


Look. Years ago, some jackhole came into this site claiming to be important because he was a member of the "Marine Core", and was immediately slapped down so hard by the real veterans on this site that he was never heard from again. I'd find the thread if I weren't on mobile. Ever since then it's been a running gag around here to use that spelling. Farkers do things like that sometimes. Its no thing. We respect vets here.
 
2013-02-17 05:54:55 PM  
ITT: A lack of convincing savants
 
2013-02-17 05:57:43 PM  
RIVETMAN: I myself am a combat veteran of the united states marine corps. been there got the t-shirt and the CAR to boot. i mention that because: being a veteran does not give you the right to brow beat people when you get your panties in a bunch. this was a friggin JOKE, and don't tell me that we Marines don't talk the most trash about our beloved corps. if you can't take a joke, you are in the wrong branch of service (or are a POG who has never deployed and feels insecure about that) Oorah?
 
2013-02-17 05:58:35 PM  

Rivetman1.0: I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.

Got it


Here you go, take two if you feel the need.

i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-17 06:00:04 PM  

pdieten: Look.


Reminds me of FLYNAVY more.
Remember moron/moran?
Thankfully, that one has pretty much died died.
This one should die also IMHO

Besides,this is fark.

You'll get over it
 
2013-02-17 06:02:06 PM  
Rivet, the "joke" surrounds a former Farker who claimed to have been a Marine, but had no clue what he was talking about, including, but not limited to, spelling it "Marine Core", and referring to Marines as "soldiers". It became so painfully obvious that he was never in the Corps, but the "joke"s survived.  You are wasting your time, as most everyone who has posted in this thread knows that it is Marine Corps, knows that you never call a Marine a soldier, they know all of this, and intentionally screw it up to troll the new people who have no idea.
You fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

/don't feed the trolls
//yes, I actually served in the Marines in Desert Storm, but I am more than just that.
///silence is your best offensive choice now
 
2013-02-17 06:02:19 PM  

Durindel: I myself am a combat veteran


Army Aviation. Piss up a rope grunt :)
 
2013-02-17 06:03:40 PM  

Rivetman1.0: pdieten: Look.

Reminds me of FLYNAVY more.
Remember moron/moran?
Thankfully, that one has pretty much died died.
This one should die also IMHO

Besides,this is fark.

You'll get over it


Moran ran out? Ah fark...I'm all out of style now. Too much vodak :(
 
2013-02-17 06:05:01 PM  

Rivetman1.0:

This one should die also IMHO



No. I love it that this Fark meme goes on and on like this. Otherwise TCS and flynavy would still be here spouting their opinions and trying to use their fake military service as a bludgeon to silence others.

Semper fib
 
2013-02-17 06:06:25 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Army Aviation.


Oh yeah, which MOS? I was an OH-58 mechanic.
 
2013-02-17 06:08:07 PM  

One Bad Apple: Semper fib


More P.T. Drill Sargent!
 
2013-02-17 06:08:34 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: I myself am a combat veteran

Army Aviation. Piss up a rope grunt :)


Army Aviation. says it all. the pilots are ALWAYS the most butthurt. look, your a glorified news chopper pilot. you ain't ever been in combat or anywhere near it. you are a POG who feels like everyone should treat you like a god because you are in the military. I, being a Marine, found this FUNNY. I don't need you hopping on your keyboard getting butthurt for an offense no Marine felt.
 
2013-02-17 06:10:50 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: Army Aviation.

Oh yeah, which MOS? I was an OH-58 mechanic.


Ooh Jet Dangers

68f20 Aircraft electrician
68f30 Aircraft instrument repairman
 
2013-02-17 06:14:19 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: Army Aviation.

Oh yeah, which MOS? I was an OH-58 mechanic.

Ooh Jet Dangers

68f20 Aircraft electrician
68f30 Aircraft instrument repairman


woah! not EVEN a pilot! your one of them entitled biatches trying to wring as much respect as you can out of your connection to the military. you seriously are a POG ratf*ck. you've never done anything that a civilian cannot do, and your job ensures all you'll ever do in the military is support the real fighters. you are not even worth the spit i use to wet my toilet paper for a nice clean crap. go back t turning your wrench, you 30 point ASVAB score mutherf*cker!
 
2013-02-17 06:15:43 PM  

Durindel: I don't need you hopping on your keyboard getting butthurt for an offense no Marine felt


What your needs are are of no concern of mine. Blanket statements not based in fact and with out any verifiable information makes you look stupid also.
 
2013-02-17 06:17:11 PM  
They gonna throw this one off a cliff too?

i146.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 06:18:23 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: I don't need you hopping on your keyboard getting butthurt for an offense no Marine felt

What your needs are are of no concern of mine. Blanket statements not based in fact and with out any verifiable information makes you look stupid also.


you certainly are the stupidest piece of puke ever to be shat out of the asshole of the army, and i've seen alot of army sh*t stains. i'm thinking FARK ain't the best place for you if you can't learn when to make a graceful exit from a thread everyone hates you in.
 
2013-02-17 06:20:28 PM  
Durindel:


Rivetman1.0:


Get a room you two
 
2013-02-17 06:20:58 PM  

Durindel: woah! not EVEN a pilot!


Actually, wrong again. Pilot for yikes almost 30 years and an aircraft owner that just came out of annual with no major issues and excellent compression.
Have you considered anger management class?
It seem that you could benifit greatly from it.
 
2013-02-17 06:21:18 PM  

One Bad Apple: Durindel:


Rivetman1.0:

Get a room you two


LOL
 
2013-02-17 06:22:59 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: woah! not EVEN a pilot!

Actually, wrong again. Pilot for yikes almost 30 years and an aircraft owner that just came out of annual with no major issues and excellent compression.
Have you considered anger management class?
It seem that you could benifit greatly from it.


......buuuuuut are you a MILITARY aircraft pilot? wut! nope. just a butthurt POG who couldn't take a joke.

//needing anger management classes is a prerequisite for Marine infantry. anger is fuel.
 
2013-02-17 06:23:29 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Maggie_Luna: I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!

My dog just went NUTS over squeaky frog!

//now he is looking all over the house for it.


Haha, same.  Mine looked around while lying on the floor, then came over to my computer and starred intensely at it, then starred at me as to say, "Well, where the fark IS it?!"
 
2013-02-17 06:23:32 PM  

taxandspend: udhq: Chesty?

Really?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller

Yes really.


*click*

 Puller insisted upon good equipment and discipline; once he came upon a second lieutenant who had ordered an enlisted man to salute him 100 times for missing a salute. Puller told the lieutenant, "You were absolutely correct in making him salute you 100 times lieutenant, but you know that an officer must return every salute he receives. Now return them all, and I will keep count."

lulz.
 
2013-02-17 06:30:48 PM  

Durindel: anger is fuel


How is that working out for you in civilian life?
 
2013-02-17 06:32:17 PM  
...i can't tell if this is a troll-ception situation or not
 
2013-02-17 06:36:29 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: anger is fuel

How is that working out for you in civilian life?


Fantastically! trick is to only release the hate on people who truly deserve it; otherwise i just find a way to channel it into energy to work hard. see, Marines are taught when to have bearing and when to have rage. for example, a Marine would know better than to overreact to a joke on fark. an army air POG, on the other hand....

well i think i've spoken my piece and need to start on some homework. so, have fun being a universally hated little wannabe, wannabe!

/when people than kyo ufor your service, they are thanking the service not YOU. hope you learn to stop using the military as a shield for your own insecurities.
 
2013-02-17 06:40:12 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Mattyb710: I am not a veteran, however I'm still calling you a dumbass

I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.

Got it


Durindel: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: Army Aviation.

Oh yeah, which MOS? I was an OH-58 mechanic.

Ooh Jet Dangers

68f20 Aircraft electrician
68f30 Aircraft instrument repairman

woah! not EVEN a pilot! your one of them entitled biatches trying to wring as much respect as you can out of your connection to the military. you seriously are a POG ratf*ck. you've never done anything that a civilian cannot do, and your job ensures all you'll ever do in the military is support the real fighters. you are not even worth the spit i use to wet my toilet paper for a nice clean crap. go back t turning your wrench, you 30 point ASVAB score mutherf*cker!


Is this the part where you both strip naked and wrestle in a field until there is only one man left standing?
 
2013-02-17 06:42:38 PM  
Oh well I was an 0666 in the corps...civilian supporter of marines! I deploy care packages to all sorts of deployed platoons and Marines, and support programs to help them transition back to the suck of civilian life after their terminal promotion and picking up 0666.

/semper fi to those who serve while I am physically unable.
//got invalided before going to boot thanks to a car wreck.
///do what I can for those who took my place.
 
2013-02-17 06:44:33 PM  

Rivetman1.0: pdieten: Look.

Reminds me of FLYNAVY more.
Remember moron/moran?
Thankfully, that one has pretty much died died.
This one should die also IMHO

Besides,this is fark.

You'll get over it


You've not been here long enough to remember FLYNAVY except by reading the Farkives.

Unless.....you're somebody's dear little alt.
 
2013-02-17 06:44:58 PM  
Q:Why does have a marine have one more brain cell than a horse?

A: To keep them shiatting in streets during parades.

/As told to me by a retired Army officer.
 
2013-02-17 06:46:32 PM  
Semper Fido, Chesty.
 
2013-02-17 06:47:51 PM  

puckrock2000: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You have certainly made that point extremely clear to myself and many others reading these posts.
Here it is again, since it seems to have whistled by you the first time;

Core

Facepalm


If you want to show your Love of Country and fierce patrioism not to mention your defense of a branch of the U.S. Military, that you never served in, and finally getting in my face with "whats your problem" directed at me obviously is acceptable, especially on FARK.

The disrespect to the United States Marine Corps with your illiteracy certainly is not.

Figured it out yet?

I agree; only a total looser would disrespect the Marines and their soldiers.

/sorry, pet peeve


Ah, pet peeves? I secont that.
 
2013-02-17 06:49:18 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: ...i can't tell if this is a troll-ception situation or not


Being an ex navy guy (and proud REMF btw) and having met many marines I'd say Durindel was really in the core (sorry). They are so self deluded that they continue to see the world through the prism of "The Corps Can Do No Wrong" etc etc looong after they get out.

If the job was so great why did you bail after only one hitch ?

If he is another fake he's an excellent study. Most amateur fakes will immediately claim some badass job like force recon instead of merely infantry. Rivets too. Legit or not he is brilliant at rubbing in the stereotype of the infantry being a dumping ground for people too dumb to mash a keyboard or spin a wrench.


It's not impossible that they are both trolling each other just for our benefit.
 
2013-02-17 06:50:32 PM  

Lifeless: mongbiohazard: An ENGLISH bulldog? Commies.

An American one would've been inbred.


It's actually the other way around.  English bulldogs are very brittle, fragile indoor dogs, and are susceptible to a whole host of health problems. They may look tough and mean, but they frequently die if left outside too long in the heat.

American bulldogs, on the other hand, don't look very awesome, but they're as tough as hell.
 
2013-02-17 06:50:52 PM  
My mom has an autographed picture with Chesty.

Not this one, this was back in '99 or '00. Autograph is a paw print, natch.'

/dad was a career Marine, mom did a lot of volunteer work for MWR. Hence the invite to DC and meeting Chesty
//cue the mom jokes in 3,2,1...
 
2013-02-17 06:53:13 PM  

Durindel: when people than kyo ufor your service, they are thanking the service not YOU


Wow, you are so pissed off that you don't even make sense when  you type and your delusional train of thought implies that you speak for everyone.
Get some help before you do something all concerned will regret.
I have seen your type a lot in interviews and it saddens me not to hire Veterans but the anger just seeps through in interviews. It is very easy to press buttons and see a persons demeanor change immediately.
The Military was 40 years ago for me this year so rage away,again,it is no concern to me.

Also the military was an enhancement for me and led to a great career.
 
2013-02-17 07:00:11 PM  
This thread needs more bulldogs.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 07:01:51 PM  

One Bad Apple: oi_piss_me_off: ...i can't tell if this is a troll-ception situation or not

Being an ex navy guy (and proud REMF btw) and having met many marines I'd say Durindel was really in the core (sorry). They are so self deluded that they continue to see the world through the prism of "The Corps Can Do No Wrong" etc etc looong after they get out.

If the job was so great why did you bail after only one hitch ?

If he is another fake he's an excellent study. Most amateur fakes will immediately claim some badass job like force recon instead of merely infantry. Rivets too. Legit or not he is brilliant at rubbing in the stereotype of the infantry being a dumping ground for people too dumb to mash a keyboard or spin a wrench.


It's not impossible that they are both trolling each other just for our benefit.


my point here was kinda the opposite: the Marine Corps is the kind of place that makes fun of itself alot of the time, and is an organization with flaws like everywhere else. I was irritated with rivetman bein' all serious about a little fark joke. the whole core thing is no big deal and a funny throwback to ol' flynavy
 
2013-02-17 07:06:35 PM  
Former Marine.  Expect the "Core" joke in these threads.  Not bothered by the joke at all.  If that makes me disrespectful to the Marines in someone's eyes...darn.
 
2013-02-17 07:07:17 PM  
[amps up with a handful of caffeine and IV saline, puts on heavy boots, kicks Poopcorn Johnny for 24 continuous hours for disrespecting the Marines]

F*ckers do NOT mess with my brothers.
 
2013-02-17 07:11:28 PM  

Arn_Dee:

Is this the part where you both strip naked and wrestle in a field until there is only one man left standing?




That's the Navy......
 
2013-02-17 07:11:48 PM  

Kittypie070: [amps up with a handful of caffeine and IV saline, puts on heavy boots, kicks Poopcorn Johnny for 24 continuous hours for disrespecting the Marines]

F*ckers do NOT mess with my brothers.


The jarheads or their puppies?
 
2013-02-17 07:12:18 PM  
If rivetdork isn't trolling then it must be an officer
 
2013-02-17 07:13:11 PM  
FlyNavy has a new alt?
 
2013-02-17 07:13:56 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: Former Marine.  Expect the "Core" joke in these threads.  Not bothered by the joke at all.  If that makes me disrespectful to the Marines in someone's eyes...darn.


^^^^^^^^ A whole lot of this^^^^^^^

Kittypie070: [amps up with a handful of caffeine and IV saline, puts on heavy boots, kicks Poopcorn Johnny for 24 continuous hours for disrespecting the Marines]

F*ckers do NOT mess with my brothers.


Wow.... Now we have a BAM white-knighting an Army pogue

/0811
//proud Soldier in the Fark Core
 
2013-02-17 07:14:25 PM  
Won't be long before that dog is a stone cold killer.  PTSD, weapons, drinking and drug problems, spousal and child abuse, the whole nine yards.
 
2013-02-17 07:14:27 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: If rivetdork isn't trolling then it must be an officer


aren't they the same thing? gotta admit though, I responded to him to tell him to learn to take a joke and ended up overreacting myself... so he must be a succesful troll.

//lighten up francis?
 
2013-02-17 07:15:44 PM  

Kittypie070: [amps up with a handful of caffeine and IV saline, puts on heavy boots, kicks Poopcorn Johnny for 24 continuous hours for disrespecting the Marines]

F*ckers do NOT mess with my brothers.



No, hon, seriously. It's an old old joke. Some lameass ITG made the error legitimately...once. And Fark has never forgotten.
 
2013-02-17 07:15:45 PM  

i.imgur.com


Furr-got this foto was available too. Trip on right was about as old here as Chesty is now; Christmas 2011 puppy.  May I repeat Semper Fido, which has been typed in twice, with no disrespect, please?  Someone recently did request  More Bulldogs ....
 
2013-02-17 07:16:05 PM  

Propain_az: Won't be long before that dog is a stone cold killer.  PTSD, weapons, drinking and drug problems, spousal and child abuse, the whole nine yards.




Hopefully..... We have a rep to maintain.....
 
2013-02-17 07:19:38 PM  

kendelrio: Propain_az: Won't be long before that dog is a stone cold killer.  PTSD, weapons, drinking and drug problems, spousal and child abuse, the whole nine yards.

Hopefully..... We have a rep to maintain.....


I hear you.

/2/24th Deskranger, Special PPT BN.
 
2013-02-17 07:19:40 PM  

Propain_az: Won't be long before that dog is a stone cold killer.  PTSD, weapons, drinking and drug problems, spousal and child abuse, the whole nine yards.


No, it's a heavily inbred English Bulldog. Someone will take it outside to pee and it will die of heatstroke.
 
2013-02-17 07:27:21 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: [amps up with a handful of caffeine and IV saline, puts on heavy boots, kicks Poopcorn Johnny for 24 continuous hours for disrespecting the Marines]

F*ckers do NOT mess with my brothers.

The jarheads or their puppies?


Both.

Neither.

Yeahh.

Hey, Kosh just show'd up.
 
2013-02-17 07:29:08 PM  

Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.


Or referring to Marines as soldiers.
Or that a picture of a hot chick has sharp knees.
Or that Canadian beer tastes completely unlike kidney-infected horse piss.
 
2013-02-17 07:31:32 PM  

Aramis21: Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.

Or referring to Marines as soldiers.
Or that a picture of a hot chick has sharp knees.
Or that Canadian beer tastes completely unlike kidney-infected horse piss.



Or thinking is was Amelia Earheart instead of Helen Keller who hid from the Nazis in her attic....
 
2013-02-17 07:32:55 PM  

Arachnophobe: This thread needs more bulldogs.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x408]


OK that (first) one should be on posters. So much d'aww!
 
2013-02-17 07:33:53 PM  
Come on guys, all this dick waving between branches of the military was put to bed after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. We're all on the same team, lets not forget that.
 
2013-02-17 07:35:56 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Come on guys, all this dick waving between branches of the military was put to bed after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. We're all on the same team, let snot forget that.

FTFY

 
2013-02-17 07:41:28 PM  
Could not resist posting the original quote

": What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
 
2013-02-17 07:42:31 PM  

Durindel: Rivetman1.0: Durindel: I don't need you hopping on your keyboard getting butthurt for an offense no Marine felt

What your needs are are of no concern of mine. Blanket statements not based in fact and with out any verifiable information makes you look stupid also.

you certainly are the stupidest piece of puke ever to be shat out of the asshole of the army, and i've seen alot of army sh*t stains. i'm thinking FARK ain't the best place for you if you can't learn when to make a graceful exit from a thread everyone hates you in.


As an Army sh*t stain...I take offence
 
2013-02-17 07:42:38 PM  
what's the difference between a gay hooker and a marine?

about 3 beers.

/incoming...
 
2013-02-17 07:44:04 PM  
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

/Let it go, he's on a roll...
 
2013-02-17 07:44:47 PM  

kendelrio: Aramis21: Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here. It's the same as going into a gun thread and calling a magazine a clip or going into a hot dog thread and claiming ketchup (not catsup) is the superior condiment.

Or referring to Marines as soldiers.
Or that a picture of a hot chick has sharp knees.
Or that Canadian beer tastes completely unlike kidney-infected horse piss.


Or thinking is was Amelia Earheart instead of Helen Keller who hid from the Nazis in her attic....


If everyone was armed with a high capacity Helen Kellerheart, this would have never happened.
 
2013-02-17 07:45:00 PM  

kendelrio: Popcorn Johnny: Come on guys, all this dick waving between branches of the military was put to bed after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. We're all on the same team, let snot forget that.

FTFY


I am guessing is that from "1941"?
 
2013-02-17 07:46:14 PM  

Oxygen_Thief: Durindel: Rivetman1.0: Durindel: I don't need you hopping on your keyboard getting butthurt for an offense no Marine felt

What your needs are are of no concern of mine. Blanket statements not based in fact and with out any verifiable information makes you look stupid also.

you certainly are the stupidest piece of puke ever to be shat out of the asshole of the army, and i've seen alot of army sh*t stains. i'm thinking FARK ain't the best place for you if you can't learn when to make a graceful exit from a thread everyone hates you in.

As an Army sh*t stain...I take offence


as long as you can take a joke on fark, your not the sh*tstain i was talking about.

/we are all sh*tstains, just different branches
//Marine core soldier
 
2013-02-17 07:50:11 PM  
Why not an AMERICAN Bulldog, for crying out loud? More local and less health problems!

/if this mascot makes four years old I'll be shocked
 
2013-02-17 07:57:10 PM  

Ringshadow: Why not an AMERICAN Bulldog, for crying out loud? More local and less health problems!

/if this mascot makes four years old I'll be shocked




Dude....WTF are you talking about? This is a thread about a Wa-nah-be (emphasis on the second NA, its an Indian tribe) pilot getting her commupence about defending the Japanese for making Helen Keller hide in an attic for 72 years and a fella who is such an idiot he has NO IDEA that it SPELLED marine CORE!!!!

Jeez.... Please TRY to follow along if you want to join in the discussion!
 
2013-02-17 07:57:56 PM  

Rivetman1.0: I am guessing is that from "1941"?


Link
 
2013-02-17 08:06:11 PM  
What country are we dropping these on?Seems expensive.
 
2013-02-17 08:19:55 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.


<youmustbenewhere.jpg>
 
2013-02-17 08:21:45 PM  

FreetardoRivera: Rivetman1.0: Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.
Please note Popcorn Bobs latest example

So,carry on

I'm a veteran and I am calling you a silly goose.


Ditto
 
2013-02-17 08:29:37 PM  
RIP, Sgt Archibald Hummer. First P.I. mascot to reach Sgt in 20 years.

www.marinecorpstimes.com
 
2013-02-17 08:35:44 PM  

Durindel: your not the sh*tstain i was talking about.

/we are all sh*tstains,

just different branches
//Marine core soldier

Still having the delusions of grandeur it would seem.
"we are all" is an invalid statement.
Invalid by your attempt to include everyone  else in your statement
without evidence or support from everyone else.
Noticing the amount of profanity in your posts reinforces your lack of validity also; profanity does not support  points or ideas.
 
2013-02-17 08:37:31 PM  

Whateva_I_DO_WHAT_I_WANT: Ditto


good for you Cartman
 
2013-02-17 08:42:28 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: your not the sh*tstain i was talking about.

/we are all sh*tstains, just different branches
//Marine core soldier

Still having the delusions of grandeur it would seem.
"we are all" is an invalid statement.
Invalid by your attempt to include everyone  else in your statement
without evidence or support from everyone else.
Noticing the amount of profanity in your posts reinforces your lack of validity also; profanity does not support  points or ideas.


i47.tinypic.com

lol WUT? you are some kinda weirdo.. give up old man! you lost! you overreacted to a fark joke about the military ,just give up and go home!
 
2013-02-17 08:51:14 PM  
As a current active duty Marine, I have no issue with jokes at my Corps' expense.

Lord knows we make fun of the Army, Navy, and Air Force with at least as much (if not more so) vigor and ribaldry.

Also, as some may be interested to know, the whole "don't call Marines soldiers" thing is relatively new and doesn't have a historical basis, as we were once monikered "The Soldiers of the Sea."

http://www.angelfire.com/ca/dickg/soldier.html (wfs)

So jape on ye' bunch of Chair Force, Squid, and Hooah pansies!

/rah'
 
2013-02-17 08:53:16 PM  

Durindel: Rivetman1.0: Durindel: your not the sh*tstain i was talking about.

/we are all sh*tstains, just different branches
//Marine core soldier

Still having the delusions of grandeur it would seem.
"we are all" is an invalid statement.
Invalid by your attempt to include everyone  else in your statement
without evidence or support from everyone else.
Noticing the amount of profanity in your posts reinforces your lack of validity also; profanity does not support  points or ideas.

[i47.tinypic.com image 449x383]

lol WUT? you are some kinda weirdo.. give up old man! you lost! you overreacted to a fark joke about the military ,just give up and go home!


And it wasn't even ABOUT the military. it was about some trollass ITG military poser.
 
2013-02-17 08:54:22 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: your not the sh*tstain i was talking about.

/we are all sh*tstains, just different branches
//Marine core soldier

Still having the delusions of grandeur it would seem.
"we are all" is an invalid statement.
Invalid by your attempt to include everyone  else in your statement
without evidence or support from everyone else.
Noticing the amount of profanity in your posts reinforces your lack of validity also; profanity does not support  points or ideas.


Its funny because you are confused.    Or a troll in that case 7/10
 
2013-02-17 08:57:21 PM  

Maggie_Luna: I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!


Just clicked the frog. Am now in diabetic shock. Make sure my sister gets my stuff.
 
2013-02-17 08:59:33 PM  

ravenlore: Maggie_Luna: I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!

Just clicked the frog. Am now in diabetic shock. Make sure my sister gets my stuff.


I've watched it more times that I'm comfortable with...and it's only been a few hours.
 
2013-02-17 09:02:45 PM  

Durindel: give up old man!


Oh yes Mr marine I will right now because you said so. You are the boss of everybody be cause you are an  Ex Marine. By the way, how come only 1 enlistment?
Screaming in someones face might motivate a Marine but in the real world most other people would take you for what you are which is an overbearing asshole with bad breath and poor linear thinking skills.
Also, if you try that in the professional world you will  have a difficult time finding and keeping employment that doesn't require a name tag that says "my name is" an you will be hard pressed to keep that if you are an abusive person as you portray yourself on fark.  How do you think that picture you posted would come across to someone evaluating your negotiation skills.
You would have a restraining order on you in a heartbeat.
 
2013-02-17 09:05:51 PM  

megarian: ravenlore: Maggie_Luna: I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!

Just clicked the frog. Am now in diabetic shock. Make sure my sister gets my stuff.

I've watched it more times that I'm comfortable with...and it's only been a few hours.


I thought it was gonna be some lame toy. He's hilarious! ^_^
 
2013-02-17 09:08:47 PM  

udhq: Chesty?

Really?


udhq?

Really?
 
2013-02-17 09:13:23 PM  
I like dogs.
 
2013-02-17 09:20:47 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: give up old man!

Oh yes Mr marine I will right now because you said so. You are the boss of everybody be cause you are an  Ex Marine. By the way, how come only 1 enlistment?
Screaming in someones face might motivate a Marine but in the real world most other people would take you for what you are which is an overbearing asshole with bad breath and poor linear thinking skills.
Also, if you try that in the professional world you will  have a difficult time finding and keeping employment that doesn't require a name tag that says "my name is" an you will be hard pressed to keep that if you are an abusive person as you portray yourself on fark.  How do you think that picture you posted would come across to someone evaluating your negotiation skills.
You would have a restraining order on you in a heartbeat.


For someone touting his 20 years' service in the Corps, you sure are a pussy.

Just a comment.
 
2013-02-17 09:25:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: For someone touting his 20 years' service in the Corps, you sure are a pussy


I was US Army 70/73 68F20 Acft Electrician 68F30 Acft instrument repairman
Durindel is our resident ex marine with 3 or 4 years.
 
2013-02-17 09:25:45 PM  

One Bad Apple: oi_piss_me_off: ...i can't tell if this is a troll-ception situation or not

Being an ex navy guy (and proud REMF btw) and having met many marines I'd say Durindel was really in the core (sorry). They are so self deluded that they continue to see the world through the prism of "The Corps Can Do No Wrong" etc etc looong after they get out.

If the job was so great why did you bail after only one hitch ?

If he is another fake he's an excellent study. Most amateur fakes will immediately claim some badass job like force recon instead of merely infantry. Rivets too. Legit or not he is brilliant at rubbing in the stereotype of the infantry being a dumping ground for people too dumb to mash a keyboard or spin a wrench.


It's not impossible that they are both trolling each other just for our benefit.


Hey now, I qualed for avionic tech but figured that if wanted to go that route why not just join the Air Force or Navy instead of the Marine Corps. Then again I didnt count on straightening out my lower spine after fast roping onto a roof with a heavy load on my back and getting medically booted a year later from it.

Comparing starting salaries of avionics technicians to standard law enforcement jobs that a combat infantryman would slide nicely into kinda made me think I shoulda chosen the tech job. But then again I was young and full of testosterone and was all about blowing shiat up and shooting friendly foreigners that had the same thoughts as me.
 
2013-02-17 09:26:08 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: give up old man!

Oh yes Mr marine I will right now because you said so. You are the boss of everybody be cause you are an  Ex Marine. By the way, how come only 1 enlistment?
Screaming in someones face might motivate a Marine but in the real world most other people would take you for what you are which is an overbearing asshole with bad breath and poor linear thinking skills.
Also, if you try that in the professional world you will  have a difficult time finding and keeping employment that doesn't require a name tag that says "my name is" an you will be hard pressed to keep that if you are an abusive person as you portray yourself on fark.  How do you think that picture you posted would come across to someone evaluating your negotiation skills.
You would have a restraining order on you in a heartbeat.


I AM THE HYPNOTOAD.  WATCH THE  HYPNOTOAD.  IT WON AN OSCAR.
 
2013-02-17 09:29:19 PM  
Wow! This thread deteriorated quickly. Perhaps dog people have issues?

I just came here to say, "Semper Fi" to Chesty and my fellow Devil Dogs.

Heading back now to the civility of Caturday threads ^_^...

/spell Corps however you want--durn furin' word anyways ;)
//however, it's former Marine--the only ex Marine is Lee Harvey Oswald (and he was still a good shot :))
///and don't call us BAMs, it's old school and WM has so many more insulting permutations
////air-winger out
 
2013-02-17 09:32:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: you sure are a pussy


If you  screamed at someone in the workplace like the Marine in the picture   picture portrays,they could and anyone that is a witness to that could get a restraining order against that person on the grounds that they felt threatened. Especially in CA. where the gentleman that posted that picture resides.
 
2013-02-17 09:33:26 PM  
Q: Why do navy ships have Marines on them?
A: So the sailors have somebody to dance with.
 
2013-02-17 09:34:10 PM  

Oxygen_Thief: I AM THE HYPNOTOAD.  WATCH THE  HYPNOTOAD.  IT WON AN OSCAR


I respond better to "look, Shiny"
 
2013-02-17 09:35:48 PM  
Oh I see, this is a dick measuring thread disguised as a cute puppy thread.
 
2013-02-17 09:38:31 PM  

Aquapope: Q: Why do navy ships have Marines on them?
A: So the sailors have somebody to dance with.


I always heard it was because sheep get seasick.

/Retired Coastie.  Bring it, biatches.
 
2013-02-17 09:45:24 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.
Please note Popcorn Bobs latest example

So,carry on


I was called out on it when I first came to FARK. The sarcasm is actually in an endearing way.
However you take it, Semper Fi brother and thanks for your service

/85-93 served with2/2.
 
2013-02-17 09:52:33 PM  
What the fark is a BAM anyhow?

I'm only a dumb civie and I'm still kickin p00pcorn JohnBob.

//feh, just pour some coffee in that thar IV bag, plz.
 
2013-02-17 10:08:04 PM  
I'm feeling a strong Marine Core vibe here.
 
2013-02-17 10:08:55 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: give up old man!

Oh yes Mr marine I will right now because you said so. You are the boss of everybody be cause you are an  Ex Marine. By the way, how come only 1 enlistment?
Screaming in someones face might motivate a Marine but in the real world most other people would take you for what you are which is an overbearing asshole with bad breath and poor linear thinking skills.
Also, if you try that in the professional world you will  have a difficult time finding and keeping employment that doesn't require a name tag that says "my name is" an you will be hard pressed to keep that if you are an abusive person as you portray yourself on fark.  How do you think that picture you posted would come across to someone evaluating your negotiation skills.
You would have a restraining order on you in a heartbeat.


you must be a hoot at parties. :/ as far as i can see, you were the one who got butthurt that FARK DARED to misspell 'corps', not me. I got out because i did my time and had a good time, now i'm just another dude. you, on the other hand, got out 20 years ago and still like throwing your POG jo around like you deserve to be saluted.


/my 'lol' pic was a funny pic of a marine, nothing else.. your proooobabbly reading to much into it.
//lighten up francis
 
2013-02-17 10:30:12 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Patriotism

I am a Veteran and see it as disrespect and not joke.It was a stupid joke to start with and more than likely started from ignorance.

It is also very very tired as most of the stupid fark memes have become.



narwhaler.com

RIVETMAN: A REAL TROLLDIER. U MAD BRO?
 
2013-02-17 10:35:03 PM  

Kittypie070: What the fark is a BAM anyhow?

I'm only a dumb civie and I'm still kickin p00pcorn JohnBob.

//feh, just pour some coffee in that thar IV bag, plz.


Brides-and-Mothers, I believe. Someone please correct this civvie who just keeps looking for more bulldog puppy pics if I'm wrong.
 
2013-02-17 10:38:57 PM  

Durindel: got out 20 years ago



I have been interviewing hotheads that did time overseas like you for the last 10 years and you are all so predictable. You win a red line through your name in the first 5 minutes of the interview..
You really need to polish up your subtraction skills and attention to detail too.No profanity either.

Good luck
 
2013-02-17 10:42:38 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: got out 20 years ago


I have been interviewing hotheads that did time overseas like you for the last 10 years and you are all so predictable. You win a red line through your name in the first 5 minutes of the interview..
You really need to polish up your subtraction skills and attention to detail too.No profanity either.

Good luck


that would imply i'm actually paying attention to you, trolldier. this is just my distraction between doin homework and drinkin'. you really are a hoot though, i feel olbigated to keep you going to provide so everyone else can laugh at you.

/Trollololololollollo!
 
2013-02-17 10:49:58 PM  

Durindel: doin homework and drinkin


Keep at it and you'll have that GED in no time.
 
2013-02-17 10:50:55 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: doin homework and drinkin

Keep at it and you'll have that GED in no time.


keep at it and you'll die a lonely bitter old man in no time.
 
2013-02-17 10:59:29 PM  
Besides, Rivetman1.0, your just mad that all you ever did was sit and turn wrenches and never actually fought for your country. yknow, i could do nothing else in life and still be perfectly content with what i did overseas, and just content that i came back alive. i don't need to swing around the veteran thing at every corner, like your compensating a** does.

That, and i think it's funny when i see a 'marine core' headline. because i know how to laugh. i have the joy of humor in my life.

/if your gonna lecture me about profanity again, i think your'e on the wrong site.
 
2013-02-17 11:04:07 PM  

Durindel: keep at it and you'll die a lonely bitter old man in no time


I am not bitter nor do I see things through rose colored glasses. I am surrounded by family, friends and loved ones and dozens of relatives nearby.  You might want to consider your own situation though.
Anger and alcohol  problems will eat you up.
Successful students and mature adults do not do homework while drunk
Your capitalization, missing letters, spelling errors and the combative nature of your posts would indicate you already are quite intoxicated.
 
2013-02-17 11:06:59 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: keep at it and you'll die a lonely bitter old man in no time

I am not bitter nor do I see things through rose colored glasses. I am surrounded by family, friends and loved ones and dozens of relatives nearby.  You might want to consider your own situation though.
Anger and alcohol  problems will eat you up.
Successful students and mature adults do not do homework while drunk
Your capitalization, missing letters, spelling errors and the combative nature of your posts would indicate you already are quite intoxicated.


Ummmm....

No. Just....just no.
 
2013-02-17 11:08:51 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: keep at it and you'll die a lonely bitter old man in no time

I am not bitter nor do I see things through rose colored glasses. I am surrounded by family, friends and loved ones and dozens of relatives nearby.  You might want to consider your own situation though.
Anger and alcohol  problems will eat you up.
Successful students and mature adults do not do homework while drunk
Your capitalization, missing letters, spelling errors and the combative nature of your posts would indicate you already are quite intoxicated.


au contraire, i am a straight A student in college, i just choose not to type well on fark. it upsets the grammar nazis. i also seem to be happier than you because i don't get upset at headlines on fark. also, your on fark and you think having a couple drinks equals alcoholic? wow, you ARE on the wrong site.

//mature adults eh? somehow i think you don't have any experience there...
///i love it when trolls like you shift into the 'advice' mode, it really shows how full of yourself you are.
///seriously, your on fark and you're gonna criticize drinking?!? BWHAHAHA
 
2013-02-17 11:09:34 PM  

Durindel: Besides, Rivetman1.0, your just mad that all you ever did was sit and turn wrenches and never actually fought for your country.


You do not have a clue, insight nor facts on what I did in my Military service but you keep talking out of your ass because at this point it sounds great to you.
 
2013-02-17 11:11:04 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Durindel: Besides, Rivetman1.0, your just mad that all you ever did was sit and turn wrenches and never actually fought for your country.

You do not have a clue, insight nor facts on what I did in my Military service but you keep talking out of your ass because at this point it sounds great to you.


care to provide ANY conclusive proof that you did ANYTHING other than dick around with a wrench?
hm? and yet you get upset that we joke about what to call marines. silly old fart.
 
2013-02-17 11:11:40 PM  

Durindel: i just choose not to type well on fark. it upsets the grammar nazis.


Goodnight and please enjoy the last word.
 
2013-02-17 11:13:33 PM  
 
2013-02-17 11:17:21 PM  
Well, this thread was derailed quite nicely.
 
2013-02-17 11:28:54 PM  
The English Bulldog is a crime against nature.  Over-bred to the point of short, pained, not-particularly useful lives.  Plus, it's English.

Here's one of the few American breeds.  It's a badass on land and in water, loyal as can be, and look at this how handome this dog is.  It's the Chesapeake Bay Retriever!

dogbreedinsight.com
 
2013-02-17 11:31:12 PM  
^handsome

Here's more:

www.chesshores.com
 
2013-02-17 11:41:35 PM  

Arachnophobe: Kittypie070: What the fark is a BAM anyhow?

I'm only a dumb civie and I'm still kickin p00pcorn JohnBob.

//feh, just pour some coffee in that thar IV bag, plz.

Brides-and-Mothers, I believe. Someone please correct this civvie who just keeps looking for more bulldog puppy pics if I'm wrong.


In this case, BAM = broad a** Marine, a lovely term used in the "old" Corps, I'm sure with the utmost respect (snerk). When I was in it was WM for woman Marine. Maybe someday it'll just be Marine.

I wanted to attach a bulldog puppy pic for you, but I can't figure out how to upload it from my phone. Sorry (u•x•u)
 
2013-02-17 11:44:35 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Gyrfalcon: you sure are a pussy

If you  screamed at someone in the workplace like the Marine in the picture   picture portrays,they could and anyone that is a witness to that could get a restraining order against that person on the grounds that they felt threatened. Especially in CA. where the gentleman that posted that picture resides.


Hey, um. Not sure you noticed, just wanted to double-check. But we're over here having a totally different conversation. Not being judgey about anybody wanting to rant at a chair in the corner, (to each their own after all). But maybe, when you're done, if you want, you could come join our conversation? It's totally fun, and we're laughing a lot. Seems like it might be more fun than.... whatever it is your doing right now. Again, totally your call.
 
2013-02-17 11:44:36 PM  
Chesapeake Bay Retriever puppies are awesome and they have blue eyes!

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-17 11:46:58 PM  
Look at how awesome this dog is!

msa.maryland.gov

He's totally ready to go!  And I mean that like GO!
 
2013-02-17 11:49:18 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Mattyb710: I am not a veteran, however I'm still calling you a dumbass

I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.

Got it


Yes.

/0311 a long time ago
//twice 'cause I am stupid
 
2013-02-17 11:50:28 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Chesapeake Bay Retriever puppies are awesome and they have blue eyes!

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


daaaww!!! does they keep their blue eyes? I miss my black lab dash... he was the best.

/on an earlier topic: thanks to this thread, i know what it feels like to be a troll. im a bad troll and i should feel bad
 
2013-02-17 11:56:28 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Look at how awesome this dog is!

[msa.maryland.gov image 297x204]

He's totally ready to go!  And I mean that like GO!


But they're retrievers, don't they have "soft" mouths? That could be bad for a Marine dog. A better Marine dog would be an American husky, those dogs rock. They're kind of dumb, but again, perfect for a jarhead pooch. ;)

/miss my puppy, she was half alaskan husky. Her smart half was border collie.
 
2013-02-18 12:01:59 AM  

Durindel: daaaww!!! does they keep their blue eyes? I miss my black lab dash... he was the best.


They turn hazel, which is even better.  Like here:

puppydogweb.com

I understand tradition, and that that's why the English Bulldog is the mascot dog for the USMC, but today's English Bulldog is a far cry from what it was whenever the tradition started.  The average English Bulldog today can barely breathe or walk and only lives to be 7 or 8. The average Chesapeake Bay Retriever is exceptionally athletic, super-focused/-driven, a great swimmer, and lives to be 12 or 13 (as my favorite Chessie is letting me know).
 
2013-02-18 12:06:31 AM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Durindel: daaaww!!! does they keep their blue eyes? I miss my black lab dash... he was the best.

They turn hazel, which is even better.  Like here:

[puppydogweb.com image 350x294]

I understand tradition, and that that's why the English Bulldog is the mascot dog for the USMC, but today's English Bulldog is a far cry from what it was whenever the tradition started.  The average English Bulldog today can barely breathe or walk and only lives to be 7 or 8. The average Chesapeake Bay Retriever is exceptionally athletic, super-focused/-driven, a great swimmer, and lives to be 12 or 13 (as my favorite Chessie is letting me know).


that is a great lookin dog! yeah, i think a water dog like that would make a better USMC mascot... oh well can't change tradition. is the wavy fur because it is wet, or does it always look like that?
 
2013-02-18 12:14:10 AM  

Gyrfalcon: But they're retrievers, don't they have "soft" mouths? That could be bad for a Marine dog.


Depends on what traits you think the Marine mascot should represent, I guess.  The Bulldog, of course, is all about "I'm gonna get this and grab this and not let it go".  The Chesapeake is more like "You want me to run across the sand and dive into the water and swim out there and get that thing and bring it to you and then do it again and again and again and again until you tell me stop? Sure!"

Plus,  LOOK AT THIS DOG!
www.dogbreedslist.info


When was the last time you saw a Bulldog so attentive and ready for action?
 
2013-02-18 12:19:36 AM  

Durindel: is the wavy fur because it is wet, or does it always look like that?


They have double coats, the outer of which is wavy, like you say, and it gets wavier when it's wet.  It acts sort of like a wet suit, and helps them keep warm while they're in the water.
 
2013-02-18 12:31:31 AM  

Rivetman1.0: Mattyb710: I am not a veteran, however I'm still calling you a dumbass

I am a dumbass for promoting literacy and respect to the United States Marine Corps.

Got it


Yup
1371 (combat engineer)
'91-'99
 
2013-02-18 01:55:34 AM  
Men are dumb--it is axiomatic.  Listening to military men arguing is even dumber.  why the hell did I do it?
 
2013-02-18 02:38:52 AM  
Bulldogs are awesome.  People arguing on the internet are not.

Here's a very fine fellow I met a few years ago:

i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 03:07:44 AM  

Whatthefark: Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?Popcorn Johnny: What's your problem with the Marine Core?

No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

psst...hey Rivetman, just so you know calling the Marine Corp the Marine CORE is kind of a running joke around here.


OTOH, calling the Marine Corps the Marine Corp is usually totally serious.
 
2013-02-18 03:25:23 AM  
Awwww, Thunderboy he's cute!!!
 
2013-02-18 08:59:24 AM  

meerclarschild: Arachnophobe: Kittypie070: What the fark is a BAM anyhow?

I'm only a dumb civie and I'm still kickin p00pcorn JohnBob.

//feh, just pour some coffee in that thar IV bag, plz.

Brides-and-Mothers, I believe. Someone please correct this civvie who just keeps looking for more bulldog puppy pics if I'm wrong.

In this case, BAM = broad a** Marine, a lovely term used in the "old" Corps, I'm sure with the utmost respect (snerk). When I was in it was WM for woman Marine. Maybe someday it'll just be Marine.



Or Big Ass Marine....
 
2013-02-18 11:18:09 AM  

Rivetman1.0: Screaming in someones face might motivate a Marine but in the real world most other people would take you for what you are which is an overbearing asshole with bad breath and poor linear thinking skills.


tentofabraham.files.wordpress.com
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by overbearing assholes with poor linear thinking skills. Deep down in places you don't talk about on Fark, you want me screaming in someone's face, you need me screaming in someone's face.
 
2013-02-18 02:40:24 PM  
www.dogbreedinfo.com
American bulldog. Looks like a mighty fine example of a canine.
I feel sorry for the overly inbred English bulldogs. How can a dog live a dog's life with such problems?
/not a pet person
 
2013-02-18 04:58:37 PM  
Because they are going to be looking for guys wearing Cammo...
whatwouldjackdo.net
 
2013-02-18 09:58:44 PM  

Rivetman1.0: Popcorn Johnny: Rivetman1.0: No problem at all, my problem is with your illiteracy.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You have certainly made that point extremely clear to myself and many others reading these posts.
Here it is again, since it seems to have whistled by you the first time;

Core

Facepalm


If you want to show your Love of Country and fierce patrioism not to mention your defense of a branch of the U.S. Military, that you never served in, and finally getting in my face with "whats your problem" directed at me obviously is acceptable, especially on FARK.

The disrespect to the United States Marine Corps with your illiteracy certainly is not.

Figured it out yet?


Gee, you are stupid to the corps.

Did you see what I did there?  I substituted "corps" for "core" because of the old Fark Marine Core meme?  Also, lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-02-18 10:05:31 PM  

Durindel: Besides, Rivetman1.0, your just mad that all you ever did was sit and turn wrenches and never actually fought for your country. yknow, i could do nothing else in life and still be perfectly content with what i did overseas, and just content that i came back alive. i don't need to swing around the veteran thing at every corner, like your compensating a** does.

That, and i think it's funny when i see a 'marine core' headline. because i know how to laugh. i have the joy of humor in my life.

/if your gonna lecture me about profanity again, i think your'e on the wrong site.


People like Rivetman sound like they should be in the song "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen.  And of all the veterans who suffer from "Glory Days Syndrome, former Marines seem to be those who cling the hardest to the past.
 
2013-02-18 10:14:19 PM  

Maggie_Luna: I think they should put him in a little costume with a little cap! That would be so cute. (possibly, maybe my brain is fried with the cuteness that he is!)

/does not dress up pets in clothing
//but puppy!
//look at those eyes! and his little saggy jaw skin! He's so cute!

Here more cuteness: Squeaky frog!



img.photobucket.com
Sgt. Jiggs, circa 1925.  The first Marine Core Mascot.
 
2013-02-19 03:09:08 AM  

meerclarschild: Arachnophobe: Kittypie070: What the fark is a BAM anyhow?

I'm only a dumb civie and I'm still kickin p00pcorn JohnBob.

//feh, just pour some coffee in that thar IV bag, plz.

Brides-and-Mothers, I believe. Someone please correct this civvie who just keeps looking for more bulldog puppy pics if I'm wrong.

In this case, BAM = broad a** Marine, a lovely term used in the "old" Corps, I'm sure with the utmost respect (snerk). When I was in it was WM for woman Marine. Maybe someday it'll just be Marine.

I wanted to attach a bulldog puppy pic for you, but I can't figure out how to upload it from my phone. Sorry (u•x•u)


hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

no worries :)
 
2013-02-19 03:11:43 AM  
We got Light Green Marines, we got Dark Green Marines, we got Bumpy Marines, BUT THEY ARE ALL MARINES!!

/probly Apone in Aliens, or some Aliens book, but my memory is teh suxx
 
2013-02-20 08:18:28 PM  

Thunderboy: Bulldogs are awesome.  People arguing on the internet are not.

Here's a very fine fellow I met a few years ago:

[i13.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Thats a wussy lookin' bulldog.
/Sorry but it is.
 
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